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sleekch1c(f): 1:32am On Jan 14, 2013
His blokos see kweshion angry angry angry
sleekch1c(f): 4:15am On Jan 10, 2013
@op, u sound like the evil one....leave those ppl alone and get a life...duh!
sleekch1c(f): 3:19am On Jan 10, 2013
Goodluck with that search
sleekch1c(f): 3:00am On Jan 10, 2013
@op, if ur intuition tells u dat he is a player, then he is.
sleekch1c(f): 2:42am On Jan 10, 2013
And how are you sure that you are fertile as a man? Find out abt yourself b4 crucifying a woman that was honest with u. With the rate u men carry infections arnd these days, who knws u might actually be the one with a big problem. Joker!
sleekch1c(f): 12:32am On Jan 10, 2013
promire2004: @op, to answer your question, I'm gonna rephrase it to "how much of your past should your spouse know"? Well, for individuals who are ready to walk down the aisle, there is every need for openness and honesty. It's pathetic that the essence of marriage is rather superficial than in-depth. Most times, we are carried away about how fly and glamorous the wedding would be without thinking deeply of the challenges of marriage. What I'm trying to say here is this: without trust, understanding and tolerance, a relationship is bound to fail. No-one is perfect, hence it's necessary that we get our minds prepared for worst and unimaginable stories. Before you seek to know the truth about someone, you should be prepared to handle whatever it is with maturity and wisdom. Why should one get critical and judgemental when you ain't righteous yourself. Fine, you may be nice and without "blemish" at the moment, but don't be too confident, lest you fall.
Confess ur sins to God and leave the past to the past. Simples.....some truths are better left where they belong. Why dig up a can of worms?
sleekch1c(f): 6:56pm On Jan 08, 2013
Made dat mistake once....it was my wallet but thank God it didnt happen at nigeria grin grin grin
sleekch1c(f): 9:02pm On Jan 07, 2013
Greater is the love than that of one who wld lay down his life for another.
End time christians grin grin
@op, sure I will.
sleekch1c(f): 1:03pm On Dec 31, 2012
Am I d only one dat observed dat almost all the rules were meant for women to keep? So basically d man can be a loose cannon while d woman's role is to walk on egg shells arnd him? So only a woman can make a marriage sucessful? The reason y advices like dis will always fail is because it is one-sided while marriage involves 2 ppl.#smh
sleekch1c(f): 5:56pm On Dec 24, 2012
FCT
sleekch1c(f): 12:46am On Dec 11, 2012
Yomieluv: I once heard that too,that the safety pin is meant to ward off evil spirit from possessing the foetus.
What I don't know is,if its peculiar to Nigeria alone.
If my wife gets pregnant,I will make also make her put on the safety pin,I can't risk having a baby possessed by evil spirit.its better to be called an African man,and have a good child.
GET WISDOM!

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sleekch1c(f): 2:21pm On Dec 09, 2012
yinkaGreen:

E PAIN AM!
Shediot.
sleekch1c(f): 2:08pm On Dec 09, 2012
NovusHomo:

Just dazzled you with brilliance little whor^*g tart.

Did u have to mention the profession dat u were born in? Proud of ur heritage aint ya?
sleekch1c(f): 1:53pm On Dec 09, 2012
Emmyk: I'l take you seriously when you learn ur spellings well. Rubbish!


It was a typo......dumbo.
sleekch1c(f): 1:07am On Dec 08, 2012
Emmyk: Geez! @Op, this is no more news.. It's been on Nairaland since lastyear.. #walks off#

nice seeing u too....now we dnt have to be plagued by ur body odor here....walking off was an exellent decision.
sleekch1c(f): 1:05am On Dec 08, 2012
yinkaGreen: *removes cobweb from thread* le Bleep what were u thinkn poster, diggin up old news jus so u have a thread to create. Smh...


