NewStats: 3,263,569 , 8,180,563 topics. Date: Friday, 06 June 2025 at 02:19 PM 3r6b3w

jesusjnr:
That would be the real porting.

Not for someone who's Satan's zombie to port to being Satan's zombie again, maybe Satan's zombie raised to the power two (Sz²)?

Satan and his strategy of coming to men in disguises, as he did in the beginning.

FSM or whatever it is disguised satanism.

So Satan's luck to whomever wishes to them.

Eiyya!
Jesusjnr, why denying the obvious?
Anyway, I have no words for you. I can only pray for you
When his noodly appendages come down from the sky, you will know the truth.

JujuSugar:

Eiyya!
Jesusjnr, why denying the obvious?
Anyway, I have no words for you. I can only pray for you
When his noodly appendages come down from the sky, you will know the truth.

If you know wetin I don't see as a God zombie, you go know say whether you pray to Satan and do dry fasting for 190 days for me to become Satan zombie as yourself, you go know say even Satan himself go see your prayer say tufiakwa.

Juju na so you hate me reach?

#aGodzombieisagoogolplextimesbetterthanasatanzombie

jesusjnr:
If you know wetin I don't see as a God zombie, you go know say whether you pray to Satan and do dry fasting for 190 days for me to become Satan zombie as yourself, you go know say even Satan himself go see your prayer say tufiakwa.

Juju na so you hate me reach?

#aGodzombieisagoogolplextimesbetterthanadatanzombie

Ehn...see this one
A ti kekee e ti p’eitan u’oko i, do ba d’agba tan e i du ka ma..... No be today, bros....
You were mislead, jesusjnr, but its not too late.....
Repent and follow your master the FSM!!!
Unless you're prepared for an eternity with STDs
The ball is in your court......

If you know wetin I don't see as a God zombie,,,,....

Nawa o!. U don min it . Laff be won kill me 4 dis one

JujuSugar:

Ehn...see this one
A ti kekee e ti p’eitan u’oko i, do ba d’agba tan e i du ka ma
You were mislead, jesusjnr, but its not too late.....
Repent and follow your master the FSM!!!
Unless you're prepared for an eternity with STDs
The ball is in your court......


Nawa o!. U don min it . Laff won kill me 4 dis one

You don prove say you be fake Satan follower, but true Satan zombie.

You just dey use am as excuse to dey engage me for talk.

Which language be that?

If no be yoruba, you fit say God is the greatest with am?

If so go rep your language for that thread before I report you to Satan whose movement you dey use illegally to find talk for my mouth.

#jujusugarnafakefsmambassador

IAmSabrina:
1Sharon, JujuSugar & hopefulLandord
I've ported to Pastafarianism too! Thread coming soon......

Waiting on it sis

jesusjnr:
You don prove say you be fake Satan follower, but true Satan zombie.

You just dey use am as excuse to dey engage me for talk.

Which language be that?

If no be yoruba, you fit say God is the greatest with am?

If so go rep your language for that thread before I report you to Satan whose movement you dey use illegally to find talk for my mouth.

#jujusugarnafakefsmambassador

Truth is knocking at the door.....
Sense has come to deliver Jesusjnr from his illiteracy and regressive mentality.....
But he has chosen to lock his door.....
Are your unders starting to ride up, jesusjnr?
Eewu bę loko Longę, Longę fun ara rę eewu ni
Translation:
There is danger at Longę's farm, Longę himself is danger
We've been down this road before, sir

jesusjnr:

#jujusugarnafakefsmambassador

#aGodzombieisagoogolplextimesbetterthanadatanzombie

SMH
If you're incapable of learning something from this thread, at least learn how to use hashtags.
One would think you're a 70 year old who just discovered social media with the way you use hashtags....
And you can't even spell well
Just a word of advice, jesusjnr. You know Juju doesn't let her friends die in their ignorance.

JujuSugar:

Truth is knocking at the door.....
Sense has come to deliver Jesusjnr from his illiteracy and regressive mentality.....
But he has chosen to lock his door.....
Are your unders starting to ride up, jesusjnr?
Eewu bę loko Longę, Longę fun ara rę eewu ni
We've been down this road before, sir




SMH
If you're incapable of learning something from this thread, at least learn how to use hashtags.
One would think you're a 70 year old who just discovered social media with the way you use hashtags....
And you can't even spell well
Just a word of advice, jesusjnr. You know Juju doesn't let her friends die in their ignorance.

I feel quite hungry now, and i'm looking at having some spaghetti for lunch.

Maybe I should put some of your spaghetti flying as a monster into the oven fire.

It would surely quench this back and forth argument once and for all.

#spaghettiflyingasamonsterintomyoventoburntoashesoneandforallforeverandeveramin

jesusjnr:
I feel quite hungry now, and i'm looking at having some spaghetti for lunch.

Maybe I should put some of your spaghetti flying as a monster into the oven fire.

It would surely quench this back and forth argument once and for all.

