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AI know a lot of you don’t know the Senate President, Bukola Saraki, beyond the media. He seems like a normal person, but if you’vae watched him closely, you would’ve noticed that he closes one eye too often. Why? Saraki is an Illuminati agent, and only a few people knew about this.

Those of us who knew Saraki’s Illuminati background are hardly shocked by how he outsmarted every politician from his father to President Buhari. Of course it’s not ordinary. You don’t need any proof. You only need to study how he has maneuvered his ways to power over the years, and managed to resist any gang-up.

After the 2015 elections, the C and ACN blocs of APC invited Saraki to a meeting. “We don’t want you as Senate President,” they said. Saraki paused as though to reflect, stood up gently, and chanted, “Novus Ordo Seclorum.” They froze. “What did you say?” Saraki asked.

“N-nothing, nothing,” they stammered. He nodded, and smiled.

These C and ACN errand boys who met Saraki became his ers from that night. Everyone in APC was shocked. Our journalists who had interviewed those men in the past couldn’t connect the dots. It didn’t make sense to them, that sudden from his erstwhile political foes.

What Saraki did from that point was the move of an Illuminati master. He visited his senator friends one after the other to appeal to them to him. All the ones he got to look at with one eye closed while chanting “Novus Ordo Seclorum,” ended up ing him.

Saraki was always smooth. Once he identified a threat, he cast his Illuminati spell to neutralize it. It’s how he got his fellow senators to be submissive. However many of his colleagues know about his spiritual powers, and so they avoid his gaze. Guess who told them. Tinubu!

Tinubu too is an Illuminati agent, that’s why the war was tough for Saraki. Tinubu was always quick to reveal Saraki’s secret. It’s the reason Fashola and others didn’t look Saraki straight in the eyes when they were being screened as Ministers. They knew about his powers.

Why do you think Hamid Ali was avoiding the Senate? Why do you think the Inspector-General of Police was also afraid? Because they got scared when Tinubu told them about it. That’s also how Danladi Umar of CCT trial was neutralized. He was forming gangster until Saraki got him.

Supreme Court justices were the easiest for Saraki. He invited them for tea, one after the other, a day to the judgement in his asset declaration trial. He got to look into their eyes, and took possession of their mind. The next day, they unanimously acquitted him of wrong-doing.

Now you also understand why Saraki often stared at Buhari, especially when they’re seated in the same row, either at an event or in the mosque. If he could get to our IGP and make him stutter “transmission of transmission” repeatedly before the camera, imagine what would’ve happened if the IG had met him face to face.

Since you’re yet make sense of how Saraki got Buhari’s kinsman, Lawal Daura, to do his bidding, this is how it happened. Unlike the Customs and Police bosses, the DSS boss was naive. He looked into Saraki’s eyes, and lost control of himself. And the rest, as they say, is history.

If you believed this before you got here, I’ll advise you to first quietly mail your certificates back to the schools that offered them to you. You obviously don’t deserve them. Shebi you see that we all can write nonsense!

If it's true Saraki controlled the DSS, what does this say of the Dullard?
Shows Dullard is not qualified to run as a LG chairman.

Tales by moonlight

James Hadley Chase too much for your head my brother...

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engrfcuksmtin:
AI know a lot of you don’t know the Senate President, Bukola Saraki, beyond the media. He seems like a normal person, but if you’vae watched him closely, you would’ve noticed that he closes one eye too often. Why? Saraki is an Illuminati agent, and only a few people knew about this.

Those of us who knew Saraki’s Illuminati background are hardly shocked by how he outsmarted every politician from his father to President Buhari. Of course it’s not ordinary. You don’t need any proof. You only need to study how he has maneuvered his ways to power over the years, and managed to resist any gang-up.

After the 2015 elections, the C and ACN blocs of APC invited Saraki to a meeting. “We don’t want you as Senate President,” they said. Saraki paused as though to reflect, stood up gently, and chanted, “Novus Ordo Seclorum.” They froze. “What did you say?” Saraki asked.

“N-nothing, nothing,” they stammered. He nodded, and smiled.

These C and ACN errand boys who met Saraki became his ers from that night. Everyone in APC was shocked. Our journalists who had interviewed those men in the past couldn’t connect the dots. It didn’t make sense to them, that sudden from his erstwhile political foes.

What Saraki did from that point was the move of an Illuminati master. He visited his senator friends one after the other to appeal to them to him. All the ones he got to look at with one eye closed while chanting “Novus Ordo Seclorum,” ended up ing him.

Saraki was always smooth. Once he identified a threat, he cast his Illuminati spell to neutralize it. It’s how he got his fellow senators to be submissive. However many of his colleagues know about his spiritual powers, and so they avoid his gaze. Guess who told them. Tinubu!

Tinubu too is an Illuminati agent, that’s why the war was tough for Saraki. Tinubu was always quick to reveal Saraki’s secret. It’s the reason Fashola and others didn’t look Saraki straight in the eyes when they were being screened as Ministers. They knew about his powers.

