NewStats: 3,264,906 , 8,185,057 topics. Date: Thursday, 12 June 2025 at 06:45 PM 35493a6z3e3g |
(14) (of 67 pages)
![]() |
spikedcylinder: Lol!! Honestly, it drives me nuts. . . some people call ifoko for short and then I go somewhere else I hear Ikokore. Which is it ![]() Aah, no matter as Riskie said. . . Ifoko or ikoko, yamayama by any other name is still yamayama. . . Errr no offense to the Yama. . . I mean Ifoko eaters ooooh. ![]() Ruby what did you do now? Two days ago you were still Ebony, e wo girl yi sha ![]() |
![]() |
Lmao@ Topic ![]() ![]() Maybe not razz food ooh because there is no shame in my game, I eat what I wanna eat, when I wanna eat it and I don't give a rat's patootie who is watching. ![]() Now if it is Razz sounding food names then. . . OLELE hands down!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Is it me or is Olele different from moi moi? To me Olele has an [i]abasha [/i]quality to it. Hehehehehe |
![]() |
Is it Ifokore or Ikokore??!! ![]() |
![]() |
NO Two freaking letters, yet people find it so hard to say. Do you have so so and so? Just a Yes or No answer is required here. Simple, right? But nooooo it is. . . e dey, my sister siddon make I quick bring am. Siddon-ing will take about fifteen minutes only for him to come back with something else he tries to convince you, you need. . .why it is actually better than what you originally requested. You are miffed coz you just waited 20 minutes for something you didn’t ask for or even want. So up you get, moving to the next shop. . . Do you have so so and so you ask. The one wey dey inside yellow paper? Yes, yes that one. . . You can’t stop the excitement from seeping into your voice. Ah I get am, siddon make I bring am. He has it you think so it can’t be that long. . . No need to siddon. So you stand and stand and stand and stand until he comes back with a yellow paper that looks nothing like the original and he tries to convince you it is because water touch am na him make the paper yellow like that. You half buy the story until you open the paper and find out what is inside looks nothing like what you wanted. He tries to sell you on it, this na the one wey they do use now and this one I go give you warranty. But. . . But it is not what I want. You stammer. . .maybe from being to tired having waited 10 mins in the hot sun or from shock that he is trying to convince you the ridiculous thing you are holding is what will solve your problems. Wetin you wan use am for, he asks. . .still determined to sell you on it. You tell him and he tells you. . . yeah this one no go fit am but if you pay me 2000 I go help you fuse am make he enter. Fuse am make e enter? Hmmm Okay. . . Or I could just buy the original and not have to fuse anything. You leave in a huff and go through the same thing over again despite the fact that after the last one you think you are wiser and much more market savvy. About 90 mins into your quest, you finally meet someone who is prolly in a good mood or maybe just had lunch and he tells you. . . Sister no waste your time. You no go find that thin hia, the original no dey market now, in fact we too we dey find am but the thing scarce. Really??!! Why the freak didn’t someone just say so from start ![]() For the love of God, why can’t market people just say NO!!!! PS Fuse is really FIXED pronounced fuse ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
Errr. . . coz no other country wants 'em? Okay, seriously. . . is this a trick question? ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
Seriously. . . what the ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
Hauwa, it is good ooh. . .at least from a production point of view which is why I am loooooving it so. ![]() ![]() Karma, I am in Nigeria right now. . . get to watch it on their Africa Magic channel. |
![]() |
Lmao! The Nigerian Dynasty clan. . .people whatever are Nigerians ooh or at least they have Nigerian names Chief Aboyami Bankole Omotoso Bola Abayomi Fabian Lojede Folake Abayomi Moky Makura Okay maybe one of them has Nigerian name. . . me I no sabi Fabian for Naija ooh and what is Moky? ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
Bwahahahaha!! Is it only Jealousy. . . they will even call you enemy of progress, unpatriotic. I had one guy call me a witch. . . no wait it was wizard once. ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't take 'em seriously. . . I mean how can you when these are the same people who think baba suwe with charcoal jumping up and down is award winning acting? ![]() Anyway, this is the plot of JC Jacob's Cross is a South African drama series about powerful oil magnates battling for Africa's rich off-shore oil resources. |
![]() |
Ughhh!! Why oh why did they let my MI play for an unappreciative audience @ The MBGN Pageant?!! ![]() ![]() He was going at it, just spitting things out. . . so beautiful yet the mama and papas in the audience were just staring like. . . like I don't even know sef!! I mean no clapping, no whistling, no jumping up and down and most importantly. . . NO FAINTING at the sight of such brilliance. Why now? ![]() ![]() Anyway sha, I think I did enough of those things to make up for the lackluster response he got ![]() ![]() Oh one more thing. . . if anyone mentions his protruding tummy, I'm gonna have a fit right here. I mean it. So what say we all pretend he was sporting a six pack. ![]() |
![]() |
I wish I could get more videos for film and TV buffs to disect. . . ![]() [flash=425,344] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1okCn0zZOU&hl=en&fs=1[/flash] |
![]() |
tpia: Tee hee hee ![]() ![]() bishoptboy: What we need is a GOOD and RELIABLE governing body to stop all the Toms, Dicks and Harries from making movies willy nillyingly and there should be a standard. . . something like. . . oh I don't know, say. . . anything that can't go toe to toe with JC is crap. I know this pretty much renders our entire movie industry crap but in this case, no bread is better than half. |
![]() |
What the. . . . ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
