NewStats: 3,265,253 , 8,186,132 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 05:49 AM 3yp6v

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Is it a US ? if no, no deal!

Yeah. . Right bros. .
From the way getting approved on Upwork is going, creating a US is better/easier as yhu don't need approval to start applying for jobs
BTW, there are so many 'US Only' jobs as an advantage, plus yhu don't get to beg for trust because yhu are a Nigerian (our Yahoo boys don try). .

Oweku:
Op.. you don't know what calculator is ..


Just say he is a Genius ..

Exactly. . Yhu can't be faster than a calculator no matter how simple or complex the problem might be
#Bleep

JayBray:
fine o.... jacking,playing,being arrowed and so on...lol

Hall 2 gehl

Sultanchidi:
It's simple, tie a rope to their John Thomas and use it 2 hang dem. Dem just dey fall guys hand anyhow.

Bt were she dey come from at dat time self.. Na joke ohhhh

From 9pm till early morning (let's say around 4am), and she didn't out..

Btw, did she walk or crawled home And she was able to identify 'em rapists..
She's not 16 and definitely not a virgin.

amunkita:


Smh....
U just dull.
Pls run along nd ur mate b4 d sand play is over.

Continue shaking your brainless head.

Run along? I already did, so why did you quote me to return

amunkita:


U see why u re an Osu..
How does the govt business not concern me..
keep displaying ur genuine love for foolishness..

amunkita:


Gawd, U re even a minor...
See ur head like Zika virus carrier...

Yeah..

I'm a minor, but you're a major ***o*.. And a nobody too..

amunkita:


Evidence collection

if u collect the evidence how do you identify the perpetrators..
nwanne, can see u re shoring up ur stvpidity to beat ur role model at home...

That one no concern you... This thread didn't say anything 'bout identification, right??

This is how you derail unnecessarily 'cause you don't think properly..

amunkita:
hahahahahahahahahahaha...

Amobode no go kill me oooo...

So if dem rape person for bush, ambode go use the rape kit determine the raper DNA abii

Abi the rape kit go determine the kind of pareek wey enta then dem go enta system start to dey find who get that kind of pareek...

Rape kit Uwa Mmebi...

Learn to read and understand first, before you comment (foolishly as always)..

“The Kit also includes materials for blood samples, comb, paper sheets for evidence collection such as clothing fibres and hairs, nail pick for scraping debris from beneath the nails, gloves.

...examination and management of patients after sexual assault, and also improve the quality and documentation of evidence collection"

So where in the above did you find Rapist or Preek Detector??

Me thinks it's to make sure that the accused rapist actually committed the crime, mainly for evidence purpose..

Geofavor:
Pls, what subject combination will someone going for geology sit for during uniben's putme?

English, Math, Chemistry and Physics.. MeThinks

amunkita:


Nope, am slanty..

#NoWonder

amunkita:


Fond of using words used by neighbors to describe ur family...

Neighbours?? Iono whatchyu talkin' 'bout..

But wait.. Are you straight?? I'm beginning to doubt.

amunkita:



Hahahahahaham..

sure one of ur folk is so skin that he/she goes about with a concrete block tied to him/her else u won't call out on me as being skinny...

U re nothing but a hungry tout..

I know u will deny that but we know mad people don't believe they re abnormal..

Think you can draw me into this your foolishness?

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#GerraraHereMehn

Jchi9876:
They say naija way is jagajaga,
So most importantly leave your Nigerianess at MMA and act like your host community.

If its Rome behave like Romans it is called forming and will keep you away from trouble.

That last part is naat correct..

It's "If it's Rome, don't misbehave like the Romans"

amunkita:


Common sense ain't common dude..

Run along.. Skinny ass toad.. Do you know who I am?

amunkita:


Common sense ain't common dude..

Run along.. Skinny ass toad

amunkita:
Gawd punish these set of Ndi igbo...
This is the reason we re bashed, because of some few Ediots...

Should we deny justice because of sentiment

Pls I speak on behalf of Ndi Igbo, we don't know this group nd they re not representing our thought...


Group ndi uwa Mmebi...

Signed;
Nwoke onye uwa Mmebi
Ndi igbo common sense makers..

Who are you in the cabinet?

You're just a NOBODY, so your opinion doesn't count..

