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Theonlycoolmonk: 10:52am On Aug 28, 2018
lostinHeaven:


u ll still recieve ur dividend.
i blv you already have a cscs cos u knt buy from d 2ndry mkt without it.
visit FBN reg at no 2 Abebe village road ,iganmu lagos to resolve all outstanding issues with ur shares.

Thanks a lot bro.
Theonlycoolmonk: 10:19am On Aug 28, 2018
House please I need your help:

I have FBNH share I bought on secondary market for over a year now. I have never received dividend on it but I guess maybe because I don't have cscs or something. But now I want to sell it before before opening a cscs .
Is it possible for me to get all the accrued dividend if I sell it now and later do the paper work for the cscs ?

I would be happy if anyone could explain to me how this really work. nagode.
Theonlycoolmonk: 11:21am On Aug 04, 2018
Olalan:
Some dumb wannabe copy copy feminist would fault the man for choosing for the wife and equally blame the wife for accepting the husband opinion

You didn't see the problem in this your post. Look at it from this angle if it comes to a situation where the man has to chose for the wife don't you think it is a problem?

If my wife can't make a sound judgment in issues like this without my intervention I seriously think that there is something either wrong with her up bringing or world view in which I have no business being with her.

Secondly, what men failed to realize is that you can never fully control an adult it is just a matter of time before she figures a subtle way to do that which you have been trying to stop her from doing. Which is why you had better get yourself a woman that you don't have to control one with common sense and proper world view/up bringing.

I can't pay your bride price and raise you I only have time to raise the kids not a full grown ass woman. grin
Theonlycoolmonk: 12:56pm On Jul 12, 2018
Emilokoiyawon:
YEEBOOOS and ADULTERY like 5 and 6

Obasanjo that is known for strafing his daughter-inlaws is Afonja. cheesy cheesy

All those big yansh agbo sellers in the SW that sleeps with area boys and agbero are Yorubas! Abeg shift make better people see road. grin grin

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Theonlycoolmonk: 2:07pm On Jul 10, 2018
geometricaxis:


Some things are really not worthy of response, despite the fact that i did. If an educated person comes here an says (amongs other irrational and illogical assertions) that it is illegal to be in possession of a document that a legitimate govt agency gave you, is there really any point in responding to such a person? Nonetheless I responded for the sake of others.

Bros I am really not in the mood of name calling but it is fun to see how adamant people could be even when their understanding of issues are flawed. I would like you to this: that ignorance is not excuse before the law as I am not going to respond to you again since you are bent on turning this into a "cursing match"

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Theonlycoolmonk: 1:56pm On Jul 10, 2018
geometricaxis:


absolute nonsense. Please my fellow Nigerians try to show you have put some thought into what you post, show that you are capable of analytic reasoning.

Presecutor can claim all he wants, he can only get a conviction for what he can prove. To prove collusion you must provide the party to the collusion and proof that a bribe was given/obtained...good luck with that.

I am glad you agreed that prosecutor could claim collusion. I agree with you that proving collusion in this case may be almost impossible.


geometricaxis:


Secondly there are many ways she could have obtained it without colusion, oversight being one of them. I hope you can now see how your case is dead before water and why many Nigerian high profile trials fail...emotional people rushing to court without evidence/legal argument that will stand scrutiny in a court.

Being ignorant of the law does not excuse one from the law, so oversight does not excuse one from the law. If they claim oversight the issuer still have a case to answer for issuing government document to someone that is not qualified to have it. In addition the recipient is not excused from the law for not rejecting/returning government property that was in her possession which he/she is not legally entitled to have. Good luck telling the court ( I mean an impartial ) court that 'hey since the certificate was issued I decided to keep it and use it blabla".
Theonlycoolmonk: 1:55pm On Jul 10, 2018
geometricaxis:


absolute nonsense

I supposed we were sharing our opinions on the matter in a civil way. In line with that would mind giving your opinion on why you think my position on the matter doesn't hold water.
Theonlycoolmonk: 1:32pm On Jul 10, 2018
geometricaxis:



There is no basis for the exemption. So it should be revoked. However until it is revoked it remains valid. However my contention is that no court of law will find her guilty for obtaining an exemption through the official channels. My contention is that as the person incharge of the countrys finances, the focus should be on the years she worked illegally without an exemption or a discharge certificate as that shows a propensity for criminality.

