NewStats: 3,261,952 , 8,175,655 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 May 2025 at 09:00 AM 3w4z5c

What kind of play is this.

Muttee:
I am on my way to police station with the help of Wema Bank security who called in men of SARS. A bike man and another cane to me shook my hand and immediately want to run away and I couldn’t feel my two balls again when I raised alarm.

Thank God for Wema Bank securities and thank God to Ikota Police Station. while Police tortures them, they asked to pray and while they speak in strange language and touching me. My balls came back. What do I do to assure permanent return

https://all-gists..com/2019/06/film-director-johnson-retrieves-his-joystick-from-a-bandit-in-lagos.html

You wore tight jeans and you were displaying your machinery bah?

lmao. Is this shyt for real or made up?

The rubbish we see on nairaland front-page

I wonder where a joystick is hidden or kept when stolen,African I hail ooo

I wonder where a joystick is kept or hidden after stolen.African with their stupid spiritual power.

Yoruba people eh....

Like seriously

Houseofglam7:
You've gotta be kidding me!
This graced frontage?
How

what ?? did you just say this isn't news worthy?? this is Man's most treasured asset!!! what (God forbid) if this was to happen to someone close to you, won't you raise alarm??

Kikikik

If you believe this shit.. You dont deserve a brain

Afonja has now resented to stealing of blockos

please someone should help me out, i have a challenge of #20,000. please good nigerians. Almighty God will reward you. (3063966108 first bank.)

Zoroaster:
If you believe this shit.. You dont deserve a brain

somethings that happens to others don't just happen to us and i just don't know why

When will we be free?

I was told they took a guy's diick at Ojuelegba.

When they were caught, It was an albino's prick they returned to him!

All these people who are always
raising alarm over stolen genitals,

we have never asked them to pull to
see how the place go come be, when
dem don steal the 'thing' .


Me sha, ah no dey believe all this cock
and bull blackman superstitious yarns.

ALCOHOLKILLS:
you're a bitter lair and will rot in hell, same stupid stunt happened to my colleague who's a banker anyway, it took the intervention of the police to discover the northern bastard was lying that's after they brought a sexy girl to rub his dick and he got hard on to everyone surprise


you'll loose your dick for real worthless man

Where are you from?

Zoroaster:
If you believe this shit.. You dont deserve a brain

you just referred to 80% of Africans. Wetin we do you? lol. people think we just have a lot to learn and a lot of catching up to do.... nobody talks about the unlearning we have to do.

I when a friend of mine had this experience, he was returning from football training and suspected the guys walking behind him. the guys suddenly ran past him and my friend said he couldn't feel his balls so he gave them a chase. Long and short, they all landed in police station, the guys were locked up and my friend was asked to return the following morning for medical checkup. The doctors didn't find anything wrong with my guys genitals. Police released the accused and my guy was thrown behind bars... I coughed out #2500 to bail his ass but I collect my money back sha

Zoharariel:
Oga oooo. This money-making ritual format is back in vogue again? It was very common in the early 90's.


Layèè! Amaku siibe ni oooo.

it's early 20's

Which type wahala be this

He should visit ashawo place to test

Ehn

seun osewa is gone and the lunatics have taken over the asylum
the thirst for clicks is real yo.

hmm mm Have they started this old wicked styles again. Lord please continue protecting your children.