NewStats: 3,262,213 , 8,176,488 topics. Date: Sunday, 01 June 2025 at 11:56 AM 3pn6a

AngryIgboMan:
Every Driver rich for BOLT (listen)
Poor Driver no dey for Uber (at all)
Dem call me like say na me start am (yeah)
Living fake life with cheap cars

E ma pariwo
Dem money na just audio (Na audio)
E ma pariwo oh
Na just audio

Slow down slow down
Why you wan kill yourself?
Why you wan pa yourself?
Living fake life vida loca
Calm down calm down
Why you wan kill yourself?
Why you wan pa yourself?
Living fake life vida loca

E ma pariwo
Dem money na just audio (Na audio)
E ma pariwo oh
Na just audio


I can even see one Ogbologbo that posted Corolla for 35k immediately he saw screenshots of 90k weekly... Chai... I piry U. I said piry and not pity oo. Becos U go collet. Drivers will use that your fresh Corolla like a new virgin and abandon it like Ejigbo prostitute. U go cry

Maybe he has seen where one rabbit posted that he makes 35k daily

Even me that has been on this since 2016 can't boast of 7k net after a full days work again that I had to run away.

Chief Mechanic G had to run away to sit on the fence

Hunger pursue am comot that he had to go and buy vespas to start logistics business.... Calling it G Logistics as if he is on same level with GIG

He even drew Ships on his banner to make it more international and pragmatic


Chai.... I pity you still buying cars to put on ehailing. Sorry is your first to last name. You will cry no be small.

I tire oo abeg we be driver joh

dru23:



So what is wrong been called a driver ? We have truck driver, school bus driver, Limo driver, shuttle driver (used at the airport) Mass transit driver , party bus driver, designated driver , Formula one race driver, etc ... do you have low self esteem? All these forms of drivers are jobs abroad, some you even need a certificate for like truck driving... Omo it seems like you have a big ego

Can a driver make 100k on bolt/uber in a week? YES
Can a driver make 100k on bolt/uber "every week"? DEFINITELY NO
■ Every week ain't December
■We're humans not robots
■Even Robots go through servicing sometimes
■You drive a "car". Even if you don't get tired, your car will
■YOU WILL DIE A PAINFUL AND UNTIMELY DEATH IF YOU THINK YOU'RE WISER THAN NATURE
Drink Tramadol all you like, When the time comes, Your partner moves on, Uche moves on (not like he noticed you anyways) and this thread will surely move on...
And Dru stop filling my mention with your annoying memes, you're only sending those guys to their early graves. 4k you and your motivational speakers!
Gnite

chucsmoore:
yea. I have won it before, I didn't bother using it

Wow

SaintHilary:
Can a driver make 100k on bolt/uber in a week? YES
Can a driver make 100k on bolt/uber "every week"? DEFINITELY NO
■ Every week ain't December
■We're humans not robots
■Even Robots go through servicing sometimes
■You drive a "car". Even if you don't get tired, your car will
■YOU WILL DIE A PAINFUL AND UNTIMELY DEATH IF YOU THINK YOU'RE WISER THAN NATURE
Drink Tramadol all you like, When the time comes, Your partner moves on, Uche moves on (not like he noticed you anyways) and this thread will surely move on...
And Dru stop filling my mention with your annoying memes, you're only sending those guys to their early graves. 4k you and your motivational speakers!
Gnite

SaintHilary:
Can a driver make 100k on bolt/uber in a week? YES
Can a driver make 100k on bolt/uber "every week"? DEFINITELY NO
■ Every week ain't December
■We're humans not robots
■Even Robots go through servicing sometimes
■You drive a "car". Even if you don't get tired, your car will
■YOU WILL DIE A PAINFUL AND UNTIMELY DEATH IF YOU THINK YOU'RE WISER THAN NATURE
Drink Tramadol all you like, When the time comes, Your partner moves on, Uche moves on (not like he noticed you anyways) and this thread will surely move on...
And Dru stop filling my mention with your annoying memes, you're only sending those guys to their early graves. 4k you and your motivational speakers!
Gnite

confusedworld17:
Lai lai you must come back and be grossing 35k everyday.
LOL, I am already back oo, we die here

YOU CAN RENEW ALL YOUR VEHICLE PARTICULARS AT THE OFFICIAL RATES JUST CALL 08033539981 OR 08182880902

Hmm!

"Its outright foolishness for a grasshopper to go into a fight with an elephant".

Everyone is striving to make ends meets, only the foolish will die on the line of duty.

Even though anything will definitely kill a man but dont ever let it be "pussy", else you die a foolish man.

Hello, everyone, please I want to ask if it's okay to be on dreadlocks as a uber/bolt driver....

