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Ishilove: Gibberish is not an insult, it means that what u wrote is not understood by this person, pls don't get my words wrong. It is just a polite way of saying that u make no damn sense ![]() ![]() No need 4 insults here. |
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They have the same mouth and facial feature, they must b family related
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SMH ocean, beach or sea water is salty, not only beach water. If ur niece doesn't get the dictionary definition of the 3 words then send her 2 Yaba left 4 consultation, where her parents must b residing. Only crazy parents can give such description of Kuramo beach water. |
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paranoia_pill: Please point out 2 us all where in the Qur'an it says that only men should pay bill, and that they should never change nappies or clean the home. what u wrote above is just a very poor distraction from the subject. For a lady, you have too much testosterone in your system. I cant even imagine you as the custodian of a decent home. paranoia_pill: LWKMD, I know that it hurts u guys 2 ur bones that some men are caring and understanding 2 their partner, there r always transformers 2 hug if u r in need of comion. SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!! Its your likes that have turned women into hustlers!!! And it's men like u that have turned women into the bitter person that ur partner must certainly b. Johndoe100: By any measure that a man is judged here in Nigeria, I am more of a man than your father will ever be. I mean this, socially, financially, achievement wise, you name it. I will not compare you to myself as that would be unfair. My son who is still in school is himself more of a man than you. The idea that you are giving me advice on marriage made me laugh so hard I spilt the drink I was holding. What a clown you are. What do you know about women? Foolish small boy. Learn from your elders and betters and you may just survive long enough to be as old as we are. Let me guess? u were holding a beer, while lounging in the sitting room, watching footy with ur pot belly bursting out of ur T-shirt, while ur wife was slaving in the kitchen trying 2 fix ur animal self dinner, and caring 4 that sad child of urs at the same time. I can already picture u and can't help but feel sorry, not 4 the sad lady that ended up with an animal like u, but I really do feel sorry 4 the young boy that looks up 2 the clueless Gorilla that u r. O ma se o 2 Likes |
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paranoia_pill: WORD!!! ***Rudy goes on his knees*** O heavenly Father, our protector and guide, You are the greatest Friend and joy we have. It is not for myself that I want to pray today, dear Father, but for those lost souls like Uplawal , Paranoia pill or the already lost 4 good Johndoe100 who greatly need ur guidance. Only You are left, dear Father. Do be with them in all things at all times. Protect them from their greatest enemies who are clearly THEMSELVES Forgive them their sins and put love of others in their hearts, as we can clearly see that they don't love their partners. O do make them happy in their lives at home, dear Father, and help them live as You would have them live, as we can clearly feel the devil/hatred in their lost heart. Above all, put love in their hearts for you, but also for the partner that you have sent their way. And thank You, my Father, for Your goodness to them, I know you have been patient with these devil controlled individuals. Thank You for Your love and guidance and protection! AMEN. Efemena_xy: It all depends on who is the 1st? |
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Poster The smell of a rat is 2 strong 2 b ignored, what u wrote is foul and probably the reason why nobody will ever go down with your request. |
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Johndoe100: When you grow and stop fantasizing about women (by the way none of the women here will let you sniff their underwear no matter how much you neuter yourself)you may be lucky enough to understand what I am saying. For now it is obvious that you and the other unmarried boys and girls just had to come and spoil what was to be a good thread. U r again using ur conceited way of thinking 2 believe that what u *or any other foolish man like u* wrote is a factor in making this a good thread. The day u open ur tiny mind and realize that marriage is about 2 individuals, is the day u will have a chance of being a MAN, until then keep on being the dirty animal that u obviously r. 4 Likes |
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Johndoe100: Where do all this pimple faced adolescents come from? You sound like those semi homosexual pansies, hell, what am I saying you probably are one. Go back to school and study. When you grow up come back. Coming from someone who wrote that he is never wrong, and even when he is, he is still right, I have 2 ask who is the adolescent here, LWKMD. Let me guess, u r.ape ur wife whenever she denies u of sex? Oh no, even better, U beat the crap out of her if she disagree with ur conceited self? We all know ur type, u smell foul from a mile down the road with ur stu.pid way of thinking. 6 Likes |
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What about having men wooing multiple ladies? Since it is all in a *fun* spirit, none should be left out.
