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Talph: 7:36pm On Jul 30, 2023
Is this still available ?

johnnywayne:
iPhone 11 bought band new a month ago ,for sale

270k
Reason for sale upgrade
Benin city
Talph: 8:36am On Apr 18, 2023
How have you completely ignored a popular Nigeria hosting website Wegohost? That's surprising considering you are writing about hosting a website in Nigeria.

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Talph: 10:56pm On Dec 26, 2022
50 pieces of Yam for ₦20,000 shocked shocked. That's very cheap.
Yam are so expensive in Port Harcourt, it has become a luxury.
Solacemk:
I bought this yams today @ 20k 50pcs
Talph: 8:27am On Dec 24, 2022
I will not encourage you learn React before you learn JavaScript. JavaScript is like the prerequisite to React, JS will introduce you to the basics you need to learn before you right React codes.
Best of luck
Tattooboy:
Would you recommend I learn React before JS?

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Talph: 10:44am On Sep 26, 2022
Thanks a lot sir for the response.
Really appreciate it.
Darlingdonc:


All company registration comes with TIN. What CAC issues after a company registration is the certificate, E-status report and Memart (in place of all other documents that were formerly issued)
Talph: 11:59am On Sep 25, 2022
Hello,

Is CO2 and CO7 (CAC 2 and CAC 7) still issued for company registration that comes with VAT number ?
Thanks
Darlingdonc:
Happy Sunday
For Registration of your Business Name, Company (Private Limited Company and Public
Limited Company), Incorporated Trustee, NGO, CLUB, Association, Churches, Mosque etc, with CAC, and also for your CAC post registration services such as annual returns, change or correction of name, change of nature of business etc and also for inquiries, you can chat me up on whatsapp via 0/7/0/4-9896,855
My number's also in my signature below
Talph: 6:24pm On Jul 19, 2022
Ofemmanu1:


Werey, oto...

Better hustle hard and celebrate yourself.

Thanks for making me see the need to hustle so I can make money for myself too.

Again, thanks
Talph: 6:20pm On Jul 19, 2022
jubrilELsudan:



ODE....YOU DON SEE SEY MONEY DEY HIM HAND SO YOU WAN GO TRY YOUR LUCK TO THIF HIM CAR ABI?

THUNDER FIRE YOU WITH YOUR LET ME COME CELEBRATE WITH YOU.

You're probably right. I would retrace my step now and be upright like you want me to be.

Thanks �
Talph: 11:32pm On Jul 17, 2022
I've got few things to say.

Firstly, you are an incredibly "fearless" person I can see the true Port Harcourt resilience in you (I live in PHC too) rugged you my brother. Secondly, you're an impeccable writer, every single line of the story had me grinning from cheek to cheek, good narration. Sorry about the accident doing some damages to the car, judging by the story and the pictures, I think you've gotten a bargain that sounds like a very good car.
Lastly, I'm in your city let me come celebrate with you. Put me on when you can ���. Cheers

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Talph: 10:41pm On Jul 05, 2022
Those bastards had one job.

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Talph: 10:17am On Jun 24, 2022
Amazing
Talph: 2:26pm On Jun 02, 2022
The write up described how it was possible and you're asking how is that possible ? You didn't read to the end ?
Ferrytech:
how is that possible
Talph: 11:42pm On May 06, 2022
I have read through the the entire thread, must commend the OP for a good job, you're pretty engaging with your writing skill, I wouldn't be surprised to know your coding skill is as equally impeccable.

To those just starting out to code and are stuck on JavaScript, you don't know JavaScript until you feel like you're a dumb Idi*t or she'd tears at how nuts the language is driving you. You should be rest assured though that one day, you'd wake up and everything would begin to make sense (this is how it happened to).

