NewStats: 3,264,289 , 8,183,228 topics. Date: Tuesday, 10 June 2025 at 12:58 PM 235py6z3e3g |
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This is so Funny i had 2 sign in 4 d laffs. 1. Nigeria will Not win d World cup. 2. There will be Fuel Scarcity b4 d end of d year. 3. PHCN wil cut Power in ur Area. 4. U will shit in d Toilet before 30 days. 5. Der wil b a sucide bombin in d middle east. 6. U wil take ur bath before d next 30 days. Abeg pay ur tithe in2 my personal god told me u must buy me a private jet! |
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i use photoshop CS4
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Religion is a Scam. Science is an Eye Opeaner. |
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It means u should stop watch Najin (dat indian film)
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God is a bad person thats why. He created "everything" so Evil & suffering cannot exist outside his knowledge. God is Evil, |
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Deluded People Arguein ova who has d Biggest Imaginary Friend.
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*round of aplause* Nice work. Brigten up my day. |
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If i were u, i wil kuku give d whole money 2 d church. Both d tithe, house rent & all d cash i made. U know, d church house d homeless & u are doin it 4 god. A greater house await u in heaven, |
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I mean this guy drove a car without fuel for 300 mile. A short man went 2 d Redemption Camp & Became Tall. Dont u think d man deserves a Nobel prize? |
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In d Beginnin was Man. Man Created God in His own Image, |
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Why didnt our lady of Fatima pick him up like she help his predecesor(when john paul was shot, he said our lady of Fatima guided d Bullet away from d spot dat wil kill him) why take him 2 d hospital, he surely should b able 2 heal himself, |
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Ask for d name of any "Area Boy"/tout/goon in ur Area. U will find out that thier names are Fatai Ibro Saheed Rasaki Muniru & Recently Farouq Abdulmutalab. If u dont believe it, d biggest tout on Nairaland is Abuzola. Hence, Islam Produce a larger Percentage of Touts in Nigeria. |
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@ poster Are u this daft or u are just pretendin? Wat exactly is a "god"? Tell us or show us a "god". As long as u cant do dat, u can as wel be worshipin harry poter, santa claus, big foot & oda imaginary character. Ur daft god came 2 Die for ur Sins so that he can Forgive U. Does dat make sense 2 u? U are deluded, Go and educate urself. |
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Yet another fairytale story from d jewish fiction book. When it comes 2 religion, people throw thier sense of reasonin out of d window. Imagine if ur girlfriend, sister or daugther were 2 tel u she was impregnatd by one "holy spirit" how exactly did mary get pregnate? Did this spirit generate sperm & artificialy put it into her or did it screw mary? Since this "spirit" is also "god" & "jesus christ"(trinity) dat means jesus screwed his own mother 2 give birth to himself. U have 2 wonder why there were no raised eye brows about d pregnancy in d village since such occurance is rare. D truth is people wil believe anytin wen it comes 2 religion. |
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@ manmustwac yes, 2 a certain extent nairaland wuz a major influence. Then Huxley was al ova d place (i kip wondrin y he dosnt com arnd anymore). I also read a lot of books. Talked 2 religious people. Pastors, Alfas & d oda's. As 4 my I.D, thats just my own twistd idea of a joke. I used 2 say if i were 2 own a rock band i'd cal them d Riff-Raffs. It sounds catchy 2 me. @ poster I think seprating d board will b d death of this section. As it is already, i rarely visit d islam section thats why i have limited knowledge about d religion. U'l wil find out dat abuzola & some co muslims spends more tym in d christian section dan in thier own section. Infact some people have never 4 once click on d islamic section. It cease 2 b a community once there is segregatn. |
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i swear to allah, it is abuzola.
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delusion, see a doctor
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i was talking to a religous person today and he told me gods way cannot be understood. the question is why do u worship something u do not even understand? |
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@ mavenbox **cool*** ![]() |
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Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am an athiest and i like the religious section the way it is. it is all about sharing knowledge and ideas. and who says u cant convince people of ur beliefs. my athiestism started as a result of reading nairaland. i saw a lot of stron arguements against religion. there was this dude named banom too. seun, leave it the way it is, |
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I will go wit Natasha Beddinfield Ft Sean Kingston - Love like This (This song is off d hook) U2 Ft Mary j Blige - One Love (I startd respectin mary j after dis song) Usher Ft Alicia Keyz - My Boo (stunnin) Jay-z Ft Beyounce - Bonnie & Clyde Rihana Ft Neyo - Hate that i love u (Brutal stuf, absolutely awesome) |
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A friend sent me a text yesterday sayin i should be careful of buying anythin edible from Hausa Hawkers. Their Next strategy is selling of Poisoned food/drinks 2 kill christians. I dont know if its just rumour but this is Niageria, things happen. So yall better b careful when buyin edible stuffs. D problem now is, how do u recognize d extremist from d normal people? |
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What were u thinkin about b4 goin 2 bed? Did somebody recently preach 2 u about hell? Have u thought about heaven/jesus/hell lately? Did u watch any t.v programme/read any book about rapture recently? Its just ur imagination playing tricks on u. |
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I noticed dis trend is common in public toilets . Does it ease shitting? Some people even spend time readin inside. |
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U had 2 much "igbo" before u slept. marijuana causes hallucination. ![]() ![]() |
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How wil he b flying money 2 god??
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@ freecocoa I'm deeply sori about ur mum. I have neva lost a loved 1 b4 so i wont pretend 2 know how u feel. Give it time, u wil heal. As 4 "god" dat thing is not real, its in some piples delusion. Livin things live & die, its a fact of life. She's gone & nothing u say 2 any "imaginary being" wil bring her back but if u want 2 believe d religious piple. There is something else u can do. Take her 2 T.b Joshau, Oyedepo, Adeboye, Olukoya & Co. They are known for raising dead piple every Now & then. Tell all Nairalanders 2 fast (this god likes hungry piple) & pray 4 u, mayb den dis god wil bring her back. @ pastor Aio i understand wat u are tryin 2 say about Nigerians. Do u know dat a lot of piple cannot afford bottled water? Ow much more goin 4 check up or watchin wat they eat. "Poverty" has taken over in Niaja. Piple cannot realy chose wat they want, they eat wat they can afford. |
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@ nice-guy Na your i.mbecile father way impregnate your autistic mother, way come give birth 2 a cretin lyk u i go ask cuz if they had worn a condom they would have saved humanity from your idoicy. U take issues 2 personal. Must u say somethin idiotic? Abeg vamoos if u no get anytin 2 say. |
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@ post d guy gon don day do jesus. Na him go be god d grand child, dem go stop to day use trinity. Dem go change am 2 fournity. @ nice-guy why u day agresive lyk dis, wu collect ur banana? Take am easy abi u b abudulmutalab? |
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