oh go suck a lemon u bitter little missus! angry angry angry angry
sleekch1c(f): 6:01pm On Dec 07, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin
O.M.E:
Saw the 1st episode of her reality show this afternoon...she is just trying to copy foreign celebrities..imagine her buying a house on the 1st episode for that matter..she no get house before the reality show abi she dey wait till the show begins before she buys it..abeg bottom line remains that it was FAKE!!!
sleekch1c(f): 5:58pm On Dec 07, 2012
NovusHomo: Accent of what language? Igbo? Efik? Bariba? Ibibio? Yoruba? Ebira? Egun?...Bull crap!
and the award for the dumbest comment goes to......... cheesy cheesy
sleekch1c(f): 5:43pm On Dec 07, 2012
ha,makes no difference to me.....i actually prefer frnd because those guys dat wld introduce a girl as wife-to-be when they are just dating are the worst crooks! grin grin

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sleekch1c(f): 5:36pm On Dec 07, 2012
sherry lo: 5th sexiest ko, sexfull ni
post-colonial trauma....pele!
sleekch1c(f): 5:35pm On Dec 07, 2012
Joey82: from what the op wrote, i think they are refering to yoruba accent especially with the mention of KSA and Omotola.
as far as i know, there's no general identifiable nigerian accent.
you think so because u re nigerian. angry angry
sleekch1c(f): 5:32pm On Dec 07, 2012
victor-NR-ceo:
Stop ing mediocrity,speaking in the right diction makes u sound more intellectual,of course,by default makes u sound like d british/american. Besides,nigeria is too diversified in accent,perhaps that's d reason we couldn't make it to d dictionary. We just have to accept that,n stop being vehemently stubborn. Now,check dis out,instead let's embrace pidgin english,anyway it's creative. Forcing our idiotic and stupid accents,I'm sorry,I meant plentiful accents to one another ears will persist to cause d ugliness of tribalism.
quit self-hate!
sleekch1c(f): 5:27pm On Dec 07, 2012
chinnyonwu: Wrong information. The people dem use compile that info don jet out of the country like 100times each and so the main naija accent don comot plenry from their mouth. If dem wan sabi if we accent sezee make dem carry typical Igbo or Baba Ijebu .

chai,never knew nigerians hated everything about them this much.
on a more serious note,my 2nd thread since i came on this site and it made front page.....YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
sleekch1c(f): 3:04pm On Dec 07, 2012
SWEET LEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sleekch1c(f): 2:46pm On Dec 07, 2012
In the unending pursuit of love, or its less eternal surrogate, the right accent can be as attractive as bright eyes, a beaming smile and a parabolic backside.

For world travelers, a far-flung tongue promises the unknown, confirms the known and dispels the thought-we-knew.

Does our highly scientific survey exclude your favorite accent? Vote on our Facebook poll.

But no accent is sexy when it’s strong enough to crush a beer can. Which means not all accents are created equal.

It’s estimated that there are nearly 7,000 languages on earth. That’s nearly 7,000 different ways to traipse clumsily through the English language -- or to sex it up like a Justin Timberlake song wrapped in chocolate cleavage.

Which begs our list of the world’s sexiest brogues. Some of you may have a legitimate case for inclusion in the top twelve. Others -- we’re looking at you, Vietgermans -- do not.


Our also-rans included Putonghua (especially when Taiwanese women speak it in gentle tones), Australian (as appealing as warm Foster's to some, tantalizingly exotic to others) and Japanese (the language of repressed salarymen is also strangely designed for pillow talk).


Because when it comes to accents, there are no absolutes. Except that Bronx English is absolutely horrible.

12. Argentine
The bad news: she finds your bad breath and dirty elbows repulsive. The good news: it sounded totally hot when she told you.


Famous tongues: Fernando Lamas, Gabriela Sabatini

A historical refuge for Spaniards, Italians and Germans, the hyper-libidinous South Ameripean melting pot of Argentina has cultivated a proud, pouty tone. With its own pronunciation of Spanish letters (“ll” sounds like “shh”) and its own words (“you” is “vos”), this is a dialect that’s hard to get. (Or at least plays that way.)

