NewStats: 3,264,175 , 8,182,871 topics. Date: Tuesday, 10 June 2025 at 03:23 AM 5m5k65

cheii this man wor-wor

below is the picture of my adorable daughter
Chioma Princess Ikenna

it seems that the lady doesn't understand the meaning of RITUAL. lol

fab

cheii what a waste

nice

she looks pretty

tforever:
she needs to correct her body chemistry... You can reply if she really needs help.

please she really needs help

too much money

OK

qbd2:
Go buy a gun nd shoot her. Justa joke o nd I'm not male

Lol OK o

Isomerizm:

Leave am. Na overskill dey kill monkey.

Isomerizm:

Leave am. Na overskill dey kill monkey.

What will you do?

Armed robbers came to your house and after
robbing you, gave you a gun to shoot and kill your
wife /girlfriend.
Suddenly you go on your knee pleading saying that
Walahi I can't sir because I love her wholeheartedly
and would rather die than killing her.
Then the angry robber collected the gun from you
and gave it to your wife/girlfriend quickly she
collected the gun and point it at you and pull the
trigger unfortunately there was no bullet in it, the
armed robber collected the gun laughed and left.
What will you do if you are the man?

Sometimes the only people who can tell you what’s what
when it comes to your love life are your friends. They’ve
got perspective on your character, know all your emo soft
spots, and can spot the crazy little things you do that pop
potential love bubbles.
Pity they can’t hang out with you in the bedroom to gently
point out the sex foibles that are dissing your pleasure
game.
That’s why I’m here. And I’m not tryna come down on you,
but there are some things you might be doing that aren’t
cool – not for your bed pal, sure, but most of all not for
you.


1. Putting on a pretense.
Stop faking orgasms and stop pretending to like stuff you
don’t like.
If you’re with partners who expect you to fake it to stroke
their ego, you shouldn’t be shagging them; if you’re faking
because the sex is terrible, stop having that kind of sex;
and if you’re pretending to be into stuff you’re not because
you think you’re expected to act a certain way, then you’re
only doing yourself a disservice.
You’ll never figure out what you really like if you’re too
busy pretending to like what you think someone else likes.


2. Not saying what you need
Unless you’re literally banging a mind reader, you need to
tell your guy what you like and what you want. Expecting
him to know exactly what works for you – and then to do
exactly what works for you perfectly first time – is setting
yourself up for disappointment. Saying that, you don’t need
to be a drill sergeant about it (unless that’s the play, nudge
nudge).
There’s a wide line between saying what you like and
being cruel and critical of your lover’s moves, so it should
be easy to figure it out.


3. Acting out a role.
Sometimes people get so caught up in acting out a role
that they forget to be present. Roles could include being a
shy flower, being the all-knowing sex kitten, the pushy
dominant, the romantic love-maker… Save these one-man
shows for an actual role-playing session.
Rather use all that energy for being emotionally available
and open to the sex you’re having.


4. Comparing.
There is no bigger buzzkill than comparing. That includes
comparing yourself to their previous lovers, or comparing
your present lover to your previous ones. Each
combination of people will create a new and unique
experience.
Your only job is to enjoy the combination you and your
present partner make.


5. g out.
Sure, your brain is your biggest sex organ, but it’s also the
biggest shot of novocaine to your genitals if it’s full of
issues. Some people who have gone through trauma
around sex, love and intimacy might ‘switch off’ during
sex, ‘lying back and thinking of England’ while he ‘gets it
over with’.
If this is something you can relate to, you need to ask
questions about why you’re getting naked.


6. Over thinking things.
This is that hyper ‘there-ness’ that keeps you from letting
go and feeling into sensation and enjoying the moment.
It’s overthinking your every move and every moment – ‘Is
this right?’, ‘Is it working?’, ‘Am I doing ok?’, ‘Do I look
ok?’, ‘What is he thinking?’ etc etc. In a way, it’s a form of
g out from the intimate moment in that your constant
need to control the situation means you don’t have to
actually be emotionally available to the experience.
The minute your brain starts making buzzing noises, take a
moment to slow down the sex and come back to the
moment by focusing on the physical sensations you’re
enjoying.


