NewStats: 3,264,680 , 8,184,399 topics. Date: Thursday, 12 June 2025 at 12:44 AM 5q4e4d

Tapout:





what's up this meeting na...?? I go like observe from a distance

None of ur biz, sh!t-face

Tapout:





what's up this meeting na...?? I go like observe from a distance

you dey mad o!

Durent:
None of ur biz, sh!t-face

Yes Ma sir!!

dake40:

You shouldn't have opened the thread in the first place...
Small dicky hypocrite.

Looooool

I love the size of mine, is so small atleast if e no pain u, e go tickle you..

jbazic:
I love the size of mine, is so small atleast if e no pain u, e go tickle you..

Kudos!... Hope you can handle your canoe so good that it could carry 500kg of dangote cements?

dake40:


Kudos!... Hope you can handle your canoe so good that it could carry 500kg of dangote cements?

4 sure

jbazic:
I love the size of mine, is so small atleast if e no pain u, e go tickle you..

Picshure of da tin or wedon'tblivyou

Hia dick kwa, if I come win wetin dem go give me, I dey think of hw to get money u dey talk of prick, go use ur prick build house. Mumu post, small prick no be cause, na people wit small prick na dem dey get money, ask wande coal.
Na only calabar p

espionagesavvy:
Hia dick kwa, if I come win wetin dem go give me, I dey think of hw to get money u dey talk of prick, go use ur prick build house. Mumu post, small prick no be cause, na people wit small prick na dem dey get money, ask wande coal.
Na only calabar p

You sound lyk an igbo man Nwanne,tak it easy

espionagesavvy:
Hia dick kwa, if I come win wetin dem go give me, I dey think of hw to get money u dey talk of prick, go use ur prick build house. Mumu post, small prick no be cause, na people wit small prick na dem dey get money, ask wande coal.
Na only calabar p

Call it useless post, there are almost a thousand threads like this online


So na all rich men dey get small prick?...

And besides, how would you define a rich man?


Lol, do you know why most women cheat on their husbands?

no worry, a DOP will handle your wife if you are found lacking behind!...

The topic hits you and you are so pushed to comment...



Dick so Small

kestolove95:
Pls ma bf needs a dick surgery b4 he kills me with his big dick...is like dat guy dick is 10.

pls remove your head alhaja scarf,i've been told that hijab girls like you phuck more than normal girls but they cover up and hide under hijab

kestolove95:
Pls ma bf needs a dick surgery b4 he kills me with his big dick...is like dat guy dick is 10.

smh

joe4christ:
I swear down, my dick in full erection will not penetrate that sh*t cos I'm 7inches 6girth.

So, I don't know where you'll place me here!

Damn! You can lie!

pinceprinz:



Damn! You can lie!

his lies can wake the dead

dake40:
Some Guys on nairaland claiming to have what they don't... "If you succeed in fooling others, you can't fool your conscience"....

Get your self a toilet roll (tissue paper) and test your Girth size


Follow these

1, Get really hard on( fully erect)
2, Insert your dick into the hole provided in the tissue paper you have bought

If your dick slides in and you feel no firmness, sorry you belong to the 1st category of Dick types (smally)

If you feel otherwise, you have just ed the test...


And to those who failed the test, pls stop creating spamming threads on my favourite nairaland!



Here are the 3 major sizes of any Dick



1, Small dick

Take it or leave it, any dick below 5.7 inches in length and below 4.7 inches in length is a small dick

Average Dick
Dicks between 6_-7 inches in length and between 5-5.4 in girth

Big Dick
aka captain of other dicks, monster roster, brave. destroyer,etc

Are you

1, 7.5 or above inches in length?
2, Above 5.5 inches in girth.?

