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SisiJinx: 8:13am On Apr 07, 2009
spikedcylinder:

Lol. Yanrinyan. tongue

Lol!! Honestly, it drives me nuts. . . some people call ifoko for short and then I go somewhere else I hear Ikokore.

Which is it!!!


Aah, no matter as Riskie said. . . Ifoko or ikoko, yamayama by any other name is still yamayama. . . Errr no offense to the Yama. . . I mean Ifoko eaters ooooh. tongue

Ruby what did you do now? Two days ago you were still Ebony, e wo girl yi sha grin
SisiJinx: 8:07am On Apr 07, 2009
Lmao@ Topic cheesy cheesy

Maybe not razz food ooh because there is no shame in my game, I eat what I wanna eat, when I wanna eat it and I don't give a rat's patootie who is watching.  cool

Now if it is Razz sounding food names then. . . OLELE hands down!!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy

Is it me or is Olele different from moi moi? To me Olele has an [i]abasha [/i]quality to it. Hehehehehe
SisiJinx: 11:54pm On Apr 06, 2009
Is it Ifokore or Ikokore??!!
SisiJinx: 11:29pm On Apr 06, 2009
NO

Two freaking letters, yet people find it so hard to say.

Do you have so so and so?

Just a Yes or No answer is required here.

Simple, right?

But nooooo it is. . . e dey, my sister siddon make I quick bring am.

Siddon-ing will take about fifteen minutes only for him to come back with something else he tries to convince you, you need. . .why it is actually better than what you originally requested.

You are miffed coz you just waited 20 minutes for something you didn’t ask for or even want.

So up you get, moving to the next shop. . .

Do you have so so and so you ask.

The one wey dey inside yellow paper?

Yes, yes that one. . . You can’t stop the excitement from seeping into your voice.

Ah I get am, siddon make I bring am.

He has it you think so it can’t be that long. . . No need to siddon.

So you stand and stand and stand and stand until he comes back with a yellow paper that looks nothing like the original and he tries to convince you it is because water touch am na him make the paper yellow like that. You half buy the story until you open the paper and find out what is inside looks nothing like what you wanted.

He tries to sell you on it, this na the one wey they do use now and this one I go give you warranty.

But. . . But it is not what I want. You stammer. . .maybe from being to tired having waited 10 mins in the hot sun or from shock that he is trying to convince you the ridiculous thing you are holding is what will solve your problems.

Wetin you wan use am for, he asks. . .still determined to sell you on it.

You tell him and he tells you. . .  yeah this one no go fit am but if you pay me 2000 I go help you fuse am make he enter.

Fuse am make e enter? Hmmm Okay. . . Or I could just buy the original and not have to fuse anything.

You leave in a huff and go through the same thing over again despite the fact that after the last one you think you are wiser and much more market savvy.

About 90 mins into your quest,  you finally meet someone who is prolly in a good mood or maybe just had lunch and he tells you. . . Sister no waste your time. You no go find that thin hia,  the original no dey market now, in fact we too we dey find am but the thing scarce.

Really??!!

Why the freak didn’t someone just say so from start!!! Why did I have to go through 1 hr of siddon-ing in the hot sun, waiting for what I don’t want??

For the love of God, why can’t market people just say NO!!!!


PS
Fuse is really FIXED pronounced fuse cheesy cheesy
SisiJinx: 11:02pm On Apr 06, 2009
Errr. . . coz no other country wants 'em?

Okay, seriously. . . is this a trick question?
SisiJinx: 10:58pm On Apr 06, 2009
Seriously. . . what the angry angry angry
SisiJinx: 10:45pm On Apr 06, 2009
Hauwa, it is good ooh. . .at least from a production point of view which is why I am loooooving it so. kiss kiss

Karma, I am in Nigeria right now. . . get to watch it on their Africa Magic channel.
SisiJinx: 10:32pm On Apr 06, 2009
Lmao! The Nigerian Dynasty clan. . .people whatever are Nigerians ooh or at least they have Nigerian names

Chief Aboyami Bankole Omotoso
Bola Abayomi Fabian Lojede
Folake Abayomi Moky Makura

Okay maybe one of them has Nigerian name. . . me I no sabi Fabian for Naija ooh and what is Moky? lipsrsealed
SisiJinx: 10:26pm On Apr 06, 2009
SisiJinx: 9:56pm On Apr 06, 2009
Bwahahahaha!! Is it only Jealousy. . . they will even call you enemy of progress, unpatriotic. I had one guy call me a witch. . . no wait it was wizard once.  cheesy cheesy cheesy

I don't take 'em seriously. . . I mean how can you when these are the same people who think baba suwe with charcoal jumping up and down is award winning acting? lipsrsealed

Anyway, this is the plot of JC

Jacob's Cross is a South African drama series about powerful oil magnates battling for Africa's rich off-shore oil resources.

