NewStats: 3,264,681 , 8,184,402 topics. Date: Thursday, 12 June 2025 at 01:30 AM 683s5f

HelipsTech:


Lol
You just want it back to where da met it. That's unrealistic at least Tinubu should take us back to where Buhari stopped and keep us there

where buhari stopped is rocket science for hellanus and his paymasters

helinues:
They tried this time around

That's how it supposed to be

Praise when the government are doing something good and condemn maturely when they are doing something wrong

This Ogbomosho Godforsaken hellanus..u no go fry your dead lizard wey u catch this morning use drink garri... ...can anything good ever come outta your dead brain

akan102:

How abeg explain

A normal person should have one wife and kids he can take care of...you don't go about marrying more women to cause more problems...first wife go Waka go native doctor,second wife Waka go c mammy water,third wife go Waka go collect winch..every body dey try gain ground Incase the man die..once the man die the wives go begin fight for property,the children go begin fight for property..that is a calamity waiting to unleash.. any woman wey go enter as second wife or third wife know wetin she dey find

nairalee:
Women are the funniest. They'll buy a normal knee level skirt, tear it to slightly beneath the ass level and spend the entire day dragging it down.

They'll tear off a turtle neck dress to show 3/4 of their cleavage only to use a tiny handkerchief to pretend asif they've covering it up.

Girls of nowadays piss me off so much. While taking pictures they'll bend sideways or even turn totally backwards to jiggle. Their asses. Yet they'll complain why guys sexualize them.

In summary after your analysis ...they are sex objects

koldrun:
How person fit make this money. Like this, I wan commot this country ASAP. Omo ...
This life no balance

e be like money ritual dey easier to make money than alabi way


DFF067B sporty..2/5

correctyourself:
The guy did not do well because at a point the lady wants them to be together and the guy refused! I think rhe story is more than what you wrote here.

The guy was not mature in handling this issue because students in UK also work while schooling the authority encouraged them to do so, lazy guy waiting for the Lady to pay all that money, contract can be amended base on situations. Black man's mentality of entitlement

We need to hear the Lady's side of the story!

maturity keeeeee u there

Ibehchizzy:
no she’s not the same person
If you’re talking about Henrietta in bmf

oh okay ..I tot they looked alike

Ibehchizzy:
who?

Sorry I meant the bianca character

DieRich5:
The days of the jackal 9/10

This is the best English film I've seen so far this year, if I keep seeing films like this, I'll put K-drama and J-drama on hold

I love this man below for not ing any side just doing my job I'm being paid for....lol

WTF is wrong with Bianca? I was hoping her husband will die cus I want her to feel the pain what she did to those family

So Jackal wife is our girl in money heist, I knew i know her face but didn't check after the finale

She is in bmf season 3

Thunder faya Stuggart

Paragonpric:
Good afternoon everyone, am a 28 year old guy with good successful businesses and I can say I am doing well all thanks to God.

The problem I have is my inability to spend money on myself, I don't dress well nor do I eat well. People often doubt if I have the things I have cos I don't look it at all. Am modest to a fault, I haven't eaten chicken for the last 5years am being serious here. I just find it extremely difficult to spend money on Myself.

Sometimes I wonder what's wrong with me. I asked my few friends if I give off poverty mentality vibes and they said YES. Growing up was really really tough on me as i come from a very poor home, I don't know if that has affected my psyche.

Please how do I defeat this mentality

The problem is your growing up been tough...you need to spend on ur self,if u die today another person go squander ur savings without pity..

Na food stuff I need abeg...any how..

Woman wey go enter as second wife,na she find problem

femi4:
Very useless woman

She will park her car behind me and travel for days without leaving the key behind.

I show here shege: For a week, I parked behind her and didn't come home for a week. She understood the memo

u no follow am fight, she understood the memo

una know where una dey c all these type of men.. this one wey be like agberos for oshodi under bridge

chidonez:
By this time 2 or 3 years ago this page go don reach almost 4k pages,this year we barely crossed 1k and I don’t think it would even reach 1100 before the year is over e be like now everybody don run go twitter because of the trolls and everything

It is well!!!

I dey this thread till I die or the owner of the thread kpai

melonsgroup:
Na so I see am

Yo...... your December don set

4B09DCB sporty 2/5

Larryfest:
To jaapa now will most likely cost you 25m and above so if you had that kind of money to begin with won't you use it to develop yourself here rather than head to a foreign country to start from level zero again

. Can u break down the figures ,,,flight tickets etc

werey Abba..

enter osondu motors 15kpa

[quote author=seunlayi post=133349517]Meaning that their is no more need for any zombies to continue defending this government. The government just confirmed an epic failure.[/quoty

the idiots like hellanus will still give u 109 reasons for defending foolishness he never seizes to amaze me with the amount stupidity in his brain

happney65:
That means he has accepted Defeat when it comes to exchange rate.

This Nigga and all his ers should go and cover their faces in shame.

Rubbish

hellanus and his team of incompetence it is finished

Everyday365:
Chai! 🙆

See as all of una just waste school fees like this.

Una no fit read?

THEY SAID "GOVERNMENT PROPOSED" A BILL.

This means that it hasn't yet been ed into law.