Yap, if you belong to the 7.5/5.5 family then you are a. DOP !(Destroyer of pu--ssy)















By the way I'm a DOP (8/6)











**Updated**

The size of the tissue tube must be 5.5 in inches, and if you can't find that,


Get yourself

1, A super glue
2, A thick paper( probably the back of a book)


Now cut the paper into this measurement

The length= 7.5
And the girth (circumference) equal 6 inches


Apply the glue to the edge of one of 7.5 inches sides ( the paper),

make sure the portion applied does not sur 0.5 inches,

...

Now, form a tube shape with the paper in this shape (2nd image)

Whereby

Length equals 7.5 inches
Girth equals 5.5 inches...

Make your manhood way above average...

kestolove95:
Pls ma bf needs a dick surgery b4 he kills me with his big dick...is like dat guy dick is 10.

you have tiny pvssy, thats why.

LOVEGINO:
Ok

lol.. dat thn dy lyk snake

kestolove95:
Pls ma bf needs a dick surgery b4 he kills me with his big dick...is like dat guy dick is 10.

What about u try a 7 inch?

I am a slim guy.Initially I didn't take any notice of my size(Down below).Not until people start making refrence at me like:U slim pple like dis dey get big kondo.
At one instance, someone once said to me:all the meat wey I suppose get for body,na him God don gather put for down for me.Then I started getting worried&started seeing my self.
When I see a lady I ire,I can't approach cos I feel my size is not wanted in most ladies.To make matters worse,there is this preety girl I met this week.I approached her then I got the shocker when she told me I am too slim for her liking.
I can say that my d**k es that test & its largely or immersely inversely proportional to my body size but I want some weight.Food is not my problem.
Any advise?

Klassicjimmy:
I am a slim guy.Initially I didn't take any notice of my size(Down below).Not until people start making refrence at me like:U slim pple like dis dey get big kondo.
At one instance, someone once said to me:all the meat wey I suppose get for body,na him God don gather put for down for me.Then I started getting worried&started seeing my self.
When I see a lady I ire,I can't approach cos I feel my size is not wanted in most ladies.To make matters worse,there is this preety girl I met this week.I approached her then I got the shocker when she told me I am too slim for her liking.
I can say that my d**k es that test & its largely or immersely inversely proportional to my body size but I want some weight.Food is not my problem.
Any advise?

So in other words, you are a PD...hmmm...but wat size is it really?

No woman go like big panis like u wey dey here de pretend

eliadekx:
No woman go like big panis like u wey dey here de pretend

joe4christ:


See this dude o, should I be looking out for means of increasing my inches or rather I should be seeking for a means of reducing it's girth, do you know how hard it is for me before I could successfully penetrate a babe, she will be moaning, screaming, speaking in tongues and all many of things before I would even be able to gain full penetration, though I won't lie to you mehn, it gives me lots of confidence, but I really wouldn't wanna add an inch.
Cos the stress involve in penetrating with such a dick no be here, and couple with the fact that not all ladies can take such dick in the abunna for atleast 30min.

Seriously!

I tire o! U go see fine babes, Wey like u, u go just dey pity dem, cos u no say, Na extra stress.


I'm always amazed when I see sh*theads, boasting abt big sized dick! Even oloshos sef, dey change tune, Wen den see am


Though, I haven't tried d test n don't think I can it sef!

kestolove95:
Pls ma bf needs a dick surgery b4 he kills me with his big dick...is like dat guy dick is 10.

jesu... he's still killing u?

I thought my own was small...until my gf saw it... ...I even threatened her that am gonna increase it,if you the eye she take look me ..well it depends, sum prefer big,while odas average...so find your size and stop giving your self unnecessary hypertension because of size.....




No ask me my size, I can't type

Preek is preek... As far as Bleep is done , Let our preek be... My signature la check

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thanki410:
Preek is preek... As far as Bleep is done , Let our preek be... My signature la check

Your signature La Click La Die

Any single lady with a kitten the size of that toilet roll centre is a confirmed LASWAMA...#Highway #Oloshoo

kelvinrhs:

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How you became a spit dropping frog shocks me...