NewStats: 3,261,381 , 8,173,850 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 05:34 AM 21d1f

Durbaubal682:
Hi!! Where i can find forum 'video'?

cant grab what u are sayin

tragedy struck in my area yesterday, when a guy try to abscond with another man's bike when he was trying to buy sallah ram for his family. His mission was almost successful but unfortunately for him, the okada men were ready for the chase and was apprehended and brought back to scene.
He was taught a lesson (beaten blue and black) by the angry mob before the arrival of the police. Here are the pics after the incident.

Tragedy strock yestersday in my area, when a guy try to abscond with another man's bike when he was trying to buy sallah ram for his family. His mission was almost successful but unfortunately for him, the okada men that was around were ready for the chase and was apprehended and brought back to scene.
He was taught a lesson (beaten blue and black) by the angry mob before the arrival of the police. This are the are pics after inccident

obeyme:

Happy Sallah : Get Free 100mb Or 200mb On Your Airtel Sim Now
Get Free 100mb Or 200mb From Airtel now
old and outdated tweak but u try sha

Oya, let's get this straight,Airtel network are giving and dashing out100mb and 200mb free,thisSeptember airtel free mbis sallah gift I guess,anyway let's fire on

Note:this free Mb from airtel is sim selective, so don't say not working if it didn't work on your sim,just try another sim and hopefully it will work.


How To Get Free 100mb Or 200mb On Your Airtel


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=>You will now get a reply from airtel claiming yourfree 100mb or 200mb


That is all about the free airtel mb,lets take it asa happy sallah gift to you,wish u success and happy browsing.

As a friend of mine will say "AH TI WO ONE CHANCE (we don enter one chance)"

he has been kolonized.... Am sure his parent will curse him till eternity, i fear for his future

abeg who her sexiness help ooooooo

Tiny23:
d link to the tweak ware

http://www.tweakwarevpn.net/?action=s
datss d link

so dis etisalat i hv been using it for some days now, dont let me talk much, just 4lo dis steps and enjoy

1. d new updated tweakware

2. Install it

3. Open it and click on settings

4. Go to boundle settings

5. Tick USE BOUNDLE SETTINGS

6. Click on boundle type den select Etisalat (#0.00)

7. Go back and connect

thats all no need of any settings.

Happy Sallah to all my muslim brothers and sisters in the house

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MutantMetahuman:
log out and again

I HV ALREADY DONE DAT BFR COMMENTING AND I DON DO HAM AGAIN

fox97:
dn't mynd dem ordinary #100 card dey can't fit buy

[b][/b][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] TOH ME I NO TALK DAT PHAAAAAA

I used opera to and it is perfect, maybe u shud try it. in fact am using d freebasics now.

Emmaway:
buh you don't need much data to root your phone, I used 3.6MB to root my phone with KingoRoot

I hv tried using kingoroot but d moment it reach 65% it will just stop and I wud hv to restart again dats d reason y am lookin 4 offline rooting app BT I will anoda kingoroot version and try again. Tnx bro really appreciate

Emmaway:
All root apps requires strong Internet connection.


If you can't, USE PC

Tnx bruh

Please apart from kingo root and frama root, I need an app dat I can use to root my phone offline. Urgently needed. Thanks

Perfecttouch:
i read it under 15secs

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] baba ooooo I hail oooo 15secs hmmmmm

So
She told me AM DRIVING HER CRAZY and I told her to TIGHTENED HER SEAT BELT.
She is calling for breakup
Is my response badbad
Help me ooooo

13 Words That Do Not Exist In Our Nigerian Parents’ Vocabulary" # Lwkmd
1. “Allowance” Which one is allowance? Are they not ‘allowing’ you live in their house for free? My friend, will you leave this place
2. “Privacy” You want them to give you privacy in their own house? You want them to knock before they enter your bedroom? You’re a joker. You will get privacy when you move out and marry.
3. “Dating” Which one is dating? Better face your book, graduate, then you can ‘date’ your spouse after both of you have married finish
4. “Sex” Sex doesn’t exist. Simpu. The end. Full stop. Bye.
5. “Rest” Rest ke? Are you God? Even God created the whole world before he rested? What have you done in your small life that you are resting? You can rest when you have died, abeg.
6. “Please” Why are the people that gave birth to you telling you “please” biko? So they should beg you to bring the remote that is right beside them? You are not a serious somebody.
7. “Sorry” Shebi people only say sorry when they are wrong? Well, there you have it, your parents can never be wrong. So why should they even know that word?
8. “Thank you” Wait, you want your parents to thank you for doing something? See this comedian. The only time you might mistakenly hear those words is if you tell them “I love you.”
9. “Adult” You think you are now an adult because you have turned 18 abi 21? Ehn go and report to the police that your parents don’t know what adult means. You will still chop all these slaps and punishments.
10. “Sick” You’re not sick, you are well in Jesus’ name. Now stand up from that hospital bed, wear your uniform and be going to school.
11. “Sleepover” You want to go and sleep inside another person’s house? You don’t have house? You don’t have bed? Infact, you don’t have sense.
12. “Whispering” Why should they be whispering? If they don’t shout on the phone and at the person standing right beside them, how will people now hear what they are saying?
13. “Grounded” Which kind of oyinbo nonsense is that one, abeg? Go an bring that cane from their room now now jare.
Feel Free To Add

Have you ever fall into this kinda situation before?

