NewStats: 3,263,952 , 8,182,068 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 02:16 AM 1h4b6u

Miravik900:


See this pig, did I tell you I want to personalize the pussy, you sabi read attol? nonsense entity I just dey fvck the bitch for the main time when I'm tired I discard the same wey I will do your sister and mother if I get hold of there whorish selves

for your mind you think say you get sense, but your mumu don ripe. Abeg bros mention me when dem hang another man pregnancy for your head.

backnbeta:
But when bubu was quarter to his grave, he was good enough? Also Yaradua of blessed memory was good enough to rule even though he was sick and even died on the throne. Buncha idiots

okay so you want another person to die on the throne. Alright your wish be done

rabglobal:
Don't mind them. Last week I was ing through Adeniyi Jones in Lagos they were sharing you know what to their paid crowds. Laughing in Swahili.

and you didn't care to drop the location immediately, even if it was money for fried Turkey and chivita exotic I will manage it na

newnigerdelta00:





Then pay your own crowds na, politics is a game so why drinking acid?

chai, so you see politics as a game? May APC and buhari happen to your children and generation. If e sure for you reply with amen.

Miravik900:

Lol I laugh in Chinese just watch and see if I no show girls shege call me mugu

place your 10k na, make you see if you no go come back here

Miravik900:


How many times do I have to tell you to fvck off my mentions hoes cunt worshipper

bro, you don't have wisdom. In your attempts to break more hearts another babe go still run you street, and you go still cry come back here. Make we bet 10k each.

Starzo:


If you don't have an interaction with a Nigerian for more than week you might end up like that boy... Being able to banter words with nigerians is your only reason for living

not all hero wear cape, we the reason that guy is still alive.

TMKsouth:


Atleast I can take meds for HIV.

What does one take for evilness - scamming innocent people, selling drugs, trafficking humans, skull mining?

Ever wondered why u get thoroughly searched at every single airport on planet earth as Japagerians?

was it a Nigerian that called the bloody hypocrite a sissy boy? Your forehead like Zuma rock. Nigeria government need to export more sniper energy drink to you guys in south Africa because I see more sissy boys patronizing shoeside. They call you sissy boy you run commit suicide.

TMKsouth:


I'm a South African. We don't Japa everywhere including ratchet countries like u in the hope of a better life.

Have you identified any old ladies to scam today?

bro, you on a Nigerian forum. But I like your style sha, no money for transport to come Nigeria you use your phone dey sneak in

Corridon:
Do you even listen to yourself? Someone called the boy what he is proud to be and he went ahead to take his own life. Was he expecting to be called a macho man.

the teacher should have plainly used sissy woman, maybe he would still be alive by this moment.

brosom:
Eggxactly, for him home oo

ahh you don copy my spelling of exactly

brosom:
Go ahead niggarr, you've got my signature

But after all this and u didn't bang her, then u re not Smart as u think.

It's a game and she carry u handicap .

ahh boss easy, handicap! So you mean the girl dash am 3points and still dey lead am on. Let's watch and see if he finally makes a comeback.

Mine was not being serious with secondary school, if I had done even a little of my part then definitely I should be among the best three in all class. But no I depended on my retentive memory to carry me through all term without notes. I no regret much since I didn't even further.

E get some things you go observe for this world e go wan shock you, but when you say people plenty and no be everybody get sense.

Me I fit dey viewing center at the same time dey chat you occasionally on weekdays. But on Sunday you sure definitely know that its an off day. Because after mass is soccer till nature calls (uninterruptedly). Football over girls.

Bro forget all these thingz those persons dey yan for up there, if you get enough time to Bleep beta Bleep abeg enjoy am.

VeryWickedMan:
Nothing because your head go don enter poly bag.
I need a flimsy excuse to use my side chicks for rituals.

are you wicked at all? With the high insecurity in the country and you are still looking for flimsy excuse. Just cut the head for bag and blame unknown gunmen.

SexyDenzel:
28000 X 8minutes ÷ 60 ÷ 24 = 155. She bleeped for 155 days non stop during service.

nice quotation

Bullhari007:
23 years of prostitution 28,000 men and she can't afford decent life for herself after retirement.... this woman must be what we called typical osho free... TUFIAKWA

the way I just balance for my office dey analyze and calculate the equation. For instance she is a Nigerian, our currency is naira, as at 1999 the value of 1000naira should be massive and no local man man will pay for a short time with that amount but let's assume its 1k all the men paid for every service. Alright 28000×1000=28million. She has two children whom she trains in school,clothes and feeds plus herself and every upkeep. Check am na 28milli no go suppose reach na .

You done the maths already. You are damn right.

She’s low mileage in my opinion. Morning afternoon and evening before going to bed for 23 years isn’t too much.

23 years of active service, 28000 men is actually low mileage she definitely reduced the numbers. She could be right also because some do come back another day just like she said some men after 5to10 years still recognise her.

Retires after 28000 men

You mean she actually keeps record of her oloshoism practices

naaaaaaa I doubt this news

you didn't read where she said she gets at least 10 men a day while younger until the onset of competition it reduced to 4. Get your calculator and do the maths bro 4×365×23years. 28000+ mens bro, you literally have to simultaneously move your instrument sideways before you could get a feel.

I had to slide way down to the end of the story so I can be sure you are not taking me to another place. Confirmed let try if I can read now.

Too much of Hollywood movies has made a glitch in Ade's thinking

fman:
Chai
This wan no know say sugar go turn am to 2minutes man
Na wetin make Olosho like Aboki
They no fit last ^2minutes

no lies bro, those aboki too like sugar and raw maggi. But the issue of 2minutes when dem sabi every drugs wey fit make you last 2days. Fear all these burantashi boys.

Jack500:



Tinubu will never step down for any obituary, those that want to die, should go and die.

See this one, God bless Nigeria because obituary is on the ballot, no more Biafra?

Don't worry, Your sense will fly back in February, after your obituary candidate has lost woefully.

Any pigs that shout Biafra or death by that time will be killed at sight.

na everybody teeth dem go use brush ground no discrimination. By that time if I see you for junction where you dey pursue motor dey shout "owo da" na laff I go dey laff you with my hungry stomach you self go carry your hungry stomach go your way. Life sweet no lies na everybody go suffer am if we no vote wisely.

Hollybratt:
Wos dis wan sayin

don't mind him, he is ing your movement with going and coming back tfare. Ariri means sorrow.

obailala:
You don already swear for yourself and your generation by endorsing animalistic behaviour. Nothing wey you wan swear wey go fit work.

your left nyash.

obailala:
Refresh your memory that you animalistic behavior? Thats noted!

e be like your head dey touch, get out of my way make I no swear for you.

Explorerx:

You have a low humor son
Go and prepare for sales tomorrow
I wish you luck
Wretched fellow

thanks bro, but don't forget to rinse your mouth off the smell of garri and groundnut that is frustrating you bro. No love lost

Explorerx:

Gtfoh
Your jokes are stale old nigga
Go and sleep so you can enter Alaba for tomorrow sales

being a gateman isn't the lowest of the low. Double your hustle bro