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Masterviolence:
Another mass bombing of women and children has begun.

Before a single Hamas member will be killed, dozens, if not hundreds of innocent civilians would have been killed.

Most moral army my arse.

If the IDF have carried out this operation with minimal casualties, I would care less about the situation, but purposefully dropping bombs on innocent civilians is a much bigger act of terrorism.
How can Russia including Ukraine with both countries having more fire power than Israel can only imagine, has fought a war for more than 2 years with minimal casualties than Israel in 5 months.

Your name says it all, Masterviolence. F.ucking t.errorist, Hamas sympathisers

Thank you OP for this enlightenment.
Please I'll like to know if the OSIN or OSHI in OSINBAJO and OSHINEYE means King according to the explanations you made. If not, kindly give the meaning of later.

duro4chang:

There are many Yorùbá names whose meanings are now lost due to the fact that the words forming their roots are no longer in use.
For instance, ask the young Master Ọlọ́pàádé the meaning of his name and he will probably tell you that his name means “the policeman has come“. Ask Mr. Ọlọ́paádé, his father, and he would probably tell you it means “the owner of the staff has come“. The two of them would be wrong as Ọlọ́pàádé actually means “the Ọpa (re|re) devotee has come“. The same goes for all other Ọpa names like Opadotun. Those names show that the ancestors of the bearers of the names were worshippers or devotees of the Ọpa Cult otherwise called Awo Ọpa, one of the religious cults or secret societies proscribed by the British in colonial days.

Or imagine another scenario: Pastor Ọbáfẹ́mi (re|mi|mi|re), the pastor of a Pentecostal church, is asking Deacon Ògúnyẹmí to change his name because he believes that the name of the deacon is associated with Ògún, an idol (so-called), without realizing that his own name is also idolatrous in its origin.

Even Professor Wọlé Ṣóyínká in his book “The Man Died” gave the meaning of his surname Ṣóyínká to be “surrounded by wizards“. This is far from being the case. Names like Soyinka, Sonuga etc. do not derive from “Oṣó“(wizard) but rather they derive from Òrìṣà-Oko, the Yorùbá deity of agriculture.
The name Ṣóyínká in full is Òrìṣàokoyínká which became shortened by a gradual declension to Ṣóókóyínká, Ṣóyímiká and finally to Ṣóyínká. It is the same for all the other “Ṣóó…” names.
If a whole Professor Ṣóyínká, a master of literature and language can be thus mistaken on the derivation and meaning of his own name, what about we lesser mortals. It is in order to put these various misconceptions right that I am publishing this little work via this medium.

This list is by no means exhaustive and others inputs are welcome so it can be in writing for generations yet unborn so that the knowledge of the meaning of our names will not die out.
Also, if you want to know the meaning of your Yorùbá name, you are welcome to ask.
Àgbà ò ní tán lórílẹ̀ (the elders’ wise counsel will never be scarce in our midst).

The “Okù” (re|do) names like Okusanya, Okusaga etc are not derived from “Òkú” (dò|mí), a dead person. They are derived from “Okù“, the Ijebu deity of wealth which corresponds to “Ajé“, the Ọ̀yọ́ Yorùbá deity of wealth. Thus, Okùsànyà means the deity of wealth has rewarded me for my sufferings and not dead person has rewarded me for my sufferings.

Ọrẹ̀ (re|do)names like Oresanya. They do not derive from Ọ̀rẹ́, (dò|mí), friend, but from Ọrẹ̀, (re|do), a deity. A phrase like “A kìí ọmọ Ọrẹ̀ bọ Ọrẹ̀” (you don’t use the child of Ọrẹ̀ to propitiate Ọrẹ̀) comes to mind.

Igbin names like Onigbinde etc do not derive from ìgbín (do|mi), snail, but rather from Igbin, (re|re), a drum beaten for the Òrìṣàálá or Ọbàtálá worship. The ancestors of people bearing these names were drummers for Òrìṣàálá worshippers.

Ọ̀pẹ̀ (do|do) names like Opetola do not derive from Ọ̀pẹ, (do|re), palm tree, but rather from Ọ̀pẹ̀, (do|do), an Ifá appellation.

Ọnà (re|do) Onasanya; these names are not derived from ọ̀nà (road) but they derive from Ọnà (craft). The name bearers of these names would be people who were craftsmen like sculptors etc in their origin.

Alalade (re|mi|do|do|mi) does not derive from àlá (do|mi), dream, but derives from Àlà (do|do), white, symbol of purity – the insignia of the Òrìṣàálá or Ọbàtálá deity and it means the owner of àlá has come, the Òrìṣàálá devotee has come and not the dreamer has come as many have supposed it means.

