NewStats: 3,261,381 , 8,173,848 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 05:25 AM 6o1g4x

The way u guys call mods is jst funny I swear....

Bubu the Dullardo will soon Probe Nigeria as a country...

Buhari is above the LAW and there's natyn we can do about it coz Wailers gonna wail and Zombies gonna follow....

Good for him...

True caller aint needed in this part of the world...

Naijasinglegirl:
I see them all the time in high brow restaurants in Lagos. Usually, they announce their presence in a group of four, three or two in some cases.
Guys reading this, you are part of the problem in Nigeria if you notice the first thirteen signs without approaching their table.

Here we go.

1. They pick the most visible spot in the restaurant to seat.
2. Then study the menu like they are studying for JAMB.
3. It takes roughly thirty minutes to an hour for them to decide an item on the menu they want.
4. And when they do, it’s usually the cheapest. Malt, coke, cranberry juice or orange juice.
5. They take a lot of selfies while waiting for their order. A lot of selfies!
6. They laugh a lot to nothing in particular…and very loud to attract the attention of prospective boyfriends seated.
7. It is common to find them laughing loud one minute and sober the next minute when they feel a potential lead may never approach their table.
8. Their eye lashes looks like they are ready to fly. Heavy makeup is the costume. Pushup bra and waist trainer is the dress code. Add a strappy sandals & ombre wig to that.
9. They are usually with power banks cos they know it’s going to be long wait. And of course, that time can be spent in achieving the next level in Candy Crush.
10. They keep staring around anytime anyone walks in as though they are human drone cameras.
11. They make quick dashes to the rest room every fifteen minutes to remind candidates seated that they are still waiting.
12. And of course, to retouch their lipstick and rearrange the foam in their bra.
13. Accent fluctuates between American, British, and pidgin depending on who is walking past their table.
14. When it’s time to pay for their drinks using POS after an unsuccessful outing, they pull out up to four ATM cards and contribute in fractions like church offerings.


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/spot-girls-looking-boyfriend-lagos-restaurants/

The topic should be

How to spot Olosho's looking for clients.

Money train, where ever the money go they follow......

Some people will still come and derail this thread.
Especially those that have nightmares of IPOB youths and Wailers...

Budget frm the Dullard to the Zombies....

Ain't no Zombie buh let Bubu finish his tenure....
He tried for so long and now let the Tourist enjoy his tenure..

Lol.. MTN with Gbese eveywhere...

iamodenigbo1:
you won't see the lying lier's here.Op don't dream of FP it won't get there

Eat ur words...

Street ti take over...

HoldenCaulfield:
Family of Wailers

Lol! A Niccur PAINED!!!

Moral of the story: A gud hustle always pay...

generalfag:

How was it people?

I didn't turn up...

Cutehector:
Chei.. why do people like to dull in dis life na

Bro I jst tya, God doesn't wanna pick my calls yet with dz kinda offer...

Hero ko Legend of the Seeker ni....

obinoral1179:
to what?

I actually work though and was suppose to be free today buh sumtyn came up so I had to attend to that need..

obinoral1179:
what's up about the test?

Agarum joor, changed my mind...

obinoral1179:
what's up about the test?

Agarum joor, changed my mind...

Best of luck u guys

Best of luck u guys

Zombies and. Vampires would destroy this before their tenure runs out....

As usual, went to visit him so they could take pictures....

This is so stale

obinoral1179:
wish u the best

Same to u, Aint u coming?

obinoral1179:
have u decided?

Ajah its gonna be....

kay29000:

Done.

Send a mail to [email protected] Yet to get ur PM

Some pple won't like this.. I.E the Zombie Nation