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Jags0813:
At this point, DSS have really fold our hands tight.
EFCC deserve a medal.
Atleast the were able to push through to de end, Saturday 31st August is there POP.

That's too bad. Anyway your destiny can only be delayed but never be denied.

Jags0813:
Evening bro. Being following ur comments & contributions on Nairaland wit regards to Dss cadets officers training camp wic is still unknown to many. Bro., d latest development going on in d Agency is dat, d Agency is short of junior officers i.e many have moved to d senior level wit d recent promotion. As such, d Agency have cum to conclusion dat pple wit Third class Degree wud b recruited to d Rank of ASO, dats GL 07 instead of SIO coz d Agency doesn't accept such class of Degree in a real sense. I leave in Abuja and have sum1 very close that works wit d Agency at d headquarter precisely. To b honest wit u, dix is d real issue on ground unless if ur source is hiding dix 4rm u. Its already been stamped, sealed,and approved by d oga himself, d DG.

Please i want to know the organogram/Ranks in DSS?

at this point in time. i call on all prospective cadets to embark on a strong prayer for a miracle to happen regarding our case. this time only god can torch de heart of those oga's at de top to do de needful regarding our recruitment.
to our Honorable DG, Mr. YUSUF MAGAJI BICHI, we pray that god torches someone to make him intervene in this aspect.
i believe we shall be called to camp by gods grace.

Jags0813:
at this point in time. i call on all prospective cadets to embark on a strong prayer for a miracle to happen regarding our case. this time only god can torch de heart of those oga's at de top to do de needful regarding our recruitment.
to our Honorable DG, Mr. YUSUF MAGAJI BICHI, we pray that god torches someone to make him intervene in this aspect.
i believe we shall be called to camp by gods grace.

we be been there and done that, we don pray tire, what will be will be.. The whole matter don get k-leg goes to show the ineptitude of the agency as a whole, still hoping for the best but expecting the worst, no matter how much and how long lizard do press up e no fit get muscle crocodile... Up till now nobody has said recruitment has been cancelled so ders a glimer of hope, I dont belive dey,ll call people and restructure the list just to abandon it again..

AgentGoat:



Please i want to know the organogram/Ranks in DSS?

I'll try, note not correct order.. From bottom guards, snr guards, detective , d1,d2, chief detective, intelligence officer 1, officer2, senior intelligence officer 1, sio2, sio3, then u have 2ic could be a local govt or state level, den u av position thats local govt DG, in charge of d LGA office,ofcos the various heads of department istration,operations, as punishment any airing officer can be reduced to counter duty, or store keeper we're u count bullects and record dem guns etc. Assistant DG, DG, same goes wit national as u progress. This d few I know.

Agent86:
I'll try, note not correct order.. From bottom guards, snr guards, detective , d1,d2, chief detective, intelligence officer 1, officer2, senior intelligence officer 1, sio2, sio3, then u have 2ic could be a local govt or state level, den u av position thats local govt DG, in charge of d LGA office,ofcos the various heads of department istration,operations, as punishment any airing officer can be reduced to counter duty, or store keeper we're u count bullects and record dem guns etc. Assistant DG, DG, same goes wit national as u progress. This d few I know.

Thanks


Where in LGA is DSS office?

Is it various local government secretariat?

Jags0813:
at this point in time. i call on all prospective cadets to embark on a strong prayer for a miracle to happen regarding our case. this time only god can torch de heart of those oga's at de top to do de needful regarding our recruitment.
to our Honorable DG, Mr. YUSUF MAGAJI BICHI, we pray that god torches someone to make him intervene in this aspect.
i believe we shall be called to camp by gods grace.

I have been following this thread since 3rd of Feb, 2018...The recruitment for CO's was canceled by the then acting DG. You only hope for a new recruitment...

sayosnipes:
I have been following this thread since 3rd of Feb, 2018...The recruitment for CO's was canceled by the then acting DG. You only hope for a new recruitment...