Set in both South Africa and Namibia, the story centres around businessman Jacob Makhubu and his quest to build the next great South African empire.

The people in Jacob's world are all driven by a shared history of colonisation and desire to tap into the wealth of Africa while being divided by feuds over who the rightful owners of the resources are, how they should be exploited and who should benefit.

The story begins when Jacob, who's living a prosperous and happy life in South Africa, gets offered a deal, with immeasurable backing from a large Nigerian firm.

Determined to realise his dream of accessing a new energy source, the deal offers him the perfect opportunity of making it happen.

He's adamantly warned by his mother to stay away from the Nigerian dynasty and its business but refuses to take her advice and soon finds himself in a negotiation that will change his life forever.

He starts receiving strange phone calls from unknown sources, which result in even stranger questions from the police.

Despite all this, nothing can prepare him for what he discovers when he eventually agrees to go to Lagos, Nigeria to visit his mentor, Chief Abayomi.

The revelation he discovers sends him on an epic quest in which he learns that in order to fulfill his dreams he must be prepared to lose everything first.
SisiJinx: 9:29pm On Apr 06, 2009
Ughhh!! Why oh why did they let my MI play for an unappreciative audience @ The MBGN Pageant?!! cry cry

He was going at it, just spitting things out. . . so beautiful yet the mama and papas in the audience were just staring like. . . like I don't even know sef!! I mean no clapping, no whistling, no jumping up and down and most importantly. . . NO FAINTING at the sight of such brilliance.

Why now? cry angry

Anyway sha, I think I did enough of those things to make up for the lackluster response he got cheesy cheesy

Oh one more thing. . . if anyone mentions his protruding tummy, I'm gonna have a fit right here.  I mean it.

So what say we all pretend he was sporting a six pack. grin
SisiJinx: 9:14pm On Apr 06, 2009
I wish I could get more videos for film and TV buffs to disect. . .  sad

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SisiJinx: 9:12pm On Apr 06, 2009
tpia:

you forgot the multitudes of religious hypocrites who carry a bible by day and preach the gospel of hatred and murder by night.

Tee hee hee cheesy cheesy

bishoptboy:

I watched the whole of season one and two and I must confess I really respet those guys. Its a pity that naija doesnt have any series to match JC. We are not developing cos our film (or whatever we have) is so messed up. I learnt that people make movies with their own money and sell it to marketers. where in the world is that done. we just make trash and sell it once we can afford to pay jim iyke and rita dominic to to appear in it.

for us to improve we need to re-visit the whole structure of the industry and shake things up. I study film in south africa and soon will shoot my first nollywood when the script and finance is ready cos i'm not rushing at all.


What we need is a GOOD and RELIABLE governing body to stop all the Toms, Dicks and Harries from making movies willy nillyingly and there should be a standard. . . something like. . . oh I don't know, say. . .  anything that can't go toe to toe with JC is crap. I know this pretty much renders our entire movie industry crap but in this case, no bread is better than half.
SisiJinx: 9:04pm On Apr 06, 2009
What the. . . . ? angry angry angry angry
SisiJinx: 10:41pm On Apr 05, 2009
Check this out

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SisiJinx: 10:21pm On Apr 05, 2009
presido1:

Pls i noticed almost everybody hate ikokore, Which food is that and what is it prepared from.

Hauwa  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Ijebu people's food made from water yam. It's like the poor man's version of Yam Porrage. . . only NASTIER. 

Honest to God  the first time I saw it, I thought it was something a dog threw up. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

I like the other water yam dish. . . Ojojojo, now that is yummy. grin grin

I don't have a worst food, apart from. . . Rice, meat, eba, amala, lafu, okra, egusi, I mean. tongue
SisiJinx: 9:14pm On Apr 05, 2009
Theblessed:

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Hey, too sorry indeed.  Your attacks suggest nothing rather, a woman that lacks confidence in herself.

