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suckprick: 5:12pm On May 20
All these men going after ladies that is 10yrs+ younger, how una dey do am? Shame no dey catch una? Personally I can't marry someone that's more than 5yrs younger than me. It would look as if I am with my niece. Someone that should be calling you uncle is calling you honey? Da fvck.

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suckprick: 10:18am On May 19
Double0h7:
Please! Summarised this for me! Someone gist me! I suddenly became illiterate! Help me 😒

You are not an illiterate because illiterates can't type. You're just lazy to read just like 90% of Africans.

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suckprick: 7:49am On May 19
Nollywood has caused more harm than good in this country koz who tell all these girls say curse dey work sef. Na so one lady curse my friend that yr because he dump her, now the guy is living happily with his wife and kids in his own house with 2 cars. Ladies stop deceiving yourselves. Curses don't work, life isn't Nollywood.

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suckprick: 2:56pm On May 14
Samantha125:
If you want to be responsible with your money, that's totally fine with me, but if I come home the following day with shopping bags, don't ask me where I got the money from the same way I won't ask you about your finances.

And if I tell you that I'm going on a girls vacation, don't ask me who's paying for the vacation... Just watch and go ahead and do you while I do me.

This girl and oloshoism, you no dey tire? SMH.

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suckprick: 9:47am On May 09
Nothing Musa no go see for Bill Gate.
suckprick: 11:06am On May 08
Dog wey you suppose don push down your stomach with a bottle of palm wine. You dey here dey waste time. Calabar people I hail o.

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suckprick: 9:24pm On May 07
All these god of men that called themselves should just focus on the main purpose of opening the church which is to swindle people of their money and leave football out of it. They keep embarrassing themselves everytime. Very soon now, he go talk say barca did not win because of the sins Yamal committed a night before the match. Real pastors no 5 for this country. The rest na Fraudsters.

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suckprick: 9:14pm On May 07
Samantha125:
I week ago I attended a lekompo mix party in Joburg and we left Durban at around 10pm because I had to wait for my husband to knock off from work so that we can leave together... Since he was tired, I was the one behind the wheel for a whole seven hours.

It's been three months since I visited home in Limpopo and I've been home sick to a point that I found myself subscribing to any Limpopo related YouTube channels and creating a tik tok just to watch Bapedi related content... The withdrawals were dealing with me... I don't know when I'll get used to being away from my people for over long periods of time, but hopefully, I'll get better with time.

When I heard there was going to be a lekompo balcony mix party in Joburg, I was like this is the chance for me to go and have fun with my people from Limpopo... I started practicing the dance moves from the beginning of the month of April and upon getting there, I actually cried tears of joy... grin grin grin... I gave my husband two options, either he s me on the dance floor, or he watches me from a distance because I didn't want any disturbances...πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…... One thing about lekompo is that there's no VIP, no time to be playing slay queen or cheese boy... If you're a lady and you come there wearing high heels, just know you're in the wrong place...πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…... I heard some guys complaining about how they couldn't have fun because their girlfriends were acting like VIPs... grin grin grin

I had the time of my life and I was opportuned to meet some of my favourite lekompo musicians and danced with them, I even got their autographs all over my cropped T shirt, the t-shirt was new, but I didn't care...πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ... By Monday morning last week, my voice was gone, but I was not done yet, since it was a public holiday, I went to Pretoria to attend another party, Manyalo balcony mix party... grin grin grin... My husband later flew back to Durban because duty was calling while I stayed behind.

My voice was gone for almost the entire week and I became a vegetable, I had to call in sick at work so I can rest, I wasn't even drinking any alcohol... Sign language became my new language... grin grin grin... I was only able to travel back to Durban on Thursday... I'm still recovering from that long weekend even today, but I've already bought tickets for the next lekompo mix which will be in Limpopo later this month...😩😩😩... I don't know how I'll get there, but I will be there... So I want to know how do those people who party almost all the time do it? I once heard someone saying problem with us introverts is that we overdo things whenever we get a chance to attend parties, making us very exhausted afterwards.