Naija lawmakers dey propose bills all the time, they do this to pretend like they are doing work.

So we punters are safe, nothing to worry about. 👌

How school fees no go waste,when na only bet slips,bet codes, handicap,over 2 cash out, LiveScores,give away full guys head

Walai:
Serious countries are busy exploring the space and advancing in AI technology while the black man is still stuck in the dark age witchcraft and religion level of civilization.
Why can't the West Unite and do the world a favour by nuking this dark continent that is dragging the world behind and get rid of this black monkeys.

I you...they should Nuke hellanus too..that boy is a confused creature

gidgiddy:
The interesting thing about Nigeria is that while there is shooting and killings going on everywhere, both government and the people act as if this is normal

In more civilised clime, just one shooting incident can create national tention. But in Nigeria, state actors and none state actors are shooting themselves down every day, innocent civilians are are getting hit in the crossfire, yet nobody is interested in how to stop this

What a tragedy

The worst tragedy is having to share a country with the likes of hellanus that useless boy hellanus is a collosal tragedy

they so they will be shouting ayeeeee asssss man and constituting nuisance if e reach time to protest on bad leadership u won't find em

9jabox:
Nigeria police is corrupt. Very, very corrupt.

My story.

During the period of the global lockdown in 2020, I was kidnapped and robbed by men of the Nigeria police in central area, Abuja.

It was in May and I had just gone to see a friend who was itted at the national hospital. When I came out to get a cab home, there was none outside the hospital. I had to walk down to Skylak Pharmacy to see if I could get a taxi going towards national secretariat from where I’d find another to take me to my destination.

On getting to the T-junction where the pharmacy was located, I noticed a police van parked some meters away from the pharmacy with two officers standing behind it wielding their signature dilapidated AK47s.
It was already some minutes past 5pm and the curfew in town at the time was from 8pm to 6am.

As I stood there waiting for a taxi going my way, the two officers walked up to me and asked that I identify myself. I was shocked! I had not committed an offense by standing there, neither had I done anything to warrant their suspicion. 

As I tried to remove my wallet from my jacket, one of them grabbed my phone and tossed it to the other. Instantly, I became suspicious of them and started to protest….. alas, it was my greatest undoing that night.

The two officers grabbed and hit me several times-but I fought back, because I knew I was innocent and what they were doing was illegal.

One other officer came down from the van and hit me on my chest with the butt of his gun and that was when I was successfully dragged into the van.

Inside the van, I was asked to unlock my phone. I protested a little, but when one of them told me that if I continued to disobey them, they can either shoot me and dump my body in any bush around tbe city or even take me to their station and accuse me of any henuous crime of their choice, I knew I had no choice but to mellow and do as Instructed…. After all I was alone and they were four, including the driver.

I unlocked my phone, and they also asked that I open my bank app. They checked and asked that I withdraw everything in the for them. They drove me to central area where I was followed by two of them to an ATM and I withdrew 23,000 naira and gave to them. They also took my wallet and my sneakers; the wallet had about 12k in it.

I was driven to city gate, thrown out of the van and they zoomed off…… it was already very dark, couldn’t tell what time it was.

How I got home is another crazy story entirely.

So, yes, what Kemi Badenoch said about the police in Nigeria is true. very true.

clowns like hellanus will tell this kind of things don't happen in Nigeria...till the police will slap that hellanus boy him brain no go reset for good

NaijaSumi:
Imagine such jamboree... This is what Nigerians mean to these thieves in governance. To Mr Tinubu, he has given Nigerians something meanwhile can his own children ride in such trains or even the children of his fellow thieves.

This is how they place value on Nigerians while they return back to our funds to continue looting.

Useless hellanus will cheer them up meanwhile the Ogbomosho based clown no get food to chop . I wonder

alabi

Sonnobax15:
Good day Nairalanders.......hope you all are having a great day....

So today,I decided to attend church for the first time after 4 years, to at least lighten up the burden that has been weighing my heart down for sometime now.......Oh yeah,church is the right place, because hearing the man of God's sermon should at least be of help...So I thought....

Funny thing,I didn't even know today was the church's annual thanksgiving ceremony

After the church normal activities,the pastor came out and started with an altar call announcement......He brought out a chair and placed it on his pulpit and placed a price tag on it... That anyone with 100k should come out and sit on it...... Echoing there'd be a special blessing for whosoever that will come out...... First,Two men came out..... Afterwards,the pastor bit it down to 50k,and of which people also came out...Then,to 30k........At this moment,I was already getting furious and I said to myself,this is pure extortion......Chairs began to fly around as the pastor brought the amount down to 5k...... were in a hurry to receive this special blessing .... Omoh,I weak.......I jejely walked out,with my 1k in my back pocket, because no man of God born of a woman can scam me....

What have churches turned into? Is the house of God not supposed to be helping the less privileged and not to be extorting them?...I said to myself immediately that today will certainly be the last time I will ever step my foot into any church because this is too much....

What have our churches really become? A financial institution or a religion institution? I really need a good explanation on this..

Nlfpmod
Mynd44

LoL..I was in chosen program last month..the werey pastor started from 50 million then 20 million people started coming out : some from abroad started sending donations them start from 50 million to 1k I just carry me money put for pocket Nigerian pastors and their na clowns