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Some Fun While Job Hunting (163752 Views)
Fyngal1(f): 7:14am On Jan 20, 2020 |
Loooooooogstory: Oga, stop trying to cause confusion 2 Likes |
OiOi: 7:34am On Jan 20, 2020 |
My goal is to apologize to all the face I share memories with. I really need a good job this 2020. God can you hear me! Hello God! Are you there? Do you ever listen? Hello God! And just when I was lost in thought, the school's security man bragged in and shouted my name, "kasim, what are you doing here naked ?" In utter disarray like a pack of pigeons, I stumbled on pile of benches. They all triped over each other and made me feel a magician. "Dad sent me out without letting me pick a pin from his house". Uncle Matthew: "well I wouldn't blame him, you are not worth a thread." "I thought you had a boutique? No sir I don't, I was told to be saying I have a boutique ". Uncle Matthew: " haa! Really! who"? I replied, "You won't understand sir". "Kasim, you are a man now. you will soon be 28 years old before June 2020 " " Uncle Matthew, I am already 35. Who is telling you all these information and trying to defraud me of my age"? Uncle Matthew stood with his mouth ajar. He quickly responded that we would he going to church together that evening. It seems the days are always faster when you want it slow. Evening came like lightening. I was introduced to Pastor Konami of SegaZegamega Church who said I should be absorbed into the Church's choir and seen as a brother and friend, but Shade scuffed at me with a heavy grunt squeezing her face in disgust. Shade was my secondary school Senior; a tad below intelligence, a tad below ugliness and she's best described as an "early comer", because virtually everything she did was always too early. A 22 years old proud mother of 3 children who patronizes my "5 naira weight lifting" business heavily. Church contributed clothes for me including a well ironed choir robe. I wore it and with my height, I had a perfect semblance with "Egunu". A certain masquerade from NUPE region known to get as high as a NEPA pole as it rolls. And I did roll a whirlwind when Sunday came. After series of rehearsals with the choir and in my dreams, Sunday came even much faster but not as quick as the voice in my head. During praise and worship I was over joyed to see my mum in the congregation. "Today is the day", the voice in my head said. Then the program announcer thundered, "offering time, blessing time: blessing time, offering time"..... Stay tuned 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Nobody: 7:44am On Jan 20, 2020 |
I am staying tuned like tuna fish
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Loooooooogstory: 7:53am On Jan 20, 2020 |
If you quote me and i did not reply. Please note that it was deliberate. I must have analyzed it and concluded that it was not worth my time. I am also highly allergic to imbeciles. No Apologies. |
Josipov: 8:20am On Jan 20, 2020 |
ifyalways(f): 8:55am On Jan 20, 2020 |
Good morning @ all outstanding winners. Please send your details asap ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
Nwaotu10(m): 9:05am On Jan 20, 2020 |
I'm new in this thread. How exactly can I win this 5k ? #5000 is now like a million to me ever since I competed my NYSC. Joblessness has been pummeling me unmercifully. I need this money, please. I will manage it for like a month or more than.
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Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Nobody: 9:13am On Jan 20, 2020 |
Nwaotu10: as I saw my moniker being mentioned as winner of 5k, e come be like say I don win champions league ![]() ![]() Second time in a row now... The last one held sometime in July last year, I was lucky to win 10k too... Stay tuned for the Easter Edition... |
prettyamarh(f): 9:36am On Jan 20, 2020 |
Endeavour to have a ive income
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ifyalways(f): 9:50am On Jan 20, 2020 |
OiOi, Universal dove and crazeclown your s has been credited. Cheers 3 Likes |
ifyalways(f): 9:52am On Jan 20, 2020 |
The last set of 5K winners are: Choo Bluelemon Annie55 I will pick some more later today or tomorrow and wrap it up |
prettyamarh(f): 9:55am On Jan 20, 2020 |
You can be anything you want to be
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ifyalways(f): 9:56am On Jan 20, 2020 |
Lynette2cute is your story fiction ? ![]() |
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Nobody: 10:14am On Jan 20, 2020 |
ifyalways:wow big thanks |
ifyalways(f): 10:19am On Jan 20, 2020 |
BLUELemon:Are you 7thLemonlover ![]() |
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Nobody: 10:33am On Jan 20, 2020 |
ifyalways:nooooo |
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Nobody: 10:54am On Jan 20, 2020 |
ifyalways: No ma, true story. |
7thLemonLOVER(f): 10:56am On Jan 20, 2020 |
ifyalways: ![]() |
Annie55: 10:59am On Jan 20, 2020 |
ifyalways: Thank you so much ma'am. |
OtunbaBlack(m): 11:23am On Jan 20, 2020 |
ifyalways: hopefully we find ourselves here o |
UniversalDove: 11:23am On Jan 20, 2020 |
ifyalways:Good morning. I trust you are in good health. Thanks for the 5k alert. I am grateful. I am not sure if you initially announced me as one of the winner of 10K. But I feel hurt, hearing you removed my name |
ifyalways(f): 11:35am On Jan 20, 2020 |
Lynette2cute:Aww, Im so so sorry . Take heart and be comforted. I sent you a PM, Please reply with your details 1 Like |
shagamite: 11:50am On Jan 20, 2020 |
ifyalways:hopefully dz one no go me o 1 Like |
OiOi: 12:50pm On Jan 20, 2020 |
ifyalways:Thanks alot. Thank you. I am grateful dear |
ifyalways(f): 12:58pm On Jan 20, 2020 |
Howyeh, Annie55, Scaputa and NosaJbourne your s has been credited. Please if i dont get your details by tomorrow highest, consider the winning forfeited. I dont have time to chase anyone for details. 2 Likes |
ifyalways(f): 12:59pm On Jan 20, 2020 |
OiOi:You are welcome. ![]() |
ifyalways(f): 1:03pm On Jan 20, 2020 |
7thLemonlover and Fyngal1 are my last set of winners. Please send your details. |
ifyalways(f): 1:03pm On Jan 20, 2020 |
God bless everyone, open doors for us this year and see you all soon ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Nobody: 1:03pm On Jan 20, 2020 |
ifyalways: Done. Thank you ma, may this year bring forth good tidings for you and your family. |
7thLemonLOVER(f): 1:11pm On Jan 20, 2020 |
ifyalways:wow thanks ma |
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Nobody: 1:13pm On Jan 20, 2020 |
UniversalDove: kindly, send the 5k to someone else who values it. 2 Likes |
Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Nobody: 1:14pm On Jan 20, 2020 |
ifyalways: AIte ma. WOuld acknowledge as soon as I'm alerted... |
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