Elégbèdé does not derive from egbé (re|mí) – the supposed magical means of teleporting – and is not supposed to be pronounced as Elégbédé (re|mi|mi|mi) as Sunny Ade sang it in one of the records, on the Erelú of Lagos. The name is derived from ègbè (do|do) meaning . Thus, the name is more properly pronounced as Elégbèédé (re|mi|do|mi|mi) – the defender, the one who will fight or my cause has come.

Onipede (re|mi|do|mi|mi) does not derive from ìpẹ́ (do|mi) fish scales, but derives from ìpẹ̀ (do|do) – consolation. So, it should not be pronounced as Onípẹ̀dẹ́ (re|mi|do|mi) the owner of scales has come but rather as Onípẹ̀ẹ́dẹ́ (re|mi|do|mi|mi) – the consoler has come.

Baba (re|re) and Ọba (re|re) name such Babasanmi, Babafemi Obasanjo do not derive from father or king. They both derive their roots from Ṣọ̀npọ̀nná, the deity of small-pox, which used to be referred to in reverent tone in olden days as Baba so that he would not kill them. If you will recall, in olden times, the marks left on the faces of anyone who recovered from small-pox attack used to be referred to as Ila-Baba, that is father’s marks.
In Chief Olúṣẹ́gun Ọbásanjọ́’s book, My Watch, he gave us an insight into the origin of the names starting with Ọba. Such names are related to Ọbalúaiyé (also calledṢọ̀npọ̀nná), the deity of smallpox. So the Ọba in Ọbasanjọ́, and Ọbafẹ́mi, is derived from Ọbalúaiyé and not from king.
So, Pastor Ọbafẹ́mi, in the hypothetical case mentioned above would do well to remove the his own eyes first by changing his own name first before insisting that Deacon Ògúnyẹmí should change his name.

Oloko (re|mi|do) does not derive from the word ọkọ̀ (re|do) – lorry or canoe and it does not mean the owner of a lorry or the owner of canoe, but it derives from the word ọ̀kọ̀ (do|do) – spear, and it means the owner, master or lord of the spear. It is a war title which has become a name. It is the title borne by the group of warriors whose chosen weapons of warfare is the spare.

Adekogbe (re|mi|do|mi) does not mean the crown rejects excreta as the word ìgbẹ́ (do|mi) in the name does not mean excreta; rather it means a bush or a light forest. The name means the crown rejects the bush, that is to say a prince shouldn’t be involved in manual labour or farming activities. Adékọ̀gbẹ́ is a name much favoured by the Ìjẹ̀bú, as they are of all Yorùbá tribes a tribe that is more averse to farm work or manual labour than any of the other Yorùbá tribes. They prefer to trade instead.

Adé (re|mi) names like Adeboye Adebayo, Adebola are not derived from Adé (crown) but rather they are derived from the verb dé which means to come. Adébóyè means he who came at a time when chieftaincy has just entered into the family. Adébáyọ̀ means he who comes to meet when a thing of joy has just come into the family and Adébọ́lá means he who comes to meet when wealth has just come into the family.

Apart from the misconstrued names, there are other names whose meanings are now recondite as many people no longer know what the names mean.
Sadare, Sadela etc, these names derive from the Òrìṣàálá otherwise called Ọbàtálá deity. Ṣàdáre is an hyphenated form of Òrìṣàdáre. The word Orisha whenever used alone invariably refers to Ọbàtálá otherwise called Òrìṣànlá. So, those names are names of people named after the Òrìṣàálá deity. Ṣàdáre then would mean Ọbàtálá has vindicated (me). Ṣàdẹ̀kó would mean that an Ọbàtálá worshipper has arrived at Èkó (Lagos). Ṣàdẹ̀là would mean Ọbàtálá has arrived into wealth.
Akeredolu (re|mi|mi|re|mi) means he who reduces himself in order to become a king. He who humbles himself to become a king like the title of that play “She Stoops To Conquer” by Oliver Goldsmith.
Adewuyiì (re|mi|re|do) means the crown grows honour, that is, the crown produces honour.
Olofa (re|mi|do) means the owner of arrows or the master or lord of arrows. It is another war title that has become a name and it is the title given to those whose weapons of war in battle is the bow and arrow, that is archers.

Alokolaro (re|mi|re|mi|do|mi) means he who has a large farm and also has a cooperative society to assist him to do the farm work. Aarọ́ is a cooperative system among the Yorùbá whereby the agree to work tly in the farm of each member of the group in turn until they have finished the farm-work of all the .

Olowe (re|mi|do) means he who has an ọ̀wẹ̀ (do|do) cooperative group. Ọ̀wẹ̀ is another type of cooperative society whereby the assist each other to work in the farm of each other. Olowe is thus somebody who has a large number of people at his beck and call whom he can call upon to assist him any time in his farm or other work

Apara (re|re|re) is short for Apara-ogun-bí–ẹní-palé (re|re|re|re|re|mi|re|mi|re|mi) implies he who sets war at naught. It means literally somebody who gets ready for war as easily as other people get ready for home affairs.