presido1: Ijebu people's food made from water yam. It's like the poor man's version of Yam Porrage. . . only NASTIER. Honest to God the first time I saw it, I thought it was something a dog threw up. ![]() ![]() I like the other water yam dish. . . Ojojojo, now that is yummy. ![]() ![]() I don't have a worst food, apart from. . . Rice, meat, eba, amala, lafu, okra, egusi, I mean. ![]() |
![]() |
Theblessed: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
Tee hee hee @ Topic. You gotta go to refined places to meet the really refined ones. . . even then sef, it is still hit or miss ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The problem is this. . . The poor ones have esteem issues (can't blame them. . . with all the gold digging Naija girls out there dismissing them at every turn) so they try to hide it by being loud and brash. The Rich ones have inflated egos (can't blame them. . . with all the gold digging Naija girls out there fawning over them) so they think it is their right to be loud and brash. You see so? ![]() |
![]() |
They have been conditioned to think it is their womanly duty to forgive and if they don't they are made to feel like they've failed as women. . . or something. ![]() |
![]() |
Aaaaaaaaah! David Bite your tongue, don't curse us like that!!!! ![]() Togolese movies?? I swear I will quit movie watching all together!! ![]() ![]() Oh to be back in the days of Behind The Clouds, Cock Crow at Dawn (had no idea what was going on but I knew it was a good show), Checkmate and Ripples. Sigh |
![]() |
davidylan: Lol! You are right!!! South Africa. . . I've come to with but Namibia? Honestly?!! Oy!! ![]() See Promo!!! [flash=435,344] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlD0rfPU2oE&hl=en&fs=1[/flash] [flash=425,344] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj4mGX0D1PE&hl=en&fs=1[/flash] |
![]() |
Finally another fan!! ![]() You are right is is not soley a South African show but the collaboration isn't with Naija. Are you ready for this? Okay, brace yourself for the shocker of all - shockers. . . The collaboration is with Namibia!!! NAMIBIA!! NAMI-Freaking-BIA. ![]() ![]() ![]() No offense to Namibia oh but. . . Namibia??!!! Really??!!! I don't know if I should cry or cry some more. It's like all these other African countries are looking at Naija and saying "Yeah, you go ahead and revel in your third largest movie industry-ness (in quantity produced) while we work on QUALITY!!!!" Glad to know there are Naija fils students out there who want to shake things up. . . . keeping my fingers crossed for you. ![]() |
![]() |
I started watching this soap two weeks ago and every time it's over, I WEEP at how far SA has left Nigerians behind when it comes to entertainment. This soap is well acted, well written, well produced, well. . . well everything our Nigerian TV/Movie Entertainment business can ever produce. I am so impressed by it, I wanna know everything. . . everything about it, so please if you are as big a fan of JC as I am, I'd love to read your opinions on this beautiful soap opera. ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
DeReloaded: ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
kokoye: Excuse me?"> Who do you have spying on me because that your description is soooooo on the money. . . I swear I am having my house checked for spy cams ![]() Nah, what I am saying is women cook every day, so what is big deal that a man is doing it? You people sha (you men, I mean), always have a way of making a mountain out of a molehill. . . always turning gege into arun. So he can boil an egg, I should kill myself? Oloun maje ![]() Karma, Don't mind me ooh, I found out my hubby could cook better than me, so I tore race fom the house because I was too embarrased. ![]() |
![]() |
spikedcylinder: Tee hee Tee hee hee Bwaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Please don't take his man given right away from him ooh. I mean what use is a wife if you can't blame her for all that ails you, eh? ![]() |
![]() |
I've always said it. . . True Evidence that you are the perfect Naija wife, is your willingness to DIE for your marriage. The Bastard goes out, cheats on her and has prolly contracted some killer disease yet some senseless idiots would have us believe the wife is wrong for not having sex with him. I say why not just take an ax to her neck . . at least the death will be swift and less painful. Oh don't forget to make arrangements for how the children will be distributed amongst families and friends, since their daddy and mommy have decided to do Romeo and Juliet HIV/AIDS Style. NONSENSE ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
Oh my word!!!! Twinie I am SO SORRY!!!!! The sun has fried my brain HONEST!!! Yeah I am in Naija as we speak. And Yeah there is Kunu. . . I swear if I knew you stayed I'd send you some in the gallons ![]() Forgive me? ![]() By the way, how can you stand that seedy drink? @ Blaze ![]() |
![]() |
I'll take your Moment of Truth and raise you Modupe Temi. . . now that was a gooooooooooooooood movie. ![]() KOK is still acting? Oh Please tell me he's acting fatherly parts not homeboy feeling funky in dungarees and side face cap parts like RMD. ![]() A Nollywood movie is not over until the Pastor says "Amen" |
![]() |
How soon is she planning on turning the hubby into ex-hubby abeg?
1 Like |
![]() |
My hubby a better cook? I swear I will die!! I mean if I can't cook for him. . . what is my usefulness? Well maybe my laundry and foot massaging skills. Whew!!! |
![]() |
Hehehehe, I am too burnt out to respond to Vesc and Blaze but I promise you two are soooo gonna get it. . . right after my rant on why the sun has to be this hot!! Sheesh. Hauwa, a na je Naija. LOL Akwai kunu, Zan kawo shi, ina ki ke? ![]() ![]() doyin13: Haba Alhaji, Mai Gidan na #2 . . . enough with the shakara now, I swear I didn't know about the thread. Soooooo wassup with you? ![]() |
(14) (of 67 pages)
(Go Up)
Sections: How To . 65 Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or s on Nairaland. |