NewStats: 3,265,331 , 8,186,413 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 01:37 PM 38y3t

the threat is very real.

I'd definitely leave a similar fruity pattern too.

Who's got an idea

QueenValerie:
Right.
You said you wanted to ride,was that riding down a NYC street you mentioned your first experience or you where talking of what you didn't want?

it's absolutely what i don't want considering I've been craving it since childhood

QueenValerie:
Well the law for one.
I coulda got booked for tresspasing and theft.
A joy ride didn't look to tempting.

Lml. Horse owners over there don't play i heard.

But u seem pretty different from the streotypical boring country girls. Except it's too quick an assumption from me

QueenValerie:
No,lived down the road a little from some though.And I'd like to learn ta ride.

how did u survive the urge, been wanting to ride a horse into sunshine and not some few minutes assisted ride on the streets of NY at walking pace too

QueenValerie:
Truth.

So Country girl, you ever rode on a horse or perhaps own one??

QueenValerie:
I'm a country girl but I might just.I want to experience Time square.
I didn't know bills was something to smile about,but your wearing a mighty big emoji. .

I know right but Hey Uncle Sam will always be Uncle Sam so you better throw that smile and enjoy it. Better still add a big laugh

The pic on my profile was at Times square coincidentally. I guarantee you gon love it esp if u roll with me

QueenValerie:
Something like that.
Your Nigerian,so you relocated.How's the big Apple treating you 9ja boy?

Big Apple's being super amazing to the boy. Too much fun and bills too
But still turning up the volume tho. You should visit sometime

QueenValerie:
Native or a transplant?
I actually reside in Texas now,the DFW area.

Nah ain't native. Would always be a naija boy, anyday anytime.

Well NY is beginning to feel like texas cos we just experiencing the first winter snow today since last year #GlobalWarming ti take over

Mine's not there o

See what fayose e yaff cause.. Enough of this simplicity b.shi.t.. How bout they start commissioning more projects like better healthcare for the citizenry. Smh

QueenValerie:
I'm African American from Arkansas, that's down south.Hi, hello.

Hey Queenie I'm a NewYorker

delectablegyal:


what?

we are able to keep a girl

QueenValerie:
Truth!! But it seems to be a global epidemic.I live in the USA and it's the same here.

That's cos you're an african in the USA. African Americans from down south and up north like NY don't play that shi.t..

daretodiffer:


It is everywhere

If i hear, It's not everywhere o

Well some of us are

NobleAngell:
Nice concept but it looks heavy. What happens when there is a need to run?

That's why he's a soldier, im sure he can run with it.

Im still waiting to buy a gallon for a dollar. It's 1.69 now so we getting there. Oya oil keep crashing since stupid Nigerian govt have been busy siphoning funds over the years. The only thing that hurts is the average nigerian suffers a whole lot more

I still dunno why there hasn't been an uprising in Nigeria yet even Libyans that had everything all rosy went gaga.
I guess it's cos ppl still haven't understood how much the govt elites have stolen and hidden in foreign economies.

Nigeria WAKE UP FROM YOUR SLUMBER !!! NOBODY WILL DO IT FOR YOU EXCEPT YOU

fairygeh:

take me somewhere else

How bout deep sea underwater diving
U shouldn't be scared of the deep too

fairygeh:
Looking at the pics alone gives me the chills. I have got mad phobia for heights.

and i was planning to take you on a sky diving date

prettyjo:
she is still a learner.
she should come let me teach her

oya prove it.

free2ryhme:
infact anybody that was implicated even if he / she is dead seal the grave

lmaoo baba u don vex o

Eleyi gidi gan ooo

Deejavuu:
Adorable picture i must say. But op stop claiming photo credit, that picture has been on the Internet for awhile now.

Choi so u saying op is related to lie mohammed

megawave:

By Bayo Adeyinka

My dear Nigerian Youth,

I am very angry and that is why I am addressing you. You are the source of my anger and I want to vent my spleen- maybe not at you directly- but at the arrogance of your ignorance. Of all nations of the world, you are to be most pitied. Do you still wonder what you have done?

You don’t have an Ivy League education but with the little below-standard education you got, all you could do with it is to write a petition against someone with the benefit of an Ivy League education. You can’t even run your personal economy as you’re almost always and perpetually broke yet you arrogate to yourself superior knowledge about the nation’s economy.

You sit in front of a computer and rant all day through social media but with every click, you make money- not for yourself- but for Mark Zuckerberg. With every megabyte of data you spend complaining and maligning, you make stupendous bucks for Etisalat, Glo and Airtel.

Over the next two years, the number of Nigerian millionaires will jump by 47% but most likely you will not be among because you are too busy whining and complaining. And yet about 60% of Nigeria’s 170m population are below 35 years. Oh, what a waste!

