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dumahi(m): 2:32pm On Jul 07, 2019
A guy told me what happened to his friend on Friday. After the guy was paid at his work place, he went to Bleep a prostitute he had made a customer.

When he got there, her door was closed which meant she was seeing someone else. So, he waited innocently. But then, he started over-hearing a discussion going on between his prostitute customer and the person she was with. The summary of it is that he heard them negotiating the price of something. Eventually, it was sperm in condoms they were haggling about. The prostitute was saying there is another person who pays N2000 per condom of sperms, so she could no longer sell for N1,000. Then, at last, the door opened and it was a fat woman who came out.

What do you think a woman was ready to buy one condom of sperm @ N1,000 for? This is why we encourage people to marry or get regular girlfriends. Even if you are shy, there is now an easy way to get girlfriends or fiancees who are close to you anywhere in Nigeria.

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efjay: 2:34pm On Jul 07, 2019
Inside life, May God help us. One thing some guys that patronize prostitutes don’t know is that not all of them do it for the money. Some have ulterior motives. We need to be very careful.

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Re: See How Dangerous It Is To Patronize Prostitutes by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jul 07, 2019
Youruba was written on the woman's face??

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Bluezy13(m): 2:36pm On Jul 07, 2019
I've learnt to eat without allowing my innocent sperm leave my body.





Just control it. You mustn't release before satisfied. Like an Igbo proverb has it that "A good visitor is one who knows when to leave"

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Garrieveryday: 2:37pm On Jul 07, 2019
dumahi:
A guy told me what happened to his friend on Friday. After the guy was paid at his work place, he went to Bleep a prostitute he had made a customer.

When he got there, her door was closed which meant she was seeing someone else. So, he waited innocently. But then, he started over-hearing a discussion going on between his prostitute customer and the person she was with. The summary of it is that he heard them negotiating the price of something. Eventually, it was sperm in condoms they were haggling about. The prostitute was saying there is another person who pays N2000 per condom of sperms, so she could no longer sell for N1,000. Then, at last, the door opened and it was a fat Yoruba woman who came out.

What do you think a fat Yoruba woman was ready to buy one condom of sperm @ N1,000 for? This is why we encourage people to marry or get regular girlfriends. Even if you are shy, there are now easy ways to get girlfriends or fiancees who are close to you.

Increase the volume please. Guys won't hear. Rather, they'll find solace in this wrong analogy of 'something must kill a man'.

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dumahi(m): 2:40pm On Jul 07, 2019
Cioccolata:
Youruba was written on the woman's face??
Well, that's what he said. Maybe he has a way of knowing a Yoruba woman when he sees one.

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Martinez39(m): 2:48pm On Jul 07, 2019
You have nothing to fear.
Benjaniblinks(m): 3:02pm On Jul 07, 2019
Cioccolata:
Youruba was written on the woman's face??
ye shall know them......
daddytime(m): 3:06pm On Jul 07, 2019
Lol
GOFRONT(m): 3:22pm On Jul 07, 2019
Something must still kill a man

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dumahi(m): 3:32pm On Jul 07, 2019
GOFRONT:
Something must still kill a man
grin
donaldking10: 3:42pm On Jul 07, 2019
Garrieveryday:


Increase the volume please. Guys won't hear. Rather, they'll find solace in this wrong analogy of 'something must kill a man'.

Reason y i have only one G.F.
Raydans: 3:50pm On Jul 07, 2019
Some girlfriends are worse than prostitute.

They can sell their soul for money

What did your friend later decide to do. Did he switch to another prostitute or he confronted the girl

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TANID(m): 3:52pm On Jul 07, 2019
Cioccolata:
Youruba was written on the woman's face??
;hahahahahahahahaha! grin
Mainsource: 3:55pm On Jul 07, 2019
No go read for your jamb.....mumuni
Mainsource: 3:57pm On Jul 07, 2019
dumahi post=80029969[s:
]A guy told me what happened to his friend on Friday. After the guy was paid at his work place, he went to Bleep a prostitute he had made a customer.