SaintHilary:
Can a driver make 100k on bolt/uber in a week? YES
Can a driver make 100k on bolt/uber "every week"? DEFINITELY NO
■ Every week ain't December
■We're humans not robots
■Even Robots go through servicing sometimes
■You drive a "car". Even if you don't get tired, your car will
■YOU WILL DIE A PAINFUL AND UNTIMELY DEATH IF YOU THINK YOU'RE WISER THAN NATURE
Drink Tramadol all you like, When the time comes, Your partner moves on, Uche moves on (not like he noticed you anyways) and this thread will surely move on...
And Dru stop filling my mention with your annoying memes, you're only sending those guys to their early graves. 4k you and your motivational speakers!
Gnite

While making 100 every other week might seem impossible, one can achieve a strike rate of 85% consistently. A lot of people out there gross more than that week in week out.

All you need is a plan....actually you don’t really need a plan, just have common sense.

You guys should stop discouraging investors. Let them have a taste of the pie or die.

we have people looking for cars to drive. If investors don’t bring in cars, what will happen to them?

2FlowZ:
Hello, everyone, please I want to ask if it's okay to be on dreadlocks as a uber/bolt driver....

Mhen e go too make sense. Hope it’s neat and doesn’t smell?

famousguy01:
Wall have ears sir kindly edit your post

This are the type of people I refer to as "village uncles" if he makes over 35k is it anybodies 35k? You even helped edit a post u didn't post.

dru23:



So what is wrong been called a driver ? We have truck driver, school bus driver, Limo driver, shuttle driver (used at the airport) Mass transit driver , party bus driver, designated driver , Formula one race driver, etc ... do you have low self esteem? All these forms of drivers are jobs abroad, some you even need a certificate for like truck driving... Omo it seems like you have a big ego

He said "your partner", "your driver" would have been wrong because he's not driving you personally. I dont think you have any driver yet

deedee44:

He said "your partner", "your driver" would have been wrong because he's not driving you personally. I dont think you have any driver yet

Alexious:


Ok boss

A friend of mine needs car for hire purchase. Please, chat me with the on my signature

tojahh:



can I rent it for 65k per week please?

That guy is a kangaroo

kodred:


While making 100 every other week might seem impossible, one can achieve a strike rate of 85% consistently. A lot of people out there gross more than that week in week out.

All you need is a plan....actually you don’t really need a plan, just have common sense.

You guys should stop discouraging investors. Let them have a taste of the pie or die.

we have people looking for cars to drive. If investors don’t bring in cars, what will happen to them?

You want the drivers on nairaland to come for your head? The guy that you are commenting now, took a whole page to insult me and warn me ..fear catch me and than took another post to dedicated to me warning me not to comment on his post with memes and stated that am sending drivers to their early grave.. This guy was very serious, I even fear for my life ....

I wont argue on how much any driver can make in a week or day, but any partner that undermines the importance of rest for drivers on this job is wicked.

Guys, rest. This job is stressful and bodies need rest.
Owner partners move on when a driver dies on this job, bolt and uber also move on.

I don't know the mods here, posting of earnings should be highly prohibited on this forum.

My neighbor is crying now, the 2010 Corolla he gave an Alfa to use for this hustling is gone, the engine is totally hooked inside, not rolling at all, and guess what Alfa said? "Oga the car is due for service". Not even a drop of oil inside the engine, no coolant.

He saw earnings online last December and decided to give his wife's car for 35K, while he handle the repairs, all Alfa could do after destroying the engine is to tow the car to the man's mechanic, instructed the owner to call him when he's done with the SERVICING.

From my recent discussion with some drivers, i discover one silly attitude among car owners, all they ask is WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST CAR YOU DROVE?
If I was to be a driver I will also ask them WHAT HAPPENED THAT THE LAST DRIVER ABANDONED THE CAR?

They hand over their cars to the likes of Alfa without proper assessment of the driving skills, as long as you've given them guarantors the car is yours.
The worst drivers on lekki/Epe express are ehauling drivers, countless accidents from 11pm till 6am especially on weekends. Ask any LCC or police officer they'll tell you, there's no night an ehauling car is not completely written off on that road.

As long as these car owners put all their family problems on one lemon Corolla, there's no way the guy won't overuse the car.

The risks involve in this hustle is far above the peanuts you make in a day, so stop posting that nonsense and face your hustle, posting it here doesn't add money to your , it doesn't convey you any title, use your head.

peeps4u:
I wont argue on how much any driver can make in a week or day, but any partner that undermines the importance of rest for drivers on this job is wicked.

Guys, rest. This job is stressful and bodies need rest.
Owner partners move on when a driver dies on this job, bolt and uber also move on.

Majority works 24/7

my woman drove one from the international airport to lekki, behind shoprite early hour of today. He slept from the airport road to lekki tollgate. When they got to my place I have to cease his car key, gave him a place to sleep then advice him to end the trip when he wakes up.

He remits 30k weekly and does 10k repairs.
isn't this wickedness?
Isn't this slavery?
A 20 years old going thro this

calabardick:


Majority works 24/7

my woman drove one from the international airport to lekki, behind shoprite early hour of today. He slept from the airport road to lekki tollgate. When they got to my place I have to cease his car key, gave him a place to sleep then advice him to end the trip when he wakes up.