Okoya (re|mi|re) means the hoe has torn into pieces. It is an Àbíkú name. It implies an imploration to the Àbíkú not to die again as the hoe for burial has torn into pieces.

Ọkọ́ṣẹ́ means the hoe has broken, same as Ọkọ́ya.

Popoola (mi|mi|re|mi) means the avenue of Honour or nobility. Pópó (mi|mi) means a broad street or avenue, Ọlá means honour or nobility.

Adesiyan (re|mi|re|re) means the crown is good.

Adelabu (re|mi|mi) means the crown has ed through the deep (the sea).

Banmeke (mi|re|mi|mi) means hold or sustain the rafter of the house with me. Ẹkẹ (re|re) is the underlying structure upon which the leaves used to roof the house was be placed. It served the purpose now served by the rafter as forming the superstructure of the roof. It thus a very important part of the house or family.

Falade (mi|re|mi) means the god of divination has intermingled with royalty, probably a name given to a child who was born of an Ifá priesthood parent and a royal parent, like the mother of the first

Olowu (re|mi|re) who being a princess married his father’s priest.

Oláníyan (re|mi|mi|re) means nobility has swagger, that is to say noble people have a special way in which they carry themselves.

Adeleke or Délékè (re|mi|mi|do) means he who comes to become a very important part of the house. Eke (the rafter) being the superstructure of the roof. The Adé there is not crown but is from the verb dé meaning to come or arrive.

Oluwusi (re|mi|do|do) means kingship has increased.
Adebosin (re|mi|mi|do) means he that came to meet kingship.
Osinbajo (re|do|mi|do|do) – Ọṣìn-bọ̀-làjò – means the king has returned from a journey. Ọṣìn (re|do) means king. Bọ̀ means to come back from àjò (do|do) which means a journey.
Asaju or Aṣíwájú (re|re|mi|mi) means the leader of the van. It is the war title of the chief of the unit that fights at the head of the army.
Seriki derived from the Hausa word for king Sarkin. He is the head of all the junior war chiefs.
Sarumi (do|do|mi) is another war title given to the head of the Cavalry, that is the unit of the army that fight with horses or on horseback.
Aláásà (re|mi|mi|do) is a war title that has now become a name. It does not refer to aasa tobacco, but to asà (re|do) the shield. Aláásà means the owner or lord of the shield, that is the shield bearer, perhaps of the king.

Sadipe or. Òrìṣàdípẹ̀. The deity (Obatala) has used this one (the newly born baby) to console by using him to replace a loss recently suffered by the family.

Sonibare (mi|re|mi|mi) – Ṣọ́-ẹni-tí–ò-nbá-ṣe-ọ̀rẹ́ – means be careful in choosing whom you allow to get close to you.

Eesuola (do|mi|mi|re|mi) means the pool that is the reservoir of honour or nobility.

Bangbegbin (mi|re|mi|do) means assist me to carry the Igbin. It is a name borne by drummers for Orisala worship. (Igbin is the drum beaten in the worship of Òrìṣàálá/Ọbàtálá deity).

Tẹ̀là (Tẹ̀llà) (do|do) – Tẹ̀ẹ́-kó-là (do|mi|mi|do) – is a name borne only by Ọ̀yọ́ princes and it means bend or bow in order to become wealthy.

Oladoyinbo (re|mi|do|do|mi) – Ọlá-da-iyì-bòó – means Honour surrounds him.

Olasope (re|mi|re|mi) means honour has emerged completely.

Kotoye (do|mi|mi) is short for Kò-tó-yẹ́-sí (do|mi|mi|mi), which means not worthy of being honoured, a name given to a child believed to be an Àbíkú because the Yorùbá believe that such a child if shown any love or regard by being given sweet and affectionate names would go back to his group of bad children but if shown he is despised and of scant regard and is expected by his parents to die anytime, he would stay; because Abikus have a perverse tendency to do just the opposite of what you expect them to do. For that reason, they are given derogatory names like Kòtóyẹ́sí Ajá (dog) etc.
Bamgbose (mi|re|mi|mi) means assist me in carrying the Oṣe, that is Sango’s wand. It is a name given to children born by Ṣàngó
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Olowoshako:
Which language people mistake you for?.

I'm mostly mistaken to be an Igbo / Eastern. I'm Yoruba but my complexion & body build why people usually think so

alabo1:

These people are so dumb. Most don't know that Israel is not a Christian nation. I pity ignorance

WHAT IS A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY?

