NewStats: 3,264,648 , 8,184,329 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 08:45 PM 2u611c

This is so Funny i had 2 sign in 4 d laffs.
1. Nigeria will Not win d World cup.
2. There will be Fuel Scarcity b4 d end of d year.
3. PHCN wil cut Power in ur Area.
4. U will shit in d Toilet before 30 days.
5. Der wil b a sucide bombin in d middle east.
6. U wil take ur bath before d next 30 days.
Abeg pay ur tithe in2 my personal god told me u must buy me a private jet!

i use photoshop CS4

Religion is a Scam.
Science is an Eye Opeaner.

It means u should stop watch Najin (dat indian film)

God is a bad person thats why.
He created "everything" so Evil & suffering cannot exist outside his knowledge.

God is Evil,

Deluded People Arguein ova who has d Biggest Imaginary Friend.

*round of aplause*

Nice work.
Brigten up my day.

If i were u, i wil kuku give d whole money 2 d church. Both d tithe, house rent & all d cash i made.

U know, d church house d homeless & u are doin it 4 god.
A greater house await u in heaven,

I mean this guy drove a car without fuel for 300 mile.

A short man went 2 d Redemption Camp & Became Tall.

Dont u think d man deserves a Nobel prize?

In d Beginnin was Man.
Man Created God in His own Image,

Why didnt our lady of Fatima pick him up like she help his predecesor(when john paul was shot, he said our lady of Fatima guided d Bullet away from d spot dat wil kill him)
why take him 2 d hospital, he surely should b able 2 heal himself,

Ask for d name of any "Area Boy"/tout/goon in ur Area.
U will find out that thier names are
Fatai
Ibro
Saheed
Rasaki
Muniru

& Recently Farouq Abdulmutalab.

If u dont believe it, d biggest tout on Nairaland is Abuzola.
Hence, Islam Produce a larger Percentage of Touts in Nigeria.

@ poster
Are u this daft or u are just pretendin?

Wat exactly is a "god"? Tell us or show us a "god". As long as u cant do dat, u can as wel be worshipin harry poter, santa claus, big foot & oda imaginary character.

Ur daft god came 2 Die for ur Sins so that he can Forgive U. Does dat make sense 2 u?

U are deluded, Go and educate urself.

Yet another fairytale story from d jewish fiction book.
When it comes 2 religion, people throw thier sense of reasonin out of d window.
Imagine if ur girlfriend, sister or daugther were 2 tel u she was impregnatd by one "holy spirit"

how exactly did mary get pregnate? Did this spirit generate sperm & artificialy put it into her or did it screw mary?
Since this "spirit" is also "god" & "jesus christ"(trinity) dat means jesus screwed his own mother 2 give birth to himself.

U have 2 wonder why there were no raised eye brows about d pregnancy in d village since such occurance is rare.

D truth is people wil believe anytin wen it comes 2 religion.

@ manmustwac
yes, 2 a certain extent nairaland wuz a major influence. Then Huxley was al ova d place (i kip wondrin y he dosnt com arnd anymore).
I also read a lot of books. Talked 2 religious people. Pastors, Alfas & d oda's.
As 4 my I.D, thats just my own twistd idea of a joke.
I used 2 say if i were 2 own a rock band i'd cal them d Riff-Raffs. It sounds catchy 2 me.
@ poster
I think seprating d board will b d death of this section.
As it is already, i rarely visit d islam section thats why i have limited knowledge about d religion. U'l wil find out dat abuzola & some co muslims spends more tym in d christian section dan in thier own section.
Infact some people have never 4 once click on d islamic section.
It cease 2 b a community once there is segregatn.

i swear to allah, it is abuzola.

delusion, see a doctor

i was talking to a religous person today and he told me gods way cannot be understood.

the question is why do u worship something u do not even understand?

@ mavenbox

**cool***

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am an athiest and i like the religious section the way it is.

it is all about sharing knowledge and ideas. and who says u cant convince people of ur beliefs.

my athiestism started as a result of reading nairaland. i saw a lot of stron arguements against religion.

there was this dude named banom too.

seun, leave it the way it is,

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I will go wit
Natasha Beddinfield Ft Sean Kingston - Love like This (This song is off d hook)

U2 Ft Mary j Blige - One Love (I startd respectin mary j after dis song)

Usher Ft Alicia Keyz - My Boo (stunnin)

Jay-z Ft Beyounce - Bonnie & Clyde

Rihana Ft Neyo - Hate that i love u (Brutal stuf, absolutely awesome)

A friend sent me a text yesterday sayin i should be careful of buying anythin edible from Hausa Hawkers.
Their Next strategy is selling of Poisoned food/drinks 2 kill christians.

I dont know if its just rumour but this is Niageria, things happen.
So yall better b careful when buyin edible stuffs.
D problem now is, how do u recognize d extremist from d normal people?

What were u thinkin about b4 goin 2 bed?
Did somebody recently preach 2 u about hell?
Have u thought about heaven/jesus/hell lately?
Did u watch any t.v programme/read any book about rapture recently?
Its just ur imagination playing tricks on u.

I noticed dis trend is common in public toilets .
Does it ease shitting?
Some people even spend time readin inside.

U had 2 much "igbo" before u slept.

marijuana causes hallucination.

How wil he b flying money 2 god??

@ freecocoa
I'm deeply sori about ur mum. I have neva lost a loved 1 b4 so i wont pretend 2 know how u feel.
Give it time, u wil heal.
As 4 "god" dat thing is not real, its in some piples delusion.
Livin things live & die, its a fact of life.
She's gone & nothing u say 2 any "imaginary being" wil bring her back but if u want 2 believe d religious piple. There is something else u can do.
Take her 2 T.b Joshau, Oyedepo, Adeboye, Olukoya & Co. They are known for raising dead piple every Now & then. Tell all Nairalanders 2 fast (this god likes hungry piple) & pray 4 u, mayb den dis god wil bring her back.

@ pastor Aio
i understand wat u are tryin 2 say about Nigerians. Do u know dat a lot of piple cannot afford bottled water? Ow much more goin 4 check up or watchin wat they eat.
"Poverty" has taken over in Niaja.
Piple cannot realy chose wat they want, they eat wat they can afford.

@ nice-guy
Na your i.mbecile father way impregnate your autistic mother, way come give birth 2 a cretin lyk u i go ask cuz if they had worn a condom they would have saved humanity from your idoicy.
U take issues 2 personal. Must u say somethin idiotic?
Abeg vamoos if u no get anytin 2 say.

@ post
d guy gon don day do jesus. Na him go be god d grand child, dem go stop to day use trinity. Dem go change am 2 fournity.
@ nice-guy
why u day agresive lyk dis, wu collect ur banana?
Take am easy abi u b abudulmutalab?