Don't be so sure about her not getting an indictment. Being in possession of government certificate that you are not entitled to is an offence. If you are not entitled to have then you can never be in possession of it through the proper channel. The "proper channel" specifies being over 30 at graduation and if it was issued to you when you were not then it was obtained via "proper channel". The prosecutor may claim collusion between Kemi and whoever issued it in NYSC (because at this point the only way she could have obtained it without meeting the requirement was to collude with an official)
Theonlycoolmonk: 1:26pm On Jul 10, 2018
abes:


Is this your evidence her certificate is forged?

She can't go down alone. The reason NYSC is not keen in giving the the public the true position is simple both NYSC and Kemi are in the wrong.

If Kemi graduated before turning 30 she has no business having an exemption certificate in her possession whether it is forged or not. Being forged is a different case.

If it is genuine and was issued by NYSC then whoever issued it to her is going down with her because on her part she hasn't earned it and not allowed under the law to be in possession of one. NYSC on their part are not allowed based on the law to issue her one.

So whichever way it swings Kemi has a case to answer as for NYSC if they it it was genuinely issued by them, then both NYSC and Kemi are in trouble. But this being Nigeria NYSC may want to save their image and deny issuing such to Kemi which will put Kemi in double wahala: being in possession of exemption certificate that she is not qualify to have and also being in possession of a forged one at that.
Theonlycoolmonk: 9:08pm On Jul 03, 2018
sosodevf:


Pretender

You know that is not everyone that engage in such destructive behavior right?

That you can't keep your impulses under control does not mean that others can't as well.
Theonlycoolmonk: 8:58pm On Jul 03, 2018
so Benue people defending themselves are arrested and paraded as 'fulani herdsmen" ?

APC will never cease to amaze us!!!

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Theonlycoolmonk: 8:55pm On Jul 03, 2018
AfricanKing:
Buhari knew what he was saying when he said Nigerian youths are lazy.
Too lazy to fight and take government from the old useless men that have held Nigeria at ransom.

It is time we someone with vision and ideas like Sowore

I personally can't someone that couldn't tell from the word go that bubu was no good.

By choosing bubu Sowore made it clear how bad he is at making decisions/choices.

I can't stand another bubu mistake and Sowore is a no no for me. I can tell from his rash decision making that he is not fit to be the president of Nigeria in any form. He is only fit at calling out government officials that is his gift and he should stick to it.

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Theonlycoolmonk: 8:52pm On Jul 03, 2018
brownlolly:
He understands the meaning of the word democracy because it was his dream before he even experienced it. And he is consistent.

He will have my vote.

What do you mean by consistent?

If Sowore couldn't see that bubu was no good by all means, what is the guarantee that he is going to make good choices as a president?
Theonlycoolmonk: 7:34pm On Jul 03, 2018
Kokaine:
my brother in your interest don't even bother trying to know

I am curious, I do want to know because it beats my imagination on why people would do drug.
Theonlycoolmonk: 7:00pm On Jul 03, 2018
Please can someone explain to me how it feels to take codeine .Seriously I am yet to know why people take it. Does it make them more energetic or does it give a feeling of euphoria such that for a minute they forget all their struggles etc

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Theonlycoolmonk: 10:55am On Jun 25, 2018
She should have said 'this is my second wardrobe here ooh life of an olosho"
Theonlycoolmonk: 8:16am On Jun 22, 2018
Koval12:
The day I attempted suicide because of a failed relationship and subsequently slumped into coma. This happened Dec 31 2014' I was lying lifeless in the hospital bed with oxygen for 4 days. When I eventually opened my eyes on the fourth day to see my dad crying. We lost my mum barely a year ago, I was like what the Bleep!! Where am I?? I nearly ran out of the hospital with my drip. It was so so scary. I did share the story on Nairaland as at 2016. It was such a traumatic event. My near death experience changed my life forever. Here's the link to the story.

https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/3185574/going-through-devastating-break-up

Bros I read your story from the old thread. How are you holding up now you mind telling us if you did move on and what become of the girl that also ruined your life?
Theonlycoolmonk: 10:46pm On Jun 20, 2018
greggng:
That serves him better. Except if the husband is dead .on no should one sleep with living man's wife....quote me

On no should you marry a woman you can not satisfy both emotionally, physically and economically. Make sure you marry a women you can care for if not those that can do the job better will step in.