Why do you think Hamid Ali was avoiding the Senate? Why do you think the Inspector-General of Police was also afraid? Because they got scared when Tinubu told them about it. That’s also how Danladi Umar of CCT trial was neutralized. He was forming gangster until Saraki got him.

Supreme Court justices were the easiest for Saraki. He invited them for tea, one after the other, a day to the judgement in his asset declaration trial. He got to look into their eyes, and took possession of their mind. The next day, they unanimously acquitted him of wrong-doing.

Now you also understand why Saraki often stared at Buhari, especially when they’re seated in the same row, either at an event or in the mosque. If he could get to our IGP and make him stutter “transmission of transmission” repeatedly before the camera, imagine what would’ve happened if the IG had met him face to face.

Since you’re yet make sense of how Saraki got Buhari’s kinsman, Lawal Daura, to do his bidding, this is how it happened. Unlike the Customs and Police bosses, the DSS boss was naive. He looked into Saraki’s eyes, and lost control of himself. And the rest, as they say, is history.

If you believed this before you got here, I’ll advise you to first quietly mail your certificates back to the schools that offered them to you. You obviously don’t deserve them. Shebi you see that we all can write nonsense!

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All this talk of Saraki controlling Daura doesn't make any sense. Why cant Buhari take responsibility for something once in his life.

Damn...OP I didn't read the post earlier. I tot he was Ogboni plus Xmen combined.

Hahahhaha...

I like this OP

Lol
Baddest op,

Got me cracking up real big

engrfcuksmtin:
AI know a lot of you don’t know the Senate President, Bukola Saraki, beyond the media. He seems like a normal person, but if you’vae watched him closely, you would’ve noticed that he closes one eye too often. Why? Saraki is an Illuminati agent, and only a few people knew about this.

Those of us who knew Saraki’s Illuminati background are hardly shocked by how he outsmarted every politician from his father to President Buhari. Of course it’s not ordinary. You don’t need any proof. You only need to study how he has maneuvered his ways to power over the years, and managed to resist any gang-up.

After the 2015 elections, the C and ACN blocs of APC invited Saraki to a meeting. “We don’t want you as Senate President,” they said. Saraki paused as though to reflect, stood up gently, and chanted, “Novus Ordo Seclorum.” They froze. “What did you say?” Saraki asked.

“N-nothing, nothing,” they stammered. He nodded, and smiled.

These C and ACN errand boys who met Saraki became his ers from that night. Everyone in APC was shocked. Our journalists who had interviewed those men in the past couldn’t connect the dots. It didn’t make sense to them, that sudden from his erstwhile political foes.

What Saraki did from that point was the move of an Illuminati master. He visited his senator friends one after the other to appeal to them to him. All the ones he got to look at with one eye closed while chanting “Novus Ordo Seclorum,” ended up ing him.

Saraki was always smooth. Once he identified a threat, he cast his Illuminati spell to neutralize it. It’s how he got his fellow senators to be submissive. However many of his colleagues know about his spiritual powers, and so they avoid his gaze. Guess who told them. Tinubu!

Tinubu too is an Illuminati agent, that’s why the war was tough for Saraki. Tinubu was always quick to reveal Saraki’s secret. It’s the reason Fashola and others didn’t look Saraki straight in the eyes when they were being screened as Ministers. They knew about his powers.

Why do you think Hamid Ali was avoiding the Senate? Why do you think the Inspector-General of Police was also afraid? Because they got scared when Tinubu told them about it. That’s also how Danladi Umar of CCT trial was neutralized. He was forming gangster until Saraki got him.

Supreme Court justices were the easiest for Saraki. He invited them for tea, one after the other, a day to the judgement in his asset declaration trial. He got to look into their eyes, and took possession of their mind. The next day, they unanimously acquitted him of wrong-doing.

Now you also understand why Saraki often stared at Buhari, especially when they’re seated in the same row, either at an event or in the mosque. If he could get to our IGP and make him stutter “transmission of transmission” repeatedly before the camera, imagine what would’ve happened if the IG had met him face to face.

Since you’re yet make sense of how Saraki got Buhari’s kinsman, Lawal Daura, to do his bidding, this is how it happened. Unlike the Customs and Police bosses, the DSS boss was naive. He looked into Saraki’s eyes, and lost control of himself. And the rest, as they say, is history.

If you believed this before you got here, I’ll advise you to first quietly mail your certificates back to the schools that offered them to you. You obviously don’t deserve them. Shebi you see that we all can write nonsense!

Did you read this somewhere or just your own invention?

Saraki and Tinubu are Illuminati you said, how come they are political enemies? Have you forgotten that 'a house divided against itself cannot stand'

Tinubu, a fellow Illuminati is afraid of him and always feel uncomfortable when Saraki's matter is around him...... So funny...... If this is the case, every one in house of assembly by now should be Saraki's loyalist.

If Saraki and Tinubu are Illuminati, how about Buhari and other APC stalwarts? Or are you saying APC is Nigera faction of Illuminati?

I hope you are not Lie Muhammed in disguise.

BT truth be told, Saraki has spiritual Powers

engrfcuksmtin:
AI know a lot of you don’t know the Senate President, Bukola Saraki, beyond the media. He seems like a normal person, but if you’vae watched him closely, you would’ve noticed that he closes one eye too often. Why? Saraki is an Illuminati agent, and only a few people knew about this.