Na so? chai, so what about the list that they say is with the Oga kpatakpata?

sayosnipes:
I have been following this thread since 3rd of Feb, 2018...The recruitment for CO's was canceled by the then acting DG. You only hope for a new recruitment...

if this was true, then they wouldn't have made in June this year.. Dont u think so?

Agent86:
if this was true, then they wouldn't have made in June this year.. Dont u think so?

Its a year and six month now, you think they are still gonna make use of the list? Let's all hope for a new recruitment.

sayosnipes:
Its a year and six month now, you think they are still gonna make use of the list? Let's all hope for a new recruitment.

theres no hope for a new recruitment there will be new recruitment next year, but just reason wetin I just talk now if the then acting DG cancelled d recruitment would dey then call recently to male those enquires, anyways I still called d number dat ed us in my state and they said iv breached protocol to call dem back, but dey will reach back to us as specified.. So I do not know what to think, but I still have a glimmer of hope for this recruitment, either ways what will be will be, if its a new one fine, if its old one fine tooo

Agent86:
we be been there and done that, we don pray tire, what will be will be.. The whole matter don get k-leg goes to show the ineptitude of the agency as a whole, still hoping for the best but expecting the worst, no matter how much and how long lizard do press up e no fit get muscle crocodile... Up till now nobody has said recruitment has been cancelled so ders a glimer of hope, I dont belive dey,ll call people and restructure the list just to abandon it again..

I don miss you for this thread o... Welcome back

sayosnipes:
Its a year and six month now, you think they are still gonna make use of the list? Let's all hope for a new recruitment.

Did you partake in the 2018 recruitment exercise?

ChasteGhuy:


I don miss you for this thread o... Welcome back

thanks man, I dey I full ground, I go to chop life underseas, so I forget say dis kind place dey till I cross back border Nigeria is a frustrating country but na our country

Agent86:
thanks man, I dey I full ground, I go to chop life underseas, so I forget say dis kind place dey till I cross back border Nigeria is a frustrating country but na our country

we go dey alright laslas

Who has de DG phone digits?
Make we call am know waiting the happen, we are entering de last quater of de year an nothing yet. We don wait tire now.

men, dss can be funny sometimes sha. before we wrote the aptitude test of 2018, na so one fresh n pompous sss officer begin position us
'listen up! ' he bawled. 'dss is not like police. everything is professional here. if you remain rowdy we will walk you out of here. behave. ' no b small behave, my good pipo. meanwhile I could see the young professional dss boys, eyeing some of the prettiest female applicants. my brows creased. i began to smell something. meanwhile d real surprise was to come in the exam hall; broad day mago mago
my pipo, with all d raking of dat pompous officer, we assumed dat d exam would be more dan waec. na so we dey read so tey fuse begin blow inside some niggis head. i might have blown one or two also. anyways, na so exam start. those wey dey pray dey pray, those wey dey form hard man dey do dia own. then dey shared exam booklets, with instructions not to look at d questions until dey command it. finally d command came, and my hands flew to the sheets, the way some of una hand dey fly towards bobby. with eager eyes I began to scan d questions and d more I did the more I began to feel something was not right. I began smelling a serious rat.
my people, could u believe dat all d 50 questions were just flimsy english language assessment questions? I mean for real? synonyms and antonyms? complete d sentence bullsh*t? from question alpha to omega? to say I was dissapointed would be mincing words. I was irked. even d police exam conducted by psc which I had written two yrs earlier had more class and style. the police exam was really challenging and here I was answering A is for apple. dss too much! while writing i deduced dat d process had already been rigged hence d joke dey had set for us as exams. in time my suspicions were validated. towards the end of the charade, an officer came towards d window n signalled d invigilators to take special note of certain peoples scripts, to make sure their's was handled specially. He even greeted d special applicants. that was when I realized it was finished. but d import didn't sink in until three days later. for an exam written by nearly 4000 eager souls, it was nothing short of a miracle that invites for interview was sent d next day. i laugh no b small.
that was wen I realized I must change strategy in d next recruitment. my state is highly competitive so if I don't change tactics, we might be asked to dance shoki remix as exams, while d sharp guys will get d invites... if u know, u know.

