NewStats: 3,263,788 , 8,181,408 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 June 2025 at 10:33 PM 5pj5

NOR VEX, BUH YOU WEAR ACIENT WATCH, SITDOWN FOR ACIENT CAR, NO PACKAGING GEH MIND AM FOR NAIRALAND, NAWA O

WOMEN ARE NATURALLY POSSESIVE THEY WANA USE STYLE TO TAKE CONTROL AND THEY HATE SEEING THREAT, EVEN IF THE MOTHER INLAW IS THE NICEST ON EARTH AS LONG AS SHE COMES SHE WILL ALWAYS BE A THREAT TO THR WIFE....

WELL I WILL JUST ADVISE MY WIFE TO BE PATIENT WITH MUM AND MUM THE SAME,

lekkie073:

He promised to stabilise global crude oil price.....

THE ONLY TING YOUR LECTURER PRESIDENT DID WAS TO DO A TRAIN WHICH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WERE SPENT ON, DIFFERENT ALLOCATIONS TO DIFFERENT POCKETS,

NIGERIANS DO THINGS WITHOUT KNOWING THE MEANING THOUGH, ITS NOT CUMPULSORY HE MUST KNEEL

andyanders:

Well said. He was getting honey and needed fresh air in there

iyabodeh:
Buhahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
**drinks water, belches**
Buhahahahahhahahahahahahaha
**coughs and begins to whistle**
Creamish come and see something! Lertee wey you?!
No jo. Na somersault e wan try do, the tro come dey too stiff.

ernecy:
The weed wey dis guy smoke, was grown in Sambisa forest

Candybob:
That second picture! So funny, he looks like a spider. Stunting lomo

100Cents:
Let him revive his talent...

nairaland bad mouth club, greet una NBMC.....

mine was my best friend, childhood friend, we both hangout, play , laugh, we dont hide anything from each other, we had a big quarrel, were i said i will neva talk to him again, i know he to never be apologetic, but on sunday he called to see me qnd he apologised for what he did, i accepted, we hugged, on tuesday i got a call that he was shot on monday night by cultists, and his head cut off..........struck me down for 3years

udysweet:
Oh gosh,I hate this thread! U guys are gonna make me cry again afta 4yrs,chai!
My mum,d woman who meant the whole world and more to me and my siblings. I wish she wld jus come bak to life. Mum taught us a lot,ave her best. I remembad an incidence back in 2002,I had some health challenges and then I was bleeding profusely,and tried to hid it from her. The woman barged into the toilet (gosh I cnt see again,sight blurry from tears) where I was,grabbed me into her arms,looked me straight in d eyes and said"uduak don't die on me" and rshed me into the hospital dat nite. She ddnt sleep thru d nite. Could I hav ever repaid dat woman? Could I? Then came the time while we used to hawk wares,I told her I saw dis guine fowl egg and wld love to eat it,she said d next day evn if its only one item I sold I shd use d mony to buy it,so dat I won't eat it in the dream. Loool!
And then again,we ddnt hav mony to pay my waec fees,dat woman followed me to akerele road and sold her gold chain to dos mallams,now tell me now dat I make beads,wldnt I hav bathed her in diamonds and all d precious gems? But dat stupid sickness called cancer ravaged her b4 takin her away finally!
Mummy,we quarrelled,had our fight o,but u were d best!I wish u were here now,I promised u a lot but sadly ur no more,u were d bestest!!!

crying,,,, me andmy mum dont get along and i wish i could cherish every moment with her

*sobing** i must go settle with my loved ones, life is too short

safarigirl:
Mine is my mother.

Sometime in February of 2003, I was 9 years old, so I and my siblings were dressed up to go out with my uncles and then my siblings started making fun of my clothes. They said I had no dress sense and most of my clothes didn't fit.

I got mad and said I wasn't going out anymore, so my mum pulled me to a mirror and made me look at my reflection and said, "You're a beautiful girl and your clothes are fine, don't listen to them, you're the most fashionable child in this house. Don't ever allow what anyone says make you cry.". I eventually went along, but I did waste enough time to ensure we didn't stay as long as intended at the amusement park.

She died the next year. She was 39.

Care to share yours?

*tear*in my eye* *cleans it* take heart love

you guys are not talking like nigerians smh, wich kind dirty mistake

Freest:

Don't mind her,
She will come here and say story for the gods amd go back doing worse than what is here. Ladies wanna form don but are very soft with the mam they love. So her case isn't different
Afterall i know her very well, she is my sister...

lolss this gat be laughing, nice one bro

emusmith:
# clears throat# #cleans eyes#


This thread came to mind from my discussion with a married friend who paid me a visit and we spoke at length... Plus my thoughts over a long time.

I have seen that many ladies would do just about anything to get married to the right guy. I mean, they're tired of buying Asuebi every month. They want others to celebrate with them which is okay.

Funny, some are the ones holding themselves in that position year in year out.

They've wholeheartedly cultivated some thinking patterns that repels the kind of the guy they TRULY want. In other words, they're hoping for A, cheating with G, praying for C, friend zoning W and expecting Z- That's the definition for a CONFUSED BEHAVIOUR.


