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midnighter:
On the first date? Thats quite rude and intrusive.

A more polite question which will help answer that one is "What do you do" or "where do you work"

She wants to quickly know if you're for keeps or dump.......

happinezz110:
Unreasonable talk just like when I went on a date with one foolish guy, he told me I would live with his mom when we get married and she wld help me to chose the hospital for my Ante Natal wen I'm pregnant. All he could talk about was his mom, grandmom and sister. Since then, I hate dating only boy of d family especially those with 4sis

LMAO, tell me, what was your response? If you are not lying shaa

Number 1 on my list is coming late to a date. I went on a daty eith a lady this last Dec and she kept me waiting for almist 45mins, like WTF, if you know you will come late just temme then we can reschedule.
Second on my list pressing your phone always. How can u come on a date and be pressing your phone like you're on a date with your phone, put that phone down and let's have a conversation, it's the reason we are here.
Thirdly is asking for takeway after you've eaten. I don't get, is it that the food is not enough for you or you just want to take home for your siblings and friends.

lovat:
Keep your head down and be focused. Don't depend on your textbook rather browse the Internet to learn more about every course or topic that day because it will make you stay ahead.


I'm rooting for you to come out tops. You do see sob a d good stories here so BE FOCUSED

Exactly what i needed.
I'll do as you've said. Thank you very much

lovat:
Eating like am the cause of poverty .


I ed back then in 2011 when a guy asked a lady out for a date and the girl brought her friend along. The guy ordered for AmstEl malt while the lady and her friend ordered for Smirnoff and cow tail pepper soup.
The guy was one of these Orile guys that was looking for just one round of sex for free and now these ladies were making expenses on his head not minding that the guy was as broke as their own parents.

The guy collected the BlackBerry phone of the friend of his date and was checking it out while at same time discussing with the ladies. He now stood up to go take a leak and voom my guy disappear.

The girls waited for the guy that went to take a leak but didn't come back, the friend of the date now became worried because of her phone was with the guy, she now started crying which attracted our attention in the bar.

Their bill was 1800 which the duo don't have so the owner of the bar seized their sandals and bags. They were crying and begging. The other girl was blaming her friend for her phone that was taken.

I felt pity for them that I had to ask the woman how much she will sell the ladies bags so that I can buy it and sell it as Akube. I'm a business person for crying out loud

Elbone2:

Hahahaaaaaaa Lolz....Funny but true,So how many Dating site are u currently on?!My New Years resolution was to ditch all these dating apps as they awere a complete waste of time and money...Never rematched, Did not really meet any one I fancy.
The very pretty ones either end up with smelly puna or they suck the D like hungry lions...A Turn off really.

Focus more.on tinder,bumble and badoo at.your leisure time. Like during break at office hours or when TV is boring. I mostly fix appointment for weekends. When am home cleaning, doing laundry. No stress, All.poison(edibles, non edibles, digestive, non digestive ) availabe from food, to drink (non alcoholic to alcoholic ), whatever you want and like I have it and into it too . I always follow the rule use your hand kill yourself

However if the Lady treats me right I give her a nice treat after, but not before it. She needs to earn it one way or the other. Simple

Now if.you.want a.quick.fix try inmessage. They are too direct on that platform. But will still strongly suggest tinder and bumble. Simple.

Unnecessary bragging.

....Where do you live?
Babe, I live upfront, along so so so street...
.....Okay
It's my house o. It's not a rented apartment. I built it.
.....



*shows me a pic*
....Your phone takes dope pictures. Super blast camera you've got there..
Babeee, forget this phone.. I lost my iPhone 6s. Just managing this iPhone 8. Getting iPhone 11pro soonest.




Wetin Adele nor go see for the other side..

caracas:

Oga having a good sense of humour can’t be forced
It’s a natural phenomenon. If u don’t have it you don’t have it

Gbefun

How she chew food

Divay22:

Exactly what i needed.
I'll do as you've said. Thank you very much

You are welcome. Have a nice time

U don't drag issue with someone like him, I was just like really, seriously, alright till we finish d whole discussion nd as I'm stepping out of that park I just deleted his numb. He try nd called me with diff numb but I don't give him face anymore then he later came to check me in our house while hv already gist my mom nd sis about d out come of our date. So d day he came, my mom just bring Ewedu out for me to be picking nd u kw guys nah he no fit me pick Ewedu ooo,
so since dat day I nv hear from him again.

Tajbol4splend:




LMAO, tell me, what was your response? If you are not lying shaa

franugo:
As for me tho...I don't like when you're on ur phone when I'm trying to have a decent conversation with you...also, when I ask what do u care for n u tell me anything... One of these days, I'll actually order water for you, after all its part of anything

Anything ooo..
That's what I usually say... I let u do the ordering because it's your picket and you alone know what's in there...

So if it's water you can afford, no wahala. I won't get mad or something.

Because If I order wetin really dey my mind we go wash plate tayaa...

Completely off limits on a first date. Portrays one as a gold-digger.

