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Acidosis(m): 9:15am On Dec 24, 2020
kel4soft:


I don't think is Buhari per se. Good news natural do not get notice not only in Nigeria.


That's true sha. I totally understand the FG's concerns grin A lot of billions have been disbursed yet Buhari still get cursed on a daily basis. By 9pm tonight, alerts will be dropping right left and centre yet no one will come out to acknowledge receipt. cheesy

Payroll had to take a desperate move but I don't see the need honestly; the hashtag will disappear from the trend table after 24hours. Nothing can change the people's perception about Buhari and his government.
Tekzyflex(m): 9:16am On Dec 24, 2020
My has been opened again. Woops! I fear small sha.
HRprof: 9:24am On Dec 24, 2020
Tekzyflex:
I just logged into my profile and I saw a message to update my business number, BVN, and name but I was told my details aready exist. I don't understand.

Don't worry is network it shows that your details has entered into the system, within 24 hour it will reflect on your profile. We experince same
shakabulaar: 9:32am On Dec 24, 2020
good morning house.
i didnt receive sms being sent to employees today, other colleagues where i work recieved theirs except me, im the only one yet to get the confirmation of payment sms.
i there need for alarm??
Tekzyflex(m): 9:37am On Dec 24, 2020
HRprof:


Don't worry is network it shows that your details has entered into the system, within 24 hour it will reflect on your profile. We experince same

It's opened now! I was thinking maybe I should have put a different details. My business is Ecobank. Who knows if they don't pay Ecobank or maybe want a different . Just my thoughts anyway. Because I was told the detail already exist. HRprof what do you think
KBARBIE(f): 11:05am On Dec 24, 2020
Pls how do I apply?
Chizillar1(m): 2:41pm On Dec 24, 2020
What is now the update regard the response to the SMS text message from survival fund. I suggests someone should get across to them by email.
Shawl001(m): 2:49pm On Dec 24, 2020
Tekzyflex:
My has been opened again. Woops! I fear small sha.

Lol, bro.
God gat you jor.
Relax
Fetula4u(m): 3:15pm On Dec 24, 2020
Please how to I go about the Below... seeing we can't replay them.

"Dear SAMUEL Congrats on your first Payroll ! We've started second payments but need to confirm your first payment urgently. Pls reply CONFIRMED. Also copy and post the following message on your Twitter or Facebook. (The ID No. identifies you alone)."
Shawl001(m): 3:29pm On Dec 24, 2020
Fetula4u:
Please how to I go about the Below... seeing we can't replay them.

"Dear SAMUEL Congrats on your first Payroll ! We've started second payments but need to confirm your first payment urgently. Pls reply CONFIRMED. Also copy and post the following message on your Twitter or Facebook. (The ID No. identifies you alone)."

You can reply on their Twitter page.

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HRprof: 3:45pm On Dec 24, 2020
Chizillar1:
What is now the update regard the response to the SMS text message from survival fund. I suggests someone should get across to them by email.

Not criteria for payment they just want you to tell the world that Buhari government is working. My staff that received 2nd payment received same SMS for first payment confirmation... Lol
If you like post on your social media platform or not you will get paid if verified.

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ThisisBuhari: 4:11pm On Dec 24, 2020
HRprof:


Not criteria for payment they just want you to tell the world that Buhari government is working. My staff that received 2nd payment received same SMS for first payment confirmation... Lol
If you like post on your social media platform or not you will get paid if verified.
when did your staff recieved 2and payment?
HRprof: 4:16pm On Dec 24, 2020
ThisisBuhari:
when did your staff recieved 2and payment?

First Payment 8th Dec
Second payment 17th Dec but only 3 out of 9 staff recieved 2nd payment
Shampoo77: 5:21pm On Dec 24, 2020
Acidosis:


That's true sha. I totally understand the FG's concerns grin A lot of billions have been disbursed yet Buhari still get cursed on a daily basis. By 9pm tonight, alerts will be dropping right left and centre yet no one will come out to acknowledge receipt. cheesy

Payroll had to take a desperate move but I don't see the need honestly; the hashtag will disappear from the trend table after 24hours. Nothing can change the people's perception about Buhari and his government.


