NewStats: 3,263,951 , 8,182,060 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 01:26 AM 2r3q3z

ISLAMBAD:
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He is not a good son
He is unwise
So unwise, more unwise, most unwise
Your papa dey sanko you dey wed
Can't you postpone the marriage ceremony?

Benwallt:
This come nigeria, spent quality time but didn't step foot on Edo soil his home state.

E be like say you know want this boy to grow?🙄

onomeabuja:

Ehhhhhhhh musa
From where
Northerners Wen no like book? Ok oooooo

Best comedian award goes to this op 🤝🤝🤝

Jesse6:
Salmanu Congratulations 👏👏

he won't be given the chance to Rule this country

001Lagos:
Powerful woman

Woman of steel

One of the most respected Nigerian alive

Woman of grace and global citizen

Igbo and blessed 👑👑👑

this woman money long my d**k

immortalcrown:
Domestic violence is always deadly. RIP to the deceased. May the man get the legal treatment he deserves.

Both of them look very stubborn, but the man body go don cool down now...
No dey follow women fight , them get bad mouth naturally.

dawnomike:
He is indebted to WAEC

They are greatful 😂 he made an attempt

meum:
No stress yourself jare. You are not the first to miss a spot kick.

na pena na
We understand

PrinceGallant:

He did not even know how to lie

Aproko how you take know say him dey lie
Where you there?

peretei2024:
My fellow Nairalanders,

Tell me why I must forgive my daddy and my Late Mummy.

I was 4years while my elder Sister was 6years when my daddy and my Mummy had a serious misunderstanding, so few weeks later, my daddy was transferred to Kaduna from Lagos being a Solder ( who knows I he was the on that requested for that).
I no know wetin to talk but i understand your plight
Some parents kill their children's dream due to broken home

On one fateful day, my Mummy went to the market to buy some stuffs in the Market, then here com my Daddy's younger Sister( Aunt) with a vehicle. She forced I and my elder Sister to the vehicle and moved is straight to my Daddy's village in Ondo State. We cried, cried ,
and cried but our tears couldn't saved us.

Finally we landed in a village where there is no light, no hospitals, no good schools, in the hand of strange people we don't know.

I said we were moved when I was 4years. Now at 5years in the village, daddy never visited, mummy never visited, so I had to start tapping Palmwine just to raise money to start my Primary school in the village. After a year or so, I was able to get some money to pay for my Primary school. I decided that I can't continue with this Palmwine tapping at this year, so I work hard and raise some money to start selling bottles of kerosene to sponsor myself from Primary to Secondary school.

When I was in JSS3 , my Elder Sister got pregnant for a guy out of frustration and betrayal from the path of our Parents who abandoned us for years. Our Uncle in the village who never care , informed my daddy that his daughter is pregnant for a guy ooh, then my daddy said the guy must marry her . Finally the guy agreed, then my daddy who never visited us for over 15years came down to the village because of the money he will collect.

After marriage rites, I was taken to Lagos by my elder brother.

Note: my Mummy whom I never see for over 15years knicked me out of the house after spending just 1week with her in the house. Her complain was that I believe like a bush boy.

My elder Sister is still married to the guy in the village and she can't even express herself in English, and this is a lady that was born here in Lagos.

Tell me how I will forgive them after going through hell because of selfish Parents.

My mummy died 4years ago but I didn't even know where her grave is because we were never in good and till tomorrow, I will not forgive her not even my daddy.

guobe:

This one is more than damn niggar

let me address these matter very short and simple to avoid long story

BadNews:
Another Bad News, Coming From Kwara State

Don't Forget, Bring This Bad News

chai this world
If people are born to live
Why are they also born to leave? 😩

MrsTwrite:
The good old days.

They couldn't stay together...always distracted

maidaboi:
she earned it

Record na Record
If e easy go break or set records
She don make history

Samantha124:
Because the guy fell on top of me and his dick mistakenly got in...

It was a voluntary Accident beyound my control
Babe pls give me one last chance
You are still the queen of my inner chamber.