When he got there, her door was closed which meant she was seeing someone else. So, he waited innocently. But then, he started over-hearing a discussion going on between his prostitute customer and the person she was with. The summary of it is that he heard them negotiating the price of something. Eventually, it was sperm in condoms they were haggling about. The prostitute was saying there is another person who pays N2000 per condom of sperms, so she could no longer sell for N1,000. Then, at last, the door opened and it was a fat Yoruba woman who came out.

What do you think a fat Yoruba woman was ready to buy one condom of sperm @ N1,000 for? This is why we encourage people to marry or get regular girlfriends. Even if you are shy, there are now easy ways to get girlfriends or fiancees who are close to you.[/s]


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ImaIma1(f): 3:58pm On Jul 07, 2019
Guys that patronize sex workers are really "minded". It's a big risk that they are willing to take just to release.

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Amuocha: 4:03pm On Jul 07, 2019
But where is lalasticlala sef
dumahi(m): 4:04pm On Jul 07, 2019
Mainsource:



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You have cancelled your life.
Onyi22(f): 4:11pm On Jul 07, 2019
Abeg make this matter no spoil market for Ashawo people oooo,
Re: See How Dangerous It Is To Patronize Prostitutes by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jul 07, 2019
One even gisted me that they usually hid someone under their beds, who will pick ur pocket and leave u searching your tros after d whole affairs. Dem go disgrace u

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FROGMAN101(m): 4:23pm On Jul 07, 2019
Onyi22:
Abeg make this matter no spoil market for Ashawo people oooo,

I like how you called it Ashawoooo instead of the usual and boring Ashewo.

Baby, You are exposed kiss

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franchasng: 5:02pm On Jul 07, 2019
Only low life men patronize prostitutes, especially in this time and age that getting a pretty girlfriend is as easy as singing ABCD

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Margy: 5:03pm On Jul 07, 2019
See what konji does!

Shiit
chillex8(m): 5:03pm On Jul 07, 2019
ImaIma1:
Guys that patronize sex workers are really "minded". It's a big risk that they are willing to take just to release.
I think the risk takers are the sex workers themselves.

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Macdonald4: 5:23pm On Jul 07, 2019
Am shaking now, God have mercy on me.
Sundaygeorge: 5:34pm On Jul 07, 2019
Then give me my seamen...I wan go with it... Let me sale it by myself

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Re: See How Dangerous It Is To Patronize Prostitutes by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jul 07, 2019
apart from doabolical issues u have risk of ing stds from olosho plus it becomes difficult for u to save money when u are a regular patroniser of brothels.its cheaper and safer having a clean girlfriend or friend of benefit.

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Re: See How Dangerous It Is To Patronize Prostitutes by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jul 07, 2019
Raydans:
Some girlfriends are worse than prostitute.

They can sell their soul for money

What did your friend later decide to do. Did he switch to another prostitute or he confronted the girl
thats when u make an ashawo ur girlfriend

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dumahi(m): 5:44pm On Jul 07, 2019
lefulefu:
apart from doabolical issues u have risk of ing stds from olosho plus it becomes difficult for u to save money when u are a regular patroniser of brothels.its cheaper and safer having a clean girlfriend or friend of benefit.
STD yes. Plus possibility of getting arrested and paraded. What a shame!

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Re: See How Dangerous It Is To Patronize Prostitutes by Nobody: 5:47pm On Jul 07, 2019
dumahi:

STD yes. Plus possibility of getting arrested and paraded. What a shame!
grin
dumahi:

STD yes. Plus possibility of getting arrested and paraded. What a shame!
they dont parade customers together with ashawo in naija.only in yankee they do dat.
KfashionHubb: 6:03pm On Jul 07, 2019
Looking for a job after graduation is good,, but being self employed is even sweeter.

Ask how?

Drop your line to be added to our reseller WhatsApp group.
Where you can buy for wholesale price and resell for good gain
A condom can save you

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