NewStats: 3,261,938 , 8,175,589 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 May 2025 at 06:57 AM 5v645h

boxypane:
Endurance to these policies nor easy. But if it's same politicians that run it when it gets better? We going straight back...

What are the policies bro, and please can you educate me on the future their benefits?

Funny how someone who has no sense says that women think like fish.

So, let’s break it down. If she had agreed, you’d actually be dropping 34k to get it on in a country where the minimum wage is 70k. That means you’re planning to spend half a month’s salary on two, or maybe three rounds of sex.


You talked about not having 5k on hand, so yeah, you’re broke. This probably means you don’t have the energy for multiple rounds in a row because, honestly, you’d be starving if you made it that far. Plus, if you’re low on cash, your diet’s probably not doing you any favors, which might mean you’re topping out at three minutes max. But hey, three minutes is fine, most people can't hold their breath that long.

So, let’s say you go two rounds at three minutes each. That’s 6 minutes, meaning you’d be blowing 4k today for 6 minutes and then another 30k tomorrow for maybe another 6 minutes. You’re about to toss two weeks’ wages on just 12 minutes of action? Where’s the logic in that?

The girl’s sharp one. Once you’re done, you’ll probably realize how wild and unreasonable this spending was and may not want to keep it going or pay up.
Or the vendor may disappoint you.
So then what? What's she supposed to do? come and unfvck you?

The "future" and "prize" has seen that seeing a man to fvck is 1000x easier than seeing one with a ring.

mrvitalis:

Once I hear Tinubu removed subsidies I just know the person is not smart at all

Tinubu removed subsidies and petrol is ₦1050

If you can't figure out how much we pay as subsidies today then you are not smart enough to write anything

The whole of our current problems started with "subsidy is gone" and I formed my opinions on that.

helinues:
Toh

While their mates would be popping this December, some people will be spending President Tinubu's name, continue the blaming of being the one not making them to make make money like others as their success/progress in life is tied with government policies

You must be incredibly daft to think you can out-hustle bad economic policies.

Tinubu is undeniably a skilled politician, but being adept at politics doesn’t necessarily equate to effective leadership. After leaving office in Lagos, he took credit for the accomplishments of previous and subsequent governors, claiming to have provided a "blueprint" for Lagos. However, this "blueprint" remains elusive, with no clear details available to the public.

As president, he has introduced another concept, "reform." His ers argue that these reforms are the reason behind the rising cost of living, but true economic reform should aim to foster a stable, sustainable economy that benefits both individuals and businesses.

Let’s take a closer look at the so called reform.

He removed the fuel subsidy almost immediately after taking office, a decision that drastically impacted Nigerians. Considering that Nigeria generates around 75% of its electricity from generators (roughly 40,000 MW) the removal of the subsidy has had severe consequences.

Many businesses in the country rely on generators, and the subsidy removal has driven up operational costs across various sectors.

To make matters worse, Tinubu also floated the naira, which led to inflation and an increase in import costs. As the naira’s value became more volatile, businesses found it harder to plan for the long term, and foreign investment became more cautious.

Small businesses began closing down, and Nigerians faced an escalating poverty rate as a result. It became harder for people to make ends meet despite working harder every day.

I can how during the brief moments when the dollar rate dropped, his ers started asking why prices didn’t follow suit. They even blamed Nigerian businesses, failing to recognize that the government still holds responsibility.

You can’t expect prices to drop when the dollar rate could spike again unpredictably. On top of this, the cost of clearing imported goods has surged. Containers that once cost 5 million naira now require at least 20 million naira.

Those who know about this argued that high clearing levy will reduce imports which will ultimately help promote local production, but with the subsidy removal and the devaluation of the naira driving production costs to unsustainable levels.

So Tinubu basically made importation difficult to increase production and then used fuel subsidy removal and naira devaluation to make production more difficult.

Instead of providing relief or solutions, he’s busy increasing taxes.

So, can these actions be considered true "reforms"? I have my doubts. In my view, Nigeria’s struggles aren’t a result of genuine economic reform, but rather a consequence of poor planning and lack of vision and a clear direction under Tinubu’s istration.

Tinubu used all of you to climb and rewarded everyone with steady suffering but na person wey dey UK be your problem.

This is a very stupid thing to say.
People cheat because it's in them to cheat. It's never the fault of the victim.

Are you saying that the pastor, his uncle, his brother, the boyfriend of his sister's fifteen friends, the entire cabinet and the husband of the commissioner, that not one person among them is romantic?

trium:
Even when you listen to Nigerians, they codedly illegal immigration just because it will benefit them. How do you want to be loyal to a country that your first interaction with was based on deceit? You have no honor.

Why are they still in Nigeria? They had four years to move and they didn't move.

