NewStats: 3,264,410 , 8,183,643 topics. Date: Tuesday, 10 June 2025 at 11:20 PM 4l6g6d

Jarus: I also saw suddenly saw a lizard on my windscreen while driving two days ago. I staggered to park. Somebody helped me drive it home. I have not touched teh car till now.

Narrated the story to my facebook followers yesterday:

STRANGE LIZARD IN FRONT OF MY WINDSCREEN: I actually thought I was strong , but my experience yesternight scared the hell out of me. Didn't drive to work , but got home early enough to still use the car to check a friend that lives kilometers away. I was on highway (Lekki-Epe expressway, before Sangotedo), when I suddenly saw a lizard in front of my windscreen, in-between stationary wipers. The lizard was just, just panting, but not moving. It Was around 8pm. The scene scared me. iI must confess I was scared, especially given the suddenness with which it appeared, and I had driven 3 kilometres without seeing anything earlier. I staggered to park, ck, picked my phone and came out of the car. Then told people I saw by roadside why I stopped so abruptly. I couldn't go near the car, but a security man around used his torch to view windscreen, but didn't see anything. He said mine was the 3rd case he heard, and indeed, a neighbour, pointing to his house, also experienced same - lizard suddenly appearing on his dashboard - recenty, and he was part of the team that sent the lizard away. I also reading story of Femi Kuti recently, claiming he also saw a lizard in front of his car on Third Mainland Bridge, and created a Scene(I saw the pics on the internet recently). Now, I have not said this is necessarily mysterious and not possibly a case of stray lizard finding its way on a car when parked, but questions I want answered are: 1, my wife drove the car all day yesterday, and only parked it less than 1 hours bfore I took charge, it is hard to believe lizard found its way into the car bonnet(which was hot) within that 1 hour. 2, the suddenness was strange to me. 3, I have read about Femi Kuti's case and one of the bystanders claimed mine was the 3rd case of lizard-suddenly-appearing - on-car dashboard/windscreen he was seeing. Could all be cases of stray lizards? Why lizards always? Well, after the stir died down, I was afraid of driving the car, and was driven home by one of the guys around the scene yesternight, initially refusing to enter the car, but after finding taxi to no avail, ed the guy, sitting at the back and reciting plenty kursiyyu and qul ahuth all through the ride home. I haven't come near the car till now.

Chei Jarus
Your stock don fall for my eyes o
If u were my husband I for chase you back to your mothers house
What nonsense
A man being this fearful
If your wife or kids are scared who will they call then when the man of the house is shaking like Shakespeare at a corner
Tua!
I opened the door sometime ago and a bird flew in
My oga pursued that bird all around the house and I asked him to let it fly off and not kill it but as he attempted to shoo it out,he killed it and tossed it out
If na you,you for me run into baffroom na with your Koran
Mba nu
This is very bad
Tua

There was an alligator in my neighborhood some weeks ago
Since then I dey look well well at night before exiting the car at night with the front light off
I no wan die

This one no make front page
No Igbos there?

Lawalemi: I read the LG Chairman lamentation on his Facebook and I lambasted him. Why wait for things to get this bad?

I hope they don't harm you for speaking out
You know how vindictive and wicked these people can be
They don't like hearing the truth

Yes baba ajala it will be good to know what you had done previously

IgboWifeUSA: you people r really making me laugh. dont worry. me and my honey is closer than before. i appreciate the honest criticism.. i will be asking many question in the future....

I am glad this ended well.
You have a good heart
If you need recipe for some Nigerian dishes please let us know
I will be glad to help

Keneking: Looting and fraud in progress by PDP.

Then tell me why other PDP states in the south and middlebelt are not building Churches?

Katsina to build 34 mosques with N359m

The Katsina State government Wednesday awarded a N359.4 million contract for the construction of 34 Juma’at mosques in the state. Presenting certificates of the contract to the executors, Governor Ibrahim Shema said each mosque would cost the government N10. 5 million, and that they would be spread across the 34 local government areas of the state.
Shema said the gesture was part of the present istration’s efforts at improving the welfare of the people.

“The present government has empowered thousands of women and youths; they were trained in various skills and given money to start businesses. We have been procuring farm produce from our farmers at an appreciable price and selling same to citizens at cheaper rates,” he said.
The governor, who said that the contracts were awarded to indigenous companies, warned the contractors to have the fear of God in the execution of the projects.

