NewStats: 3,262,569 , 8,177,530 topics. Date: Monday, 02 June 2025 at 07:15 PM 6x261e

stylochime:
ManCity wins the EPL.
Liverpool wins the UCL.
Arsenal wins the UEL.
Chelsea wins the FAC.
Juventus buy Martial for 50m.
Da Gea signs for madrid for Bale+ 40mil.
Mancity sign Isco.
Salah signs new contract.
Liverpool sign Keita, Ruben Neves and Allisson.
Chelsea sign Fred and Ryan Sessegnon.
ManUtd sign Oblak, Docoure,Banega and Ryan Betrand.

Just narrating last nights nightmare

It’s no longer a dream because City has already won the EPL before yesterday, just tell us it’s your inherent wish so we can know where you stand and what you wish the team.

larride:


It’s no longer a dream because City has already won the EPL before yesterday, just tell us it’s your inherent wish so we can know where you stand and what you wish the team.

Are you still in the book of Lamentations?

Your mates don reach Revelations

Skimpledawg:

Are you still in the book of Lamentations?

Your mates don reach Revelations

Why you keep quiet there fake apostle.

larride:


It’s no longer a dream because City has already won the EPL before yesterday, just tell us it’s your inherent wish so we can know where you stand and what you wish the team.

wish!? My roomate is a liverpool fan and i can‘t stand the smug looks he gives me anytime liverpool win or we struggle! Liverpool winning the UCL will be mini hell for me. Damn it liverpool winning anything at all is mini hell for me. Unless of course, we win something bigger.

My wish for this team is to reach Real Madrid‘s level of solidity and effectiveness. This madrid team is cold blooded

stylochime:
wish!? My roomate is a liverpool fan and i can‘t stand the smug looks he gives me anytime liverpool win or we struggle! Liverpool winning the UCL will be mini hell for me. Damn it liverpool winning anything at all is mini hell for me. Unless of course, we win something bigger.

Finally a Nigerian with a shared hate for Liverpool. I could watch city destroy roma, chelsea do the same but i stopped watching Liverpool's game at half time. I don't know where my hate for them comes from.

stylochime:
ManCity wins the EPL.
Liverpool wins the UCL.
Arsenal wins the UEL.
Chelsea wins the FAC.
Juventus buy Martial for 50m.
Da Gea signs for madrid for Bale+ 40mil.
Mancity sign Isco.
Salah signs new contract.
Liverpool sign Keita, Ruben Neves and Allisson.
Chelsea sign Fred and Ryan Sessegnon.
ManUtd sign Oblak, Docoure,Banega and Ryan Betrand.

Just narrating last nights nightmare

larride:


Why you keep quiet there fake apostle.

I feel your pains Elder.

They have turned you to Jeremiah, the lamenting prophet.

Is your full name Larry Jeremiah?

stylochime:
wish!? My roomate is a liverpool fan and i can‘t stand the smug looks he gives me anytime liverpool win or we struggle! Liverpool winning the UCL will be mini hell for me. Damn it liverpool winning anything at all is mini hell for me. Unless of course, we win something bigger.

My wish for this team is to reach Real Madrid‘s level of solidity and effectiveness. This madrid team is cold blooded

Don’t worry bro, Liverpool ain’t winning nada.

Skimpledawg:

I feel your pains Elder.

They have turned you to Jeremiah, the lamenting prophet.

Is your full name Larry Jeremiah?

Thanda fire you.

Forget trolling, too many plastic fans on this thread..

One even wished we win the FA cup to spite you guys here.


Damn! I have seen enough.
Brethren, can I prophesy?

larride:


Thanda fire you.

Thought as much

Uncle and Prophet Jeremiah, Lament on

Skimpledawg:
Forget trolling, too many plastic fans on this thread..

One even wished we win the FA cup to spite you guys here.


Damn! I have seen enough.
Brethren, can I prophesy?

Nah, we don't want no fake prophecy

Geestunnar:

Nah, we don't want no fake prophecy

Ifa sand you eeh

Who are you?

Skimpledawg:

Ifa sand you eeh

Who are you?

Comman sand nah, if I throw u knock like ur comrade shekpefan1 u go land for the sunken place

Geestunnar:

Comman sand nah, if I throw u knock like ur comrade shekpefan1 u go land for the sunken place

Hahaha

You dey show yourself abi


But,.... Or

Skimpledawg:
Hahaha
You dey show yourself abi

But,.... Or

Na u know that one

....