Don't rush the understanding of JavaScript, let it come to you, no amount of time you set out to learn JavaScript will ever be enough, trust me. I have been writing and learning for 4 years and I can tell you, I still Google basics things. Furthermore, I just picked up React 3 weeks ago and it feels like a home run learning that library mainly due to my well grounded knowledge of JavaScript, don't rush these skills, learn them with utmost desire to acquiring the knowledge.

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Talph: 12:17am On Jan 09, 2022
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Talph: 10:06am On May 03, 2021
You know JavaScript, HTML and CSS already, you are already a web developer. Practice and practice more by building projects, but if you still want to complement your stack with another language I'd advise you select PHP from the options you gave. This will help you get the rudimentary of being a backend developer

harbeyboi52:
As a beginner who wants to go into web development which would you advise to go into: Python or PhP... Though I have a knowledge of html, JavaScript, and css
Talph: 9:12pm On May 26, 2017
maasoap:

Directdlmoviedotcom but not all their movies are in zip format.


Thanks a lot
Talph: 7:03pm On May 23, 2017
maasoap:

You don't need to watch it three days non-stop. Watching few episodes a day is enough, even skipping some days depends on how less busy you're.
Like me, I'm just ing Game of Thrones. I just finished ing Season 5 and I haven’t watched Season 1 Episode 1, it will take me weeks.
And as for the data, thanks to glo 0.0k though, cheat is not for everyone.

Please what site are you ing a zipped file from?
Talph: 9:03pm On May 08, 2017
Eddygourdo:
I am a man of many phobias, fear of chickens and tolotolo, fear of heights, fear of tight spaces, fear of disordered pictures, so so many are they that my monicker should simply be EGWU.

the phobia that almost resulted in my commuting murder is my fear of water. last two years, before the oil crash , God picked my call and I got an opportunity in the oil and gas industry (all the babes don't bother with the pm's cos I lost that job) so without notice I was expected to go by boat to Bonny to see one strong man like that. I decided to wait for the covered boat as I couldn't dare see myself in the uncovered one. the journey to Bonny was pretty straight forward while I tried my utmost to keep my bowels from rupturing it's contents out of fear.

on sighting land, joy overwhelmed me and I hoped my return journey will be similarly smooth in 3days time. on the morning of my return journey there was just one boat. many boaters claimed they won't work today cos the sea would be rough since its been raining cats and dog all through. stupid me trying to save up on hotel bill jumped in with some LNG workers and some corpers. I selected a place hidden inside to sit in hope that the shark will likely eat up others before it can get to yours truly.

the journey began and due to rough seas, another longer route was taken which made us delve farther into the ocean than we normally should. suddenly the rains trippled. the sea kept rising and falling. I thank God for the water that kept splashing inside as it hid the tears flowing down my cheeks. I was in this mod of sober reflection when on corpers suddenly got up and said he wants to stand at the middle of the boat cos rain was beating him. the boat driver ran mad in anger as boaters tend to sit people according to weight to prevent a capsize and the actions of the boy was clearly dis_ stabilizing the weight balance. all efforts to get this boy to sit down fell on deaf ears, the boat driver and his engine man confessed to us all that they have lost one engine and are managing just one and hoping we get to ph in time and we better warn that useless corper.

this boy vehemently refused because the water from the rain was touching him, suddenly the last engine lost power, once I heard it, my anal sphincter lost pressure. I knew death by drowning has finally come my way, I queried why I am so stingy to a fault, I cursed the so called strong man who insisted I embarked on this terrible journey. till I observed a scuffle, water has started seeping into The obanise boat, the boat driver , his engine boy and the corpse were in a scuffle as they attempted to throw him over board. since water was rushing into the boat and many were already crying and panicking, coupled the fact that we were abit off route and other boats aren't coming to even aid any rescue effort, some engers including me ed the driver and we threw the corper over board.

we started the single engine and it gave power while we tried scooping out water with our bare hands, we moved abit while watching that young man bouncing in the water, crying, calling all his ancestors in different languages to come save him. due to the heavy rains and waves in less than two minutes he had gone far away from us heading into the ocean ( he was floating as we all have life vest on). we went back to him and asked him say hope now he won't be bothered by the trickles of rain anymore.

he swore amidst tears and promised good behavior, the engine boy dived in and dragged him into the boat. he sat quietly in the rain till the end of the journey.