He remits 30k weekly and does 10k repairs.
isn't this wickedness?
Isn't this slavery?
A 20 years old going thro this

the young man no read the and conditions...he go sign wetin go keee am later...las las either the car keeee him or he go return d car to owner

I don’t understand why some of us think we can just post anyhow, We are not related in anyway go and see your relatives if you’re looking for your village people. Pls kindly pick your car keys and make the 35k daily no one is in your way, I know people like you.

Nero2424:


This are the type of people I refer to as "village uncles" if he makes over 35k is it anybodies 35k? You even helped edit a post u didn't post.

calabardick:


Majority works 24/7

my woman drove one from the international airport to lekki, behind shoprite early hour of today. He slept from the airport road to lekki tollgate. When they got to my place I have to cease his car key, gave him a place to sleep then advice him to end the trip when he wakes up.

He remits 30k weekly and does 10k repairs.
isn't this wickedness?
Isn't this slavery?
A 20 years old going thro this

God bless your woman. Another person would have ordered another ride and that sleepy driver would have taken another person and endangered his/her life.

It is possible to make unbelievable amount in a week, i wont argue that, but It comes at the expense of driver's health and sanity.

Rest is important

calabardick:


Majority works 24/7

my woman drove one from the international airport to lekki, behind shoprite early hour of today. He slept from the airport road to lekki tollgate. When they got to my place I have to cease his car key, gave him a place to sleep then advice him to end the trip when he wakes up.

He remits 30k weekly and does 10k repairs.
isn't this wickedness?
Isn't this slavery?
A 20 years old going thro this

Dru23 can you see this?

Your point of view most times irks me!
You're so self centered!
I don't drive, infact I'm based in Ado Ekiti.
But your point of views varying from ehailing, to vehicle sales, to vehicle maintenance and even your oil business are so wack and very non pragmatic. You're not open to ideas, you see yourself as some kind of island. It's just crazy.

Why will you be making snide comment about drivers getting rest?? You're just....... I don't know.

Reply me with meme as per toothless tiger wey you be, I don't care!

God save your king!

Got to 20 trips to be on 3% uber sent me msg that I’m flagged for fraud. I didn’t do any fraud. I don’t think any one reported me either. I never had quarrel with no one. Is it just for this week I won’t be on 3% ?

kodred:


While making 100 every other week might seem impossible, one can achieve a strike rate of 85% consistently. A lot of people out there gross more than that week in week out.

All you need is a plan....actually you don’t really need a plan, just have common sense.

You guys should stop discouraging investors. Let them have a taste of the pie or die.

we have people looking for cars to drive. If investors don’t bring in cars, what will happen to them?

Morning bro, im not discouraging anyone. To me Uber biz is still lucrative to an extent.
Of course a driver can make 100k consecutively, but for how long? Let partners know what they're getting into. IT CAN NEVER BE ROSY EVERY WEEK.
I only wish any driver willing to drive 20hrs for 7days just to earn 100k well.. But don't come online and put it on the others faces like they don't know what they're doing. The fact I drive for uber doesn't mean I should have grey hair @ age 30

I really don’t get all the talks about sleep and overwork.

The partner gives you his car to work with and remit 30k for a week. How you work out that money is your ‘job’, the owner didn’t speculate your work hours. You have to look for a way to plan your ‘job’.

Any serious person that takes off by 6am should have no business keeping late nights (except on special occasions which I’m sure would be well worth it)

People will always be people, constituting of both sensible and senseless ones. The sensible ones are smiling at least 4 days out of 7.

I have a Hyundai Accent 2010 Tokunbo with 1.6L engine for higher purchase.

Requirements includes;
1. Two established grantors
2. Good driving history on Uber and bolt platform with at least 4.70 rating
3. Reside on the island or nearby axis
4. 200k initial deposit
5. PH duration within 2years.

Interested persons should mail me on. [email protected]

SaintHilary:

Morning bro, im not discouraging anyone. To me Uber biz is still lucrative to an extent.
Of course a driver can make 100k consecutively, but for how long? Let partners know what they're getting into. IT CAN NEVER BE ROSY EVERY WEEK.
I only wish any driver willing to drive 20hrs for 7days just to earn 100k well.. But don't come online and put it on the others faces like they don't know what they're doing. The fact I drive for uber doesn't mean I should have grey hair @ age 30

25-30k is a fair rental fee but the owner maintains the car.

Any serious person would have no trouble remitting except on special occasions which is rare.

Hahahaha 20 hours for 7 days straight, how now?

Youngprof007:
I have a Hyundai Accent 2010 Tokunbo with 1.6L engine for higher purchase.

Requirements includes;
1. Two established grantors
2. Good driving history on Uber and bolt platform with at least 4.70 rating
3. Reside on the island or nearby axis
4. 200k initial deposit
5. PH duration within 2years.

Interested persons should mail me on. [email protected]

You should rather put the amount you're willing to offer the car for HP and weekly remittance than PH duraton.