7. Letting your body issues get in the way of your body
having fun
Ever said you don’t want to try a position because of how
you think you’ll look in it? Stop that shit. Life is too short
and your booty too fine not to have as much fun with it as
you possibly can. If you are with someone who is trying to
make you feel crappy for how your body looks, you
shouldn’t be letting them get naked with it.
Inhibition is a huge ion-killer – for you.


8. Being a ive enger.
You co-create your sex life culture with your partner, so
take an active role in the process. Initiate sex, use your
imagination, move your body…


9. Getting too comfortable with comfortable.
This is a major shout-out to long-term relationships. Yes,
you can’t be Mata Hari 24/7 and sometimes you need to
chill out in your jammies and fluffy slippers. But I would
argue that your inner sex goddess isn’t going to be getting
herself into a feverish pitch of lust covered head to toe in
flannel.
I know that the conversation around this is usually angled
around what is good ‘for him’, but if you want to access
your sexy for anyone, you can’t lose touch of it for
yourself. Get sensual for you, get sexy for you.


10. Freaking out at suggestions
Don’t jump to conclusions if he suggests something new.
There’s nothing to get defensive about – they’re just
ideas. Unless he’s suggesting a romp with zombie
dolphins or your sister, hear him out fully – without any
eye rolling.
The safer the space, the more you’ll be able to lay your
kinks on the table for discussion.

hmmmm. it is well

lordkrato:


Be lying there saying it's a friend. See your life? In the other thread you where forming high and mighty and I was telling you to face the reality of being a screwup but did you listen?


Bedwetting everywhere.. @29? How can you teach your child (that is if someone hooks you up ) how not to wet the bed when your dragging pampers with them?

Chai..

My advice?

Just look at your birth certificate and

That should reduce the excess fluids in your system..

look here small boy, I have a 5years old daughter and I can boost that she stops bed wetting @ the age of 3yrs. so keep your insult for yourself OK! the fact that my friend needs help doesn't mean that its me. I'm too big for that please

your opinion isn't welcome here so pack well

clark0:




How am I sure the person in question isn't you?.. Just saying though



How am I sure the person in question isn't you?.. Just saying though

is not me o beside why will I lie?

ednut1:
when nairalanders say 'a friend' we know it's u

sorry not me

bushdoc9919:
Make sure your friend sees a gynecologist for a checkup...there might be something wrong with the pelvic floor.

Additionally, has she given birth? Has she had a medical procedure done in her womb? Has she been bedwetting since then, or urinating on herself in the day? That might be the cause.Again....See the gynecologist

Finally....an old trick I learned somewhere (for kids...but may do for adults)....drink one glass of water at night..and then get someone to wake you up at night to go to the toilet(assuming she has a roommate at her place of residence).

If she lives alone...an adult diaper should help.

Her boyfriend should be a bit ive here. If he really wants to be with her...he should accept her problems...and see how he can help out. Nobody is perfect.

More info here...http://www.nafc.org/adult-bedwetting/

no she hasn't given birth before and this problem started since when she was a child according to her

Twaci:
She needs medical and psychological help then.

Kindly vote me for Miss. Nairaland 2015. Thanks .

she's medically OK

Hello my fellow Nairalanders, my girlfriend has been suffering right from her childhood till now, please is there any solution for her because this bed-wetting issue is becoming something else. just yesterday she decided to spent a night in her boyfriend house since it was raining heavily ( note, she doesn't sleep outside because of this problem) only for her to come to my house this morning as early as 5:30am with tears in her eye and when I ask her what happen, she told me the same old issue of bed wetting and that the guy drove her out, call her names and ask her never to call him again.

please what can she do to stop this mess because age is no longer on her side.
mature advice please!

lordkrato:


Ugly insecure thing.. Pretty damsel indeed Most ugly people I've seen so far tow that path.. Rantings online wouldn't help your obviously self loathing..

P.S
If you don't want me to quote you then perhaps you follow your advice...

Adieu pendeho..

the best answer to a fool like you is SILENCE

Noted

so?

gustav25:
story

for the gods

lordkrato:


Really you just have to be you to do so.. Grow up

hey u mad guy pack well OK and stop quoting me fool

oh ete se fien iso nte ekpo ibibio

sexymoma:
The manager's Oloshos.... Those gurls helping the manager's ministry

seconded

If LOL means Laugh Out Loud then what dose LOLS mean?

how is this my business huh!!

holluwai:
How are you able to access internet from heaven?

I can o lol