NewStats: 3,259,434 , 8,170,088 topics. Date: Saturday, 24 May 2025 at 11:47 PM 9s5q

Guy a friend of urs drove u on a bike














Are u kidding me?









Sincerely u must be joking?

Bro..... Go on with the relationship..... Since thr is love even if she is a police officer...... It doesn't matter... Wat really matter is ur love for her...... Bang her very well...... They ar really good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















































































But mind u she might be a karashika

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jaydee8:
you don chop 2day so? APC scam victim!!

Hey....... Ar u sure u ve not been unaccutically disabled..... Guy go and drink water to cool ur brain.... It seems its over heating





Just an advice though

jaydee8:
you don chop 2day so? APC scam victim!!

Hey....... Ar u sure u ve not been unaccutically disabled..... Guy go and drink water to cool ur brain.... It seems it over heating





Just an advice though

People deceiving people since 1880










Is ur boy SHEEGO2015

Hunnydropps:




WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!
I DID read the post. I have NO vision problem. If you DIDN'T KNOW....the word 'BEAUTIFUL' is NOT a gender specific word. I chose the word because he looks like a beautiful creation...as I believe ALL babies are. I can honestly say that I come across some of the kindest people and some of the most rude and moronic people ever. Guess which you belong to? I suggest you brush up on your vocabulary.

BTW, the definition of BEAUTIFUL...JUST SO YOU KNOW:
beau·ti·ful

ˈbyo͞odəfəl/

adjective

pleasing the senses or mind aesthetically.

"beautiful poetry"

synonyms:[/b]attractive, pretty, [b]handsome, good-looking, alluring, prepossessing; 

Tell me do you see 'handsome' as a synonym? Do you know what synonyms are...need me to post it's definition also?

People always trying to start trouble.

Bro..... No hard feelings though..... But nxt time.. try n be more sensible wen u talk to ppl or making comments.... If u don't know, I can b of help without collecting a dime..








#peaceout

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Speechless

yusaze:
Movie star, Omotola's 17 year old music producer son, M.J known as Captain E, showed off his new hairstyle on snapchat and Omotola decided to air her view on her instagram page.

You can tell she isn't too pleased, But gone are the days when parents beat their kids or force them to act a certain way..New age!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBndIkXm0Hc/?taken-by=realomosexy

cc: lalasticlala, ishilove, ijebabe

So

olayinka807:
Beautiful actress Mercy Aigbe Gentry is one of our favorite actress and she just loves to slay each time she steps out.
The fashionista actress took to her Instagram to share a photo of herself doing the ‘dab’ pose.

We would like to know, do you think she slayed the pose?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBnO8RXSjNM/?taken-by=mercyaigbegentry

. Abeg wetin concern me

Hunnydropps:
He is truly beautiful. Congrats on your new edition.

.... Ar u so unoptically obliged........ Nxt time read d content very well before making comment.



# peace out

The rigorous nature of the beautiful game makes it almost impossible for players to avoid bookings. These days, players get unnecessarily booked for performing crazy acts like simulation and time wasting. However, this can be attributed to the emotional nature of the game where players perform ridiculous acts to gain maximum points. The game has seen its fair share of crazy acts. These are individuals who despite all odds, perform crazily and getting booked unnecessarily. The likes of Gennaro Gattuso, Pepe, Zinedine Zidane, Pepe and Mario Balotelli all have tales to tell on how ridiculous attitudes can get one sent off. It may also surprise you to know that some players have played the beautiful game (excellently), and won laurels without earning red cards! Socceramebo today, introduces you to 4 soccer players who never received red cards in their professional careers.
1. Ryan Giggs
What a great way to start this list with unarguably, the most decorated player in Britain. Ryan Giggs made over 600 appearances for Manchester United in the Premier League for 24 years without getting a red card! Imagine playing through a tensed Premier League atmosphere with ionate fans, desperate defenders, tensed situations and most times, annoying referees without getting sent off (not even once). The Premier League is known for its physicality, and it requires an amazing personality to play through it without getting red carded.

2. Damien Duff
Damien Duff spent 18 years in the English Premier League, but 14 of these years were spent with “lower clubs”. Known for his workaholic nature, Duff performed his duties judiciously without getting red carded throughout his stay in the league. It is common practice for wingers to get frustrated by tough tackling especially in the tough atmosphere of the Premier League, but Duff stood his ground and left the scene with a clean record.
3.

Raul
Raul was undoubtedly a talent in his prime who could turn a game around in his favor out of nothing. Few strikers in the game will boast of his predatory instincts, and fewer others will also boast of his disciplinary records. Raul amassed over 550 appearances for Real Madrid including tensed El Classico fixtures, Champions League and Copa del Rey ties without getting red carded. His time at Schalke also produced tensed moments, but he was never red carded. This further cements the assertion that the former Real Madrid record goal scorer is not only an attacking predator, but also a symbol of humility and discipline.
4.

Philipp Lahm
It takes a great measure of discipline for a defender (and sometimes, a defensive midfielder) to play over 25, 000 minutes of professional football without getting red carded. The 32-year old who scored the opening goal at the 2006 FIFA World Cup started his professional career at Bayern’s B team, and has grown into a reliable player. His technical ability has continuously been hailed by his managers and players alike which make him perfect across several positions including defensive midfield. If he endeavors to keep this record, Lahm will be ed as one of the most technical, intelligent and disciplined defenders ever to play the beautiful game.

A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she s you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem. what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?
Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance 3. It is polite, it bows after performing.

Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves. ⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're bleeped.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got bleeped to achieve it.
⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.....


Cc: dani1luv , Ben13

A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she s you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem. what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?
Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance 3. It is polite, it bows after performing.

Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves. ⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're bleeped.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got bleeped to achieve it.
⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter......