allan2:
men, dss can be funny sometimes sha. before we wrote the aptitude test of 2018, na so one fresh n pompous sss officer begin position us
'listen up! ' he bawled. 'dss is not like police. everything is professional here. if you remain rowdy we will walk you out of here. behave. ' no b small behave, my good pipo. meanwhile I could see the young professional dss boys, eyeing some of the prettiest female applicants. my brows creased. i began to smell something. meanwhile d real surprise was to come in the exam hall; broad day mago mago
my pipo, with all d raking of dat pompous officer, we assumed dat d exam would be more dan waec. na so we dey read so tey fuse begin blow inside some niggis head. i might have blown one or two also. anyways, na so exam start. those wey dey pray dey pray, those wey dey form hard man dey do dia own. then dey shared exam booklets, with instructions not to look at d questions until dey command it. finally d command came, and my hands flew to the sheets, the way some of una hand dey fly towards bobby. with eager eyes I began to scan d questions and d more I did the more I began to feel something was not right. I began smelling a serious rat.
my people, could u believe dat all d 50 questions were just flimsy english language assessment questions? I mean for real? synonyms and antonyms? complete d sentence bullsh*t? from question alpha to omega? to say I was dissapointed would be mincing words. I was irked. even d police exam conducted by psc which I had written two yrs earlier had more class and style. the police exam was really challenging and here I was answering A is for apple. dss too much! while writing i deduced dat d process had already been rigged hence d joke dey had set for us as exams. in time my suspicions were validated. towards the end of the charade, an officer came towards d window n signalled d invigilators to take special note of certain peoples scripts, to make sure their's was handled specially. He even greeted d special applicants. that was when I realized it was finished. but d import didn't sink in until three days later. for an exam written by nearly 4000 eager souls, it was nothing short of a miracle that invites for interview was sent d next day. i laugh no b small.
that was wen I realized I must change strategy in d next recruitment. my state is highly competitive so if I don't change tactics, we might be asked to dance shoki remix as exams, while d sharp guys will get d invites... if u know, u know.

I now understand why you are clamouring for cancellation, because you did not make final list, but you must be wicked wishing those that make it to the final stage bad luck

sampsonrichy:

I now understand why you are clamouring for cancellation, because you did not make final list, but you must be wicked wishing those that make it to the final stage bad luck

why did it take you so long to figure out thAt allan2 is a loser?

ChasteGhuy:
why did it take you so long to figure out thAt allan2 is a loser?

as am no longer interested in the recruitment, I don't wish people bad luck

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Good Afternoon Nairalanders.
I have been following this thread for a very long time and I want to appreciate each and every one for all your contributions.
Please we should all calm down on why they haven't call yet, because if all your sources are given you correct information, they will have told you that presently there is ongoing promotional course in Lagos
and Bauchi, it will be finish by middle of Sept and last batch would also enter immediately and finish by October. So please relax and enjoy whatever you are doing now until after their promotions. Guards are in Kaduna, so all the camps are occupied for now.
Thank you all.

So help us God

Sam00419:
Good Afternoon Nairalanders.
I have been following this thread for a very long time and I want to appreciate each and every one for all your contributions.
Please we should all calm down on why they haven't call yet, because if all your sources are given you correct information, they will have told you that presently there is ongoing promotional course in Lagos
and Bauchi, it will be finish by middle of Sept and last batch would also enter immediately and finish by October. So please relax and enjoy whatever you are doing now until after their promotions. Guards are in Kaduna, so all the camps are occupied for now.
Thank you all.