#spaghettiflyingasamonsterintomyoventoburntoashesoneandforallforeverandeveramin

Hey, its your life, not mine. So by all means, bon appetit, Jesusjnr.
It is crystal clear you are using your life to play kalo kalo, except the only thing you'll win is an eternity with every STD that exists in the universe .
By the way, keep those hashtags coming. I'm now sharing them so people can see what happens when internet access is given to great grandfathers like you

JujuSugar:

Never gets old bruv ....
Its a play on the absurdity of the believe in a deity without solid evidence....
If you're allowed to push your god beyond human understanding and make him unfalsifiable......
Why can't I do the same with my FSM?......

Actually No, it's a play that replaces one form of deity with another in a mockery form.

If i was a theist, I'd very much like it when people use that cus I'd simply retort

"Great, we both agree there is a God behind the universe"

JujuSugar:

Hey, its your life, not mine. So by all means, bon appetit, Jesusjnr.
It is crystal clear you are using your life to play kalo kalo, except the only thing you'll win is an eternity with every STD that exists in the universe .
By the way, keep those hashtags coming. I'm now sharing them so people can see what happens when internet access is given to great grandfathers like you

If you want to enjoy more jokes from me, you have to come inside, for you cannot eat your cake and yet have it(deliberate).

So that's all for your juju that claims to be a sweetener as things stand.

#jujusugarkomumubittersni

johnydon22:
Actually No, it's a play that replaces one form of deity with another in a mockery form.

If i was a theist, I'd very much like it when people use that cus I'd simply retort

"Great, we both agree there is a God behind the universe"

How about this?......
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is absurd. But no more or less than any religion....
There is no evidence for this FSM just as there is equally no evidence for Vishnu, Yahweh, Allah etc..

jesusjnr:
If you want to enjoy more jokes from me, you have to come inside, for you cannot eat your cake and yet have it(deliberate).

And you scamper out again like a scared whipped kitten with its tail between its legs
It was expected sooner or later

jesusjnr:

So that's all for your juju that claims to be a sweetener as things stand.

#jujusugarkomumubittersni

We've got a runner......We've got a runner!!!.......Jesusjnr!!....Jesusjnr is running!!!

jesusjnr:
If you want to enjoy more jokes from me

Jokes? Oh my, what a deluded clown .
#turnioniown

budaatum:

Buda nko? Vaxx claimed buda was the only true atheist on here, then Jesus got buda!

Nonsense

JujuSugar:

How about this?......
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is absurd. But no more or less than any religion....
There is no evidence for this FSM just as there is equally no evidence for Vishnu, Yahweh, Allah etc..

I agree. Just saying it's an ill thought out tired joke

johnydon22:


I agree. Just saying it's an ill thought out tired joke

Meh.... I still think it works and is fun
But to each his own I guess

johnydon22:


I agree. Just saying it's an ill thought out tired joke

No it's not.

The FSM argument is an argument to absurdity and it works well with religious people who are very dogmatic.

1Sharon:


Have a look at this post for compelling evidence

https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/3807155/one-true-god#56650588


And grab ur copy of the gospel of Fsm:

Good . Atheism is a religion. Thank you

sonmvayina:
From one state of delusion to another even worse than the first one.. Well I wish you all the best..

No real person who has read and really understood the bible will choose Christianity.. Judaism maybe... But Christianity, that is just an insult against God almighty..

All Christians are rebels against God...

your religion you belong to,,?

johnydon22:
Actually No, it's a play that replaces one form of deity with another in a mockery form.

If i was a theist, I'd very much like it when people use that cus I'd simply retort

"Great, we both agree there is a God behind the universe"

I agree with you bro ..... . Is like your atheists friends are reinforcing the meaning of atheism . Long time.

johnydon22:


I agree. Just saying it's an ill thought out tired joke

You are overthinking this thing.

JujuSugar:

Where was God when the flying spaghetti monster was creating the universe?



Because he is a spaghetti!!
Now scram!!!

LMAO...

johnydon22:


I agree. Just saying it's an ill thought out tired joke

I'll thought? Really?

What do you feel about the invisible pink unicorn then?

hahn:


I actually disagree. With monikers like winner01, kingebukasblog, 4evergod, sciencewatch, anas09, felixomor etc his level of delusion is still very much elementary.

Where are these ppl now? God can do better.

hahn:


I actually disagree. With monikers like winner01, kingebukasblog, 4evergod, sciencewatch, anas09, felixomor etc his level of delusion is still very much elementary.

Gerarahia mehn.

Anas09:

Gerarahia mehn.

Don't be an ass

hahn:

Don't be an ass

I couldn't if i wanted to. I'm not an atheist.

hahn:

Don't be an ass

I couldn't if i wanted to. I'm not an atheist.

Anas09:

I couldn't if i wanted to. I'm not an atheist.

Yeah. It comes naturally to you. Like a spiritual gift from the lord

hahn:


Yeah. It comes naturally to you. Like a spiritual gift from the lord

Yes right? A child of God does not lack Wisdom

malvisguy212:
your religion you belong to,,?

I am igbo, from delta State.. So I identify with my omenani, my igbo Traditional religion... I am not a slave, only slaves worship their masters God.