By the way, Mark Zuckerberg was 19 when he started facebook. Africa’s youngest billionaire, Ashish Thakkar, is 31. He escaped from the Rwandan genocide and relocated to Uganda where he started an IT business. Collin Thornton, who made his millions by fixing bad computers and setting up Dial-a-Nerd, is 35. Adam Horowitz, an 18-year-old entrepreneur, started 30 websites in 3 years before he became successful.

The only thing you have ever started is an online petition. Have you heard of Jason Njoku? He’s 33 and the founder of Iroko TV. He received $8m investment into his company just a few years ago. What he does? Sharing the same Nollywood films that you spend hours to watch online. He didn’t just hang around waiting for Buhari to make something happen or blaming Jonathan for not making anything happen.

Kamal Budhabhatti was deported from Kenya but while on the flight, he thought of the opportunities in Kenya. He found his way back after 6 months and today his company is valued at $30m. He’s 36. Have you heard of Chinedu Echeruo? Apple just paid $1b for his app. He’s a Nigerian like you and all he did was attempt to fix a problem.

But for you, the only thing you attempt to fix are your nails- and your hairdo! Chinedu moved to New York in 1995 and found it difficult to navigate the city with ease so he developed HopStop to fix the problem. Stop listing all the problems- we know them already but what are you doing about them?

Awolowo was 37, Akintola was 36, Ahmadu Bello was 36, Tafawa Balewa was 34, Okotie-Eboh was 27 and Enahoro was 27 at the time of independence of Nigeria. In 1966, the first coup was led by Kaduna Nzeogwu (29) and stopped by Murtala Mohammed (28), TY Danjuma (28), IBB (25), Sanni Abacha (23) and Shehu Yaradua (23). It brought in Yakubu Gowon as Head of State at 32 and Obasanjo at 29. You are in your 40s and you still sag your tros.

Of course you know Linda Ikeji. You’ve spent hundreds of hours on her blog laughing and commenting while she smiles her way to the bank. She’s just built a house for her father in the village- just by you clicking on her gossip and sharing. Your day is not complete without a stop by at her blog. She was as broke as you are but she turned a hobby into a business. Are you that void of understanding?

You think the politicians have any regard for you? That is why I referred to the arrogance of your ignorance at the beginning of this diatribe. You have a false estimation of yourself. You have an over bloated ego. You are only as good as an election ticket- pure and simple.

You are only good to used and discarded like a used ballot paper. Who keeps a used ballot paper anyway? That is why they only you every four years. You are like a menstrual pad that is only useful during the menstrual period. Are you hurt? Okay, let me help you. Have you heard of Prof Olusola Adeyeye before?

He is a Senator of the Federal Republic at the moment. But before he became a senator, he was popular on facebook. Even more popular than so many latter day facebookivists. I was one of his many followers. He put up posts after posts and pander to populist thinking. Then he was elected and one of the first things he did was to deactivate his facebook . Yes, you read me right. Deactivate. How many times do you still see El-Rufai’s tweets? No longer regular? That is how it will dwindle until he disappears totally. I’m not limiting it to the aforementioned alone and this is not about any party. They are all the same.

Yet you falsely believe your future is in the hands of one politician. You will grow grey hair with that belief. And by the time you wise up, you’re on your way to the grave- not with a life expectancy of less than 60 years in this clime. Can you see you have wasted your time? And possibly your life? See, people have been complaining since independence. And they will still complain in 4 years. Will you be among them?

I agree with my friend who said Nigerian youth need mental detoxification. And maybe I should add that you need a brain transplant. Let me give you another example. I’ve watched you try to pull some people down when you don’t like their face- or their comments. You report them to facebook. And they get pulled down. Momentarily. Just momentarily.

Do you know why? Facebook knows those people draw traffic. Their posts get huge numbers of comments. And with every comment and click, someone is making money. Will you allow your best customers to leave? That is why though facebook pulled down Adeyinka Grandson’s page, he was given a facebook fan page in return. Yes, a fan page. You need to get a job and you need to get a life. There is life away from facebook or social media.

If you’re not making money from social media and you sleep on it, you’re merely existing- you’re not living. I have seen some of you take selfies and pose in all manner of ways as you paste your photos on social media. Are you a photographer or are you selling something that we don’t know? You’re unemployed because you’re unemployable. You don’t have skills. Sorry, the major skill you have is that of pointing out the problems and debating about them. That’s a no brainer! You can’t even diagnose the problems properly.

You think Ngozi Okonjo- Iweala is your problem? You are a self-inflicted problem. You are afflicted with yourself and by yourself. If you’re looking for the reason why you are the way you are- look no further than your mirror. Instead of occupying Nigeria, you should occupy your brain. The only witch chasing you from your village is you. It’s time to stop bewitching yourself.

Stop whining about lack of electricity or fuel. Do something about it. Every adversity has a seed of opportunity embedded in it. Create something. Invent something. Start something. Read up a book. Write a book. Take advantage of the present situation. Nigeria is a huge market. Nigeria is a virgin market. Waiting for you. Unleash yourself. Release your ion. Follow your potential. Invent your way to prosperity. Stop waiting for government- government only needs you when they need your taxes. Don’t depend on welfare. People who depend on welfare don’t fare well.