You are one of the marriage slaves in woman-hood.  Your writing suggests that you are willing to eat sh-t from your husband for the sake of marriage, how sorry!  Is marriage compulsory? Were you born with a man in your hand when you entered this world?  Who tells you that you cannot make it in life without a man - what a brainwash?
If she did not marry, would it prevent her from being a woman and a human being? Your type is the kind that endangers vulnerable women because of your insecurities and fear of the unknown - girlfriend let me tell you 'change does you alot of good and you must not forget that'. Well, if you had read my commentary properly without jumping into conclusion, you'd have understood what is written.  Obviously, you didn't and hence your attacks.  It goes to show how small your brain is, and you might be the kind that quickly jump into bed with anything that has a sausage between his legs and thus, think you'd found love.  Intelligent and independent women do not act like that, girlfriend. They first of all develop relationship with someone, get to know them properly - talk, discuss, share dreams, plans and aspirations before your bedroom tactics.  It takes a long time to develop relationship girlfriend and by then, you would have talked about every aspect of your relationship with the person and let me remind you and your kind here one more time - no intelligent and sensible person jump into a new relationship these days without taking some sort of test first, except some love starved women - your kind.

The woman in question has been humiliated enough in her marriage and the best thing is to leave that sorry marriage and move on with her life.  Why respect a man who has no respect for you? Infidelity is a sinful act both in the eyes of man and God and men get away with it because of women like you.  Yes, I hear you say, go and beg him to take the test presummably, until the last drop of her blood before she could get sense and get out of a dangerous marriage that would ruin her life eventually and blight the life of her innocent children. This woman had already applied your clever ideas and got no where with this idiot of a man and you still want her to continue begging and begging because in your previous life you were deprived of a marriage hence your stay and die attitude to marriage.

The best thing is for this woman to leave this marriage and make a new start and please, if you care about her wellbeing stop advising her otherwise - Mrs die in Marriage

 
SisiJinx: 6:14am On Apr 05, 2009
Tee hee hee @ Topic.

You gotta go to refined places to meet the really refined ones. . . even then sef, it is still hit or miss cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

The problem is this. . .

The poor ones have esteem issues (can't blame them. . . with all the gold digging Naija girls out there dismissing them at every turn) so they try to hide it by being loud and brash.

The Rich ones have inflated egos (can't blame them. . . with all the gold digging Naija girls out there fawning over them) so they think it is their right to be loud and brash.

You see so? cheesy
SisiJinx: 6:11am On Apr 05, 2009
They have been conditioned to think it is their womanly duty to forgive and if they don't they are made to feel like they've failed as women. . . or something. undecided
SisiJinx: 5:45am On Apr 05, 2009
Aaaaaaaaah! David Bite your tongue, don't curse us like that!!!! cheesy

Togolese movies?? I swear I will quit movie watching all together!! cheesy cheesy

Oh to be back in the days of Behind The Clouds, Cock Crow at Dawn (had no idea what was going on but I knew it was a good show), Checkmate and Ripples.

Sigh
SisiJinx: 5:26am On Apr 05, 2009
davidylan:

are you surprised? South Africa is in the G-20, we are not . . . nuff said.

Lol! You are right!!!

South Africa. . . I've come to with but Namibia? Honestly?!! Oy!! embarassed

See Promo!!!

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SisiJinx: 5:04am On Apr 05, 2009
Finally another fan!! grin

You are right is is not soley a South African show but the collaboration isn't with Naija.

Are you ready for this? Okay, brace yourself for the shocker of all - shockers. . . The collaboration is with Namibia!!!

NAMIBIA!! NAMI-Freaking-BIA. shocked shocked shocked

No offense to Namibia oh but. . . Namibia??!!! Really??!!!

I don't know if I should cry or cry some more. It's like all these other African countries are looking at Naija and saying "Yeah, you go ahead and revel in your third largest movie industry-ness (in quantity produced) while we work on QUALITY!!!!"

Glad to know there are Naija fils students out there who want to shake things up. . . . keeping my fingers crossed for you. smiley
SisiJinx: 1:32pm On Apr 04, 2009
I started watching this soap two weeks ago and every time it's over, I WEEP at how far SA has left Nigerians behind when it comes to entertainment.