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Ishilove: so u r saying that the mouth is not foul, but the toothbrush that cleans the dirt from the mouth *that isn't foul* is foul? pls care 2 make some sense of the gibberish u r saying here. If u can kiss the mouth then U should have no problem with anything used 2 clean it. A toothbrush should not be shared bcuz there are many bacterias in the mouth, but if u r willing 2 kiss that person, then u certainly shouldn't care about these bacterias bcuz u must have gotten a trillion already by kissing that person, unless of course u only kiss right after they brush their teeth, and never b4. Mynd_44: That is not reason enough for me to exchange more na But it should b a reason 2 stay away from their toothbrush and instead walk around with dragon breath? Ok, picture this: u slept over at ur gf's place, U r late 4 a meeting and there is only 1 toothbrush. No time 2 stop at any supermarket. what do u do? Btw: if brushing ur teeth with ur fingers was possible then we wouldn't use toothbrush. |
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^^^ What has allah got 2 do with anything here? pls do point out 2 us all where u read in ur Qur'an that men *only* should pay bill and that they shouldn't change nappies or sweep floors. U certainly talk like the thousands of women who have nothing 2 offer in marriage, but 2 holes 2 f.uck and feed, no wonder. 1 Like |
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edunmain: Thanks folks. Your advice are encouraging. it is my present predicaments that make me feel I need a family to hookup with. Is it really the care of a family that u r looking for or the *help* of a family? |
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^^^^What u wrote is very bias, because marriage is not about men only. There can b no peace in marriage thinking the way u do. Open ur mind and let's involve women in such matters!
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Mynd_44: When you brush, you dig them out, when you kiss, you tongue only explores U should willingly share these bacterias with that person, and for ur information, u have a daily with a more bacteria infested place on women: their hands. |
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What is this nonsense written by ideal love We don't need this crap from ideal love No time 2 read this stuff from ideal love Who is ideal love sef? Why am I wasting my time reading this thread from ideal love? let's get a possee and beat the hell out of ideal love for wasting our time with this bullshit about ideal love |
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write247ng: Here are the The true pillars of successful relationship that is lacking in today relationship and even marriage vivian chinaza: Selflessness. Woah, the above posters forgot one of the most important one of them all *HONESTY* |
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operaantap: I am 22, a final year student and a male. I decided to have a sugar mummy for a reason known to me. I met a guy on 2go who offered go hook me up with one. He gave me her phone no, telling me not to hurt her, he also told me she was 32 years old. I called the woman and we got along. She told me was very rich and she needed a younger lover coz her husband had been away for the past 5yrs to europe and that she have 2 kids. Later on the guy that introduced me to her asked me to help him wit certain amount of money for his online business ut I told him I don't have enuf. The lady and I continued talking for the next one month until a particular night she called me and was in tears apologizing for all the lies she had told me and dat she is not 32 but just 19. She said she had to fight amd betrayed others coz she fell in love for me and she is ready to kill herself after the cofession. I have to tell her I've forgiven her and dat she should not hurt herself. Now she wants me to date and give her true love. Pls advice, is that really possiple after all the lies. NAIRALAND NAIRALAND NAIRALAND, I hail thee, even the latest James Bond movie couldnt have come with a better script. Oh by the way, all this time that u guys chit chatted, u never met or plan 2 go and f.uck her? Fell in love with a stranger? kill herself for some stranger? If she is ready 2 die 4 u then tell her that luv will only b possible if she follows u 2 EFCC offices and gives the name and location of all the culprits of this scam. |
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