Sounds like: A tightly tuned guitar of G-strings strummed by a lamb shank

11. Thai
He not only floats like a butterfly, he speaks like one, too.

Famous tongues: Tony Jaa, Tata Young

With five tones comprising their native speech, the traffickers of this often fragile accent turn any language into a song of seduction. Thai is largely monosyllabic, so multi-beat foreign words get extra emphases right up until the last letter, which is often left off, leaving the listener wanting more. (Or at least asking “Huh?” lustfully.)

Sounds like: R-rated karaoke

10. Trinidadian
If their accents don't seduce you, their mon boobs will.

Famous tongues: Nikki Minaj, Billy Ocean

For fetishists of oddball sexuality, the Caribbean island of Trinidad offers an undulating, melodic gumbo of pan-African, French, Spanish, Creole and Hindi dialects that, when adapted for English, is sex on a pogo stick.

Sounds like: A rubber life raft bobbing on a sea of steel drums

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9. Brazilian Portuguese
She screams, she scores!

Famous tongues: Alice Braga, Anderson Silva

Perhaps owing to its freedom from French influence, the Brazilian Portuguese accent has a more colorful, puerile flair than its coarser European counterpart. The resulting yowl of drawn-out vowels reveals a flirty freedom of spirit that sounds like a permanent vacation.

Sounds like: The near, then far, then near again hum of a low-wattage vacuum cleaner that runs on dance sweat



8. U.S. Southern
Y'all, we love it when y'all call us y'all. Especially when y'all are wearing orange chaps.

Famous tongues: Matthew McConaughy, Britney Spears

There’s nothing sexy about being in a hurry, and you could clock the growth rate of grass with the honeyed drawl -- less Tea Party, more “True Blood” -- of a Southern beau or belle.

Sounds like: Molasses taking a smoking break

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7. Oxford British
"Down to your last pair of socks then, what?"


Famous tongues: Hugh Laurie, Sienna Miller

Authoritative. Upright. Erudite. Scholarly. Few accents promise the upward nobility of the Queen’s English. It’s a take on the language that sets hearts devoted to James Bond and Hermione Granger aflutter. And, should the speaker fail to slake your most wanton desires, eh, at least you’ll learn something.

Sounds like: A crisply ironed shirt playing a harp

Where does French land? Who has the sexiest accent? Click on to find out.

6. Irish
Just lay off the leprechaun jokes and you'll be fine.

Famous tongues: Colin Farrell, Andrea Corr

Valued slightly more in men than in women, the Irish brogue is a lilting, lyrical articulation that’s charming, if not exotic. Fluid and uplifting, it can swing from vulnerable to threatening over the course of a sentence, restoring your faith in the world again … right before it stabs you with a broken bottle top.

Sounds like: A marauding pixie




5. Nigerian
Some Nigerians are actually worth giving your bank information to.

Famous tongues: King Sunny Adé, Omotola Jalade Ekeinde

Dignified, with just a hint of willful naiveté, the deep, rich “oh’s” and “eh’s” of Naija bend the English language without breaking it, arousing tremors in places other languages can’t reach. Kinda makes the occasional phone scam worth the swindle.

Sounds like: The THX intro with teeth


4. Czech
Smoky eyes? Czech. Intrguing history? Czech. Meat-flavored accent? Czech.

Famous tongues: Petra Nemcova, Jaromír Jágr

Like Russian, without the nettlesome history of brutal, iron-fisted despotism, Czech is a smoky, full-bodied vocal style that goes well with most meats. Murky and mysterious, the Bohemian tone is equal parts carnal desire and carnival roustabout.