This soap is well acted, well written, well produced, well. . . well everything our Nigerian TV/Movie Entertainment business can ever produce.

I am so impressed by it, I wanna know everything. . . everything about it, so please if you are as big a fan of JC as I am, I'd love to read your opinions on this beautiful soap opera.



SisiJinx: 12:17pm On Apr 04, 2009
DeReloaded:

the fact that you think her comment is something a sane female would write says alot about you.

cheesy cheesy cheesy
SisiJinx: 12:14pm On Apr 04, 2009
kokoye:

Dereloaded,

ta lo ba ara ile e sun ??

and everyone is saying sisi jinx was being sarcastic with her statement. Are you guys saying she cant cook, she is useless and no good?

ehn, ehn . . is that what you all are saying?

grin grin grin

Excuse me?">

Who do you have spying on me because that your description is soooooo on the money. . .  I swear I am having my house checked for spy cams  cheesy

Nah, what I am saying is women cook every day, so what is big deal that a man is doing it?

You people sha (you men, I mean), always have a way of making a mountain out of a molehill. . . always turning gege into arun.  So he can boil an egg, I should kill myself? Oloun maje cheesy


Karma,
Don't mind me ooh, I found out my hubby could cook better than me, so I tore race fom the house because I was too embarrased. tongue
SisiJinx: 12:04pm On Apr 04, 2009
spikedcylinder:

Can in not just be that you have no talent and don't belong in the entertainment industry?

Tee hee

Tee hee hee

Bwaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Please don't take his man given right away from him ooh. I mean what use is a wife if you can't blame her for all that ails you, eh? cheesy
SisiJinx: 5:43am On Apr 03, 2009
I've always said it. . . True Evidence that you are the perfect Naija wife, is your willingness to DIE for your marriage.

The Bastard goes out, cheats on her and has prolly contracted some killer disease yet some senseless idiots would have us believe the wife is wrong for not having sex with him. I say why not just take an ax to her neck . . at least the death will be swift and less painful.

Oh don't forget to make arrangements for how the children will be distributed amongst families and friends, since their daddy and mommy have decided to do Romeo and Juliet HIV/AIDS Style.

NONSENSE angry angry
SisiJinx: 5:36am On Apr 03, 2009
Oh my word!!!!

Twinie I am SO SORRY!!!!! The sun has fried my brain HONEST!!!

Yeah I am in Naija as we speak.

And Yeah there is Kunu. . .  I swear if I knew you stayed I'd send you some in the gallons  cheesy

Forgive me? embarassed

By the way, how can you stand that seedy drink?


@ Blaze
SisiJinx: 10:02pm On Apr 02, 2009
I'll take your Moment of Truth and raise you Modupe Temi. . . now that was a gooooooooooooooood movie. grin

KOK is still acting? Oh Please tell me he's acting fatherly parts not homeboy feeling funky in dungarees and side face cap parts like RMD. angry

A Nollywood movie is not over until the Pastor says "Amen"
SisiJinx: 9:25pm On Apr 02, 2009
How soon is she planning on turning the hubby into ex-hubby abeg?

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SisiJinx: 9:22pm On Apr 02, 2009
My hubby a better cook? I swear I will die!!

I mean if I can't cook for him. . . what is my usefulness?

Well maybe my laundry and foot massaging skills.

Whew!!!
SisiJinx: 9:18pm On Apr 02, 2009
Hehehehe, I am too burnt out to respond to Vesc and Blaze but I promise you two are soooo gonna get it. . . right after my rant on why the sun has to be this hot!!

Sheesh.

Hauwa, a na je Naija. LOL

Akwai kunu, Zan kawo shi, ina ki ke? cheesy cheesy


doyin13:

see oo. . .

make una see me see ignoring oo

the girl disappeared into thin air

and like the caring person I am
walahi, it is just because of my gentlemanliness. no ulterior motive cheesy cheesy
I opened threads far and wide, asked lagbaja and his wife
about her. . . .https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/nigeria/topic-247544.0.html

and yet when she comes back, not even a hello  angry angry angry angry angry

jagbajantis. . .nonsense and sensibility angry angry angry

Haba Alhaji, Mai Gidan na #2 . . . enough with the shakara now, I swear I didn't know about the thread.

Soooooo wassup with you?

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