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izaray(f): 4:10pm On Apr 04, 2018

QueenSuccubus:

I heard that there are asians wandering in Nigeria as well selling vitamins and herbal tea

Dem girls can tell ooo

really

Hearing this for the first time though!

izaray(f): 4:13pm On Apr 04, 2018

heendrix:

anything for izaray

Yep, reserved some easter chicken for you cheesy

Martin0(m): 4:25pm On Apr 04, 2018

QueenSuccubus:

Hhahahahaah....

What u gonna do with his massive muddy yam if everytime u fvck, he still need to drink 5 litters of ALOMO BITTERS or Viagra

Abeeg shift!

#TeamPencilDick
#TeamTightNunu

practice makes perfect, start now and learn how to ride it coz u never can tell sha, anyway u said you are married abi, that means dude most be having a pencil dick but hey muddy is babe according to what I heard about Asians

ubunja(m): 4:28pm On Apr 04, 2018

QueenSuccubus:

We have to decide for our own destiny ma... I have no plans to shift my womb next to my kidney

succubus though grin

QueenSuccubus(f): 4:37pm On Apr 04, 2018

Martin0:

practice makes perfect, start now and learn how to ride it coz u never can tell sha, anyway u said you are married abi, that means dude most be having a pencil dick but hey muddy is babe according to what I heard about Asians

@ bolded Hush na... lipsrsealed

No matter what gonna happen i wont leave the pencil dick over the muddy yam.. grin

QueenSuccubus(f): 4:37pm On Apr 04, 2018

ubunja:

succubus though

Even tho i typed that comment..I'm also laughing to myself.. ;

MISEDUCATIONS: 4:42pm On Apr 04, 2018

QueenSuccubus:

Even tho i typed that comment..I'm also laughing to myself.. ;

ubunja loves your comments

SmellingAnus(m): 4:43pm On Apr 04, 2018

Divay22:
Lol
Aunty say na tap hole before, na him done turn am to well
Maybe that's why he's running na, it's not as tight as before

Lol... Some girls even go as far as offering their anus to their boyfriends to make him stay since their pussy is now an ocean grin

... On a lighter note, not every guy wants a tight pussy... I know cos I am one of such guys...

Martin0(m): 4:44pm On Apr 04, 2018

QueenSuccubus:

@ bolded Hush na...

No matter what gonna happen i wont leave the pencil dick over the muddy yam..

hahahahah @ bolded grin

eheh well no one can actually tell sha someone should go and test to confirm this is true;

Divay22(f): 4:49pm On Apr 04, 2018

SmellingAnus:
Lol... Some girls even go as far as offering their anus to their boyfriends to make him stay since their pussy is now an ocean ... On a lighter note, not every guy wants a tight pussy... I know cos I am one of such guys...

Seriously

My eyes has seen, what my ears hasn't heard.
So you would prefer the hole na abi?

Well you can prove her wrong, that someone still needs her.

SmellingAnus(m): 4:53pm On Apr 04, 2018

Divay22:

Seriously
My eyes has seen, what my ears hasn't heard.
So you would prefer the hole na abi?

Well you can prove her wrong, that someone still needs her.

hahhahhaha sorry for disvirgining (permit me to use this non-Existent word) your ears grin

Divay22(f): 5:01pm On Apr 04, 2018

SmellingAnus:
hahhahhaha sorry for disvirgining (permit me to use this non-Existent word) your ears

Yeah..
So you like it wide like a big circle grin

SmellingAnus(m): 5:08pm On Apr 04, 2018

Divay22:

Yeah..
So you like it wide like a big circle

yeah I do... Not too wide though... But I will definitely not get married to a virgin.. unfortunately for me, I have had more virgins and married women come my way... Don't get me wrong.... I have never fuc.ked a married woman o grin

... So what size of dic. k do you prefer grin

Divay22(f): 5:11pm On Apr 04, 2018

SmellingAnus:
yeah I do... Not too wide though... But I will definitely not get married to a virgin.. unfortunately for me, I have had more virgins and married women come my way... Don't get me wrong.... I have never fuc.ked a married woman o ... So what size of dic. k do you prefer

An ant can't see sugar without going there...
I hear you.

