NewStats: 3,264,643 , 8,184,310 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 08:24 PM 2k1h21

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lordm:
Enjoy my brother, Na only one tenure you get

Samson Ogoshi and Samuel Ogoshi

My Lord I sustain my case

Grupo:


I take up your challenge at bolded. But we are going to do the experiment in a controlled environment, away from the so called man's shrine. Why? You could connive with the man to use physical means to harm me just to corroborate your claims.

So, we shall meet in an empty football pitch, in the presence of armed security, so that you people don't harm me physically. Then, I will slap the man and watch him harm me spiritually.

quoting from 2024 and this still cracks me up

Djele:
I ed what TB Joshua said in 2013. He said at the beginning of the protest the power will carry police and army to stop the protesters. But it will become so big that it can't be stopped.

Revolution loading......................

lol that was for endsarz actually

Side:
Please assist me to survive this moment, it's very critical and have lost all hopes. lots of challenges from one problem to another. Haven't get another job and to eat or even TP to follow up my appointments are hard, I'm really depressed. Assist me for God sake, God bless you more
Acct numb:
(1021
902073) , FCMB
Z .onize

Dude, your mates are outside with placards excercissing their rights now move out and them and stop disturbing us online.

drnoel:


I mean in this time and age we still have human beings with this mindset. We are in trouble in Nigeria

like wtf the dude is lying he should have said he saw king kong in his sleep

Go to any hot alcohol seller then ask of COCO SAMBA if you no do 2 hours I will sell nairaland to you

Makunahatata:
Chai...Amaechi ugochuwku don import crime to Lagos come teach stupid goats Tunde and Shola..

Olachase:
i no like ojoro

Tunde Dosumu & Shola Moses = Yoruba
Amaechi Ugochukwu = Igbo
Aboniki (Abok) = Hausa

make nobody quote me abeg i am not feeling fine

nah God go ponish you

semid4lyfe:
Hi y'all,

The former thread had exceeded 100 pages which is the maximum number of pages allowed for a thread on Nairaland.

Besides what better way to start off the new year than on a new thread hence the closure of the old Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You thread started by thomp4pal and it's continuation here.

So dragnet, pelumiv, hayprof, Gsmxpert, aieromon, engrhamid, otikpoko, thom4pal, puskin and all you Phone Techies or Engineers/Wanna-be Phone Engineers/Experienced Phone s should bring your A-game here and keep providing e-solutions to the numerous phone problems that will be posted by Nairalanders.

I hereby officially declare Part II of the thread open today being January 1, 2011 and yield the floor to the engineers and those with phone problems.

Enjoy!

please can you help with phone tracking my phone just got stolen all my body is just low RN

Addme:

He is putting 801 instead of 81

cc: TK4all

I didn't want to get ban that why I typed the other way 081473 14198

Incase boss the phone number couldn't be funded 2018703647 Kuda
God bless you

Tk4all:


Oh this number is incorrect. I think i told him earlier

ooh....it Correct that my MTN line neverthless I don't mind if it i could get it to my Kuda would purchase from there thanks a. Bunch 2018703647 Kuda bank

Tk4all:
All s have been funded except

Dbrother

Businessgirl

Tboyfrosh123

Aurelius1.

The above listed names should drop their numbers for immediate 5h airtime courtesy of my boss @ timbs001

ooh boss have been busy

Here is my number 0 8 one 4 7 3 1 4 one 9 8 MTN

Jeez see wetin that old man dey chop

timbs001:
Merry Christmas everyone. May all your dreams and aspirations for the year 2023 come to fruition in Jesus name.

Sequel to my previous thread on cash giveaway ( https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/7492192/christmas-giveaway-5k-each-10), this thread is for those that need airtime to buy data.

The criteria to qualify for winning the data are:

1. Your Nairaland must be at least a year old.
2. Please write why you need the airtime (short and concise)
3. Please don't participate if you have enough already, it is more blessed to give than to receive.

As usual for transparency, the winners will be picked randomly. Please refer to my previous thread incase you want to know how the winners will be picked.

Tk4all will help to distribute the airtime once the winners are announced.

To convert it to cash am broke like haven't tasted good food today I really need help

The buyer and seller are both 419 I don't even know how to huge this matter

Wavetasn:
This life done tire me, I plan on committing suicide before the new year but before then I want to disburse the money left in my 600k to as many people possible, rules are
don't preach to me, I've heard it all,
dont beg I don't care what you need the money for]
don't double post s, let the money go round



Just post your number and tell me when you receive the funds.

Deadline is before 31st 2022

2018703647 Kuda bank would be really appreciated

AndroidAI:
At early 20s you are no longer a kid. You can even make money here on Nairaland by going to literature section and applying for those writing jobs.

You are in the university so don't tell me you can't write. Although the jobs there might pay peanuts, but at least it's better than nothing!!

My mother died when I was pretty young. My father played no role in my upbringing. I hustled, even though I nearly gave up.