I asked the driver what would have happened if the boat had capsized and he looked at me and laughed. he said " see my hands, see my engine boy's hands Na bicep full am, I will swim from here to ph or Bonny and in three days come and get my boat and whoever is left".

I looked at my bicepless hands and knew that enough is enough. I have officially divorced water. goodnight



I ire the way you write .

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Talph: 9:42pm On Mar 26, 2017
hahn:


You mean until god foolishly put the tree in proximity to Adam and Eve and then went "missing on duty" when the devil was tempting Eve

My 11 years old niece just asked me this in her words. If God is all knowing? How come He let Adam and Eve eat from the forbidden fruit, and then decides to punish them for it? How come he didn't stop them from eating the fruit? .

You can't make this shit up, trust me those that know truly know.

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Talph: 11:03am On Jan 21, 2017
Zambians better be ready for Zombie Apocalypse

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Talph: 1:31pm On Dec 07, 2016
sonofluc1fer:

30 year old man wey no get work. Im papa na carpenter, laughing stock of the community after im fiance tell am. say she get belle for dream.

Oga Jesus no gree hear word. Dey form 'I am God' dey waka upandan the village. Gather mind chase people wey dey sell plantain for temple. Dem no answer am.

Nigga go recruit plenty men, call them disiciples. People look am say 'ah, ah, this thing don serious. Sho...'. Dem come dey waka dey preach. Dey tell ppl say their Oga be the way to heaven

Him village ppl no happy with the matter. Dem come investigate, come find out say e get one Judas for the group wey dey like use their money play [/b]MMM and GalileeBet[b]. Dsm come use am, infiltrate the group, catch their Oga, hang am for cross.


U wey dey for faraway Nigeria for West Africa, dey mould garri wey you go chop for night, say the Nigga die for your sins? You no get sense?
Talph: 7:27am On Dec 04, 2016
Love the word ''freemium''.

Isn't it surprising that someone just thought of that?
Talph: 9:40pm On Nov 13, 2016
Don't tell me nothing, this is barbaric
Talph: 10:12am On Nov 12, 2016
fabiano09:

Abeg how do you fund you bonanzawin acc? y does it keep directing me to paga,I don't understand,can't one fund directly through webpay quickteller?

Choose MasterCard or verve or visa under the page
Talph: 6:14pm On Nov 10, 2016
SweetyZinta:
I found it through my Lagos friend Doyin, she said its a place you can find anything and everything. shocked shocked shocked
so I tried it in the year 2013 and since then I have not left Nairaland for a whole week. tongue tongue tongue
I ed for over 6months before the site was attacked, cry cry my data was lost I had to re- but I didn't mind. wink wink








[/s]God Bless Seun Osewa[s]grin grin grin

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Talph: 6:10pm On Nov 10, 2016
Talph: 1:22am On Oct 28, 2016
hammer2010:
This isn't funny anymore angry




This isn't fair play at all. The only reason I ed was because of live bet. Or do they now have a daily limit one can win on live bet




Take a really good look at that screenshot, where it is written "multiple" click on it and change it to single,from the pop-up. Voila, headache solved
Talph: 4:13pm On Oct 25, 2016
THE BIG BANG THEORY



Lovely Sitcom

Worthy mentions
1. Friends
2. How I met your mother
3. My name is Earl
4. Prison break
5. Family guy
6. Modern Family
Talph: 8:25am On Oct 23, 2016
OKorowanta:


As na AMERICA pesin na,
Una dey find name givam.
If na Buhari wear dis kain tin na,una go call for him head.

I dey serious ooo na wetin e be I tell you so.

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