For that quest..I don't know.

prechbills1(m): 5:39pm On Apr 04, 2018

Divay22:

Yeah..
So you like it wide like a big circle

as long as she's independent wink

Divay22(f): 5:42pm On Apr 04, 2018

prechbills1:

as long as she's independent

As long as she's independent, you wouldn't mind if it's wide
But what of if that's what she's using to make herself independent ?

prechbills1(m): 5:55pm On Apr 04, 2018

Divay22:

As long as she's independent, you wouldn't mind if it's wide
But what of if that's what she's using to make herself independent ?

as long as she hasn't been bedded by more than 4 or five guys..

when I see pussies I can imagine the number of dicks that have been there..

I'm not marrying a lady because of pussy, who Pussy help? undecided

.

@bolded, the kind of independent I'm saying is someone that is have highly educated not less than M. Sc, receives more than 150k a month, classy etc..
by being independent doesn't mean she's gonna feed me undecided

,we'll run the home. 65/35...I've enough resources to marry a dependent lady but this is an era of gender equality, let them work... I don't wanna encourage laziness

Divay22(f): 6:02pm On Apr 04, 2018

prechbills1:

as long as she hasn't been bedded by more than 4 or five guys..

when I see pussies I can imagine the number of dicks that have been there..

I'm not marrying a lady because of pussy, who Pussy help? .

@bolded, the kind of independent I'm saying is someone that is have highly educated not less than M. Sc, receives more than 150k a month, classy etc..
by being independent doesn't mean she's gonna feed me ,we'll run the home. 65/35...I've enough resources to marry a dependent lady but this is an era of gender equality, let them work... I don't wanna encourage laziness

Lol
You sound like a guy full of pride thou.. (might be wrong)

#Teamletthemwork

prechbills1(m): 6:06pm On Apr 04, 2018

Divay22:

Lol
You sound like a guy full of pride thou.. (might be wrong)

#Teamletthemwork

when there's money there's pride...hope you practising this stuff offline? kiss

Tajbol4splend(m): 6:11pm On Apr 04, 2018

QueenSuccubus:

#TeamPencilDick

Hmmm naso

Divay22(f): 6:33pm On Apr 04, 2018

prechbills1:

when there's money there's pride...hope you practising this stuff offline?

My turn off in a guy.. But if it favours you, continue

Yeah.

prechbills1(m): 7:23pm On Apr 04, 2018

Divay22:

My turn off in a guy.. But if it favours you, continue

Yeah.

I don't understand.. turn off as in? look for broke guys then oh undecided

SmellingAnus(m): 7:28pm On Apr 04, 2018

Divay22:

An ant can't see sugar without going there...
I hear you.

For that quest..I don't know.

apparently you are a virgin?

Divay22(f): 7:28pm On Apr 04, 2018

prechbills1:

I don't understand.. turn off as in? look for broke guys then oh

Lol
Rich proud guys... I just can't deal

SmellingAnus(m): 7:29pm On Apr 04, 2018

Divay22:

An ant can't see sugar without going there...
I hear you.

For that quest..I don't know.

Lol.... apparently you are a virgin?

prechbills1(m): 7:29pm On Apr 04, 2018

Divay22:

Lol
Rich proud guys... I just can't deal

so you can't date a guy like me,, na you know oh undecided

prechbills1(m): 7:31pm On Apr 04, 2018

SmellingAnus:
apparently you are a virgin?

why are you asking her undecided

Divay22(f): 7:35pm On Apr 04, 2018

SmellingAnus:
apparently you are a virgin?

I'm not, but lipsrsealed

Divay22(f): 7:37pm On Apr 04, 2018

prechbills1:

so you can't date a guy like me,, na you know oh

Nah.. You go use bad mouth finish me grin

prechbills1(m): 7:47pm On Apr 04, 2018

Divay22:

Nah.. You go use bad mouth finish me

if you get money, I can't finish you with bad mouth undecided

SmellingAnus(m): 7:49pm On Apr 04, 2018

Divay22:

I'm not, but

but what... grin

prechbills1(m): 7:51pm On Apr 04, 2018

Divay22:

I'm not, but

but what

are you giving that dumb nigga reasons for not being a virgin?

your body, your choice.

men don't own your body.

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