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pu7pl3(m): 9:02am On May 29, 2020
BankyGee:



pu7pl3, beware of that guy above grin That one na Braniac o grin

Noted

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pu7pl3(m): 9:03am On May 29, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Your laugh is laughing me!

I'm not laughing undecided

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lovelyetojoy(f): 9:22am On May 29, 2020
BankyGee:
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it should be any four legged animals cause houses can't jump

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BankyGee(m): 10:49pm On May 29, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Any four-legged animal, because houses can't jump

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
pu7pl3!
lovelyetojoy!
*Claps, cheers*
BankyGee(m): 10:53pm On May 29, 2020
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Why do skeletons go on vacation alone? undecided

pu7pl3(m): 10:55pm On May 29, 2020
BankyGee:
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Loooool grin grin grin

Cos they have NOBODY to go with cheesy

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Myrainbow333: 1:24am On May 30, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo_o16F8s78
wizi44(m): 11:01am On May 30, 2020
BankyGee:
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because they do not have anybody to go with

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BankyGee(m): 9:02pm On May 30, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Because they have no-BODY to go with grin

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
wizi44!
*Claps, cheers*
BankyGee(m): 9:19pm On May 30, 2020
Message Mistake
A man checked in a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. He accidentally typed a wrong email address, and without realizing, he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral.

The widow decided to check her email, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends but fainted after reading the first message grin

It read:
"To my loving wife. I know you are surprised to hear from me, they have computers here and we are allowed to send messages to loved ones. I've just been checked in. How are you and the kids? This place is really nice but I'm lonely here. I have made necessary arrangements for your arrival tomorrow. Expecting you darling grin grin grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Ayanfe29(f): 9:22pm On May 30, 2020
pu7pl3:


I'm not laughing undecided


Says who?

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BankyGee(m): 9:32pm On May 30, 2020
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What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you? undecided

BankyGee(m): 9:38pm On May 30, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Says who?
Leave pu7pl3 alone oh I can't fit settle any matter this night oh undecided

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Ayanfe29(f): 9:57pm On May 30, 2020
BankyGee:

Leave pu7pl3 alone oh I can't fit settle any matter this night oh undecided


Abi, he should leave me alone. You gan sef!

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Ayanfe29(f): 9:59pm On May 30, 2020
BankyGee:
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My mom!

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BankyGee(m): 10:12pm On May 30, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Abi, he should leave me alone. You gan sef!
Me gan sef? I didn't do anything na, did I?
Davidpie: 12:19am On May 31, 2020
Watch how I want take buy fridge we no get door
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCAHiOLk2HK183qCxro3rYpw
wizi44(m): 11:06am On May 31, 2020
BankyGee:
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my mom/ aunt

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pu7pl3(m): 11:20am On May 31, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Says who?

Baby I'm the owner of my mouth na and I did not use it to laugh at that given time
pu7pl3(m): 11:22am On May 31, 2020
BankyGee:
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My mumsy

My dad's sister= Auntie. Auntie's sister in-law= My mum

Come to think of it, it can also be an aunt if there are numerous of the family...

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BankyGee(m): 9:03pm On May 31, 2020
Answer(s) to Riddle
- Your aunt
- Your mother

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
wizi44!
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
BankyGee(m): 9:14pm On May 31, 2020
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A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have? undecided

lovelyetojoy(f): 9:32pm On May 31, 2020
BankyGee:
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there will still be ten cows cause you just call the pigs 'cows' but not make them 'cows'

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wizi44(m): 9:44pm On May 31, 2020
BankyGee:
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ten. Explanation above

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walterterri555(m): 10:21pm On May 31, 2020
BankyGee:
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Ten cows

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BankyGee(m): 9:36am On Jun 01, 2020
Happy New Month everyone!
Ayanfe29(f): 3:36pm On Jun 01, 2020
BankyGee:
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Still ten cows

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Ayanfe29(f): 3:36pm On Jun 01, 2020
BankyGee:
Happy New Month everyone!


Same to you ! ! !

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Ayanfe29(f): 3:37pm On Jun 01, 2020
BankyGee:

Me gan sef? I didn't do anything na, did I?

You didn't tongue

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