Without wasting time, what are the 7 Painful/ Annoying Reasons Keeping Some Ladies Away From Their Man.

1. Misplaced Priorities

She says in her Priority List For A Husband, tall man, well to do, and a bit good looking (she's in her late 20's that's why). A guy who is opposite of all that, comes around and just because he has a car, she starts seizing the moment with him. For how long? Till her heart is broken.
She says she wants a Godfearing man who loves children and also working, that's all. Ask her, who is she currently dating? Who is she in love with? Just the opposite! Even if she has seen all she truly wants in Johnny.



2. Double Dating

I can tell you without mincing words, about 50% of ladies READY for marriage are Double Dating. Don't misunderstand me. It's not "Double Friending". You're dating two guys at the same time! For example: One is paying your fees, the other is helping your parents. Which will you marry? That's wickedness! Because you think he loves you right? You're just been childish. Wake up from that delusion before breeze blow and the anus of the chicken is exposed !


3. Big Eye (Oju - Kokoro, Yoruba dialect)

Even though they scream, I want a man with vision! Is she sure? No be television she mean? These days ladies will climb on your head if you have a car. It's good! But, what if the car get stolen? Guys, the lady that enjoyed oil rice with you now in your hustling days, Abeg, na dat one be your wife. No leave her! Marry her. Today's high-heeled, pink lips, Sugar lips, hot hips ladies nor get patience to wait. That's why guys use and dump them for the girl that controls his money wisely. Ladies, CHANGE!


4. Uncontrollable
Temperament

Not all ladies are this ill-mannered. Some can't control their anger even in the public. They have this notion that, "if he loves me, he will take me for who I am." I laff in Chinese! Who are you na? Everywhere you go, malice, anger and jealousy follows you about. Try to work on yourself this year. Don't nurse your weakness by saying, "That's who I am naturally". "In my family, anger is our problem" and you expect me to open my two eyes propose! Ayakata!
Even if you hide, somehow, he must still know. Work on yourself! That's not who you are!



5. Excessive Forming

I read Law. I read Medicine. I'm a banker. Who asked you? You have not gone too far in discussion, they're already bragging. OK na!
I'm not saying you should not play hard to get( which some guys are even doing o) but for how long?? You put on your PM, "I'm a Queen Without A King". You would have simply said, "I am a Selective Queen Looking For Prince Charming"- Is this a movie? The King came but disguised with clothes of "No car", "Self Contain", "Earning 50k", "Humble Background" but WITH A VISION!. Your eyes were too "Up" to notice him.


6. Facial Expression

The first place to note a happy person is the face. One day, I humorously advised a colleague, Why don't you at least smile small? Will your husband notice you like this? She replied me, "That's how my face is", If he is Truly mine, he wouldn't mind. I no fit laff abeg! And she and her friends always discuss husband house, I go dey laff them for my mind. I don jokingly tag them, "desperate housewives". Try to smile joor! Be real and smile. No man wan marry Wrestler?


7. Insensitivity

Some guys do find out about a girl before they decide to take it deeper. They go any length to do this. Some ask their friends to go toast her. Some get her pin and test her in all angles to see if she is "hoe" or a gold digger. Imagine going to visit a your bae's family who is a yoruba guy and you know they major on RESPECTING THE ELDERS, you see the mum and say Hi or just good morning! (-1 be that, lol) ! Be smart! Some take her out on a dinner and watch her manners (if she will demand for ten plates or invite the whole world) Some invite her and sheepishly hand the food items over to her to cook- he will then form busy! You Lady, should be sensitive. (I know the hardened ones now will be saying, All these for guys, a beg). If you are tired of being single and really really really wants to settle down. You should at least have a "C" in these exams, lol!

Learn how to cook. Learn how to be domestic- Run from Eateries at this time of your life. Why? You're preparing for your Prince. If you prepare for him like a Prince, he will prepare for you like a Princess, perhaps a Queen....


The crux of the write up is Prepare for what is really really worth it. Is getting married to the best guy (to you) really worth it? Then prepare for it. Prepare for marriage.

Good morning.

i love you


no homo

Mavor:


See all these liars!!!

;Du dey crassse

sueappostle:
This is one thing that got me thinking.
They said BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL but I see most guys trip for FAIR LADIES.
Because to me, BEAUTY has nothing to do with colour.
or am I missing something here!
Please I will you to share your view on this.

who said so? a fair lady needs makup to shine but black is naturall and beautiful come rain, mosquito sun, anything

AreaFada2:
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Who says she did the right thing?

Must you insult a whole tribe or race because a certain person, who may or may not be from that tribe did something terrible?

Is that the kind of minds churned out by Nigeria's comatose education system?

smh i said most i did not say all read well before quoting

ireneony:
Ok
I wil advice you to take things easy......i know is not easy, you are a still a young girl and all hopes are not lost.
Am not here to criticize you but to advice you.
Why the agony, your baby is supposed to be your joy, for God that has taking you this far will surely see you through. Please don't swear for the father of your child because of your experience, cos that will definitely affect your child.
Just be prayer...
Try and learn a handwork to enable take care of yourself, who knows you can still go back to school to fulfill your dream
No man is worth dying for....
Please remove that stigma that you are suffering that people must pity you, instead put on a great face when you come outside and be happy, people will ask u*sis how you take do am, I de envy for * and the will put the enemies to shame.