This gives an insight into the mythical football match between India and Nigeria which allegedly led to the former being banned from football competitions over the use of magical powers on the football pitch.
Virtually everybody born before the invention of the internet must have heard the tale of a mythical football match between Nigeria and India that obviously took place in a parallel universe and somehow we got to hear the gory stories of that match.
Though there are many variations of the story, every prevaricator seems to agree on a couple of facts about this fictional football match.
Each story-teller agrees that;
1. This match ended with India scoring 99 goals and Nigeria scoring just one goal.
2. Nigerians where unable to kick the ball because the football kept turning into a lion head (or something scary) to prevent them from playing the soccer ball.
3. The Indians later agreed that if Nigeria could score a goal, they would concede defeat
4. Samuel Okwaraji scored the winning goal and lost his life in the process.
5. FIFA banned India from soccer because they used black magic in that very game
With the help of common sense (not that it was absent back then), quick access to information and the internet, every right thinking Nigerian has come to realise that such a story should be filled under “Blatant Lies”.
Why Did This Story Thrive For So Long?
Most people like to off this story as true with the fact that no one has ever seen India in an International Football Match.
Since no one actually saw India participate in most international soccer games, this gave a little credence to the story. Another reason this lie could thrive for long was the fact that credible information was not readily available at our finger tips.
It’s not like every Emeka, Audu and Ojo could visit Google in a matter of minutes and tell our ominous fabricators that they should stop spreading toxic lies. And to be honest we have a tingling feeling that this lie was concocted by an elder of a community because, let’s be honest who questions the words of the elders in Nigeria. , what an adult sees sitting down a child will never see even if he consults Google, Siri or Cortana.
The Element of Truth In This Story
On the 12th of August 1989, Nigeria lost Sam Okwaraji. Sam Okwaraji was the player rumoured to have lost his life in that game when in truth he died during a FIFA World Cup qualifying game against Angola in the 77th minute.
He collapsed and died of cognitive heart failure. May his soul rest in Perfect Peace. AMEN. So that is the only truthful thing about that story, the fact that a Nigerian player died during a football match. That’s it.
The match was not against India, we did not lose the match and as you must have guessed, and there were no lions either.

Cc : semid4lyfe , honeric01

BITTER TRUTH!!!
1. If You Marry A Girl That Can't cook, Bros Your Case Dey
"MR BIGGS"
2. When next you check your boyfriend's texts. Ignore his chats with girls, and check the ones with guys. That's where the
truth is
3. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it
won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as Useless as the
"p"in Psycho
4. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy.
5. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes from Above not Abroad.
6. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your
heart to beat fast. .
7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat,a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. That's life
8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM - 5Mins ago, Twitter- 2Mins ago . BIBLE OR QURAN- 2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene
9. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but Women Still retain the 1st position
10. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So think deep, choose ur prison mate carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid
Prison break
11. To those who commit suicide; why are you So selfish? Why kill yourself when so many people are looking for who to use for money rituals?
12. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in the Bible.So if any guy calls you an angel,na wash ooooo.


cc

2000logos:
nice thread..
following

Pls I need a logo.... Pm pls

can someone pls explain d meaning of self fulfilled...especially in relevance to konga phones sales

Bank sent me a message yesterday saying: Dear Lalastica, your bank with balance of: N0.026 has been restricted and banned due to the instruction by CBN regarding Bank Verification Number deadline of 31th Oct. You will no longer be able to deposit or withdraw money from your bank . Please kindly return our withdrawal booklet and the ATM Card we issued you as you could not even be kind enough to come and your after we opened it free of charge for you and still dashed you N1000 as bonus which you withdrew immediately without leaving a dime for us. You broke- ass stingy idiot! We do not want to involve the police in this matter because na God go punish you and we swear; we will not warn you again, so just respect yourself and return all the bank documents we gave you. Idiot!!! . Haba!! E reach like that??....

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i heard thr wil b only two batches in 2016..hw tru is it?

webshopng1:
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Wen there is money
you will be stepping anyhow you like

wasere babatunde oladipupo.....i dey fl u

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nnamdibig:
This woman..........I pity you if God should answer the prayers of Nigerians on your head.

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lol.......buh d wpman get liver o

nc one

oyadanoz:

no peticustan minister defend his salvation but the scripture does. its only chatolic that uses doctrines to defend thair idolatory belif and all that are not biblecal.

idolatery?......ar u sure u ed tru sec schl n even if u did...i doubt if u ar taught CRK....d so cal penticostal churches al spring forth from ur sef acclaimed adulatory catholic church just because of thr selfish n stupid interest...rescind ur comment abeg

TrajansKong:
I SAY AGAIN!!

This is not the African Way.
The Pope is wrong. How can we respect him as a man of God if he travels amongst the common people? How can we glorify one who does not glorify himself? He is a messenger of God!! He should reflect God's power accordingly.We do not exalt those on our own level. A true pastor must SHOW he is above us in every way.

The Vatican has billions and BILLIONS in precious metals and stones but this pope does not display any of this for us to ire. If we cannot SEE and ire a man's power and wealth how can we follow him and give unto his glory?

This pope is a disgrace to Christianity. A man of God cannot be humble. He must be mighty as God is mighty.Fly your private jet, Papa Oyedepo! Wear your Rolex, Papa Adeboye. Wear your Armani suits Pastor Daniel! We cannot judge you as we judge ourselves. You are truly men of God. Our spiritual and earthly masters!

lol..cant blieve a xtian can write dis....is it not in d bible wen JESUS drank water from a non Jewish and a lady for dat matter...he moved wit smal children and healed those battling wit diseases..if JESUS used dat era's private jet wit many security guides..wil he b able to mov wit common men.....abeg rescind yr comment