If I tell you say I understand wetin you type here, na lie I dey lie. Is it safe to say it's meaningless or na only me no understand? πŸ€”
suckprick: 11:41am On May 05
While I am not a doctor, I dispute the fact that masturbation makes one to loose weight. I was a chronic masturbator but I didn't loose any weight. There are whole lots of disadvantages and destructions it does to the body but loosing weight isn't one of it. I can tell you that your weight gain is as a result of freedom, happiness, peace of mind, optimism and positivity from breaking out of that addiction called masturbation. Anybody masturbating should stop it immediately. You are destroying yourself.

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suckprick: 2:23pm On May 03
Country hard, ladies dey find where dem go pour their burden.

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suckprick: 10:41am On May 02
JobAndVacancies:
I had 23k on my opay tbis morning and needed to send all of it to my mum.
I withdrew 5k to use and top up through virtual winning and ended up losing all, in a quest to recover I withdrew another 5k and still lost.
That's how I lost 10k to virtual this morning.
Instantly I deactivated my sportybet

You go still re-activate am, and you see that remaining balance of 13k, they are still waiting for it. πŸ˜†

When you're really tired of bet, you won't even need to deactivate your acct. You go just walk away.πŸ™‚

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suckprick: 3:12pm On May 01
This is the highest level of see finish. These guys no fear EFCC again. More like a mockery. Oya over to mumu investors. Food don done. πŸ™‚
suckprick: 6:40am On May 01
All these scammers disguised as beggers on nairaland sef. Na wa.

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suckprick: 5:26pm On Apr 26
irumole1975:
Nigerian port holders who’ve maintained 5yrs of residency in Nigeria can now visit the UK visa free starting from July. Visitors are to their travels on appropriate channel from the home office

I also heard there's free flight tickets using British airways.

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suckprick: 4:35pm On Apr 26
DeLaRue:
Nigerians are some of the most despised people on earth.

That's the truth, and it is not entirely without justification.

That said, I don't know where I kept my British port, and I havent bothered to check in years. Last time I was in London, I arrived on a Friday and left on Monday. I couldn't wait to be back in this our 'terrible' Nigeria. I don't even hate the UK. I just have zero interest in living in a foreign country.

I am so much content being at 'home'. Not that Nigeria is great. Infact, it is terrible is certain respects. But strangely, being in Nigeria gives me a mental satisfaction that no other country on earth gives me.

I can't truly explain the feeling.


I just don't know how people manage to live comfortably on foreign soil. I have never spent more than a month outside this country before. If I try am, I fit fall sick. No place like home abeg.
suckprick: 11:32am On Apr 26
Natbrowny:
So many have worked really hard and legit

They keep working for organizations without really anything to show 4 it. This is Nigeria.

Things are hard. When i was 18, i used to insult people 30s and above .. now i know better. Life has never been fair


A case of Karma? grin

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suckprick: 8:48pm On Apr 25
BABANGBALI:
Vanity upon vanity, all is vanity, vanity

Quote of a poor man.
suckprick: 2:15pm On Apr 22
Money good aswear.
suckprick: 11:58pm On Apr 19
Leave paparazzi and go make money. All this stress you put up there won't be necessary. Na poor man dey do all these ones.

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suckprick: 7:17pm On Apr 17
All of you showing interest. Make una careful o and do proper checks before releasing your accts. Yahoo boys dey work with linked-in profiles now. I'm not saying OP is into fraud, but just be careful while giving out that contains your personal information. A word is enough...

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suckprick: 9:08pm On Apr 16
If it's a punishment. Then stay single all your life this girl!!. Marriage no be by force. Avoid the punishment.
suckprick: 9:01pm On Apr 15
hitekk:

Take heart bro. Just start saving for the next oncoming ponzi.

grin grin grin

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suckprick: 10:48pm On Apr 14
Hairdresser, fashion designer, sales of shoes and bags, wigs, make-up. 95% of ladies in these line of business (especially the online vendors) are into hook up.

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suckprick: 5:28pm On Apr 13
Pallazzo:
pcex
cbex
wwcoin2

All the same people, the same website structure. pcex and wwcoin2 share the same domain/hosting registrar.

I pity people investing their money in these scammms

Yes nah. A group of yahoo boys just came together to launch the websites and swindle people of their funds grin

Anyone whom lost money to those platforms deserves to be poor in life. Rich people shouldn't be stupid ffs.πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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