This is why till today I hate men who bring kids into this world without the capability to care for them

I was depressed, suicidal, and worst of all, hungry. But today the story is different. I am a millionaire working with a top company in Europe. If I can make it, you can. You have no excuse!

Working towards that

chiefolododo:
Depression is a spirit. It is the spirit of hopelessness. In Christ alone my hope is found. Add me up let me expose the enemy.

am a strong christian am tired of praying sir my family is in a. Financial mess hoping for a miracle

Goodmarlian:
My brother,you own even small if we all open mouth dey talk our own you go even cry for us.
As long as you are healthy and alive be grateful to God.

hmmm.....OMOH am just fed up

As a young guy in his early 20s all what have gone through while growing up just causes me to think if my life is worth living or I should keep pushing.

I do wonder why people commit suicide but now I see it as a way to end pain.

Imagine losing Mum at the age of three. Being brought up by stepmoms (dad dated more than one women we called mums ) Late before I gained ission we were ejected from our house due to my Dad not able to pay the rent. He had to take loan to sort my school fee and room to rent in school the painful thing is ever since we were ejected all our properties are just kept in a room he begged a friend he could keep everything till he stabilizes to get a house. Mehn! Lifes being unfair to me !

Imagine stylishly spending holidays at family place all because you have no house to stay SMH! This Christmas also all students going back to their houses and here I am in my room just crying and wishing I had a good family also. all I need is motivation. Cause no family are ready to help me even if I graduate just imagining how my life will look like after graduating.......

Am just depressed ..
.

A sis of mine is currently at the verge of life and death right now she was due for labor yesterday night around 9:00pm. While laboring till around 2:00pm in the hospital she ed with she was also having convulsion while pushing , which stopped the matron from working she had to refer us to another hospital that she couldn't handle it any longer still that midnight we went to Gbagada general hospital we were told they didn't have space that they can't attend to her, we also went to afolabi hospital they said they didn't have the instruments needed and also Jolad hospital we were told that she needs C.S ASAP that we must deposit at least 150k before they can talk of the total we had to still take her to another hospital in oworo here St. Daniels where we were also told to deposit minimum of 100k up till now we have only gotten 20k pls mods help push to front page as am talking to you it a matter of life and death pls in anyway everyone can help pls help out we are even being told to come take her at the St. Daniels hospital if we can pay the minimum deposit I would pics soon pls am typing with fear

A sis of mine is currently at the verge of life and death right now she was due for labor yesterday night around 9:00pm. While laboring till around 2:00pm in the hospital she ed with she was also having convulsion while pushing , which stopped the matron from working she had to refer us to another hospital that she couldn't handle it any longer still that midnight we went to Gbagada general hospital we were told they didn't have space that they can't attend to her, we also went to afolabi hospital they said they didn't have the instruments needed and also Jolad hospital we were told that she needs C.S ASAP that we must deposit at least 150k before they can talk of the total we had to still take her to another hospital in oworo here St. Daniels where we were also told to deposit minimum of 100k up till now we have only gotten 20k pls mods help push to front page as am talking to you it a matter of life and death pls in anyway everyone can help pls help out we are even being told to come take her at the St. Daniels hospital if we can pay the minimum deposit I would pics soon pls am typing with fear

I see no sense in this post

I borrowed a loan from a loan app carbon in particular the due date is tommorow and with no means to pay back am scared cause I think they have all godamn info about me my pics,bvn,location e.t.c

So pls would I be arrested or would start sending messages to my as I heard by people reviews about loan apps .

Fast answers needed pls

is first bank Nigeria on nairaland cause I have a very serious complain?

.pls I did change of course this week Tuesday only for me to discover that when I want to reg for post utme at fuoye portal it not showing at all that I changed it and it showing it n jamb caps that it changed any hint on what to do I also want to change of state of origin also my state of origin is Ogun where as jamb made a mistake and put my place of birth I also want to enquire should I change it or not .......

Pumpumking:
95% of guys in that Lagos drink Garri and reggularly eat puff puff acordin to opinion poll result from last week. this is normaly during lunch when the Sun is dyamm hot.... (acordin to officail report).

..andby the way, althou I normaly eat in expensve ressturant (with british style cutlery set) becoz i live in expensive area, money is not everything

Anyways ladies, u mistakenly find out a guy toasing u eat puff puff or drink Garrri or worst of all, eat sugar cane.... Ladies, please can u imagine yor sef dating them kind?? (Mature answer please)

what you trying to prove with this senseless post??

what fvckery ?

phren:


[s]This is the reason we have poor people on earth. God didn’t make them poor, someone like you have chosen poverty without knowing. The truth is that either you know it or know, you’ve made a choice. This man has succeeded first in his race of life in this same country, he’s not the reason why you are poor. And those paying tithe are getting richer everyday, while your poverty is increasing. The earlier you retract your steps and follow the right path the better for you.[/s]

so if I don't pay tithe your invisible daddy makes me poor. SMH

if he has a good lawyer and assuring him 100% bail cause guns is legal for civilian in U.S once you have your license the lawyer can twist the story