SteveOfu:
what's wrong in asking how much your earn?

mine is that;

pls, pls, pls, don't don't over dress and makeup... this thing kills my morale instantly when u too dress like you are going for a Royal Wedding...


you are free to ask me any questions, I mean any questions.


and don't be too psychological. like you want to read me... a sad turn off.

Fisher007:


Focus more.on tinder,bumble and badoo at.your leisure time. Like during break at office hours or when TV is boring. I mostly fix appointment for weekends. When am home cleaning, doing laundry. No stress, All.poison(edibles, non edibles, digestive, non digestive ) availabe from food, to drink (non alcoholic to alcoholic ), whatever you want and like I have it and into it too . I always follow the rule use your hand kill yourself

However if the Lady treats me right I give her a nice treat after, but not before it. She needs to earn it one way or the other. Simple

Now if.you.want a.quick.fix try inmessage. They are too direct on that platform. But will still strongly suggest tinder and bumble. Simple.

Nah inmessage is raw sewage for me more like going to a brothel....I've used Tinder and badoo too especially when i'm traveling to a different state, country or continent,find it very useful.

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Alexaonfleek:
Tbh that was a shitty and cowardly attitude of your friend.Hes honestly one of the problems of Nigeria.[s][/s]
If you can't afford what your partner is ordering,SAY IT!!!!!!!!
Las Las they will just hiss and leave the restaurant.
As much as those girls were rude for ordering anyhow,he's actually the more stupid one here

Its a date not a lunch

Elbone2:

Nah inmessage is raw sewage for me more like going to a brothel....I've used Tinder and badoo too especially when i'm traveling to a different state, country or continent,find it very useful.

That is why I said a quick fix. Then try bumble. It is similar to tinder. Safe

Estellie:
Unnecessary bragging.

....Where do you live?
Babe, I live upfront, along so so so street...
.....Okay
It's my house o. It's not a rented apartment. I built it.
.....



*shows me a pic*
....Your phone takes dope pictures. Super blast camera you've got there..
Babeee, forget this phone.. I lost my iPhone 6s. Just managing this iPhone 8. Getting iPhone 11pro soonest.




Wetin Adele nor go see for the other side..

Nawaoh

DivineGrace123:


Very true. Most African parents also did not give room for their children to be able to maintain eye . If you don't maintain eye when they are talking, they will see you as being "humble" "polite" and "respectful". The reverse is the case in developed countries such as Canada, the United States and Europe where being able to maintain eye is seen as being bold, confident and that you are 100% interested in what the person is saying. Sometimes, the society one finds him/herself is a contributing factor to one’s trait.

so Europe is now a country

happinezz110:
U don't drag issue with someone like him, I was just like really, seriously, alright till we finish d whole discussion nd as I'm stepping out of that park I just deleted his numb. He try nd called me with diff numb but I don't give him face anymore then he later came to check me in our house while hv already gist my mom nd sis about d out come of our date. So d day he came, my mom just bring Ewedu out for me to be picking nd u kw guys nah he no fit me pick Ewedu ooo,
so since dat day I nv hear from him again.

Lol you bad gan o, ewedu

Fisher007:


That is why I said a quick fix. Then try bumble. It is similar to tinder. Safe

Bumble?!Alright I will,Love Tinder tho that's where u can get some free off charge especially those ones that will be forming "I have to go for choir practice by six" and end up screwing til half seven.

Divay22:
Talking too much; thereby telling me all your life history, achievements and the rest. Sorry o you ain't seeing me again.

Are you intimidated??

Alexaonfleek:
what is she supposed to use before? Gold

Tissue

Kyllahmc:
How she chew food

It can't be controlled na .

Riele:




It can't be controlled na .

Lol really? How? Like won't she feel embarrassed if you tell her? it's just annoying... There was this girl I went on a date with back then... Like the sound of her chewing was unbearable... I tried my best to be a gentleman and avoid telling her inorder not to embarrass her... But mehn it was so uncomfortable I swear...

Kyllahmc:
Lol really? How? Like won't she feel embarrassed if you tell her? it's just annoying... There was this girl I went on a date with back then... Like the sound of her chewing was unbearable... I tried my best to be a gentleman and avoid telling her inorder not to embarrass her... But mehn it was so uncomfortable I swear...

Lol

I said it can't be controlled because I have an uncle that has tried to stop what you're complaining of .

Whenever it seems like he's stopped it , he resumes the annoying sound without knowing it .

I personally hum a rhyme while eating , I can't control it but people find my humming habit to be sweet and cute .

smelly hair and funny odour is a 'switch off phone' for me .

OGwales:
Asking me for transport fare...

That's a tramp right there

mathew247:
One sided conversation.

Maybe she's not that into you

okikiosibodu:

It's not a descent question you ask an average guy, except you have good rapport..you don't ask a lady for her age, and you don't ask a guy for his wage.... You get the vibe?

I still do not get why it is rude to ask a lady her age.