You think you lack capital? No, the problem is not lack of capital but lack of ideas. Just today, two men stepped into my wife’s office selling the new portraits of Buhari and Osinbajo. That’s someone grabbing an opportunity and seizing the moment. I have a friend who started out by offering after-school lessons to kids on her street- now she has a school.

I know a lady who was indigent and self-sponsored on campus. Each night, she soaked beans and made ‘moin-moin’ in the morning for sale on campus. I bought out of the moin moin as well as some other students and that was how she paid her way through University. Not prostitution. Have you heard of Ayodeji Megbope? She started her business with the last N1,000 she had on her by making moin moin. She is the CEO of No Leftovers.

I have shared the story of ‘Akara Ayo’ and invited him to talk to us before. He left his banking job to start a business frying Akara (bean cake) in Ibadan. And added some innovation to it.

Start a snail farm. You can start it with less than N100,000. I started it with nothing- I just picked up snails in my compound and raised them. In a couple of months, I had raised close to a thousand. You have a car and you are complaining you don’t have a job? Convert it for car hire. Take it to the airports and see how people will hire it for the day. Liase with good hotels and place it at their disposal. I met a young man in Calabar who charges N1,500 per hour for the use of his car. There is something in your hand that can give you the future you want. The best moment to start is now.

For God’s sake, just do something!

NB: This is just an article to stir up and challenge people

Thanks for expressing my mind to most of the delusional Nigerian youths who are busy fighting for one political party or the other and causing ethnic divide instead of taking hold of their future and realising that all these govt elites are one and same

I weep for Nigeria not cos of its leaders nor its current situation but because its youths are way asleep.

Phlegmwash:
Internet data is probably the cheapest thing money can buy in the USA. I am presently on the $35 dollar a month Time Warner Cable(TWC) plan, plus $5 modem rental fee. My white neighbor agreed to split the bill with me, so i pay $20 per month. On top this 20 bucks, i dey stream anything streamable from hulu to netflix to hbo and youtube etc. Monthly data consumption is in the excess of 400 GB.

So I got a notice of a $10 increase from TWC last month because according to them I was on a 2 yrs promotional period which expired last month. I called them to inform them I'm not happy customer anymore, that they should come pick-up their modem. They begged me to retain their services without the added fees!

That's the trick, just say you don't want their service no more and they'll let u keep it with no extra charge but when next you're on holiday don't try in naija o else they'll collect everything and even charge u for leaving their service sef

Divineluv14:
It's free here in Yemen

Lol Yemen ke. Na only bomb free for that side o

ipledge10:
hahaha...you get it right...u put Neflix we aint chilling again

Lool Aswear..

But on another note, i need some singapore mei fun in my life right now. The one here's not good enough

[b][/b]Typing

ipledge10:
I dont even watch Neflix anymore...when I can Kodi on my Android tv box...stream anything from movie to porn to sport for free

[b][/b]My Nigga

Apart from that, Netflix is the most boring sh.it ever with their stupid good for nothing movies. You spend hours looking through their collection and it's all b.shit.

Even Netflix and Chill don't work with em girls no more.

Bitche.s be like son play that crap and watch me escort my black behind outta your crib

October1960:
Like other Nigerian politicians and government officials most of the money is stolen. Invested in UK, US and Swiss bank s.

Their people mostly live in poverty. Bad hospitals, schools, roads, etc. Then a few mumus come here to praise PDP. Smh.

God bless u bruh..It has gotten to the extent that im not sure what kinda people Nigerians are anymore. Seems like most nigerians (youths esp) just love this absurd and impoverished way of life so far their party is in power when everyone(masses esp) should hands and fight these so called elites eating the nation to ground zero.. The western worlds are moving forward at the speed of light and Nigeria has not even started thinking talk more of knowing what direction to move, yet all everybody seem to be interested in is their political party.

hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,


Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.

Lwkmd aswear you're the funniest person ever.
My ribs oo

razid:
This #Dasukigate reminds me of a particular scene in Baba Wande's legendary movie "Ti Oluwa N'ile." In the said clip, Aderupoko a morgue attendant was being questioned by the hospital management about his unholy and corrupt practices of selling corpses in the morgue. At a point he said, "O maa gbo'ga; gbogbo won ni n j'alubosha." So Baba Falae too dey chop 'alubosa' even at his age.

Imagine the irony of life. While some elders like Buhari are pained by the wanton corruption in the land, some others like Falae, Anenih, Yakassai want the corruption to continue unabated. No wonder their foolish endorsements and unnecessary heating up of the polity before the elections. They know that there won't be free money. Woe unto elders that do not think about the future of their children and children' children for a bowl of porridge. O ga o.

God bless u. Woe to all the stupid elders that ate the future of its nation's youths....