NewStats: 3,259,487 , 8,170,270 topics. Date: Sunday, 25 May 2025 at 09:16 AM 2i4x49

Why is she afraid of imbeciles??
anybody you want and vote for them.
All of those presidential aspirants are almost the same thing,bunch of stupid,corrupt and mean individuals.

Actually she's just mad,
Anybody can anybody they want.
Only stupid set of people with malicious intent force and bully people to one candidate.
The funniest part is 80% out of 100% are ing their candidates because of one gain or the other and no actually because they think their candidate can fix anything.
People their candidate either because of tribe,position they will get or because of money and enjoyment.
Since when they have been shouting this person will fix Nigeria, has it ever work out?
And we have had president from the 3 major tribes in Nigeria.

Mtcheww stupid politicians and slowpoke followers.

Dj! Supply me with cold palmwine make I use am relax
Barman! Play me "Greensnakes under green grasses"by Wasiu Ayinde and Barack Obama.

To be very sincere if I talk am,seun will block my nairaland , soldiers will ambush my bicycle and the men in my street will gather cane to flog me.



Dj! Bring me 1 keg of palmwine with 700 kolanuts
Barman! Play me "Use your head in love" by Jackie chan and Nicki minaj.

Normal normal we need this.
The whites are not rich but stuffs like this are in place.
We need a government that can do this and make life easier for the people but when the government will come that's the problem.


Dj! Bring me 1 jar of palmwine and add 2 satchel of salt
Barman play me "Government na scam" by Martin Luther King and tiwa savage.

Start with unijos and end it with unibadan.
Or you can wait and let more people give you better advice.
Ibadan is still one of the most respected school in the country sha, but you can weigh your options through the comments and do your own research too.
Plenty drunkards plenty for nairaland.


Op anyone you choose,let me know so I can waybill palmwine to you for celebration.

Dj! Bring me 2 solid cup of palmwine with 1 plate of peppersoup make I use am rethink op matter.
Barman! Play me "indecision" by Cardi B and Wale Adenuga.

Awww congratulations to them
The twins are fine o, beauty in the eyes of the decoder.
Whenever they have the chance they should bring them to my area,I have palmwine for them.
Make them taste the real water of Africa.


Dj! Bring me 7 cups of palmwine and mix it with kunu.
Barman! Play me "blessings upon blessings" by Lionel Messi and Yemi Alade.

Ok

This is really good
If you have a problem with this news, then something is wrong with your head.


Dj! Bring me palmwine and mix it with small champagne make i use am celebrate this news.
Barman! Play me "Big blessings" by Davido and Chris rock.

This stepson na ode
Make he no go find work,make he dey happy because of other people's problem.
Very stupid human being.

Dj! Bring me 2 cups of fufu and 1 plate of palmwine make I use calm my anger
Barman! Play me "idiot human beings" by Fela and Aisha buhari.

Ok

Dem suppose slap his silly head
You get talent to act like this,u no enter nollywood industry.
U come dey form will Smith dey make the innocent girl afraid .

Dj! Bring me my palmwine and yoyo bitters make I use am recheck this news
Barman! Play me 'na love be this?" By Anini and 2pac

Probably too fat,I love thick ladies but not fat sha.
Not interested in skinny ladies and ladies too short also.
And when I see the ones with big muscles, na to run be the next move.


Dj! Bring me 1 hot cup of chilled green palmwine
Barman! Play me "all humans are beautiful" by jayjay okocha and Emma Watson

Love is a beautiful thing
Love between folks from different background is even more beautiful

Dj! Bring my palmwine and banga soup make i use am reason this matter
Barman! Play me "Love and pain" by Tinubu and Peter Obi.

Lol Nigeria! A land of funny citizens and wicked politicians .
God punish all politicians, the past,present and future ones.

Dj! Bring me 200 kolanuts and 7 cups of green palmwine.
Barman! Play me "our politicians are crazy" by Jumong and Kanye west.

Dubaku543:
God punish all your politicians. You no go use your head for one day. If one enter now come tell you say recharge card of 1000 naira has now increased to 10000 naira. You go still buy am without any option. Come now let's try to change this country for the better, you are behaving like you are immune to suffering.

Lol you have a screw loose in your head
I'm not part of those people you can come and start saying to vote for someone that will change Nigeria.
No black man with a black face can change this country,so shut up.
Out of 100%, 80% of you people your candidate because you have something to gain and you mask it up like you're doing it for the people.
Either you will gain in case of tribe,position or money but you will do it as if you're doing the public a favor by telling them your candidate is better.
I have no beef with no candidate and their ers,but please don't ever in your life try to insult me or twist anything in favor of your candidate with me,infact you and your candidate is mad.
I will curse you and your beautiful family starting from your daddy next time.


