NewStats: 3,263,875 , 8,181,702 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 01:17 PM 6g4f2p

DemiGoddess:
@\;$%=~??

Ok, I've seen very weird stuff on Nairaland, but how on earth did you get 11 likes by typing the 'at' sign, backward slash, semi colon, dollar sign, percentage sign, 'equals to' sign, a sign I still haven't figured out what it means and two question marks?

But christinie that number 2. I'm kinda skinny and I don't want to lose anymore weight, does this mean I should avoid zobo?

They will reconsider ooooooh! Any girl that says otherwise is lying!

Baze University Abuja - school fees N2.5 million

Ayomikun37:
Oh, a deranged bastard finally showed up.... why keep me waiting, you mad idiot? I've been expect dogs like you to show up... I wonder why it took you such a long time to bark... But next time you're coming to a public forum, not to leave your brain behind. You may not need it in your church, but you need it here, you terrible person... Your post certainly wasn't for me, reserve it for your lame dad at home.... You must have had a nice time salivating while typing that headfuck..... Oh right, dogs do salivate... it's natural. Enjoy your credulity..... fucking bulldog...

JackBizzle:
What kind of nonsense strawman argument is this?

Please refrain from calling me "nonsense" again

Oh the ramblings of a pained pagan

My guy what is your SOURCE nau!!?

Imagine if snakes could...(Oh I've already typed this on another snake thread)

That same snake will still be killed by another Nairalander.

Raeshelle:
sure whatever.. Buh I dnt think dats in d cinemas yet. Deadpool maybe?.. I just wanna go out wit a random person

The movie is out; it came out few days ago on cinema. I've already watched Deadpool, and if I'm free, I'll check out BvS in few days. Too bad I'm in Abuja tho, so...good luck on your companion hunt

You want to watch Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice

Imagine if snakes could use phones, and they had their own website called SnakeLand, and on the website's front-page, you'll be seeing topics like "See the human killed by a SnakeLander"

ayodele234:


Guy don't be a slave. Jesus is a dog! How long are you guys going to continue living in darkness? Who gives a Bleep about likes? Even white people wey get Jesus don dey leave am, African man won die for another man thing

E pain am

ayodele234:
Black man leave Jesus alone. No man called Jesus died for your sin, it is all bullshit. Why must your god be from Nazareth? It is stupid!

LOL! You probably thought your post was so sensible and enlightening and that you'll get likes for it! lol oh what a fail

Kbs468:

Look at this too

That image is arrant rubbish. None of those verses specified that that is how you should pray. It's only pointing out how different people prayed.

In Matt. 6: 9 - 13, after Jesus' disciples asked Him to teach them to pray, He never mentioned that they must stand, or kneel, or lie down etc. to pray or anything like that. So use your sense rather than poor quality internet memes at times.. it helps

johnwizey:
Primary what are you

Is it not obvious that he didn't go to school?

Then post pictures of 6 cars nau

Wow...

Please what did the newspaper mean by she "BRUTALISED HIM TO COMATOSE"

Blue Waffles...

cruzita:
so if I put on a Manchester united jersey and grab someone's d!ck ,I'm a man u fan abi?

But you reason it nau.. Before is it an Arsenal fan that'd be wearing a Chelsea jersey?

PushPlay:

1.They both type with the same English and diction while MrCork misses the spelling intentionally.

2. They both use attention seeking fonts either by bolding it colour blue just to get noticed.

3. They are usually on the same threads.

4. They are both strictly anonymous. No one outside of Nairaland has ever met or knows Queenvalerie.

5. They are both trolls.


Need more?

This is complete bullshit!

I was expecting to see sensible proof.

Oyin93:
ed my first jamb ever,took a bike with my friend after d exam waving at people n saying"bye to jamb" not knowing some witches were dere saying"u go come back".After 3 attempts,made it n presently in my second year.I wish all prospective jambites success in their exam...May u not av d cause to resit jamb o

HaHaHaHaHa!

Sorry I couldn't hold my laughter after reading that part

demo4ril97:
"fake rumour" ur tautology is so bad, rumour are either true or untrue talks.

doyinisaac:
you be fool ooooo.....there is nothing like "fake rumour,Wetin you get for English??f9

You guys are the ones who are incorrect. "Fake rumour" is not tautology. Rumours can either be true or untrue (demo4ril97 you even acknowledged that), so in a case where it is untrue, then it is a fake rumour. If it is true, then the rumour was actually true; it's as simple as that.

Obaf16 you were correct joor.

epic what? you're just frustrated and lonely

Acidosis, Uyilredia, KingEbukasBlog, paulGrundy, analice107...
God bless you
And you know why

1. The Predator (OK)

2. The Val's Day Sweetheart (OK)

...bla bla bla...

5. Aunty Linda (wait what??)...

Aunty Linda?

Please why is No.5 named "Aunty Linda"?

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patches689:


lol.

He was making a straw-man argument
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

Lol oh please, you could've done without the link; you didn't actually expect me of all people NOT to know what a straw man argument is, did you? (I mean...it's my name for Christ sake )

I just like poking people who inadvertently mention me in their posts..so now that's done, you can have fun with your argument

patches689:
STRAWMAN
Why buy torpedoes if we are the only SSA with subs?

Yes? How may I help you?

OP if you want a serious answer...

You burn calories after masturbation (as well as every other physical activity), but it's not to the extent that you'd see much difference in your body... except you do it too much