NewStats: 3,263,505 , 8,180,368 topics. Date: Friday, 06 June 2025 at 10:01 AM 1q5r3v

Nihilstjnr:
This is why Morata is the 2nd most useless striker in England after Benteke.

Only Harry Kane has received more quality chances than Morata in the league this season...

yet he's been outscored by Glen Fücking Murray....


Just have a look at that table. Aubamayang came only in January and only has 2 fewer goals Morata.

Rooney has been playing in midfield for a club that has already sacked one manager this season and is on the verge of sacking the replacement....and has only 1 goal less than Morata

Jesus and Aguero have both been injured for large parts of the season and still managed to outscored the sunken Spaniard

Good God in Heaven.

If Morata has had more quality service than Lukaku and can only match and not exceed the latter's metrics per 90, he has still failed.


Anybody that comes here to defend that sunken piece of shït deserves to be flogged like this:

Bimffo:
Lol. Yorupa league. . Everyone has written us off.

I am not saying anything o. But this is football, anything can happen.

Conte messed up though.

Chelsea 2 - 3 Burnley
Palace 2-1 Chelsea
Chelsea 0-3 Bournemouth
Watford 4-1 Chelsea
Chelsea 1-1 West Ham
Westham 1 - 0 Chelsea (1st leg)
Chelsea 1-1 Huddersfield
Leceister 1 - 1 Chelsea

That is 21 points, which would have given us 91 points and a 2nd place finish. Don't forget Arsenal on New Year's day o, that Morata permanently identified himself as an idiot.

As Nihilist said, Morata is a curse upon this great club.

Abeg no quote me, if you wan troll.

Leyqute:


".... and the Lord God sent the spirit of discord into the camp of the Shekpites. And they smote each other on the cheek with giant blows of frustration laced with treachery and hipocrisy.

And then the Nihilistians said to their kins the Lalabites:

Leyqute:


And then, chief priests Crusxifio and Dawgiakuk tried to pacify both camps, and failed greatly. For they demanded 12 bags of gold and 2 pots of Bitcoin for their services, which the Shekpites have not.

For King Abramovic had neglected the counsels of wise men and squandered the wealth of the land on shiny Italian oil and bald coaches.

And the cold winds of Yuropa blew stronger towards them but the Shekpetewons prepareth not for it. For great doom awaits the un-great land, as the running prophet prophesieth.

Leyqute:


"Thou hast gone astray! Thou thinkest not right! For thou profess infallible love for Alvarota, the sunken plague. Abomination! Thou shalt perish on this field today!

Then the biggest of the Lalabites stepped forward and gazed haughtily at the Nihilistians.

"We shall feed thine carcasses to the birds of the sky. We shall pillage your castles, and rape your beloved, the Bakayokos.

"None shalt threaten us and not suffer!

We eating Gucciiiii

Steppin through...

Who dey breeeeeeeeeeet

delugajackson:
Twitter s and their unfortunate friends. You will never hear them say it happened to them. You'd wonder if they're immune to relationship issues and breakup.

If you actually believed this story, then you'll also believe that bombs are being manufactured at Ikot Ekpene.

odizeey:
this team is OK we just need benteke in and hazard out then we are guaranteed back to back to back Europa. Zidane don baff?

nihilistjnr:


I understand what you're saying in the bolded. I'm just

You're a doctor. I'm sure you know a couple of people in your set who spent the exact same time as you, reading the exact same books and still[b][/b] can't differentiate a mouth from an änus.[b][/b]

Singapore1:
===== KEPA =====


=== Azpilicueta === rudiger === Luiz === Alonso


=== Kante === Jorginho === Kovacic


=== Odoi === Hazard === Pulisic


fair compare to this season

Even Aiteo cup dem no go win

Wey baba funlord?

weedtaker:
Lukaku is a good striker though. better than [/b] kane [b] nd perez.

How About this one

Homeboiy:
Visit a powerful man of god for deliverance

Powerful!!!

bomasek:
So the cap fit cause turbulence or make the plane go off radar?

Leyqute:


And then, chief priests Crusxifio and Dawgiakuk tried to pacify both camps, and failed greatly. For they demanded 12 bags of gold and 2 pots of Bitcoin for their services, which the Shekpites have not.

For King Abramovic had neglected the counsels of wise men and squandered the wealth of the land on shiny Italian oil and bald coaches.

And the cold winds of Yuropa blew stronger towards them but the Shekpetewons prepareth not for it. For great doom awaits the un-great land, as the running prophet prophesieth.

Goddammit!!

Leyqute:


"Thou hast gone astray! Thou thinkest not right! For thou profess infallible love for Alvarota, the sunken plague. Abomination! Thou shalt perish on this field today!

Then the biggest of the Lalabites stepped forward and gazed haughtily at the Nihilistians.

"We shall feed thine carcasses to the birds of the sky. We shall pillage your castles, and rape your beloved, the Bakayokos.

"None shalt threaten us and not suffer!

This is still the post of the year!!

nihilistjnr:


Luke Shaw must have taken Lukaku to his regular buka.

Now Lukaku is only 2 meatpies away from generating his own gravitational field.

At this rate, by end of season, he may even have his own moon orbiting round him.

Gravitational field!!!
Guy why?

Go and check unn boys hostel

Got it