Geestunnar:

Na u know that one

Nor provoke me the one I dey so o

Skimpledawg:

Nor provoke me the one I dey so o

No vex too much yet, wait till next season when playing in Yorupa league, then u fit go on vexing rampage

smalling has more goals than morata this year alone

we go dey see fixtures like

Chelsea vs screnzenspor as from next season

stylochime:
ManCity wins the EPL.
Liverpool wins the UCL.
Arsenal wins the UEL.
Chelsea wins the FAC.
Juventus buy Martial for 50m.
Da Gea signs for madrid for Bale+ 40mil.
Mancity sign Isco.
Salah signs new contract.
Liverpool sign Keita, Ruben Neves and Allisson.
Chelsea sign Fred and Ryan Sessegnon.
ManUtd sign Oblak, Docoure,Banega and Ryan Betrand.

Just narrating last nights nightmare

Did you drink a Mix of Alomo and Weed before you slept last night?! It's apparent your Nightmare ain't ordinary Bruh!

Oasis007:




Did you drink a Mix of Alomo and Weed before you slept last night?! It's apparent your Nightmare ain't ordinary Bruh!

Brother i won‘t lie i slept with a low spirit last night- my phone developed major fault and i was told its beyond repair. i have to buy anoda. I woke at exactly 3 58 am with heavy breathing! The whole thing was so graphic

I believe when zinedane zidan was going to his coaching school he did a specialist course in Ueafa.after dat he pledge his allegiance to d gods of ueafa.so dat no matter what all his ueafa matches will b in his favor because I cannot explain all d near misses of his opponent.even frames of goal posts bounces ball back.i think PSG shud him if dey want to win ueafa championship

"It's very different here at man united. I think united is a club with more history and we all want to win trophies next year. We need to keep progressing, united is a huge club to which I am still adapting and I am looking forward to giving everything I've got next year and also aiming everything there is to win."

"But I must start with the final at wembley. The truth is I score every time I play at wembley. I have won several trophies there with my national team and arsenal so wembley brings me good luck. We are all happy to have reached the final and I think Saturdays match was the most perfect one for me personally since I ed united and that makes me very happy for what lies ahead..."


Alexis sanchez.......MUTV

engrelvis:
I believe when zinedane zidan was going to his coaching school he did a specialist course in Ueafa.after dat he pledge his allegiance to d gods of ueafa.so dat no matter what all his ueafa matches will b in his favor because I cannot explain all d near misses of his opponent.even frames of goal posts bounces ball back.i think PSG shud him if dey want to win ueafa championship

Please, what is Ueafa Championship? Is that another competition that I have no idea about?

sod09:
scummy

What country is arsenal playing at today?

Vanquay:


What country is arsenal playing at today?

England na

pharod:


Please, what is Ueafa Championship? Is that another competition that I have no idea about?

Na this people they call am champey

joeace2020:


Finally a Nigerian with a shared hate for Liverpool. I could watch city destroy roma, chelsea do the same but i stopped watching Liverpool's game at half time. I don't know where my hate for them comes from.

Lol, too much redcafe no good... only united fans who base in the U.K [or have lived in the U.K] hate liverpool and city to the core.

Naija fans only hate chelsea and arsenal, mainly bcuz most of us started following the PL actively during Arsenals invincibles and ROMANs 2004-05 chelsea era.

there's no way a nigerian [under 25-28yrs of age} who s united and have never been to the u.K will have a greater dislike towards liverpool than chelsea.

well maybe if the person makes redcafe his home.

pharod:


Please, what is Ueafa Championship? Is that another competition that I have no idea about?

no mind me bro.na mistake

weedtaker:
Lol, too much redcafe no good... only united fans who base in the U.K [or have lived in the U.K] hate liverpool and city to the core.

Naija fans only hate chelsea and arsenal, mainly bcuz most of us started following the PL actively during Arsenals invincibles and ROMANs 2004-05 chelsea era.

there's no way a nigerian [under 25-28yrs of age} who s united and have never been to the u.K will have a greater dislike towards liverpool than chelsea.

well maybe if the person makes redcafe his home.

I hate Chelsea with my urine, even my dog hates that useless club with plenty loud mouthed Nigerian fans

LMAOOO @ the emboldened