EVEN CHRISTIANITY ISN'T A RELIGION. IT IS A WAY OF LIFE

ISRAEL IS A JEWISH NATION

ALL THE PROPHETS IN THE HOLY SCRIPTURES BOTH BIBLE & QURAN ARE JEWISH

JESUS CHRIST WAS A JEW

BEEN JEWISH IS A TRIBE

JUDAISM IS WHAT THEIR RELIGION IS CALLED

JESUS CHRIST PRACTISED JUDAISM

JESUS CHRIST TAUGHT IN THE SYNAGOGUE

LIKE OTHER PROPHETS, JESUS CHRIST SHOWED THEM THE WILL OF THE FATHER BUT THEY REJECTED HIM, HENCE THEY KILLED HIM

JEWS ARE VERY CRITICAL IN GOD'S PLAN EVEN IN THE END TIME

LOVE THE NATION OF ISRAEL AT YOUR OWN RISK

HATE THE NATION OF ISRAEL AT YOUR OWN RISK

SHALOM

God1000:
Good, Israel is lucky to have the world's foremost superpower as the closest and most important ally.

But this two-state solution to Israeli-Palestinian conflict won't be easy to achieve, Israel isn't interested or ready for that.

Donald trump made a big mistake by moving US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, a highly disputed territory

I'm glad that president biden is meeting Palestinian president, something Donald trump would never do

Israel should stop using excessive force on Palestinians, I will never modern day apartheid.

The holy bible doesn't teach us to hate people of other faiths, Palestinians are so helpless right now.

The death of American Palestinian Al-Jazeera journalist in the hands of Israeli forces this year and the attack on her coffin doesn't portray Israel well, mourners and pallbearers carrying her casket were beaten and humiliated by Israeli police.

Enough of senseless killings, we're all human beings, don't degrade and dehumanise people of other faiths/ creed, tribe and race.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

IT SEEMS YOU FOLLOW ALJAZEERA LIKE 5&6

DONALD TRUMP DID WHAT MANY PAST US PRESIDENTS ARE AFRAID OF DOING

PALESTINIANS NEVER ACCEPT DIALOGUE, THEY'VE BEEN REJECTING PEACE DEALS SINCE BRITISH DIVIDE LINES

ALL OF JERUSALEM BELONG TO ISRAEL.

THE MISTAKE ISRAEL MADE IS WHY THEY DIDN'T DESTROY THE NONSENSE DOME OF THE ROCK (AL-AQSA MOSQUE) THAT WAS BUILT ON SOLOMON'S TEMPLE AFTER DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE AND WARS OF 1967

GOD BLESS NIGERIA
GOD BLESS ISRAEL
GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

damimola:
Hi Bro,
Let me advise you to be VERY patient with each other. You don't have a problem, its probably because both of you are new to the act.
Talk to you wife, use your hand to doing a lot of stimulation on her organ/opening.
Do not be anxious to penetrate her, let her get well lubricated. Communicate with her, ask her where she likes to be touched i.e. the erogenous part. Work on her breast, neckline etc. She needs to get really aroused and wet. Then you can use your hand to gently widen her.
Please do not be in an hurry or under pressure, keep your mind focus on her and not on your erection.
If your erection comes down, it will come up in the heat of the moment. When she is a little wide and wet, use your P.head to play around the opening till it feels comfortable to go in.
With this few point am sure you will be fine.
Again , do not be in an hurry and don't be under pressured. Talk to your wife what you want to do. Communication is the key.
If she is not getting wet, you can get KY gel from pharmacy, it will help but let thing follow naturally.

Follow the above advise, do lots of romance, kissing, handling, play with her 2 nipples, gently stroke her clit.oris/vag.ina, let her hold & feel your p.enis, she must be wet & once she's wet, you will enter for sure no matter how tiny her v.a.g.i.n.a is.
It happens to first timers.

CuteMike01:
If you ever had the opportunity to date a celebrity of your choice , who would that be and why? For me I would choose Arianna grande. That girl is too sweet. No blame me o. Na her type I dey like .

Over to you which celeb would you like to date?

Modified : Pls share your reasons along side your crushes to keep the vibe alive. By the way pictures speak louder than words. Thanks

Lalasticlala

Jackie Appiah, I love her eye balls
Omotola, she's sexy
Rihanna, bad bitch

Phenomenal16:
...Anu mpamu
I no blame u shaa

No vex. Lol... let's be friends dear.

Phenomenal16:
...lol
Only $200 u r making noise

The OP has forgotten that you make much more than that sleeping around in just one week

ikorodureporta:


Source: https://thenationonlineng.net/two-ogun-pupils-die-allegedly-after-taking-deworming-drugs/

My brother's daughter who attends Lisabi Grammar School in Abeokuta also managed to get home from school when she took the deworming drug.
She hasn't gone to school for two days now, though she didn't vomit but she was assisted by her friends to get home as she became very weak.

Those kids definitely died from complications from that drug.
If they investigated very well, some of those pupils from that school must have fell sick and absent from school. That nobody reported a case doesn't mean it didn't happen.

hollaryincar:
Allahu Akbar

Anytime I hear the nonsense above, I have a feeling that someone's head is about to be beheaded or some throats about to be cut or rather a suicide bomber is nearby.

