NewStats: 3,262,917 , 8,178,513 topics. Date: Wednesday, 04 June 2025 at 04:25 AM 4gi5q

mhisbliss:
This isn't a conversation i can ever enjoy because you don't come off as someone I'd want to dally with, it's more like a question and answer session and I'm patient enough to answer most of it.

Blowing your own horns is a big turn off for me, you just assume you're more handsome than someone you never met, what does that say about you?

You wouldn't know why, even if it bites you in the ass

@EMBOLDEN, exactly how cool i am .......,......................................who says i haven't seen his picture BTW



how can i "turn you back on"

mhisbliss:
errhh

Ok

No

you know, sometimes i don't understand you


one minute you're replying my mentions like you enjoying the conversation and attention


and the next minute, BOOM!............you stop replying, almost like something hit you hard and you just realise:


"oh crap!........i'm actually chatting with this extremely funny, highly intelligent, painfully annoying guy who's way handsome than my twinny"


do you feel threatened by me, "hardcore",...,...............................is that it?..................

even before i opened the thread, i knew the reason would be a "big dick"


it's never a case of "she broke up with me cos my dick is too small" on the internet



anyways wetin concern me

airforce i hear say dem no allow you and your pregnant bae enter the house party on saturday


na true

EniHolar:
Your mates are in Russia, you're busy giving me rules and regulations. Even God didn't give moses 11 commandments.

chisos!!!


this one just off me

that "tell your friends to not wed, give birth, die or whatever" cracked me up



12) no sex till 12am when all 3 matches plus later highlights must have been played and watched


13) that period will be one of my most weakest point, so no asking for my atm or money for the month cos i might unknowingly send you my life savings while watching the match

mhisbliss:
Do i look like i give a fvck?

how will i know that?


it's not like i've seen you or your picture before.



anyways you stay in lag or rivers?

Bluezy13:


Hmmm...

Sometimes, I read some posts and I wonder which planet the posters come from

same here man....................same here

this is quite enlightening


mhisbliss are you genuine or fake

hehehehde

2 of them dey craze


btw gee-work (yahoo) and runz business (ashawo), which one is more legit?.......................................which one is less evil?

there is a difference between [[ith]]


"he dared me to have sex with him"

and


"he dared me to have sex with him without condom"


which ever one it is you are still 50 shades of foolish


and this story 100 shades of fake


[je]

mhisbliss:
You expected forgiveness when you cheated, its only logical you do otherwise when its her turn, afterall she has all the reasons in the world to cheat on you as well

even the bible says the only reason a married man or woman can request for a divorce is if the opposite spouse cheats (adultery)


so if you my wife cheat on me, i will send you back to your ancestrial home


and if i feel the urge to cheat or i fall in love with another woman, i will set you up with a man that will cajole and persuade you into commiting adultery with him........................then i will send you back to your ancestrial home and marry the new woman


[d]

OboOlora:
Vaseline crew right now...

why you dey insult us na


you expect us to use our precious vaseline because of our fellow man yansh wey we see


you don't know vaseline is now expensive bah

pocohantas:
OP, let me understand you.

You are bothered that you are dating a Nigerian girl, that never demands or collects anything from you?

Is that the problem?

i knew you'd run down to this thread

na people like you dey make women say we men are confused


if she is always asking, na wahala
if she's not asking at all na double wahala


anyways the possible reasons for her refusal to accept ur gifts are viz:


1) she's tryna make you think she's wife material 100yards so you can put a ring on it sha-per-ly....................(she doesnt know you're a confuse guy though )


2) she has a side niggie or maga that do the "gifting and spending"....,................,.she prolly has several guys with their specific roles and fortunately (according to you, unfortunately), yours ain't spending


3) she's a feminist that takes her independence in high esteem..........if this is the case oga just qun for your dear life o cos na two of una go dey drag for house


and lastly,.


4) she prolly is just structured like that and feels she doesnt have to be a burden to you................if this is the case, wife her up immediately!!

lemme pick my pen and notepad............................. . . .



i need to jot down salient points cos i intend flirting with mhisbliss later tonight [soxoxo]

mhisbliss:
Just maybe

that's encouraging

so.......?

mhisbliss:
Just maybe

that's encouraging

so.......?

mhisbliss:
Just maybe

that's encouraging

so.......?

mhisbliss:
Maybe i can

how much "maybe"?

mhisbliss:
Lol a dictionary recognized it, but a nobody said its not correct, now put yourself in my shoes and tell me who you'd listen to in this context? A nobody? Or a dictionary? Your guess is as good as mine

Now you can go back to being irrelevant, thank you

holy fùck!!!


i wanna know this girl



b******g i wanna know you.......................can you make that happen?

kimbraa:
[b]I pity the girl[/b]a sha 'cause that guy asslicks shamelessly too much. I used to pity him when he was on Safià.

he's just tryna mingle na


and@embolden, there is no "girl" anywhere...............it's piko himself running both accts .

chisos!!.........wetin man no go see for nl

the man no even get teeth again o ,...........!.............

na wah o this woman brave sha

mhisbliss for
solution

blessing for

solution [ale]

kimbraa:
Are you aware your boyfriend is a chronic womaniser? And one who doesn't do it discreetly.

hahahahahahahahahaha


kuku kee mee


Cc: donpiiko [ko]

Picture of your vagina with herpes or idonbilivit!!!

mhisbliss:
You can't sit on the fence on this one, you must pick a side

mhisbliss:
Condition for what exactly? Whats wrong with this guy?

mail?

mhisbliss:
No mails, just stop quoting me

i already gave you a condition


mail?

Kimcutie:
Playing football at night attracts demons.

na wah for the person wey tell you that one o