[size=18pt]Earlier, Special Advisor to the Governor on Community Development, Alhaji Abubakar Yusuf Bindawa, said the present istration has constructed 305 Islamiyyah schools and mosques.[/size]
Bindawa said 12 new Juma’at mosques were earlier constructed by the government at the cost of N200 million.

http://dailytrust.info/index.php/new...ues-with-n359m

This is just one state

Churches are private ventures sponsored by the faithful followers but mosques are built with oil money from the Niger delta
Have you folks seen the rot in our country
Any wonder they have one WAEC success or two from these states year in year out and continually leading to a lowering of the scores to accommodate people who are not willing to learn.
They want to go to the mosques and spend their portion of state resources to build mosques,marry wives.
Please God let this nation be divided in my lifetime
We don't belong together with these people at all
There is no similarity whatsoever and dissimilar people have no business being grouped together

Amen.

coogar:

she's not pregnant - that's the normal size of her belly. these cheap bloggers would write nonsense to drive traffic. which sane man would penetrate someone else's pregnant wife?

No be nigerian men dey give mad women belle ?
But I think this is just someone trying to drive traffic to a blog by picking up pictures from the Internet and using it.
These people may even be from Papua New Guinea


How many pregnant women in Nigeria wear stretch jeans
See her hair,no Brazilian weave

doc sholz: if his apparatus isnt functioning as u said she should have gotten a divorce, d last time i checked marriage is not by force

Shouldn't she sample others before deciding who to go with?
She was auditioning the potential new replacement
You think it is easy to just pack up and leave and run the risk of falling into the same situation

Nauttyprof: Abeg make una enlighten me o.... which one be Abacha again. Honestly, I don't know this African salad that we are discussing on. Any help?

I made this one in America
No Igbo person should laugh o
I know it looks poisonous but trust me we survived it
I had to make do
Didn't have all the right ingredients and the Abacha was dried and had to be soaked
I tried
I didn't even have akanwu
It still tasted ok-ish

Kai I miss my grandma,she was an expert in Abacha and ugba
She will load it with stock fish and dried bushmeat with garden eggs on the side
may her beautiful soul RIP

coogar:

she's not pregnant - that's the normal size of her belly. these cheap bloggers would write nonsense to drive traffic. which sane man would penetrate someone else's pregnant wife?

This may even be an act or a nollywood scene

I've noticed that not one single person has condemned this man
Una see una double standards?
Mschtwwww
The husband should go and cure his ere.ctile dysfunction o jare
It's not everyone that stands up to pee pee that is qualified to be called man

Maybe na the man own the belle sef
I blame the husband for not satisfying his woman
He pushed her to it
All these men with dead abunnas walking about
Poor girl
Who knows what she has suffered till she succumbed to temptation and found solace in a man with a functional apparatus
[size=18pt]All of you should try and put yourselves in her shoes and stop condemning her[/size]

naijainfogalery:

Wonders they say shall never end, is this story of a pregnant wife who still goes about having sexual intercourse with her lover.

Here is the full story.

The woman in question happens to have been seeing the man for a while. They been having extra marital affairs for a very long time. The husband of the woman in question has been hearing rumors of his wife misconduct, but he never believed.

On that fateful day as usual his wife and her lover, went to their normal rendezvous which was a particular hotel (Name withheld) to have sexual intercourse. The husband who is already alert, got a call from his informant, he bursted into the hotel and caught in pregnant married wife with another in the very act.

The husband took pictures and recorded some videos which he started posting on social media.

Why do married women cheat? Same for married men

Click here to read more http://www.naijanani.com

She is fully dressed so what exactly did the husband walk in on?.

He could have been providing counseling
He could have been praying for her and the baby
Casting out demons from her then he got sweaty and took off his shirt ,you know how some demons can be stubborn and naija is hot and humid.
The husband is over reacting

gbanikiti: How can cholera be a type of food poisoning? I never hear that one before o!

Now you know
I started a thread sometime ago to educate Nigerians on the term food poisoning of course it didn't make front page since there was no dead body involved

Educate yourself and educate others

http://www.foodrepublic.com/2012/06/26/8-kinds-food-poisoning-know-and-avoid

Cahmegga: Allow the man rest naa...which wan con be Abacha again?

Not the same pronunciation at all
No correlation with your dead dictator

Afam4eva: My Mum actually buys Abacha whenever she goes to Cele bus-stop area.

Please tell her to stop



The named victims were Yoruba
I didn't know Yorubas eat Abacha

gbanikiti: I thought cholera is a water borne disease? I suspect the contaminated "abacha" is food poisoning and not cholera. I stand to be corrected though.

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Cholera is a type of food poisoning Nne[/size]


Others common ones are salmonella
Staph
Shigella
E. coli

Etc

Let them not ban Abacha o