Moreover it is a free world people should bleep whoever agrees to bleep with them the onus should be on the married one among them to decline or accept. If the married one accept without undue pressure or coercion they her/his partner should blame him/her and not the other party to the bleeping. What is wrong with men of these days in a civilized society the husband is going to face a jail term for inflicting body harm to the guy banging his wife.
Theonlycoolmonk: 10:21am On Jun 20, 2018
omenkaLives:
There's no greater indicator of unemployment and idleness than the attitude of these fraudulent Pigs. Next thing is to tax Ibo Christians and jhews alike to pay dues for the printing, after which the criminals would abscond just like their cowardly piggy leader, Nnamdiot Cowmumu. cheesy

You finally crawl out of your hiding place. No one saw your break light when Fulani herdsmen were making suya out of your people. grin grin

I wish you could be dedicated to finding a lastly solution to the incessant killing of your kinsmen the way you masturbate over IPOB issue. grin grin

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Theonlycoolmonk: 10:43am On Jun 16, 2018
Today you people will see the flag in Russia. grin grin grin grin grin

Can someone open a thread for Biafra in Russia?

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Theonlycoolmonk: 5:54pm On Jun 15, 2018
Iran 1
Theonlycoolmonk: 4:45pm On Jun 15, 2018
Iran just missed their chance.

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Theonlycoolmonk: 10:56am On Jun 07, 2018
where is the ground opening and swallowing the kola nuts?

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Theonlycoolmonk: 9:30am On May 27, 2018
When you say children I am sure most people will think they are but they all forgot that the terrible humans roaming the face of the earth were once children.

On a child's level they are the most inconsiderate self-absorbed narcissist creature ever.

I am sure in retrospect most people wouldn't think twice to consider Hilter even as a child a curse to humanity. Children/human are not also a blessing so are more trouble than others. In the long they are still human and terrible to one another.

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Theonlycoolmonk: 9:05am On May 19, 2018
Mujtahida:

Their ignorance can kill. Before you know now they will start quoting scriptures just like one quoting me has done(I always ignore him anyway)
(I will not say Muslims but Arabs)
They do not know that even cryptography which has become the basis for intelligence was an innovation of the Arabs. Where did the word alkali, alcohol and algebra come from? It is a fact of history that when Europe was lost in what historians call the dark ages the Arabs were making major and significant contributions and headway in science, commerce, arts and architecture, military innovations, mathematics, medicine, philosophy, literature and education. Ibn Khaldun is widely regarded as one of the fathers of sociology. Al - Kindi was a mathematical genius who made huge contributions to cryptography. What of Al-khwarizmi father of algebra (from the Arabic root word al-jabr). What of the sublime and inimitable poetry of Rumi?

It was from the intellectual reserve of the Arabs and their preservation of Greek and other ancient intellectual resources that Europeans reconnected with Greece and came out of the dark ages.

I no quote Bible ooo, I no quote Quran. Only history. Someone will quote me now and cite scriptures. Hahahaha hahahaha.

blablah typically head slammer rant. Of course you know that Christian accomplishment or things invented by Christians are too numerous to list. Please do not try to ascribe Greek and the Arabs they are miles apart. The arabs has been nothing but savage from the beginning of time and still. In fact in the last 100 years can you tell me any meaningful thing that has come out of the arab world?

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Theonlycoolmonk: 7:21pm On Mar 29, 2018
Jochabed:
Are you serious? HELL EXIST!!!! He is suppose to be a father figure. Please don't mislead people.

can you point us to the direction of hell?

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Theonlycoolmonk: 8:24pm On Mar 18, 2018
justwise:


You really know how to talk nonsense, how will i hate somebody i never had issues with before or even know, i have not being following his story neither have i ever come across his post or ID before

If you needed to read his story to know why you should not travel to Europe through the desert then you are hopelessly ignorant


Because of common mod wey you be na him u dey insult people wey fit senior you. Na person like you wey go get small power you go dey carry shoulder and want make people worship you. I carry yansh for u.