TemplarLandry:
This is hilarious.
“when the bushmeat catch the hunter...”

I dedicate “Bushmeat” by Sound Sultan to this goat. Great jam!

That goat was meant for the gods not the lion

BoldBrainz:


Werey, wind down, I wan tell you something.. !

him dey talk dey wind up, him no fit bring solution
No be small werey🙄

Citizen24:
Chai... Rest In Paradise Legend

Alpha sigma omega
Omega one speaking copy?
Copy that
State of emergency featuring Saint obi, JT Tom west

TemplarLandry:

Make them delist the one i don already take loan from😏

Mrfixiit:
Ordinary Seychelles ? Chai! The drug dealer in Aso rock caused it. It shall never be well with those who that old vegetable

But i went there yesterday

beerfraud:
They should greet General Ikanso and tell him that Kanu and Ekpa would soon them

LikeAking:
This is bad.

Who is killing them?
Are they killing themselves?
There's no love in benue

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I never marry i no know anything even if i know i don marry be say i don marry

JeffreyD1:
Penelope ke 🤣🤣

Pentelope ni😂😂😂
Yeye dey smell

Ihateheadslamer:
Organ harvesters deserves nothing but death by hanging.

Ike Ekweremadu should thank his star he is still breathing

Ekeremmadu is very lucky
God is with him
10 years him go run am sharp sharp

ddddon:
Okocha is proud to remind Ronaldinho and the football world of his skills in the USA.
Ronaldinho's celebrity-studded charity game in Florida came to a wild conclusion as crowd invaded the pitch in large numbers after the game was called early due to weather.

To organize "The Beautiful Game" at the Exploria Stadium, the 43-year-old Brazil superstar welcomed a variety of footballing faces and celebrity all-stars.

At the MLS team Orlando City's stadium, the game featured Team Ronaldinho (R10) battling Team Roberto Carlos (RC3).
Okocha and Ronaldinho discovered football....

Ronaldinho vs Okocha
Ronaldinho battled Okocha in a show of skills on the pitch, reigniting their glory days before retirement.

Ronaldinho and Okocha were teammates and French Ligue 1 giants Paris Saint-Germain and took to the pitch to entertain the crowd.

Team R10's Jay-Jay Okocha scored the game's first goal after tricking the defense with some of his signature movement and slipping the ball past Rene Higuita of Colombia.

The goal showed that Okocha, a legend of the Super Eagles of Nigeria, still possesses incredible football skills, years after retiring.

Okocha took to his official social media platforms to celebrate his skills in the charity game that went viral.

Along with a video of the skills needed to score was a message on his official Instagram that said, "Just a little cameo in Olando."

Okocha, now retired, was a pundit during the 2022 FIFA World Cup in Qatar.

Known for his football skills, Okocha is also invited to showcase them in several top-level charity games worldwide.

Okocha is regarded as one of the greatest football exports from the African continent and continues to be an ambassador for the game.

Source: Pulse Sports Nigeria

https://www.pulsesports.ng/sports-gist/story/okocha-celebrates-skills-at-ronaldinhos-charity-game-2023062508171728989

EcoBrick:



https://saharareporters.com/2023/06/19/nigerian-police-arrest-hotel-owner-anambra-rescue-nine-girls-used-sex-slaves

Ashawo no be work o
Na management

UptownVibes:
I sleep two hours during the day,and another two ,three hours at night.. Doctor been say 6hrs o.. Hustle no dey let person see sleep sometimes sef I can not be sleeping, while customers are waiting..

From today i command you to sleep

This man looks responsible
Why is he not a pastor?

ChiPutin Nwachukwu Ahamefula

Kriss216:
Please, can Femi Aribisala help us grab the hands of that so-called pastor again so they can move Buhari out of Nigeria for us

Hey hehehe kukuma kill me

EjaikreTheViper:
Thunder locate Tinubu blockos!!!

Chai i don die
Hahahahaha offpoint