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Hilarious comments ,feel free to add yours.

Kuku kill me na
Maybe you are the first lady to get pregnant

I will just pack my things and japa

I wont even answer...
simply get a maid.
I cant die!

Pregnant neighbor that don't even greet anybody before came knocking at my door because she perceived the aroma of the spaghetti I was preparing,

Thank God her husband was around and I insisted her husband eat from the food because I don't want any diabolic accusations

Cut story short

The pregnant lady finish my pot of spaghetti and asked me when next am I cooking it again

Her husband later apologized but I told him that there is nothing to apologize over

Las las she gave birth to a twins, a boy and a girl

cRobo:
Pregnant neighbor that don't even greet anybody before came knocking at my door because she perceived the aroma of the spaghetti I was preparing,

Thank God her husband was around and I insisted her husband eat from the food because I don't want any diabolic accusations

Cut story short

The pregnant lady finish my pot of spaghetti and asked me when next am I cooking it again

Her husband later apologized but I told him that there is nothing to apologize over

Las las she gave birth to a twins, a boy and a girl

I pray it never does that to me, I no fit suffer person pikin

same here, I don't pray for all those drama.

xendra:
I pray it never does that to me, I no fit suffer person pikin

xendra:
I pray it never does that to me, I no fit suffer person pikin

Don't worry. All na wayo. Woman just dey take am do shakara for their husband. If their husband no mind them, or if na baby mama dem be, na any and everything dem see dem go chop. Na only when one mumu husband dey for house na den deir pregnancy go make them think of shawarma at 2 am. Make I hear word joor.

Honestly, I wonder if I really need a wife.

So because of small pregnancy you will now stress my laive?

Someone I know, hers is sour soup. If she cooks, she'll dip her hands inside the soup overnight so it will get sour by the next day. That's when she can eat it otherwise she won't eat.

Another one is chewing ice block. All her drinks must have ice blocks in it.

For some, they can't stand their husband smell like they won't allow him to come near them until they are delivered of the baby. Weird.

Show me your WhatsApp messages, the baby wants to see them

All these wonderful cravings never happen to teenage mums, or kept second wives or baby mamas. Men make una dey Mumu una sef una hear?

All these cravings are intentional.

XhosaNostra:
Show me your WhatsApp messages, the baby wants to see them

Xhosa

hanty,hanty hanty,how many times did i call you,please respect your own cravings oooo

XhosaNostra:
Show me your WhatsApp messages, the baby wants to see them

RisenPhoenix:


Don't worry. All na wayo. Woman just dey take am do shakara for their husband. If their husband no mind them, or if na baby mama dem be, na any and everything dem see dem go chop. Na only when one mumu husband dey for house na den deir pregnancy go make them think of shawarma at 2 am. Make I hear word joo.

shut your ignorance joor! some eat wet sand because of pregnancy cravings, is that also to suffer their husbands? pregnancy is different for different women, count yourself lucky if na shawarma your own dey find; or your pikin go chop sand tire

Belafonte:
All these wonderful cravings never happen to teenage mums, or kept second wives or baby mamas. Men make una dey Mumu una sef una year?

All these cravings are intentional.

even for wives, it's not every woman that experiences it; pregnancy is different for different women, but a single mother will have to send someone else since she doesn't have a husband.

My husby ehn, make I no talk.

It is actually beautiful though

The non-app-driven response would be - because they want to.

Pregnancy, as you may already know, is a very hormonal event, more like 9 consecutive months of events, with a special prayer for the successful delivery and a live birth.

Even without hormones, many people have cravings: they are induced by the lack of some chemical in the body or the need for some chemical to be present (such as coffee to stay alert or chocolate to be happy), and the brain is driven to crave that exact substance.

With the hormones added to the mix, there is an increase in requirements: not just chemicals, but substances based on colors and textures, up to and including the revival of that which we have not craved in decades.

If you were asking "Why?" while standing at 3am at the checkout lane of the supermarket where your expectant partner had sent you to fetch anchovies and strawberry ice cream, do not despair: it's a small price to pay for having a new bundle of joy in your life.

For reference, below is a chart with those cravings and healthy substitutions but if a pregnant female is craving chocolate, please do not substitute it with a trail mix for the time being.

My aunt once requested for bitter leaf soup prepared without ogiri when she was carrying her second baby, which restaurant prepares onubu soup without ogiri

The smell makes her want to vomit she said

Easybela:
hanty,hanty hanty,how many times did i call you,please respect your own cravings oooo

Never had any special cravings when pregnant but at a point couldn't stand the smell of fish and chicken. So I avoided them.

xendra:
even for wives, it's not every woman that experiences it; pregnancy is different for different women, but a single mother will have to send someone else since she doesn't have a husband.

At 2 am? Lol. Okay, then.

xendra:
shut your ignorance joor! some eat wet sand because of pregnancy cravings, is that also to suffer their husbands? pregnancy is different for different women, count yourself lucky if na shawarma your own dey find; or your pikin go chop sand tire

I'll believe it when I see a teenager with unwanted pregnancy getting such cravings. You know, the type that successfully hide their pregnancy and then dump the baby in the toilet. I wonder why they never get any such cravings?

It's all comfortability.

A pregnant woman who has no hope of food has no business for some awkward cravings.

Give a woman a metre, she will take a mile.

RisenPhoenix:


I'll believe it when I see a teenager with unwanted pregnancy getting such cravings. You know, the type that successfully hide their pregnancy and then dump the baby in the toilet. I wonder why they never get any such cravings?

they'd also secretly get it for themselves and nobody will know.
meaning you will never know so you can keep waiting

Thread not for moi maintenant

I could not eat meat, it tasted like wood in my mouth, and i craved for party rice.

Xendra, stop this your defense entirety.

Few ladies do it doesn't mean all ladies do it.

It's just you against all men.

I'm thinking bout wat she might put me through wen she finally get pregnant. Nah to stock house with enough fruits and food be that. I can't be going out at 1 or 2am in the morning cus that

Kenmatt:
Xendra, stop this your defense entirety.

Few ladies do it doesn't mean all ladies do it.

It's just you against all men.

yeah, It occured to me I'm replying to children, I don't owe you any explanations afterall

since you cant read/understand when I said its not every woman or maybe you just want to mention me