NewStats: 3,264,249 , 8,183,126 topics. Date: Tuesday, 10 June 2025 at 10:53 AM 43o2s

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Accurate11:
O boy! see child were him papa waste money 2 send sch. "spilling, vegin" lol

Hahahahahahaha

kilokeys:
i laff at sexual incompatibility

lemme guess

u have a square peg, she has a round hole

or

u have a round peg, she has a square hole

or

ur peg is located on ur forehead, her hole is hidden in her armpit




cos why else would there be incompatibility?

Dis dude is so funny!............me sef tire ooo which one be say una no dey sexually compactible again?............abi d tin no d enta ni?

bizzle2:
bullsheet story...tiles in the cell toilet indeed.
dem neva provide functional toilet finish, talkless of tiling.
the boy's testicles were probably sliced during torture in attempt to force/extract a confession

Omo! Dis ur line of reasoning eeeehhh!!!

Tinubu:
Ok


Let's add some Sugar to the Op's tea

MORE MISTAKES THAT LADIES MAKE WHEN THEIR GUY CHEATS ON THEM



1- Embarking on a revenge mission just to give themselves a false sense of justice... Two wrongs never make a right.... Just because he cheated on you with your bestie doesn't mean that you should go out of your way to fucck the living daylight out of his best friend too ..... For your information, men aren't the ones who are called 'hoes' when they become a public commodity.... Women are .... So don't sacrifice your dignity on the alter of blind vengeance... After all the Bible says, 'Vengeance is of the Lord's'

2- Crying and asking him what you have done to deserve this... Many girls do this when they are so besotted with the dude, that they let their common-sense fly out the window.... You don't have to do or not do anything for your guy to cheat... Asking him why he cheated is like asking him 'why did the chicken cross the road?' .... If you think you can't bear it, simply dump his sorry asss and move on to better things...

3- Complaining to your Pastor.... This sounds funny, but many girls actually go this far... Fornication is already a sin on its own, now you report to your pastor, who in turn brings in the Holy Ghost to come and settle issues between you fornicators. The thunder that would soon fire both of you is doing press-up.

4- Stubbornly refusing to accept a sincere and unreserved apology.... To err is human, to forgive divine... If the dude is really showing remorse and has clearly made up his mind not to go down that path again, don't be hard on him, else he just might change his mind again, and tell you to go to hell ... Point is, if u want to dump him, dump him fast. If you want to forgive him, please forgive him with as little drama as possible.

Bros ur head dey dia....infact na honey u add to the thread.......stil some olodos no go use dia head......any man wey cheat on u, leave am waka...notin lyk say na temptation or mistake

Chaiiii!!!!!!!!........torres for dem
Bad belle d sweet oooo

omo madrid dey draw ooooo...............

Tinubu:
Ok

Summary of the story:

An expired celebrity has taken advantage of an unfortunate but common event, to get himself noticed Let him enjoy the cheap attention while it lasts

If he was really a celebrity, he wouldn't even be detained... How many times him don hear say dem detain Wizkid, Olamide, or Don Jazzy?

dude get a and rest jaree.why beefing d guy. afta all u too grooved and enjoyed his jams b4 ur wizkid abi wizpikin era.somedays even dis guys u mentioned are all gona expire

NairalandOP:
Na, they are just confusing Buhari's visit to Osun and Ogun APC Presidential Rally. They erroneously thought the Boko Haram General is gaining ground in those states

Dude you 're funny.......all dos buharist go wan cut ur head nw

sexymoma:
Whats it about all these
7 things to do before marriage
6 ways to know if he is sexually active
9 ways to know if she s a wife material
8 ways to know if he s the right man for you..
How many ways Una wan ...

E go get wan stage wey be say nairaland women go dey pray say " God give me Husband, Man na Man o"

Tru talk jaree..........everybody be forming relationship expert lyk say we no knw say we humans are unpredictable.

randsandnaira:
I am in my late 30s and i met the lady of my dreams early this year. The lady seemed to be into me, and then, the big question came. She asked for my age and then i told her. The moment i did, she freaked out.

She is in her late 20s and tolD me the age difference is too much for her to handle. I persuadeD her that it doesn't matter but she wasn't persuaded. As it were, I'm so worried cos i truly care about her.

Please advise me on how to win her heart. I'd appreciate mature response. Thank you.

She neva crios broda

e need more of this preachers in this end times!

Oh God, send more labourers into the harvest[/quote]
True talk

Eats lots of foods and even ready to try out new ones...........but not northern foods....dos are a complete turn off for me xpecialy dat dia kerikeshi....aaarrrgggg!!!!

I realy love this thread..........In as much as I hate to critisize or judge a Man of God, am lyk d christians of Ephesus, who afta being taught by Apostle Paul stil search d scriptures themselves in a quest to know d truth.............I can worship in any church, anywhere but wil outrightly refute any doctrine not found in d bible......salvation from d beginning is and wil always be free. If wot dis broda says is true den CE has notin to justify such actions......but its also our duty to pray for these men of God....afta all they too are humans

Hmmmm.....I get all dis qualities and even more.....so ladies!!!...........wheruna dey na?

dis thread jst d make me laugh............but I know for sure dat d standard in Fed Uni is more than dat of private Uni