Religion of piss causing troubles everywhere all over the world.

The Israel Defense Forces (IDF; Hebrew: צְבָא הַהֲגָנָה לְיִשְׂרָאֵל‎ About this soundTsva ha-Hagana le-Yisra'el, lit. "The Army of Defense for Israel"; Arabic: جيش الدفاع الإسرائيلي‎), commonly known in Israel by the Hebrew acronym Tzahal (צה״ל‎), are the military forces of the State of Israel. They consist of the ground forces, air force, and navy. It is the sole military wing of the Israeli security forces, and has no civilian jurisdiction within Israel. The IDF is headed by its Chief of General Staff, the Ramatkal, subordinate to the Defense Minister of Israel; Lieutenant General (Rav Aluf) Aviv Kochavi has served as Chief of Staff since January 15, 2019.

An order from Defense Minister David Ben-Gurion on 26 May 1948 officially set up the Israel Defense Forces as a conscript army formed out of the paramilitary group Haganah, incorporating the militant groups Irgun and Lehi. The IDF has served in all of Israel's major military operations—including the 1948 Arab–Israeli War, 1951–1956 Retribution operations, 1956 Sinai War, 1964–1967 War over Water, 1967 Six-Day War, 1967–1970 War of Attrition, 1968 Battle of Karameh, 1973 Operation Spring of Youth, 1973 Yom Kippur War, 1976 Operation Entebbe, 1978 Operation Litani, 1982 Lebanon War, 1982–2000 South Lebanon conflict, 1987–1993 First Intifada, 2000–2005 Second Intifada, 2002 Operation Defensive Shield, 2006 Lebanon War, 2008–2009 Operation Cast Lead, 2012 Operation Pillar of Defense, and 2014 Operation Protective Edge. According to GlobalSecurity.org, the number of wars and border conflicts in which the IDF has been involved in its short history makes it one of the most battle-trained armed forces in the world.[7] While originally the IDF operated on three fronts—against Lebanon and Syria in the north, Jordan and Iraq in the east, and Egypt in the south—after the 1979 Egyptian–Israeli Peace Treaty, it has concentrated its activities in southern Lebanon and the Palestinian Territories, including the First and the Second Intifada.

The Israel Defense Forces is unique in its inclusion of mandatory conscription of women. The IDF is one of Israeli society's most prominent institutions, influencing the country's economy, culture and political scene. In 1965, the Israel Defense Forces was awarded the Israel Prize for its contribution to education.[8] The IDF uses several technologies developed in Israel, many of them made specifically to match the IDF's needs, such as the Merkava main battle tank, Achzarit armoured personnel carrier, high tech weapons systems, the Iron Dome missile defense system, Trophy active protection system for vehicles, and the Galil and Tavor assault rifles. The Uzi submachine gun was invented in Israel and used by the IDF until December 2003, ending a service that began in 1954. Since 1967, the IDF has had close military relations with the United States,[9] including development cooperation, such as on the F-15I jet, THEL laser defense system, and the Arrow missile defense system.

The Israel Defense Forces are believed to have had an operational nuclear weapons capability since 1967, possibly possessing between 80 and 400 nuclear weapons,[10] with delivery systems forming a nuclear triad, of plane launched-missiles, Jericho III intercontinental ballistic missiles and submarine launched cruise missiles.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Defense_Forces[b][/b]

light099:
I feel your pain son, and you're not wrong to have thought it this way. It should be the exact pursuit of any man planning to get married to settle for the best and not for the less.
You're pursuing a noble cause that has been since those old days when a woman discovered not to be a virgin on wedding night brought shame to herself and her parents.
The sad news is, white cuckolds have defiled our noble tradition with their simpish western culture, this has turned most Nigerian men into staunch irers of fairy used and over used pussies.
New generation of African men are gradually turning into sorry-ass cuckolds. Our rich tradition handed down to us by our forefathers is being thrown to the wind.
We now live in a generation where women gallantly take advantage of men. Men are the cash cows while bitches live large.

Except your parents honour your belief, I would have advised you to carry on with the wedding. Most people would see you as a psychotic and persecute you. It's hard pursuing such a noble cause in this kind of generation.
If you're lucky enough that she's not yet lost all her tightness or exceeded her elasticity, as not to retain your preeck or give you the needed grip for pleasure, just manage it that way and carry on.
Thinking about how her punna has been used to play PIANO by men would only add to the pain.
Although you might eventually get what you want but the odd is very high, probability of getting someone worse is higher. If you're not careful, you might end up with someone with a wider orifice. I would advise you to accept fate and move on.

