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Guys my sis's getting married... 04-05-19 is the date...

Everyone's invited,

Lefulefu, she woulda been yours but you refused to settle me

Dear Offpoint,


Do you have other spare sister available?

If yes, then let Jason know.

Congratulations!

Location ? I beg no invite us with mouth... Asoebi for nairalanders no dey ? Shey we go chop and carry take-away ?

JasonScoolari:
Dear Offpoint,

Do you have other spare sister available?
If yes, then let Jason know.
Congratulations!

Yes, but na midnight newspaper
Available on discount

Bros Location na. Abi you think say we be winch ni?

Plus put Menu abeg. Hope I no ask for too much.

Hope there will be semo and egusi ?


Hml

Me don old ooo.

Who is free this saturday, lets get married abeg



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mrtomola:
Location ? I beg no invite us with mouth... Asoebi for nairalanders no dey ? Shey we go chop and carry take-away ?

Abeg I no go put location yet, I no trust my village people... the location fit go be where 70% of nairalanders sabi and village people fit make all of them attend....where I wan see money feed guys wey dey vex these days?

delishpot:
Bros Location na. Abi you think say we be winch ni?

Plus put Menu abeg. Hope I no ask for too much.

mrtomola:
Location ? I beg no invite us with mouth... Asoebi for nairalanders no dey ? Shey we go chop and carry take-away ?

Abeg I no go put location yet, I no trust my village people... the location fit go be where 70% of nairalanders sabi and village people fit make all of them attend....where I wan see money feed guys wey dey vex these days?

Offpoint:

Abeg I no go put location yet, I no trust my village people... the location fit go be where 70% sabi and village people fit make all of them attend....where I wan see money feed guys wey dey vex these days?

naa true sha... Plenty winch sef dey for nairaland, make dem no come invite all spirit come your bro wedding.

Offpoint:

Abeg I no go put location yet, I no trust my village people... the location fit go be where 70% of nairalanders sabi and village people fit make all of them attend....where I wan see money feed guys wey dey vex these days?
Abeg I no go put location yet, I no trust my village people... the location fit go be where 70% of nairalanders sabi and village people fit make all of them attend....where I wan see money feed guys wey dey vex these days?

OK, send us PM with location.... Party rice sweet ooo if you no still send, Happy union to your sis and her man.

Offpoint:

Yes, but na midnight newspaper

Available on discount

Jason nor mind.... As long as it still has my favorite part to read all night long.

delishpot:


OK, send us PM with location.... Party rice sweet ooo if you no still send, Happy union to your sis and her man.

No wahala, I go steal extra hide for you

Offpoint:
Guys my sis's getting married... 04-05-19 is the date...

Everyone's invited,

Lefulefu, she woulda been yours but you refused to settle me

Thanks for the invite bro but please can we see their budget for jollof rice?

JasonScoolari:
Jason nor mind.... As long as it still has my favorite part to read all night long.

lol bad guy... hope you fit handle 45yrs old paper o

Tallesty1:
Thanks for the invite bro but please can we see their budget for jollof rice?

half bag and 2 local chicken, I'll be in charge

Offpoint:

lol bad guy... hope you fit handle 45yrs old paper o

I have handled "1939 Times" midnight newspaper before....

45yrs old newspaper is still refreshing to the mind and body.

Offpoint:
half bag and 2 local chicken, I'll be in charge

Two local chicken?


Remind me what you're inviting us for again.

1. Wedding
2. Naming ceremony.
3. Sacrifice for the gods

Or

4. Ogbanje termination/expulsion sacrifice??

JasonScoolari:
I have handled "1939 Times" midnight newspaper before....

45yrs old newspaper is still refreshing to the mind and body.

You don dey fear me fah... make you no go kee my poor sister for me

na under 20 fit you

Tallesty1:
Two local chicken?


Remind me what you're inviting us for again.

1. Wedding
2. Naming ceremony.
3. Sacrifice for the gods

Or

4. Ogbanje termination/expulsion sacrifice??

lol, number one

Tallesty1:
Thanks for the invite bro but please can we see their budget for jollof rice?

I know say your belle na cooler
No be only budget for rice

Divay22:

I know say your belle na cooler
No be only budget for rice

Abeg allow me to eat when I still have teeth

Offpoint:
Guys my sis's getting married... 04-05-19 is the date...

Everyone's invited,

Lefulefu, she woulda been yours but you refused to settle me

Y "your sister come get Potbelly like mbaise salesgirls Y?

Offpoint:
Guys my sis's getting married... 04-05-19 is the date...

Everyone's invited,

Lefulefu, she woulda been yours but you refused to settle me

Y "your sister come get Potbelly like mbaise salesgirls Y?

Adaibeku:
Y "your sister come get Potbelly like mbaise salesgirls Y?

if you ask me na who I go ask?

Today na 4 marriage ooo


Happy married life to her

Offpoint:
Guys my sis's getting married... 04-05-19 is the date...

Everyone's invited,

Lefulefu, she woulda been yours but you refused to settle me

aghhh why do this to me

Adaibeku:
Y "your sister come get Potbelly like mbaise salesgirls Y?

Must you comment something silly? Geez typical nigerian mentality. Sad

Offpoint:

if you ask me na who I go ask?

lefulefu:
aghhh why do this to me

When you no settle me nkor... I don give my sister out.

Offpoint:

When you no settle me nkor... I don give my sister out.

not fair ooo

lefulefu:
not fair ooo

Don't worry I still have one sister left, she's only 45yrs old... I know you like them MATURE

Offpoint:

Don't worry I still have one sister left, she's only 45yrs old... I know you like them MATURE

45?

lefulefu:
45?

Lol, I know you can handle her... I trust you.