Abeg wetin we go call this head. as for me na pencil head.

Fiction story

Your wife remove your charger from your phone which has 12% battery power remaining . Then she plugs it in her phone which is 78% full. Then she starts using your own 12% phone to play candy crush.... Is that
A: love
B: wickedness
C: witchcraft
D: none of the above
Pls say something sincerely

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the dog is on the fourth row and is d 10th animal. check it out

My dearest Naija babes that bleach, if on judgement day your face doesn't match the one on angel Gabriel's Laptop...don't argue..........just go to hell.
In Patoranking's voice..... kilode ti e bora, WHY YOU DEY BLEACH UP UR SKIN

Letters from Ganiyat to her Love
gafaru volume 1-letter 1

Dear gafaru, longs time no see. If they say is water that will cook fish finish, I will not belief it. Is this how other lofers are behafe to theirself? U haf refuse to call me for the past one month. and if I tries ur number, mtn will be say your number is unreach, is unreach. You refuse to fisit me me efen when u hear that my father haf contract guinea worm. Is this how to treat ur in-laws? I know we haf not marry but I know uer my husband from heafen. Efri day when I am wake up, uer the first person I see. Roshida tell me for last week that she see u with one girl in front of Mr big. She efen tell me that u hug together. If u think u can leaf me uer deceive urself. gafaru, gafaru, how many times I call u? It will not be better for anybody that wan to scatter our middle. Any way the main purpose of my letter is to tell u that I haf took in for u. I go for test yesterday to confirm it. My
grandmother talk that it be like am carrying twins. I haf been fery fery happy since yesterday. I haf give the twins name o......sifau and musibau. I don't sure if u like it. Come n see me tomorrow because I am fery weak now. Silifa, my younger sister, comes home with her boyfriend yesterday.if u see d boy,very Hainsome but not up to you sha.he also get a swagger. I want u to get one too. Les I forget, please dont forget to send the money for the aso-ebi for anti taiba's naming o. The color is red and yellow.Red for the 'buba', and yellow for the 'iro'. They said we can use any color for the 'gele'. But me I want to use blue. I will now wear that my green curf shoe. I cannot wait to send you the photo. My lof, ten is happening in this world o.
dont say I am the one that tell you o. i hear that it's not anti taiba's husband that gif her the belle that she use to born the pregnancy. True true, the baby is not resemble him. But what consign me? I have tell efribody that my boyfriend is a doftor and they eager to see u. When
uer coming, wear that fine shoe that get that shine shine for top. Don't forget that ur fotoscope too cos I tell them u will do testing for them. u can also buy something for the twins. I will b expect
u.come early before I go to mosque for jimoh' o.
Yours fruitfully ganiyat.



Gafaru reply is on d way.

Before Sex

Boy : Baby Are You Ready ?

Girl : Yes Am Ready Love We Have Been
Waiting For This For 4 Years Now.

Boy : Yes We Have Love.

Girl : Promise Me You Won't leave Me After Taking My Virginity

Boy : I Promise My Love.

Girl : Okay Love So We Going To Use A Condom?

Boy : Love i Trust You And You Trust Me
Don't See A Reason For Us To Use A Condom.

Girl : Yes Love I Trust You.

Boy : Are You Sure You Ready Love

Girl : Yes Am Ready Boo.

(*10 Mins later, After Sex*)

Boy : Wow That Was Great Love.

Girl : Yes Love It Was Great But Am In Pain Now.

Boy : Sorry Love you Have To Be In Pain
Cause It Was Your First Time.

Girl : Okay Love Hope Second Time It
Won't be Painful.

Boy : Nah Love Second Time It Won't Be painful.

Girl : Okay.

(*Few Days Later*)

Girl : Babe Am Pregnant.

Boy : You What ?

Girl : ( Crying )Am Pregnant.

(The Boy Didn't Say Anything For 5
Minutes, Then He Got Up And Went To His Room and got Back
After 15 Minutes)

Boy : ( On His Knees ) I Have Been WaitingFor This Day For 3 Years So Will You Make Me The Happiest Man In The World Will You please Marry Me ?

Girl : (Crying) Yes I Will Marry You

Boy : Wow Thank You Love I love You So Much.

Girl : I Love You Too My Future Husband.

(9 Months later The girl gave Birth To
Two Beautiful Baby Girls.)

*A Year later they got married* ...

ALL OF YOU THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO
BREAK HER HEART !! !! .
*NOT ALL MEN ARE THE SAME! .
LADIES DO YOU GET THAT? .
MEN DO YOU AGREE??