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simp: 1:30pm On Apr 25
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simp: 11:56am On Feb 14
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simp: 7:34am On Feb 05
Righteousness2:
UN Human right council where Iran who is chief in Violating its citizens is given head, is as Useless as the "P" in Psychology.

UNRWA = TERRORISTS And TERRORISM!

No sane leader will Fund TERRORISTS under any guise

President Trump! I Salute your Courage, Boldness and Tenacity!
You are on a Class of your own..

GOD BLESS YOU AND CONTINUE TO POWER YOU IN THIS MIGHT.


Stop behaving like an anni.mal all over the place

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simp: 3:21pm On Aug 21, 2024
The sea would have done us a lot of favour

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simp: 3:36pm On Dec 30, 2023
FanRong:
I'm sorry, this post is going to be a long one. But you're saving a soul if you read through and advice candidly.


My story
We've dated for 6months and we've lived together for the 6months.

On our 3rd month, I found her interesting and told her I'll like to marry her. She accepted but no engagement ring or anything to show. We just accepted by word of mouth.

Since then, I've worked towards it. I've told her to call her mum and eldest brother(dad is late) to relate my idea and understand their feeling since it won't be that easy to marry. (same state, but my people and her people are highly selective in marriage)

After several persuasion, and threat that I'll throw her out if she doesn't relate the circumstances to her family, she called the mum. And again I had to force her to call the eldest brother. She claimed she did. And that's enough. I'm ok.

Meanwhile, there's this guy(her ex) she claims helped her when she came to Lagos. It was when I started accommodating her that I found out in her chats that she was living with this guy, but lied to me she was living with her Aunt and the aunt's husband was harassing her sexually and she wants to leave. She later told me the guy, though provides for him but has never had sex with her, even when she was living in his house. These stories doesn't move me since everyone, who is not a virgin has an ex. So I forgave all that and we moved on.

She wasn't everything I need in a women, but I told myself I could train her the way I want. We continued adjusting to each others likes and dislikes.

I feed her this 6 months, provide comfortable shelter, buy her things she needs,(not want). Told her I'll do more and open a shop for her, if we get married, but she still confronts me asking why should I wait till after marriage? . I didn't allow the words move me cos Its my decision and my money and also, I'm used to gold diggers.

A good number of times, I see her as being selfish. If things doesn't benefit her, she'll not get bothered even if I'm involved.

Just this week, It became obvious to me that she argues everything I request her to do. From 24th Dec, we've been on holiday, we're always at home.
1. I'll wake her up at 9 and ask her to prepare breakfast for the family, she'll prefer to roll on the bed than do it. I'll finally have to do it myself so I can get things done and get busy.

2. I detest girls on eye lashes. I've repeatedly told her how I dislike it, but when she went to fix herself for the Christmas, she fixed the eyelashes, Contrary to my demand.

3. I got her some sneakers to upgrade her fashion style and look smarter, instead of the usual slippers and sandals she wears.
When we prepared to go to the beach few days ago, I requested her to put on the sneakers to look more fashionable, but she refused buttressing that she must wear what she wants, sandals.

4. Few days ago, we had a heated argument and she said that if I'm not happy that she's living with me, that she can go, afterall, she has somewhere to stay. I asked her to go and she immediately called that her ex bf to come to my house. I immediately swung into action, took all her belongings out, before the ex will arrive, at the same time, retrieving the items I gifted her.
While she was struggling to have her gifted items back, our neighbours heard the struggle and had to come and settle for us. She apologized and I forgave her. we were back into the house.

5. Just yesterday , we left home together, and I locked the door and I took the keys with me. We walked down the street together to the Busstop, I have almost no friend and seldomly greet. But there's this my ex girlfriend by the roadside, she saw me and yelled my name, I went to greet her and my Fiancée picked offence, left me without waiting for me. After that I chased her and told her it's nothing because I've told her everything about this ex.
Before we could get to the Busstop, she demanded for the house keys and I gave her since she might come back earlier than me.
We couldn't say bye. The anger was clear on her face and we parted ways.

After about 15mins, I got to where I wanted to make payment for the items I picked only to notice I am not with my transaction phone. I was confused where could I have kept it, the seller insisted I may not have come to his shop with the phone, and the phone rang as I called with my second phone. so I had to call my Fiancée for assistance since she's with the keys.
At first, she said she was still around the Busstop but when I told her I needed her to go home and confirm my phones whereabout, she said she can't go back that she has gone far, shouted on me and hung the phone.

I called and called and called, but she didn't pick. Many thoughts ran into me. Who took this phone? My money? , my phone? , my sim card? . I had to find my way and trekked back about 4km to the house since I had no cash with me. And finally saw the phone ringing in my house. I was relieved.

The way she shouted to me on the phone got me unbalanced, I felt she would be fire if I get this girl as a wife.

We finally traveled to our home state today and I paid the bills for the traveling. My major plan of traveling was to see her people and do the needful before I mistakenly get her pregnant. But I'm seriously contemplating of canceling this plan and throw her out come January. I need peace.

Dear nairalanders, I'm really in the middle of the deep blue sea and the devil.

I need mature and candid advice please.
Should I continue with the marriage plans or the redflags are obvious?


I don't usually comment but on this one I have to.

please if you know you don't like attitude now before marriage ,this is the time to call it quit because she cannot change her attitude after marriage o

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simp: 12:57pm On Dec 22, 2023
oguns222:
When will you narrate how Muhammad kissed the penis of the young man, hassan?

When Will you tell us the homosexuality escapades of your morally rotten prophet, who slept with his son's wife and married a 6-year old girl?