Will I atiku that deleted a post condemning the death of Deborah because he did not want to offend his brothers up north.

OR that old idiot Tinubu that said 1 million youth should be enlisted in the army to face bokoharam.

And you obi people
funny how you people say Nigeria is a zoo,it should be separated and it should burn, but once your brother decided to run you just started saying "let's vote him" he can change Nigeria, is Nigeria not a zoo and cursed place no more?
Lol there's more to your and loyalty for him. but I really don't care,vote him and let other people vote.
It does not matter who win the presidential election, no saint between them and people like me won't stand under the sun for nobody.

Great tips Op.
People like me will just pray to God and gbam! Angel Gabriel go slap the scammer and he will confess.
And I fit just check one calabash like that to see if he or she is a scammer.


Dj! Bring me 2 cup of fufu and 1 plate of palmwine
Barman! Play me "Trust nobody" by Donald trump and Kanu Nwanko.

To be a man no be easy thing,now brother Joseph wan turn sister Josephine by force.
Abeg hold am well and interrogate him or she.


Dj! Bring me my palmwine and add zobo make I dey use am reason this news well
Barman! Play me "strange things are happening" by Doctor strange and Cardi B.

Hmmmm! if this is true, then may their souls be eaten by vultures.
Unfortunate illiterate bastards killing coz of religion.


Dj! Bring me my palmwine and groundnut make I use am they celebrate this news
Barman! Play me "it's a good day" by Frank edoho and Celine dion.

Ok

Take away all his money,cars,clothes,shoes and business,
Sell it all and share the money to his victims and orphanages,
Give him years in prison according to the atrocities committed.
Stupid fraudsters everywhere.

Dj! Bring me 1 keg of palmwine with 27 kolanuts make I use am reason this matter more.
Barman! Play me "Man has fallen" by Batman and Mercy chinwo

Obi kererenke!
2124016084 Uba

Dj! Bring my small palmwine make I dey use am check my phone till I see alert
Barman! Play me "New month Blessings" by Tim Godfrey and Drake.

You're wrong,she might have decided to practice celibacy till she gets married.
It's not everybody that will loose their virginity before marriage, it's not everybody that will sleep around,it's not everybody that will off a man's boxer or woman's pant except the ones on mannequin.
Sex is not one of the necessity of life,you know that.

The only thing I can say is,it's not sure if they will both stay together till that 6 years.
She fit see better offer and leave and the dude might see a better offer and leave.

Dj! Bring me 2 cups of red salad and I plate of palmwine to reason this life
Barman! Play me "Different people Different opinions" by 2Pac and Pete Edochie.

The man wants to wear his religion cloth?
Of course that should not be a problem.

What's good for one religion is good for all religion
Wear your hijab,wear your shrine cloth,wear your christainity cloth.

Dj! Bring 2 cups of peppersoup and 1 plate of palmwine make I use reason this matter.
Barman! Play me "freedom for all" by Nelson Mandela and Rihanna.

Every raining period is weather for 2 for a poor man


Dj bring my palmwine and add 2 hollandia milk
Barman! Play me "suffer plenty for broke ma" by James bond and buhari

I no fit imagine
God no go allow me born thief

The person below me fit give you better answer

Dj! Bring me my palmwine and 1 plate of beans
Barman! Play me "Never say Never" by Kelvin Hart and Mercy chinwo.

See her scattered teeth like the cover of Pepsi.
Because she don buy her boyfriend face towel and her boyfriend no submit to her, she kuku use the opportunity throw shade.


Dj! Bring my palmwine and 7 long stick I wan use am reason one matter
Barman! Play me "I will beat you like aboki" by ice price and Drake.

Guy your candidate and let other people their candidate.
No need for this actually because it won't affect him

No politician is good but their level of meanness, corruption, wickedness and corruption just differs.
God punish all politicians,the past,present and incoming one's.
They are all the same.

She try sha but I no dey rate ladies,they are all the same to me.
The only thing I fit use differentiate and rate them is their attitude.


Dj! Bring me 1 keg of palmwine with 7 virgin pepper.
Barman! Play me "all humans are beautiful " by Michael Jackson and Robert mugabe.

Young lady what you need is strong rehabilitation center.


Dj bring me 12 cups of palmwine with 2 kolanuts
Barman! Play me "wetin I no go hear" by basketmouth and nicki minaj.

So when it's raining the next thing is sex?
Wetin dey worry you people with sex nowadays sef



Dj! Bring me my hot palmwine with 1 long stick
Barman! Play me "Rain & beating" by Obasanjo and Eminem.

Buhari don dey fresh oo abi na iPhone camera?

Dj! Abeg 2 cups of palmwine make I use am check this buhari picture wella
Barman! Play me "president of no nation" by Michael Jackson and chimanda adichie.

Proudlycanadian:
can I borrow this?

Sure