Stay happy and remain blessed

no man is worth dying for Why you girls always saying negative things, when you start seeing only worthless men, cos of ur default sense u will say you enemies are fighting you.. am a guy i have seen good serious minded men to die for...

AreaFada2:
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Benin is even good. Where you come from, you're all 100% witches & wizards.

Problem with people like you is that you cannot see beyond your nose. 90% of Japanese are not Christians/Muslims, neither are 80% of Indians. They follow their traditional beliefs. Where has copy-cat religion got you? Boko Haram & corruption with distinction.

At least 30% of people in Benin are not Bini people. Did they even mention their names or tribe? But how can someone blinded by bigotry know that?

What is wrong with someone worshiping Olokun? In Nigeria, traditional belief is legal. All those your miracle pastors consult Juju for power.

That you go to a fake church, with fake pastor, never even following the Bible/Quran you claim to follow make you feel great, right?

Rubbish.

your opinion, mine opinion is its 100% wrong for her to do it so i will marry her

LEMME EXPLAIN , I HAVE STUDIED BOOKS ON WOMEN CHEMISTRY,

IF THE GUY SHE GO PREGNANT FOR WAS RICHER THAN YOU YOU WONT SEE HER AGAIN, BUT FOR SOME REASONS SHE THINKS YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO TAKE CARE OF HER AND THE CHILD AND WORK ALL YOUR LIFE TO PLEASE HER. DONT MIND THE TEARS, WOMEN HAVE THE GENE TO BRING TEARS WHEN THEY LIE ITS NATURAL ...


As a proffesional i will say, ditch the biich she thinks you are weak thats why she is still having the mind to come back imagine you were the type who will break her head, she wont even dare

[b]A WOMAN PLEASER WILL DIE YOUNG, MY GUY DIED BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GO PICK HIS GIRLFRIEND WHO SUDDE.LY WANTED TO VISIT HIM AROUND 11PM

Robbers shot him on the head and the girl ran away didnt even come for his burial

ireneony:
and your mum is a saint abi?....

Tell that to your sister that screw men around

first i dont av a sister secondly my mum not benin, if you stayed in benin you wont be quoting me, #peace

chymystique:


May God bless you with a good lady for this your comment. .
You just stated the unbiased facts in your points listed. I love your no 3 cause its very very true and I always tell my male friends that.. Imo, Real responsible men attracts real responsible females and not whores.

very wrong, life opposite attracts, a player attracts good girl, but he toys with her, a good guy that is wanting a good girl meets a pretender who later takes advantage of him, harsh woman, calm man, hot man, calm woman, ugly guy beautiful wife, vice versa


dats life its only on rare cases that the like minded meet , dats what we guys call God sent

ireneony:
story for the dogs

its true ave seen even a runs girl do dat to her guy she really loves, just pray you really find true love

you describing a friend

ireneony:
because the woman stays in Benin, does mean she is bini .
Boy take time....my mum is bini

the truth hurts only a bini woman can do dat,

check

Maakhir:
Why'd he slap her for??

He sort of deserved it.

I[b]F AN EDO WOMAN INSULT YOU, YOU WILL EITHER KILL YOURSELF OR BEAT HER TO DEATH, I STAY THERE[/b]

BENIN WOMEN ARE MOSTLY POSSESED AND AL MY LIFE I LIVED THERE I ONLY DATED ONE BENIN GIRL , EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS A GRADUATE SHE STILL WENT TO DANCE OLOKUN BECAUSE OF ME, EITHER THEY ARE WITCHES OR THEIR MUM OR GRANDMUM ,


if they insult you either you beat them to death or you kill yourself

guys be like i live by myself, realy funny

patpaul:

you are the next to be sacrifice!

did not call your name so respect your old age

cococandy:


Are you the type that like your wife to work and deposit her salary in your personal so that you will allocate to her how much she can spend on her bra and pant.

If she gets money you guys will build the house in your name alone so that one day when you're tired you will marry a new sisi and chase her out as the house is "your house" alone.

Most of you have slave master mentality. Tell me why you won't have rebellious wives?

i have actually seen a woman in the u.s. sell her dad's car she inherited so she and her husband can get a house, and you nigerian mentality girls are here wanting to reap were you did not sow

cococandy:


Are you the type that like your wife to work and deposit her salary in your personal so that you will allocate to her how much she can spend on her bra and pant.

If she gets money you guys will build the house in your name alone so that one day when you're tired you will marry a new sisi and chase her out as the house is "your house" alone.

Most of you have slave master mentality. Tell me why you won't have rebellious wives?

smh see what am talking about?? nigerian girls wana eat their cake and have it, imagine keeping your money and i build my house with my money , you expect me to write your name, God forbid, a well educated man can write only his name on the house he and his wife sweat for, you people just have a default mentality smh