...you might end up with someone with a wider orifice. You must be an engineering/physics person to use such terminology for a v.a.g.i.n.a

light099:
I feel your pain son, and you're not wrong to have thought it this way. It should be the exact pursuit of any man planning to get married to settle for the best and not for the less.
You're pursuing a noble cause that has been since those old days when a woman discovered not to be a virgin on wedding night brought shame to herself and her parents.
The sad news is, white cuckolds have defiled our noble tradition with their simpish western culture, this has turned most Nigerian men into staunch irers of fairy used and over used pussies.
New generation of African men are gradually turning into sorry-ass cuckolds. Our rich tradition handed down to us by our forefathers is being thrown to the wind.
We now live in a generation where women gallantly take advantage of men. Men are the cash cows while bitches live large.

Except your parents honour your belief, I would have advised you to carry on with the wedding. Most people would see you as a psychotic and persecute you. It's hard pursuing such a noble cause in this kind of generation.
If you're lucky enough that she's not yet lost all her tightness or exceeded her elasticity, as not to retain your preeck or give you the needed grip for pleasure, just manage it that way and carry on.
Thinking about how her punna has been used to play PIANO by men would only add to the pain.
Although you might eventually get what you want but the odd is very high, probability of getting someone worse is higher. If you're not careful, you might end up with someone with a wider orifice. I would advise you to accept fate and move on.

...you might end up with someone with a wider orifice. You must be an engineering person to use such terminology for a v.agina

TainyLite:
Nairalander please i need ur advise on my marriage... Am 28 and my wife is 25 years of age and we have a kid of over 1 year old... We got married early last year... My problem with her is her mother always trying to get involved in our marriage to the extend of influencing her packing out of my house around May.. I was compelled by my parents to accept her due to my child.. Now she has been displaying different attitudes such as tearing clothes on me, smashing my phone, insulting my siblings and have tried standing up against her but just being calm not to touch her... She is always nagging and complaining over money and this is someone dat does not learn a handjob or even av any good certificate. am fed up of her nd ready to break up with her but am thinking of the resources my parent invested in the marriage and avoiding the tagged of being a failure in the marriage. ..

I want to appreciate your courage & endurance for not beating her despite all the naggings & others. It's very bad for a man to beat a woman irrespective of the provocation.
However, before presenting my advice to you on what to do, that she didn't learn any handwork or have good certificate isn't a criteria any longer. You knew all that before marrying her.
#My advise: if finance is the cause of the misunderstanding between you guys, I pray God bless you. Do find something to do or rather strive more, you're the head of that family. Don't be egoistic that you can't do a particular job at this time.
Secondly, there's a method of dealing with women in such a way that, if it works on your wife, will humble her. I call it, "SILENCE MOOD TACTICS".
Only respond to her with, ok, yes, no e.t.c. Stop joking, playing or other mesmerizing stuffs you do before. BUT YOU MUST PROVIDE FOR HER NEEDS MONETARILY if you want it to have effect on her.
Thirdly, encourage her to be religious, she may meet elderly women for good advise there.
Lastly, ask God to help you as there's no correct formular for satisfying a woman unless you wanna kill yourself.

SweetBuns:
I don't know what the problem of the guys in this site is exactly.
They act like goats or something.
I don't know where this maga saw my number from and the idiot was disturbing me all day.

The guy might be stupid though but you aren't any different from him judging from your use of abusive words. Besides, why do you have to generalize all Nairaland guys?

lavylilly:
Only if all men can be like my future husband, there won't be need for a house help.

See future boo,
On Saturdays I know as a business man you can take the day off for family business's sake.
First I prepare breakfast we all eat and get ready for the day's hassle.

I will be in the kitchen cooking lunch.
You will be mopping the floors and tidying our space while the kids will be outside the compound playing,
After that,

You go bath the kids and stay with them while i run a little laundry cos we must have a washing machine so everything will be easy going,

When we are done with house chores..
We can all sleep and rest from the day's hassle and probably perform our marital duty to each other(my favorite part�)..

Some Sundays you can hangout with your friends and do boy's things...
Some Sundays too it would be my turn to leave you with the kids and hangout with my friends and do girls things..
Other Sundays it would be family outing..

On school days
While I wake up to go prepare breakfast and what the kids will take to school,
You are up too bathing the kids and preparing them for school.
Either you or me can DRIVE the kids to school.

While we do this together, the love,the fire and bond in our Union will never quench .

Oh, of course we both would be earning in our various businesses or job and be bringing money home for our family's welfare...

Other men,
You see why you should all be like my future husband? You see??

To avoid assumed stories of the so called possessed wicked house helps

I come in peace..
Thanks�

Actually, men like this still exist. I do some of these too but we men don't have the strength to do it continuously.
So please, wives should try and understand this.
Thank you.

No. It isn't possible. There's nothing like friendship, love is love.
One of them will always feel sexually attracted to the other though it's possible to suppress & hide the feelings.

Jerusalem Post Israel News
Tobi Lovv: First Nigerian IDF officer looks to build bridges

By ANNA AHRONHEIM FEBRUARY 27, 2020 17:39

The first Nigerian IDF officer Tobi Lovv.
(photo credit: TOBI (COHEN) LOVV)
“Over the years I knew I would the army and as I got older and as we visited Israel and I kept seeing soldiers, it moved from his [my father’s] desire to being my desire."