I can see that you are a fool.
Tekzyflex(m): 6:05pm On Dec 24, 2020
Is there anyone that has been paid without receiving call from the survival fund agents?
Or it's call before payment.
Shawl001(m): 6:41pm On Dec 24, 2020
Tekzyflex:
Is there anyone that has been paid without receiving call from the survival fund agents?
Or it's call before payment.

My workers didn't recieve any call, and they were all paid.
I believe the main thing is to get all your statuses verified.
Even VP Osinbajo said, "everyone who has been verified will get paid".
Osaro4u2k(m): 6:46pm On Dec 24, 2020
Brethren what can son of man do about this, I have tried everything humanly possible to continue with my application yet no way. Any solution? See attached pictures below

Tekzyflex(m): 7:04pm On Dec 24, 2020
Shawl001:


My workers didn't recieve any call, and they were all paid.
I believe the main thing is to get all your statuses verified.
Even VP Osinbajo said, "everyone who has been verified will get paid".

The issue here is that am the CEO and I haven't received any call not even a flash. I only got a message today to put my business details and BVN ,which I did but I was told the already existed. It's really confusing.
Tekzyflex(m): 7:05pm On Dec 24, 2020
Osaro4u2k:
Brethren what can son of man do about this, I have tried everything humanly possible to continue with my application yet no way. Any solution? See attached pictures below

It's because the application for payroll has ended.

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Acidosis(m): 7:23pm On Dec 24, 2020
Shampoo77:



I can see that you are a fool.

Na your papa be f00l. Oloshi.
Acidosis(m): 7:29pm On Dec 24, 2020
HRprof:


Not criteria for payment they just want you to tell the world that Buhari government is working. My staff that received 2nd payment received same SMS for first payment confirmation... Lol
If you like post on your social media platform or not you will get paid if verified.

Those posting that sh!t on their timelines are merely wasting their time.
Acidosis(m): 7:34pm On Dec 24, 2020
Tekzyflex:
Is there anyone that has been paid without receiving call from the survival fund agents?
Or it's call before payment.

Yes. 4 employees on my list missed their calls twice. Everyone of them got paid, including the biz .

Nobody can stop your payment as far as you're verified.
Tekzyflex(m): 7:45pm On Dec 24, 2020
Acidosis:


Yes. 4 employees on my list missed their calls twice. Everyone of them got paid, including the biz .

Nobody can stop your payment as far as you're verified.

Thank you! One more question. Must your dashboard bar be full before you will get payment??
Tgen: 7:56pm On Dec 24, 2020
It's Thursday evening again....let the alert start dropping!!!!

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Acidosis(m): 8:05pm On Dec 24, 2020
Tekzyflex:


Thank you! One more question. Must your dashboard bar be full before you will get payment??

..not sure but the few I know who have received payment saw a full bar.

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Tekzyflex(m): 8:07pm On Dec 24, 2020
Acidosis:


..not sure but the few I know who have received payment saw a full bar.

Thank you for your time .

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ThisisBuhari: 8:40pm On Dec 24, 2020
When are they going to make 2nd payment to those that got first payment on 18th nov?

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Nezy4Real(m): 10:10pm On Dec 24, 2020
All things being equal 2nd paymeny alerts should start rolling in tonight.
copyrites: 10:17pm On Dec 24, 2020
All Zenith bank holders have been paid, 2nd batch. Kudos!

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youngcizza(m): 10:27pm On Dec 24, 2020
copyrites:


All Zenith bank holders have been paid, 2nd batch. Kudos!

when some of us never receive first o
this people go pay us so....

Shawl001(m): 10:47pm On Dec 24, 2020
Kai,
They just credited one of my employee, now.
2nd Payment.

The officials have lost it. They didn't plan this things well at all.
The way this thing is going ehn, some will be receiving alert every Thursday.

This is poor management from the officials.
Shawl001(m): 10:48pm On Dec 24, 2020
youngcizza:


when some of us never receive first o
this people go pay us so....

Bro,
Pray o.
The whole thing isn't going accordingly again, it's on RANDOM MODE.
sad

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