Those of us who knew Saraki’s Illuminati background are hardly shocked by how he outsmarted every politician from his father to President Buhari. Of course it’s not ordinary. You don’t need any proof. You only need to study how he has maneuvered his ways to power over the years, and managed to resist any gang-up.

After the 2015 elections, the C and ACN blocs of APC invited Saraki to a meeting. “We don’t want you as Senate President,” they said. Saraki paused as though to reflect, stood up gently, and chanted, “Novus Ordo Seclorum.” They froze. “What did you say?” Saraki asked.

“N-nothing, nothing,” they stammered. He nodded, and smiled.

These C and ACN errand boys who met Saraki became his ers from that night. Everyone in APC was shocked. Our journalists who had interviewed those men in the past couldn’t connect the dots. It didn’t make sense to them, that sudden from his erstwhile political foes.

What Saraki did from that point was the move of an Illuminati master. He visited his senator friends one after the other to appeal to them to him. All the ones he got to look at with one eye closed while chanting “Novus Ordo Seclorum,” ended up ing him.

Saraki was always smooth. Once he identified a threat, he cast his Illuminati spell to neutralize it. It’s how he got his fellow senators to be submissive. However many of his colleagues know about his spiritual powers, and so they avoid his gaze. Guess who told them. Tinubu!

Tinubu too is an Illuminati agent, that’s why the war was tough for Saraki. Tinubu was always quick to reveal Saraki’s secret. It’s the reason Fashola and others didn’t look Saraki straight in the eyes when they were being screened as Ministers. They knew about his powers.

Why do you think Hamid Ali was avoiding the Senate? Why do you think the Inspector-General of Police was also afraid? Because they got scared when Tinubu told them about it. That’s also how Danladi Umar of CCT trial was neutralized. He was forming gangster until Saraki got him.

Supreme Court justices were the easiest for Saraki. He invited them for tea, one after the other, a day to the judgement in his asset declaration trial. He got to look into their eyes, and took possession of their mind. The next day, they unanimously acquitted him of wrong-doing.

Now you also understand why Saraki often stared at Buhari, especially when they’re seated in the same row, either at an event or in the mosque. If he could get to our IGP and make him stutter “transmission of transmission” repeatedly before the camera, imagine what would’ve happened if the IG had met him face to face.

Since you’re yet make sense of how Saraki got Buhari’s kinsman, Lawal Daura, to do his bidding, this is how it happened. Unlike the Customs and Police bosses, the DSS boss was naive. He looked into Saraki’s eyes, and lost control of himself. And the rest, as they say, is history.

If you believed this before you got here, I’ll advise you to first quietly mail your certificates back to the schools that offered them to you. You obviously don’t deserve them. Shebi you see that we all can write nonsense!

Hahahaa guy I can feel you very well,
The sarcasm is there for all who can read and understand.

Can't you all see the sarcasm in his post, he even made it clear at the end of the write up

A lot of Nigerians can't read and understand sarcasm.

That is why a lot of them share stupid posts unwittingly.

The post above was written by Gimba Kakanda to mock the brain-dead Buharideens who are incapable of sound reasoning.

Zenithpeak:



Did you read this somewhere or just your own invention?

Saraki and Tinubu are Illuminati you said, how come they are political enemies? Have you forgotten that 'a house divided against itself cannot stand'

Tinubu, a fellow Illuminati is afraid of him and always feel uncomfortable when Saraki's matter is around him...... So funny...... If this is the case, every one in house of assembly by now should be Saraki's loyalist.

If Saraki and Tinubu are Illuminati, how about Buhari and other APC stalwarts? Or are you saying APC is Nigera faction of Illuminati?

I hope you are not Lie Muhammed in disguise.

I am sure you only read the headline and concluded. Read the whole story and I am sure you will understand the op.

Adekdammy:


I am sure you only read the headline and concluded. Read the whole story and I am sure you will understand the op.

Don't mind me, I thought I was making sense until I realised from some smart guys posts that the @op is going through the process of brain regeneration

lol.

the op has caused some of pmb's social media !d!ots to run maaaaad...


they cannot even settle down to read what is clearly a satire, but true to their nature, they are already barking like rabid dogs...

Zenithpeak:



Did you read this somewhere or just your own invention?

Saraki and Tinubu are Illuminati you said, how come they are political enemies? Have you forgotten that 'a house divided against itself cannot stand'

Tinubu, a fellow Illuminati is afraid of him and always feel uncomfortable when Saraki's matter is around him...... So funny...... If this is the case, every one in house of assembly by now should be Saraki's loyalist.

If Saraki and Tinubu are Illuminati, how about Buhari and other APC stalwarts? Or are you saying APC is Nigera faction of Illuminati?

I hope you are not Lie Muhammed in disguise.

Do you know what they call sarcasm?

ivandragon:
lol.

the op has caused some of pmb's social media !d!ots to run maaaaad...


they cannot even settle down to read what is clearly a satire, but true to their nature, they are already barking like rabid dogs...