Sounds like: Count Dracula, secret agent

3. Spanish
"¿Número tres? ¿Qué clase de idiota eres?" Ah, no one rejects us so hotly.

Famous tongues: Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz

Sensual and beckoning, but with the ion to unleash hell kept just barely restrained, Castilian is like a dialectic Hoover Dam. But then there’s the lisp. Tender, vulnerable and cute as a baby’s hangnail -- no one owns the “th” sound formed by tongue and teeth like those who speak the language of Cervantes.

Sounds Like: An outboard motor on Lake Paella

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2. French
Even when they pout it sounds good.


Famous tongues: Sophie Marceau, Jean Reno

The demotion of this perennial prizewinner of global brogues to second place may illustrate the declining sexuality of Old World petulance. Still, the come-hither condescension and fiery disinterest of the French tongue remains paradoxically erotic.

Sounds like: A 30-year-old teenager



1. Italian
Even when bathing in a fountain, a romance language is a romance language.


Famous tongues: Monica Bellucci, Alessandro Del Piero

Raw, unfiltered and as grabby to ears as its president is to rears, the Italian accent is a vowelgasm that reflects the spectrum of Italic experience: the fire of its bellicose beginnings … the romance of the Renaissance … the dysfunction of anything resembling a government since Caesar. Insatiable, predatory and possessive, this is sex as a second language.

Sounds like: A Ferrari saxophone

Which is your favorite accent? Vote here on our Facebook poll.

First published August 2011, updated November 2012
SOURCE-http://travel.cnn.com/explorations/life/worlds-sexiest-accents-130333








Why we hate our accents and try to sound american or British, somewhere we re being rated one of the sexiest accents in the world....let us love and embrace our accent. something good abt 9ja at last...lol, what do you think? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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sleekch1c(f): 5:37pm On Dec 05, 2012
lots of super-dumb comments. women,serving him food wnt secure him,a dog is a dog even when u dress him in designer clothes.
nigerian men,empty vessels with delusion of grandeur cheesy cheesy cheesy

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sleekch1c(f): 7:24pm On Dec 03, 2012
[b][/b][color=#006600][/color]china is moving forward with new innovations....Nigerian guys are here arguing and clinging on to non-existent male superiority. buncha clowns! strongest gender in the west of Africa,what have ye done with ur strength? tongue tongue tongue tongue
sleekch1c(f): 12:13am On Nov 28, 2012
princemaicheal: Sometimes we tend to accept evry research done by international media.quote"...cheating is not an accidental pleasure neither is it a forceful action.It is preconceived nurtured,managed and tactfully executed...".This may be correct in the western world but here is different.The socio-economic realities are different here,a woman or man has alot of reasons to cheat in this part of the world and does not necessary need to pre-conceive and be in a S.W.A.T team to do that.

DUMB! DUMB!! DUMB!!!

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sleekch1c(f): 8:07pm On Nov 25, 2012
hello house,i graduated from NAU,Awka. read industrial chemistry '12 set but left 9ja immediately after my clearance,i plan to come back for nysc tho...any zikite in here?
sleekch1c(f): 11:17pm On Oct 31, 2012
angry
Elebiju: My wife's name is my security code but that doesn't stop me from bleeping my neighbour and when she calls my wife always picks it for me so what!!!!!
A classic idiat .....may u be cheated out of every good thing. U break ur vows yet u are not remorseful. I wonder the kind of upbringing u hope to give ur children. cry
sleekch1c(f): 9:16pm On Oct 31, 2012
james1: Oh shut [email protected] talk like a child.
@poster,you did that at an age when your hormones were on end,I can overlook that cos at 16 the world of relationships is not what you have any real grasp of,that was and still is an age of gross experimentation by males and females.a time when lust and mad crushes rule one's world.
Now this is what,your ex or whatever he is now did not know that;I can understand his ignorance,why the hell was he expecting the seriousness of an adult from a teen,just 16 then is something for his own imagination only.
Babes,whatever you did then is wrong but know that any teen having s*x could have done that;forgive yourself and move on with your life,YOU HAVE YOUR LIFE IN FRONT OF YOU.
sallah Ram angry angry

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