Exactly

Sam00419:
Good Afternoon Nairalanders.
I have been following this thread for a very long time and I want to appreciate each and every one for all your contributions.
Please we should all calm down on why they haven't call yet, because if all your sources are given you correct information, they will have told you that presently there is ongoing promotional course in Lagos
and Bauchi, it will be finish by middle of Sept and last batch would also enter immediately and finish by October. So please relax and enjoy whatever you are doing now until after their promotions. Guards are in Kaduna, so all the camps are occupied for now.
Thank you all.

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yk05:


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Guards have not been called

Sam00419:
Good Afternoon Nairalanders.
I have been following this thread for a very long time and I want to appreciate each and every one for all your contributions.
Please we should all calm down on why they haven't call yet, because if all your sources are given you correct information, they will have told you that presently there is ongoing promotional course in Lagos
and Bauchi, it will be finish by middle of Sept and last batch would also enter immediately and finish by October. So please relax and enjoy whatever you are doing now until after their promotions. Guards are in Kaduna, so all the camps are occupied for now.
Thank you all.

It has been confirmed, guards are not in camp at kaduna, the will be going ending of September.
Who are those remaining for de last bach in de promotional course?

bello73:
Guards have not been called

Wat source do u have about de cadet?

yk05:


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Yk05, wat do u know about de cadets?
Its good we know eash of our sources opinion about de delay pls

Jags0813:


Yk05, wat do u know about de cadets?
Its good we know eash of our sources opinion about de delay pls

No source really. Logically, I felt the info he gave was totally false.

This is a bloody lie, the 2018 exam was to write about the farmer herders crisis as well as the porous border, there was also a question about the missing chibok girls ...it's not Everytime you lie to be relevant .

allan2:
men, dss can be funny sometimes sha. before we wrote the aptitude test of 2018, na so one fresh n pompous sss officer begin position us
'listen up! ' he bawled. 'dss is not like police. everything is professional here. if you remain rowdy we will walk you out of here. behave. ' no b small behave, my good pipo. meanwhile I could see the young professional dss boys, eyeing some of the prettiest female applicants. my brows creased. i began to smell something. meanwhile d real surprise was to come in the exam hall; broad day mago mago
my pipo, with all d raking of dat pompous officer, we assumed dat d exam would be more dan waec. na so we dey read so tey fuse begin blow inside some niggis head. i might have blown one or two also. anyways, na so exam start. those wey dey pray dey pray, those wey dey form hard man dey do dia own. then dey shared exam booklets, with instructions not to look at d questions until dey command it. finally d command came, and my hands flew to the sheets, the way some of una hand dey fly towards bobby. with eager eyes I began to scan d questions and d more I did the more I began to feel something was not right. I began smelling a serious rat.
my people, could u believe dat all d 50 questions were just flimsy english language assessment questions? I mean for real? synonyms and antonyms? complete d sentence bullsh*t? from question alpha to omega? to say I was dissapointed would be mincing words. I was irked. even d police exam conducted by psc which I had written two yrs earlier had more class and style. the police exam was really challenging and here I was answering A is for apple. dss too much! while writing i deduced dat d process had already been rigged hence d joke dey had set for us as exams. in time my suspicions were validated. towards the end of the charade, an officer came towards d window n signalled d invigilators to take special note of certain peoples scripts, to make sure their's was handled specially. He even greeted d special applicants. that was when I realized it was finished. but d import didn't sink in until three days later. for an exam written by nearly 4000 eager souls, it was nothing short of a miracle that invites for interview was sent d next day. i laugh no b small.
that was wen I realized I must change strategy in d next recruitment. my state is highly competitive so if I don't change tactics, we might be asked to dance shoki remix as exams, while d sharp guys will get d invites... if u know, u know.

Darkseid00:
This is a bloody lie, the 2018 exam was to write about the farmer herders crisis as well as the porous border, there was also a question about the missing chibok girls ...it's not Everytime you lie to be relevant .

This is actually true...