A decade after she left her home in Nigeria to don her IDF uniform, Tobi Lovv wants to build bridges between her adopted home and Africa.
Lovv was born in the Nigerian capital of Abuja to a Christian mother and an Israeli father, and while there’s not a Jewish community in Nigeria per se, there is a large Israeli expat community, especially in the capital.
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“All those years growing up I was aware of my Jewish-Israeli identity,” Lovv told The Jerusalem Post.
“Over the years I knew I would the army and as I got older and as we visited Israel and I kept seeing soldiers, it moved from his [my father’s] desire to being my desire. His dream was being reflected now on me,” she said.
After finishing high school at 16, Lovv recounted how she had been able to foresee her future if she didn’t go on the path she wanted: she would leave Nigeria to get a degree in the United States, get married and then maybe come to Israel for holidays.
“My dad kept Israel close to his heart and there was not a single holiday that we didn’t celebrate... We had both Christmas and Hanukkah. Growing up there was never the option of choosing one religion over the other... I had the best of both worlds.”

So Lovv looked at her options which were either to start college and then the IDF, or leave Nigeria and go to Israel for gap years before enlisting in the army. While her parents would remain in Abuja with her younger sister, she had her grandmother and cousins as a system and a warm meal on the holidays.
When Lovv moved to Israel at the age of 17 to the IDF, she didn’t have any Hebrew-language skills because despite her father being Israeli, she grew up speaking English. She ed Young Judea’s gap-year program before ing the Metzar pre-army educational program at Kibbutz Metzer in the Golan Heights.
“When you make aliyah by yourself there are so many things that you don’t understand and I wasn’t aware of all the positions available to me in the army. Looking back at it now, I wish I knew what was available to me. I would have ed a combat unit. It’s a privilege. That’s something that Israelis don’t really get,” she said.
While Lovv’s mother “wasn’t thrilled” to send her daughter to the army, her father, who served in the Armored Corps, was key in her drive to the IDF.
Her father “didn’t want to get involved in my future career, but he wanted me to the army because he understood that ing it would let me enter Israeli society... The army is so ingrained into Israeli society,” she added.
When she enlisted, her father came from Abuja. “It was very important for him to see me in uniform,” Lovv said.
Lovv served in the Home Front Command’s southern division serving as an operations sergeant in the war room from 2011-2012 during Operation Pillar of Defense. It was “an intense part” of her service.
“During the war, I said to myself I have no other choice. It’s something I committed to. Everyone has a job and no matter how small I thought my job was, it was something that was important. That’s something I feel a lot of soldiers feel and I would always remind my soldiers that no matter how insignificant you think the job may be, it’s not. It’s important.”
But a year into Lovv’s service, she realized that there were only a few months left, and she wanted more.
“That’s it! After 16 years, I wanted more. I heard that women could be officers, and despite my language skills not being where I wanted them to be, I had all the criteria to get into the officers course,” she said. “I told my commander, and she told me that [it was] fine but the language would be a challenge.”
Despite the physical and mental challenges, and the language barrier, Lovv became the first female Nigerian officer in the IDF and was posted as the commander of the war room in the Northern District of the Home Front Command.
“Those three years were very intense,” she recounted. “People think the army is all about physical endurance, but it’s also mental endurance. And people don’t understand that.”
“The army has a great advantage over civil society... You the army based on your nationality, that your Israeli, not because of your Jewish,” she said. “The army was a very accepting place. People come from everywhere, and you don’t see that a lot.”
After being released from the IDF, she did her reserve service for five years while at the same time attending a finishing school in Switzerland, completing both BA and MA degrees and getting married.
Since then, she’s been working with various NGOs and government institutions on “millennial diplomacy” and while Lovv “never wants to go into politics,” she sees herself as an unofficial ambassador of Israel to Africa.
“I have something bigger, a mission. I believe that the whole issue of diplomacy is not that exciting for the younger generation. I want to start building the bridges that haven’t been built yet... to bridge the gap, especially with African communities.”

Source: https://m.jpost.com/Israel-News/Tobi-Lovv-First-Nigerian-IDF-officer-looks-to-build-bridges-619078

Happy weekend to you all.
Please I have an interview next week and I've been told to come with my desired gross salary including amenities. Actually, in cases like this, it's best to give a range so as to be safe but for this particular position, they requested for a specific figure.
Professionals in the house, kindly help with the average gross salary that is expected or rather currently obtainable in the labour market.
N.B: The firm is somewhat middle class.
Thank you.

Riele:
You notice all these but went ahead to propose ? .

If a new lady hadn't stepped in , you wouldn't have noticed her flaws .

You are your problem .