@gaby please keep your story and sort for a better avenue to air your story since this "ekuke" called mod don carry him busy body enter here.

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Theonlycoolmonk: 10:38am On Mar 18, 2018
schumastic:


I would say you were lucky and destined to make it. Yours is better since it was 10years back, compared d to the tales I have heard from migrants who returned last year till date, its really sad.

There is a tv program called talking migration, which we air in our media firm and that's how I get to know about all the above mentioned you talked about. Sometimes I shed tears when ever they recount their ordeal.

It was a bit easier to make the journey years back when there was no crisis in the middle east. The situation right now is so bad that they sale human beings as slaves to a fellow human. CNN had to cover it to let the world know what is really going on in Libya and other north African countries.

Just a thought since you are in the media business maybe you can help to get him share is story with the world. I don't know how things work in the media industry and what you guys consider news worthy but to an untrained eyes like mine I think it is worth given a try.
Theonlycoolmonk: 11:15am On Mar 14, 2018
nextstep:


No evidence you say? People being tortured and "disappeared" is not evidence? Terrorist organizations being funded does not count as evidence? Elimination of political foes? You know, to some people, life in Africa (e.g. Nigeria, Kenya, South Africa) was much better under colonialism... in other words, to them, economic prosperity with little liberty - and the occasional massacre - appears preferable to what we're experiencing now. I'm alluding that Libya - though facing tough times now - will actually be better off in the long term. It's the same crises that _every_ country goes through with major political upheaval, from the French, American, Japanese, Chinese, (etc.) revolutions and civil wars. And having gone through that fire, most countries emerge with strong institutions, protections for citizens, and checks and balances on the re-emergence of tyranny.

Bros you just regurgitated what the western media have been feeding the masses. I am yet to see you post any link to any source that is not the west. I am sure you don't have any concrete evidence other than what the western media has been feeding you. If Obama its that Libya was a mistake and you are here trying to justify his actions in Libya.


Have you ever asked yourself whether the human right abuse as claimed by the west that is going on in Libya, was worse than that going on in NK? If not why didn't the Obama istration 'rescue' NK which was in a worse situation than Libya?

What you did not take into consideration about nation undergoing political upheaval, is that all the nations you mentioned up there, their change came organically not as a result of an external shocked being engineered and funded by an external actor at the timing of the external actor. You could argue that no organic uprising can survive the mighty arm of a dictatorial government without external funding/help. The main point is that such struggle had only turned out well when it is organic. Let me use a small country as an example, look for an English version of how the poor Belgians rose against the church and how the French fought against the aristocrats and you will understand that for such action to yield the desired result it most come from the people's willingness to change thing. Then you can also look at events engineered by west in the middle east dubbed Arab spring etc, and check if the change yielded the desired result other than satisfying the ego of those that funded and initiated it.
Theonlycoolmonk: 10:48am On Mar 14, 2018
ArinzeRaph:
Fvck Libya. They hate black Africans so they should deal with whatever is befalling them alone.

Thousands of Nigerians and other Africans were living quietly and doing a honest day job in Libya before Obama and his cronies handed Libya over to band of terrorists and extremists.

From your post it seems you were too young to know what Libya was like before Obama's intervention. Maybe you should do a little digging and you will come to the realization that black people have been living peacefully and going about their normal business in Libya before now.
Theonlycoolmonk: 10:44am On Mar 14, 2018
nextstep:


I thought it was one particular ruler of Libya (along with his family and cronies) who ruined Libya with 4 decades of repression, corruption, nepotism, terrorism, totalitarianism , assassinations, disappearances, and a civil war (albeit one side was aided by the West)... but I could be wrong...

Four decade of repression, corruption and nepotism with no evidence of terrorism and economic woes. I doubt if you have any idea what the lives and future of an average Libyan looked like pre-Obama's involvement in Libya.

Can you show me any evidence that the security, economic and social lives of the Libyans have changed for good since the involvement of Obama as against during the time of Qaddafi?

I will be waiting for your evidence. cool cool

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