NewStats: 3,261,607 , 8,174,489 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 06:37 PM 71355x

I'm new in town and need to get weed. I promise I'm not a fed. Just need something to relax.

Baba Isale (Elders of the Inside)

Fake shit.

iLegendd:
I bank with almost all the banks. I want to give 5k each (on the 2nd of December) to people that bank with Zenith Bank.

To qualify you must possess the below

1. NIN Slip or Drivers' License or International port
2. You must be above 16
3. You must have a Zenith Mastercard that hasn't expired
4. You must be able to recieve OTP with your phone when doing a transaction with your card
5. You must not be a scammer
6. You must have an Android phone with a front camera
7. Your Nairaland moniker must not be a new one (it must be at least, 1 year old)
8. I may give you a video call
9. You must be on WhatsApp or Telegram

Late comers won't benefit from this.

I'll send you 55k this month to do something with it. All the profit will be mine, but on the 2nd of December, I'll send you 60k to do the same transaction with 55k and the remaining 5k will be yours. Yes, 5k is too small for a big boy/girl like you, but Rome wasn't built in a day.

We'll be doing this every month — as long as you don't runaway with my money and you'll be making 5k or more.

Criminals and dishonest people should stay off. I'll do this for other banks in the future if this one is successful.

09071310664
Sign me up pls.

Yes!

We watch too many movies lol

yom2:
thank u my broda let's see d number of those wey no pay. And after few months why not charge them. Or na defamatory messages una take dey recover am

no be me Sokoloan na.

DAVIDMOE:
According to this report. Over 100k s gave them a bad review. Meaning that they may have taken a loan from them.
The lowest interest this sokoloan charge is ₦3,000
So, if you do the maths, you will fined out that they made ₦300,000,000 from just 100k s borrowing ₦5k from them

This people make too much money to just shut down because of ₦10million fine.

Them borrow means say them pay��‍♂️

I can give you the of one ashewo madame. Her girls needs testing.

motionarena:
What you follow follows you back.
You are what you consume.

I had that experience once my Instagram looked like a mini porn site.
Then I noticed it was due to the activities I follow, I followed some of these celebrities and Instagram slay Queens.

Their activities where drawing many of these illicit pics and videos.

I unfollowed most of them and I began to follow more educational and things I HAD ION for.

Now you can never scroll through my Instagram and see a girl with bra sef.

Its AI bro.
What you follow, follows you back

so are we suppose to fry beans

post=105376706:
This has the potential to save lives.
People getting stranded and lost in remote locations with no cell service could text for help.
Will will be amazed if true - wish there was more detail.
Thumbs up Iphone.

manna the sense maker lol

Whiteways:
Hes in to oil & gas too.

mannaBBQ Oil & Grass

post=105374928:
Wow
Da baby killed it mehn!
Wtf!
Gbedu wey dey burst brain.
Everybody allova the world � just love this song scatter,
STARBOY carry go,
You don't need no other bodyyyy....

Wizkid : Essence.

Coincidentally, that is the song all of us @[/b] are jamming in this PH traffic right now.
Sing along awon eyan [b]STARBOY....
Dem MANNA on da beat.....

Ohh naa naa
Omo je ka shi ge ge whoa
Ohh naa naa
Omo ge wa j'ogede, whoa
Ohh naa naa
Girl I no go let you go
Ohh naa naa
Omo je ka shi ge ge whoa
Say I wanna leave you in the mornin'
But I need you now, yeah, yeah
I find you, I give you all you needin'
I know you what you like
I feel it comin'
Time is of the essence
I tried to teach you
But I might need some lessons
I need to give it all
I tried to leave but I can't
I don't know why, you're the one
Turn me out of my mind
You don't need no other body
You don't need no other body
Only you fi hold my body
Only you fi hold my body
You don't need no other body
Say na me dey mess up your mind
And na me dey make you free up your mind
Say your body talk to me nice
Say na my love, you dey need for your life
Yeah our love no be lie
See yeah we dey together yeah day and night
Yeah if I leave you go kpai
Yeah if you leave I go kpai (oh, oh whoa)
I'm strokin' your body, baby
Lovin' your body, baby
As you're whinin' your body, baby, so crazy
Lovin' your body, baby
Gyal iwo ni temi
I just wanna let you know, ohh
Hope every day that I dey by you
You don't need no other body
You don't need no other body
Only you fi hold my body
Only you fi hold my body
You don't need no other body
Baby, baby
Everybody used to say
No one loves you like this
No one wants you the same way
Love 'til the mornin'
My head wan' to turn from your lovin'
I just wanna get you beside me (whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
Gave you all you need, gave you all you need
Gave you all, you give me all you need
Give you all you need, gave you all
Make ah give you all you need
Every touch you need, give you all
Make ah give you all you need, baby
Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
You don't need no other body
You don't need no other body (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Only you fi hold my body
Only you fi hold my body (yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah)
You don't need no other body
Baby girl I want you there
Girl I want you there
Promise to treat your love fair
Whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa
When we touch, how we connect
Whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa
Said this love, have no regret
Whoa-whoa, yeah-yeah

This man abi woman sef... how you dey get time to type all these things? Don't you have some meat to grill and customers to attend to?

