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Mine: I saw her picking her nose... Tueh �

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I don't think I have anything to say. Maybe the person below me can help out.

when i have a crush,i will come back to say it

Infact am speechless Mak i ask de pesin below

I would have answered but the person below me has something to say

The guys above me didnt say anthing. I'm not saying either

Just very recently....
We agreed we were going to meet, went to the location and waited for her for close to four hours she didn't turn up.

I nearly died out of anger.

I regretted ever meeting her. I cursed the day and the circumstance that made me saw and picked interest in her. I wanted to insult her destiny through SMS but I just let it slide as she's way too small for me to stoop so low.

Finally, I deleted her number and am at peace with myself.

But she's the biggest idiot I've come across since the beginning of the year.

Lose interest for punna? Hell no! Even if e dey gbaa like mad we go use am like that

I think someone below has something to say....

Me I no get Crush ooo, na only Pepsi I get ooo. smiling... Let me try and get crush first, maybe I will tell you then. But for now, you can ask the next applicant.

ladiesreject:
Just very recently....
We agreed we were going to meet, went to the location and waited for her for close to four hours she didn't turn up.

I nearly died out of anger.

I regretted ever meeting her. I cursed the day and the circumstance that made me saw and picked interest in her. I wanted to insult her destiny through SMS but I just let it slide as she's way too small for me to stoop so low.

Finally, I deleted her number and am at peace with myself.

But she's the biggest idiot I've come across since the beginning of the year.

You made her feel too important. Werey ni won.

ladiesreject:
Just very recently....
We agreed we were going to meet, went to the location and waited for her for close to four hours she didn't turn up.

I nearly died out of anger.

I regretted ever meeting her. I cursed the day and the circumstance that made me saw and picked interest in her. I wanted to insult her destiny through SMS but I just let it slide as she's way too small for me to stoop so low.

Finally, I deleted her number and am at peace with myself.

But she's the biggest idiot I've come across since the beginning of the year.

This is sooo funny

catwalq:


This is sooo funny

Asin ehn....
I knew I was wasting my time waiting for her but somehow, I kept reassuring myself that she will come, thinking she has common sense.

But I was wrong.

But for Goodness sake how can a girl do that to a guy that finds her attractive? Can you do that?

ladiesreject:


Asin ehn....
I knew I was wasting my time waiting for her but somehow, I kept reassuring myself that she will come, thinking she has common sense.

But I was wrong.

But for Goodness sake how can a girl do that to a guy that finds her attractive? Can you do that?

You dey make me laugh more and more
The thing pain you no be small. Take heart biko.

ceeroh:


You made her feel too important. Werey ni won.

It's not like that.
Just that I felt it's one of those sacrifices a man needs to make for a woman, so that when you finally catch her, you'll fvck the kpekus with all your might.

Sad it didn't work out for me

catwalq:


You dey make me laugh more and more
The thing pain you no be small. Take heart biko.

Of course I must take heart na, e don .

I don't crush on people. I ain't trailer na

The way she treated the waiter, shouted and talk down on him was a deal breaker for me. Somehow, she thought it was a displayal of class, which makes it more disappointing.

I cant be with someone that belittle people they gain nothing from (e.g the gatekeeper, conductor, waiter etc), as it is an indication of how I'll be treated if things go sour.

I carried her out to genesis bought rice and chicken for her she ate the chicken and wasted the rice..
The suprising thing is that she told me to buy pizza for her after wasting my rice...

Forget oo,girls dey.
Too get decent girl dey very hard now
E b like say na village girls sure or olosho.

Had something to say about every car and driver. Kept cursing at drivers and the ones crossing.

"Babe, just look at that goat."

Pointing to one errant driver; "You are a very mad man, you are lucky I am in a hurry"

Ah! Wetin for happen if e no dey in a hurry?
I saw a nag with a temper.

pansophist:
The way she treated the waiter, shouted and talk down on him was a deal breaker for me. Somehow, she thought it was a displayal of class, which makes it more disappointing.

I cant be with someone that belittle people they gain nothing from (e.g the gatekeeper, conductor, waiter etc), as it is an indication of how I'll treated if things go sour

damn, I have learnt today. I wish I could buy you a bottle of Krest right now.

pocohantas:
Had something to say about every car and driver. Kept cursing at drivers and the ones crossing.

"Babe, just look at that goat."

Pointing to one errant driver; "You are a very mad man, you are lucky I am in a hurry"

Ah! Wetin for happen if e no dey in a hurry?

Haba quite the opposite

One malu doctor chick I been dey die for just dey curse keke as dem dey near my car those days.

Of course my car is always wind up so its always funny like im the only one hearing

ladiesreject:
Just very recently....
We agreed we were going to meet, went to the location and waited for her for close to four hours she didn't turn up.

I nearly died out of anger.

I regretted ever meeting her. I cursed the day and the circumstance that made me saw and picked interest in her. I wanted to insult her destiny through SMS but I just let it slide as she's way too small for me to stoop so low.

Finally, I deleted her number and am at peace with myself.

But she's the biggest idiot I've come across since the beginning of the year.

I reached level 1253 and could not the stage for weeks, it infuriated me and that's how I lost interest in candy crush

Just thought of coza and decided to keep to myself.

I fit invite one crush now for common lunch, she fit wait 30yrs, when I dey contest for President, come claim say I rape am 30 yes ago.

the two guys upstairs are high on something












I lost interest when I found out that am not her only crush ,but every tall and slim dick and harry na so me run commot o before my crush turn me to the crushee














moreover why is it that runs girls crush on me most times

ladiesreject:
Just very recently....
We agreed we were going to meet, went to the location and waited for her for close to four hours she didn't turn up.

I nearly died out of anger.

I regretted ever meeting her. I cursed the day and the circumstance that made me saw and picked interest in her. I wanted to insult her destiny through SMS but I just let it slide as she's way too small for me to stoop so low.

Finally, I deleted her number and am at peace with myself.

But she's the biggest idiot I've come across since the beginning of the year.

Bro u jst av to chill out ND move on

ceeroh:


You made her feel too important. Werey ni won.

I dey tell you

Thegamingorca:



Haba quite the opposite

One malu doctor chick I been dey die for just dey curse keke as dem dey near my car those days.

Of course my car is always wind up so its always funny like im the only one hearing

Lol. I hate that thing sha. I know drivers could be annoying, but those curses- are they necessary?

pocohantas:
Had something to say about every car and driver. Kept cursing at drivers and the ones crossing.

"Babe, just look at that goat."

Pointing to one errant driver; "You are a very mad man, you are lucky I am in a hurry"

Ah! Wetin for happen if e no dey in a hurry?
I saw an unaccommodating nag with a temper.

Dis 1 na man wey get busy body