NewStats: 3,263,743 , 8,181,215 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 June 2025 at 04:26 PM k1c3n

AgentGoat:
When do you become a nurse?

When ??

Why do you ask ??

Shekau is already dead

I was there when the Army killed Shekau and 300 Boko boys and rescued the 5000 kidnapped Chibok girls

Thanks to Buhari

I wish Buhari will rule Nigeria for 100 years

Dindondin:

Are you normal?
Are you well?
O ya were ni?
Won te were m'eba fun e ni?
O n siwin ni?
O fe si ere ni?
Ori e buru ni?
Won s'epe fun e ni?

[b]Last Bullet[\b]
If you don't v answers to these questions, may you lack N50, N20 & N10 change in 2017.

Sorry
I haven't seen naira or touched naira in about 5 years now

Afonja

DaniDani:
na only him her waka come? shim no no say man na doctor for Nigeria while woman na nurse. how de tin pain am others?

This is what happens when you decide to drop out of school in primary 6 and be a zombie for the rest of your life

I'm a male Nigerian nurse and i know thousands of male Nigerian nurses

I will buy you a brand new used brain

Wow

I hope it gets worse

Bvvf

Jessidaisy4:
Shameless woman, I'm disgusted!

But you ain't disgusted when you're having sex

Little goat

Jessidaisy4:
Palm wine tastes awful, I didn't like it when I tasted it

I've read many of your comments on Nairaland
You're just a kid
You're naturally stupid

Palm wine tastes awful ?? I bet your father who is a real man won't say it tastes awful

What am i even saying ??
That background doesn't look like a wall in American homes, change your display picture
What county in Boston do you reside and who is the mayor of your city ??
*spits
Stinky little goat

baslone:


The Rolex day date president on his page is not a fake. I can argue that one anywhere.

I am not his fan, neither do I like him like because of his childishness.

Hate him or love him, I wanna believe the rest watches are not fake as well. Also watch when he mentioned to the guy to call on "fakewatchbuster".

That is confidence!! He has been called to test a few times in the past and he got the mark.

Whatever! Good for him though

Fake watch busters can only identify a $300 fake Rolex
Let me tell you a story, i bought a grade AAA Rolex watch in an undisclosed location in China for $900, took it to a certified Rolex repair store in New York city, those guys who were born in the Rolex factory and can sniff out a fake Rolex, they repaired the watch links and gave me a certificate of authenticity

I sold the watch on eBay for $15,000

If you want a fake watch that can easily be identified, go buy a $300 Rolex
This is what i do for a living, i sell those replica grade AAA to Rolex heads, maybe you should check what Rolex heads mean, it means people like fake watch busters themselves

You don't know shiit about luxury brand watches

soberdrunk:
I dont know why Nigerian artistes try so hard to look "abnormal"..............

I have a secret i wanna tell you
I will buy a brand new used brain for you

Oh, you're tryna hate on Nigerian artists ??
Have you seen Young thug, birdman, Lilwayne,Lil Kim, Migos, chief keef, these are the American artist you thing doesn't look "abnormal"

Goat face

Jessidaisy4:
Huge miss! Like what the F is that

Donkey face
Your opinion doesn't count
You don't have enough money to have a say in another person's life

treasuredm:
Very weird n out of place...

And your goat teeth isn't weird and out of place

Heazy2015:
He looks ugly

Coming from a guy who looks like a kangaroo
You don wear sense comot for that your shoe, sign of poverty

bollify:



Please bro, can we be friends out of nairaland? I've got some things to gist with you

OK
No problem

genieluv:


How can you say such a thing to her? Why do u guys always like looking for trouble?

Why are girls so foolish ??
Do you see what your fellow ignorant girl wrote ??
She wrote "There are other menial jobs"

Doing P.O.P isn't a menial job ?? What other menial job was she talking about ?? Opening her legs for 5k ??

I sell Rolex, Audermar piguet, Patek, Hublot watches and i must tell you that all the watches this guy flaunts are fake

70% percent of luxury brand watches are fake and even the fake watches are amazingly built, you can differentiate between fake and real

Even the Hermes bags are fake

But as for the car beside him, there are no fake Ferrari

Jessidaisy4:
I don't that

What do you ??

Jessidaisy4:
I love this! God bless her. But there are other menial jobs one could engage in

Like opening your legs for every guy in town ??

I dere any omo nile to come to my construction site, i have something special for them

How hard is it to provide 24 hour power supply in Nigeria ??

Is it money ?? The Nigerian government can buy the equipment or engine that would provide 24 hour power supply

I'm beginning to understand that Nigeria is cursed

He wants to sell LNG to his brother and gay lover Aliko Dangote

Sell everything including the country, it will only affect the Amala and Ewedu eating Afonjas

My tribal mark having brothers from the South West don die

Obilo123:
the official rate is 305. The 440 is for tjose who are bent on importing those things that government had banned.

We don't do official rate

If you have dollars, where are you gonna go change it ? At the bank or at the Abok1 ??

NeduLuiZ:
Had to dig out these old pictures... Used to be one hell of a skinny dude.

How old were you in the 2nd picture ??

I'm 25 years old and looks like you in the second picture, any hope for me ??