Lol... I'm sure it caused a good laugh in the class. Although asking to kneel was excessive. In 200lvl a friend of mine was asked to come out and face the wall. Caused a good laugh even the lecturer was laughing with us.

I was a teenager then when I experienced mine. My nieghbor had asked me to get petrol from a nearby petrol station. Here I was walking down to the petrol station, money in my pocket and a 10ltr jerry can in my hand. Just by the entrance of my destination, a man approached me asking me to help me go to a street nearby to tell a woman that there is now kerosene if she wants to buy. Since the street was nearby and also the description fits a woman i know, not wanting to be rude I obliged to go. Before I could turn my back to go on the errand he told me i should hand him my keg and the money so that he can buy the petrol for me before I get back with the claim he worked in the petrol station. Being the naive and gullible always ready to please kid, I accepted. And that was the last time i saw the man, my jerry can and my money. Since that day, i developed serious trust issues. EVERYBODY IS A POTENTIAL SUSPECT.

Friday, Next Friday, How high, Boyz in d hood, Juice.

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Guys, SAY NO TO FRAUD.
It kills you before your time and bring shame and reproach to your family.

Guys,
Legit Hustle is the way to a good and beautiful life,
That you will enjoy your money with peace of mind.
Keep pushing on guys, One day Hustle go pay.
God no go shame una


Likes? we don't post for likes sir.
We only make our post and move on.
But quote and mentions may help tho,
That helps the Ministry...BIGTIME

BTW,
We no be bro o,
We are simply WE!


One of them spotted.
Kontinue, dem no dey telli person.
Ask HushBingo and Obinna that thought he was invisible

#TeamLegitForLife

you dey get time for your grill like this? Abi market slow?

This news brought tears to my eyes. UNITED 4 EVA !!!

ijoba222:


mostly below my neck though, but i will try benzyl benzoate and bisham ampiclox tomorrow, what other drugs do you recommend sir

ijoba222:


mostly below my neck though, but i will try benzyl benzoate and bisham ampiclox tomorrow, what other drugs do you recommend sir

hope you are ready for the pain caused by BENZYL BENZOATE Because its out of this world! Lol. I suggest you try Aloe vera plant. It works wonders. Apply it on every part of your body, wait for 30mins everyday, then take a hot bath and thank me later.

The truth will be revealed in due time. Our trust is in God Almighty.

Jolomenas:
My present and my future? Hihihi I laugh in Spanish Do you even know me?

I know you... Keyboard warrior.

Jolomenas:
My present and my future? Hihihi I laugh in Spanish Do you even know me?

I know you... Keyboard warrior.

Mine was an unwanted vistor. I had left my room key and forgotten to collect it back from him. When we left for holidays, nigga came back to town with 2 of his guys to crash my place. They broke my tripod, stole my pillows, stole my extention box, used up all my water reserve( 2 big drums), used up my soap and toothpaste, NIGGA EVEN GET THE EFFONTRY TO SMOKE ALL OF MY KPO!!! FINISH MY PACK OF RIZZLA AND FAP MY CRUSHER!!! (Kpo wey i dey dream say i go smoke immediately I land) I came back to my room looking like a pig sty... John, na only God go judge you.

Sonnobax15:

I was in school then...One night, around 11 p.m,my then roomie came home from a birthday party with 7 girls.....Just imagine....When I asked the dude,he said they were suppose to go to their various homes but they were later informed that police were arresting people for late hours movement...So that was why had to help them out.
I understood him and I had to obliged.....

Wetin cor pain me na be say these girls had to go to where my pot of soup was and they dished soup and eba without my consent.....The funny thing was that that was the first time I cooked banga soup....

The following morning,i realized the soup has already got soured..Very annoying and lose kinda girls...

Delsu?

We shall overcome.

Oyinlomobambam:


That's rabbit not rat...
Àbí I don't know what we eat?

yes you don't.

fourboys:
Quick Reminder

I stopped taking this man serious long long time ago

Quick reminder... Nobody cares.

drizslim:
Going by Economy experience.. Dr Peter Obi will go a long way

President Peter Obi... OMO NA THAT DAY THE WHOLE OF NIGERIA(UAR) GO EXPLODE !!!

Bring your friend in for delivrance. He is a very stupid idiot.

BirtherOfKings:
seriously in the whole thing I wrote, that's d one itching your prick..smh

seriously, it is prick itch worthy. I just had to say something about it before the itch gets to my balls.

Nikeballer:
Huhhh,where is hisbah when you need them

on top of a headless manniquein doing the one conner dance maybe.