The men of God in Nigeria are very smart. When they want to share their own opinions, they call it a prophecy. That’s why it doesn’t come to ; because God didn’t say anything to them. And you can’t call them out because the outcome of their prophecy is determined by their followers. They’ll say something like, Kamala Harris is God’s choice, but she needs prayers. Very clever move. Now, if she wins, it’s because he said so; if she fails, it’s because she didn’t get enough prayers.

A win-win situation for him.

Useless people

lavylilly:
The number of professor they have and yet we still living in dark age and cannot solve power supply issues. Mtcheew

Professors that are used to rig election for folks with missing primary and secondary school certificates.


Nigeria matter tire everybody

Faber:

The moment Elon Musk endorsed Trump, I knew he will win... Elon Musk no dey carry last. And all his projects are always successful

Looks like he bought Twitter purposely because of this election.

silverkings:
Ndia ji mmadụ egwu egwuregwu na this country. The day e go reach elastic limit..... Ọ ga-adị egwu

Nigerians enweghị limit

folake4u:


My love, if I can't eat you, at least let me chop your work.

Officer, arrest this one

First of all, the picture above isn't a leak; it's just content.

Now, on to the question: This would never be me because even if someone sent me nudes, home training wouldn't allow me to view them. 😂 😂 😂

Also, if your partner sends you nudes, you're supposed to delete them once you're done viewing. She's yours, so you can always get more directly if you want. So why save them unless you have ulterior motives?

Lastly, if her nudes get leaked accidentally or otherwise, your main concern should be her reaction if she finds out. Consider what she might do if you're the only one she sent them to. You know, legal or street actions.

And finally, brace yourself for a possible increase in her bride price.

Carndidlaydid:
You are maaad for this stewpid question ⁉️ ⁉️ just imagine....

So what happens to her after you stewpidly carelessly fooooooolishly exposed her nudes..

Una men dey really sick

You wanna dump her after you F-up bah... Swear most of you yaros on here can never have anything to do with me iwould shut down the door of heaven to your corpse and open the gate of hell to y'all where your father the devil is

Devil spawns them

Meanwhile the person who hurt you this much is walking free

Ozohu100:
For the fact that they have already set up repair center after launching just last week,I have a good feeling about them

They've been in Nigeria for a while as Oppo

GloriousGbola:


The dick can be described the same way. It is An excretory organ, after all.

The difference is blood; and nature knowing where the dick would work deprived it of all senses but one 😂 😂 😂 😂

AishaDant:


He likes bjs but does not give head.

Sex without head is like trying to use a piece of wood to start your car when the key is lying right beside you. It just doesn't work for me.

A place that looks like raw meat, a place that bleeds monthly and is hardly odorless is where you want a man to stick his mouth because you want to be satisfied? When your man is not a vampire.


Many men won't even finger a woman with their right hand let alone tongue.

He was a manufacturer

I've said it here before that the day you meet a woman who doesn’t need your money is the day you’ll realize that just as some women don’t have much to offer beyond sex, some men don’t offer much beyond money. That is why the moment such Men lose their jobs, they will be trashed by their women.

folake4u:


Nor be your fault.

😂 😂 😂 😂



I dey my house in case you wan come beat me.

Proserpina:
Come and explain why you are changing color like chameleon o

Na as day take break man dey take wise ni.


The content and comments are the determining factors

Proserpina:
Like !!!

I no just get him at all.

Yesterday he downgraded the effort of a lady who ed her boyfriend financially today he's on the neck of guys who want yansh and breast over women who offer more

I don't get at all.

Different scenarios.

We do a lot for people, including many ladies, and nobody hears about it because that’s just what people do for each other.

But when you guys read that the woman gave him some money that he still had 22k to balance up, that became the highlight of a lot of comments.

It’s not okay so I reacted the way I did because me, I no dey for gender or favoristims oo. Anybody we fvck go collect, whether na men, women, you or the other person that is howling. 😂 😂 😂

Nairaland no kuku get block button so we die here.

Proserpina:
You are so unpredictable... Phew!

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂



No vex

Y'all wants the one with bigger breasts but complain that women offer nothing but sex.


@OP the chances that the one with money will accept you is very slim because most women date up.

Most times the people after the women in that age bracket want nothing but sex.
You get what you seek.

Godwins4:

Even though I don't subscribe to the idea of the man taking the kids, though I doubt if my mum will allow that because the man in question might even kill those children or his numerous wayward friends will do that, my issue is that I haven't stand on my feet yet due to the money I send all the time from my little savings, I really want to take one of them to live with me, but the rate they call me for money is frustrating me, She is my mother and I can't allow her suffer alone.

Then you're likely to be broke until she es on.


And I pray God blesses her with long life.



Here is a piece of advice.

A man who doesn't listen to his mother will regret bitterly in the future, also; a man who does everything his mother says will not follow his mates.