For how long will you guys continue madness like this .must you comment .abi what kind of God forsaken person are you guys
simp: 11:07pm On Dec 15, 2023
how are they going to face the consequences .he didn't explain that

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simp: 4:27pm On Oct 19, 2023
xin5:
where are you based

you still wan f**k this one ni shocked
simp: 2:51pm On Aug 11, 2023
This head wey I dey look no be Yoruba own ooo. lol
simp: 3:03pm On Jul 31, 2023
There is a reason for everything in life .you will soon know why

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simp: 5:33pm On Jan 31, 2023
Osariemen12:
Death to all Tinubu's ers.

death to all your family member

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simp: 10:24am On Jan 21, 2023
Nijagogetsense:
Like I said this election is very personal to me. It will be a determinant to our personal growth, acceleration and development for the next eight years.

For those ing APC, it shall never be well with you and your families. It shall never be well with you and your future generations. The calamity of APC will befall on you.
And to all APC bots on nairaland, you shall never make it. Calamities, bad news will never be far from your household. Your lives will be likened to the way APC rule Nigeria.

Obi is our choice!


All the your curses will surely return to you and your generation unborn. Amen
simp: 2:11pm On Oct 28, 2022
My favourite birthday message .: fabia ala i rabbikuma tukadziban

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simp: 4:10pm On Mar 28, 2022
I see something today . I went to a market to do market survey in ilorin. They call the place ipata. That is where they sell or buy bags of cucumber.

Getting there, i.met like 20 bags of cucumber on ground. I ask the seller and she said it's 5k. I told them I want to pay 3k. They said no, while going they called me back that I should come and take it for that amount but you know sincerely I didn't go there to buy. If I price lower,they may still accept.

You need to see spoilt ones on the floor all around. I wan tire for cucumber for ilorin o. This is still dry season o, what will now happen during raining season. I need input from other locations please, maybe it's just this place. Thanks

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simp: 6:27am On Feb 09, 2022
Farmerakinloye6:
My cucumber nursery..it fifth days today and the growth is slow slow....

How do you water the seedling in this net. Will you remove it or water it from the to of the net
simp: 4:44pm On Feb 06, 2022
Farmerakinloye6:
New season is almost here (bonanza)..where are you on your preparation? Even if it 100stand at least you will not buy, and you will have enough to dash out. On 1 sachet last year I made almost 700k. This is my own preparation, though am little bit behind. I cut down orange, scanty cocoa and palm trees. My people here even ask me "those it Worth it?" Yes of course!!! cheesy

God bless you boss for all these free and selfless tips you are dishing out to people.God bless you abundantly.

Why are you clearing new location for your tomato farming this year. Is it for expansion or there is technical reason for that . God bless you once again.
simp: 12:05pm On Dec 14, 2020
Embezzlement things.
simp: 2:28pm On Jun 29, 2020
EmekaBlue:
But this staff is not being fair o...She forgot the part where Funke supplied her enough Amala ati Ewedu(hydraulic soup) steady.

And the main reason why she got sacked was when she mistakenly used Funke short broom she uses to stir ewedu soup to wash her toilet at the back

What is this one saying?
simp: 8:52pm On Feb 25, 2020
Call me on 07063965675. I need it urgently.
simp: 5:32am On Nov 30, 2018
oga,i beg help me send that one wey burn jare

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simp: 4:26am On Jul 23, 2018
SMH, did I hear you say it's about the country, we look like bubu,the fool to you abi? Continue

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simp: 9:23am On Jul 06, 2018
TDonald:
Mumu thread

Must you guys comment? why cant you just read and move on.Na wa o.after nairaland forcing you to make declarations,yet still did not work.

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simp: 5:29am On Jun 01, 2018
You never see crocodile, mad man

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simp: 5:24am On Jun 01, 2018
Everybody has turned to molester
simp: 11:49am On Jan 27, 2017
Chiedu4Trump:


Would you rather have they blowing people up like the religion of peace?

Is that the topic here?idiot!!!!

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simp: 10:27pm On Jul 06, 2016
jonaifame22:
How can I explain dis to my dick that,it was not a female pvssy, buh a pussy cat

You will kill me with laughter. Team Vaseline
simp: 4:19pm On Jul 06, 2016
eddyjibs:
d deceit and hypocrisy continues

Must you show your hatred for Islam everywhere. You better take it easy, Allah and over a billion Muslim don't give a damn about your sorry existence o
simp: 4:18pm On Jul 06, 2016
eddyjibs:
d deceit and hypocrisy continues

Must you shoe your hatred for Islam everywhere. You better take it easy, Allah and over a billion Muslim don't give a damn about your sorry existence o

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simp: 4:23pm On Apr 18, 2016
You have t change the law since you all have skeleton in your cupboard.If i dont have anything to hide why will i be concern about whoever the CCB is under.

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simp: 8:25am On Mar 09, 2016
bigtt76:
Why saying things like

Is this how GTBANK will rob me of my sweat and labour just because i am not a celebrity or a politician but an ordinary voiceless citizen.

It happens to everyone, the way you handle them depends on you stop being sentimental about it.

Go to their office and fill out the necessary forms.
simp: 7:48am On Mar 09, 2016
SexyStrawberry:
Abeg u be cripple? why are ur legs too heavy to walk in to any GTbank closer to u? Normally the money was supposed to reverse back to ur unless d ATM actually later dispensed the cash and a smart citizen picked up the free manner from above. undecided

Bros, I understand you but if you know my itinerary. You will pity me.
simp: 7:46am On Mar 09, 2016
SexyStrawberry:
Abeg u be cripple? why are ur legs too heavy to walk in to any GTbank closer to u? Normally the money was supposed to reverse back to ur unless d ATM actually later dispensed the cash and a smart citizen picked up the free manner from above. undecided

I intentionally waited after removing my card for the next person to use before leaving the machine.

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