BTW

I too don't like calling people neither do I visit people so I don't think there's anything wrong with your fiancee .

Hi Riele, I think you need to start liking what you said you don't. I've read & even seen in real life how powerful communication is. A one-sided effort in relationship isn't good.

Forward77:
Take my advise.

Men are big babies and you know babies are possessive and stubborn.

You have to understand that he’s your husband and not just anyone else.

He said clearly that women who work are not submissive.
He’s right about that.

Don’t argue with him. Show him that you are not going to be rebellious.

Don’t nag at him Learn to negotiate with your husband. Treat him you will treat yourself, because you won’t nag at yourself, but you’ll rather negotiate.

Don’t destroy your marriage now It’s obvious that he’s no more comfortable being around you; you have to make him feel comfortable. To have him with you because if you start to loose him, small girls with big gODS with snap him up.

Marriage is not always easy There’re no perfect marriages, so learn to compromise and always apply negotiation to avoid having a destroyed home.

From my understanding, there’s something you’re doing that is making him take such a decision and others things he does.

We know you’re a graduate and want to work and all that, but lower your standards and that you’re married.

The secret weapon is NEGOTIATION

I wish you good luck

God bless you Bro. Advices like this is what keeps me on Nairaland.
You didn't just advice the OP but every ladies who hope for a happy home

jotey:
Annie Idibia silences a body-shamer. Says she is proud of her bowleg.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B49JwOUAWSD/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

And this made from page? Nonsense!

angelEmade:
this is terrible. this post should be moved to front page so she can eventually get justice..
lala is needed here
.
.
.
meanwhile check my profile....we will build your website for free...like u wnt pay a dime for it!!

FUTA has suspended those bullying students indefinitely until the investigation is complete. However, there's no hiding place for them with the video already as proof.

I need a shared apartment, 2 bedroom or 3 around Ogba.
Thanks in advance.

I just relocated to Lagos for a new job offer in Ikeja. But I wanna be on a budget for a while.
I'm looking for a room, preferably in a 2-bedroom or 3-bedroom flat where 2 or 3 of us could share the rent.
Nairalanders, kindly help lookout for this.
Thank you.

Thanks Bro

kunleweb:
70-80k

Per annum right? Does that include agreement & commission please?

Hi Nairalanders, a friend just got a job offer at Ikeja and needs an accommodation NEARBY.
Please, anyone with the idea of the cost of a room (in a face me face you house) at OGBA & ENVIRONS should kindly respond as this is urgently needed. Thanks.

Women are far wise than any creature, well, maybe not only serpent.
Unimaginable secrets abide with them. They know so much about everything.

Florida water.
You guys need to explain what this means pls

kirajustice:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM

The Muslim Rights concern group, MURIC has reacted to the abduction of Five pastors of the Redeemed Christian Church of God by unknown gunmen.In a statement sent to POLITICS NIGERIA on Saturday signed by its leader, Prof. Ishaq Akintola, the group urge Nigerians to pray for the safe return of the Pastors.

“We are deeply distressed by this ugly development. We empathise with Pastor Enoch Adeboye, the General Overseer of the RCCG. We urge Nigerians to Pastor Adeboye in prayer for the quick and safe return of the kidnapped pastors.“Our appeal for prayers is to all Nigerians regardless of religion or tribe.

We are one from Adam and Adam was from ordinary sand. It must be humanity first. Let us unite in prayers. A nation that prays together stays together.“In particular, we beseech Nigerian Muslims who are currently on hajj (pilgrimage) to add the safe return of the five pastors to their prayer points. We appeal to those among them who are already in Makkah to perform a special tawaf (circumambulation of the Ka’abah) and Sa‘y to ask Almighty Allah to intervene in the plight of the pastors. Those who are still in Madinah are urged to offer two rak‘ahs each at the Prophet’s (SAW) mosque for the same purpose.

“In addition, we call on all Muslim Asalatu groups throughout Nigeria to dedicate time to special prayers for the five pastors during their Asalatu sessions tomorrow Sunday 4th August, 2019. They should please pray to Allah to stop the spate of criminality in our country.“This is not the time for blame game. Those who concentrate on blaming government and the security agencies are chasing shadows. They have missed the substance. The reality is that security is the responsibility of all of us. These kidnappers grew up in some families. This is indubitable evidence of the collapse of family values. Greed has supplanted self-satisfaction and immorality has displaced self-discipline in our homes.

“In our concluding remarks, we affirm that our hearts go to the families of the abducted pastors. We are deeply saddened. We share their fears and trepidations. Nonetheless, we appeal to them all to take heart and to be strong in faith. We are with them every inch of the way. They must not lose hope as the nation prays for them. We are confident that the five pastors will return home unhurt.”

https://politicsnigeria.com/rccg-what-muslim-group-muric-said-about-abduction-of-five-pastors/

MURIC don dey get sense small small ooo. There's indeed a first time for everything.