Looks like 3 5

RobinHez:
Miss u too

#ChildAbuse (the picture)

umanahnsidibe:
gotten the full version (activated version) of it. inbox me @ [email protected]

Please can I have it??

RobinHez:


Oh...a 3rd-person report about me is now fact?

If ur aim and the aim of ur allies is to study me...then I feel honoured!

I'll try not to speak on this issue again.

Thanks for understanding... daddy.

Hmmmm... Issowkay..

Don't feel honoured.. I'm only trying to put my talents to work..

RobinHez:


What makes a man unique?



Yea...especially when he tries to convince u about ur mouth-odour in public...even when it is baseless and without a ing proof.



Like I said... Hypothetical statements don't apply in situations like this.
The end always justifies the means

You barely know me...we only exchange glances in class. I have folks who work together with me to achieve 'that' common goal...and I've benefitted so much from such company.

I'd prefer u do the bolded ASAP...to expound your observations to me. And stop spreading false perceptions about me. for that is the only thing that irks the guy behind RobinHez.

thanks.

Exchanged glances? You're wrong sonny.. I'm barely in that 1000 LT except for the MTHs (110), I barely concentrate in midst of such crowd..

So all the information I get usually comes from the same folks you work with to achieve 'that' common goal.. And I know alot 'bout you than you think..

Never underestimate the power of a common African Lady - (Bruce Lee)

RobinHez:









It's no longer funny bro...

Hypothetical statements are outdated now.

I'm not trying to be funny,, I'm only doing what a true friend should do..

You just have to change your pattern,, it's no longer cool son..

,, na person when tell you say your mouth dey smell be your friend.. He didn't insult you,, but only saving you from some public humiliation..

I wanted to pm you,, but my instint told me to post in here..
Thanks for understanding.

EngineSamuels:
"Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. Now, water can flow or it can crash"
wat does it mean?

It means alot.. It's not the full quote tho',, that, you can google..

It was Bruce Lee's, the Philosopher

EngineSamuels:
lol

And he'd always bring out his textbook during every lesson, but would never open it .. He's a rare breed..

He's no longer focused, so lazy, and it's getting worse every week..

I know the problem,, he needs to get rid of that distractive distraction,, his current best friend,, which is his cell-phone ..

RobinHez:


Nope! Wrong guy. . .

Lightskinned, dark hair, 5.1 ft tall, only talks to Nlanders in class, mostly seen around Life Sciences and hall 3, he'd never copy notes in class, he'd never socialize. That's Robin

EngineSamuels:
wats dis 1 sayin

u na computa wizard ko

Well,., this is virtually what every 21st century youth should know.. 'Bout your gadgets - which are in vogue; it's software and features; hardware, components and specifications and the machine's function..

It's in no way associated with wizardry.. It's the first rule of life.. It's called "Know Your World" (kuw) - pronounced 'koy'

EngineSamuels:
nah am nt a sexist, ar women nt d cause of problem in d world? Right 4rm d beginin

btw, wat's d meanin of ISTISM, dint find it on google

Stop drinking Ijebu garri... And make sure your search address is <http://google.com/>, and not <google.desktop/search101101.c:.d:./auth:0/>

And mind you, 101101 is a binary code which represents the local IPA beneath your OS, it depends of your device, host-server and location.

Ebayray:



Lol... Me am jes neutral... M non aligned to both d sexes....


I don't even blame guys for everything neida am I mean..


I can neva be a feminist.... Impossicant.

Oh really? Okay, I accept..

Ebayray:




Hmmmm, all ladies are feminist?!!!! Am not a feminist....

Am a girl with a difference...m different in a million ways....


Nt all guys are sexists.... Nt even ma broda...



Nt all guys are perverts...



Young man, dis statement is unsound nd invalid cos it has no logical proof.


# case dismissed.



Next!!!!!!.

Lol..

I'm not a feminist, neither am I a sexist. I'm a racist tho', a capitalist too.

This is where my article talked about Istism. As a guy, we blame women for all the problem in this world; that's sexism, and as a girl, we blame guys for everything, we want gender equality, we prefer being mean with men; that's feminism..

From his point of view, he's a mental activist. Promoting his interest and despising yours.. And you, you're trying to be logical and illogical just to promote your interest.

SwagkingDope:

According to her,these are her exact words 'makeup is my ion'

nd i was lyk WTB?

makeup is my ion too.. It's cool