NewStats: 3,259,430 , 8,170,076 topics. Date: Saturday, 24 May 2025 at 11:31 PM 60466o

its your number 6 presenter and less favourite kenyan thepussyhunter here to tell you (ladies) the signs you need to look out for when you feel or wanna know if a guy has a crush on you................

now what does it mean to have a crush on someone??

(pussyhunter, kenyan dictionary, 45th edition)
"CRUSH (kr:ch)
verb-
having a feeling of love for someone (mostly someone older) without most times letting the person know.........and in such cases where the crushee (person one has a crush on) ends up never knowing, the crusher (person who has a crush on someone) dies with the crush"




like the definition puts it, the crushee almost always never get to know of the feeling the crusher has on him/her......................in most case,s them ladies end up as the crushers who do not let out their feelings to the male-crushees cos well they are ladies ......

And in the situations where a lady has a crush on a guy she most likely would ponder on the question of if the guy has a crush on her too
or a lady may radomly wonder if a guy she considers a friend has a crush on her...........

Well below are the signs you can look out for in a guy to know if he trully likes you.......................


1.)HE TEXTS YOU BACK ALMOST IMMEDIATELY::
One may say this is no glaring factor as some guys are of the habit of replying people immediately they read a mgs but one thing you should know is "any guy who replys your mgs latest 40 secs after sending that mgs has a soft spot for and feels you're important to him"
and if a guy does this consistently you should know he likes you alot and enjoys talking to you

2.)HE OFTEN KEEPS YOU IN HIS PLANS AND FINDS A WAY TO BE AROUND YOU ALWAYS::
now this is for the ladies who feel their male friend has a crush on them.......you when the guy always fits you in his plans and often call to ask you out to places or ask to accompany him to a party or on a guys day out with his friends there is a 85% chance he has a crush on you

3.)HE DOESNT NOTICE YOUR HOT FRIENDS AROUND::
when you notice your guy friend is all over you and has his eyes on you always even in da midst of your friends (most probably friends hotter than you are) then you should know the dude has a crush on you

4.)HE SMILES SHYLY ANYTIME HE SEES YOU::
even without saying i believe dis ladies should be acquainted and conversant of this fact.........when the dude smiles at you anytime y'all get to see you should know the shy nigga has a crush on you

5.)HE ALWAYS AGREES WITH YOU AND STANDS UP FOR YOU WHEN NECCESSARY::
when you notice the nigga always agrees and defend you in any situation you're in you should know the dude likes you but cant say it directly

6.)HE IS QUICK TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION AND SATISFY YOUR DEMANDS / REQUESTS::
when a guy has a crush on you but is quite shy, you'd discover that he would be quick to answer your questions (esp when you ask a random question to a group of people where he is too)......and when you ask for little things he will also be quick to follow and satisfy ur requests.....

and lastly....

7.)HE DOESNT NOTICE ANY CELLULITE OR STRETCH MARKS::
when you notice a guy knows ur faults or one thing thats off about you but pretends like there its nothig and still acts nice towards you, you should know he crushes on you deeply





PS: you should at least notice 3 of the afore-mentioned signs he'd exhibit before coming to a conclusion that he likes you..........

Oh my world, so my boss has a crush on me. I better start searching 4 job else where

In case anybody wants to fry beans, pls note that I prefer red beans to white beans. make E many like 19 cups way go carry everyone on this thread through out the night. thanks.

phintohlar:
Oh my world, so my boss has a crush on me. I better start searching 4 job else where

Lol.

phintohlar:
Oh my world, so my boss has a crush on me. I better start searching 4 job else where

lmao

hope you saw the disclaimer

your boss actions should at least satisfy and correlate with 3 of the signs above


make e no con be say u lose your job just cos i made you think your boss has a crush on you ooo

Tahrah:
Lol.

tahrah go 2 bed, u're going 2 skool 2mao

thepussyhunter:


lmao

hope you saw the disclaimer

your boss actions should at least satisfy and correlate with 3 of the signs above


make e no con be say u lose your job just cos i made you think your boss has a crush on you ooo

my guy e correlate with everything ooo no be only 3

phintohlar:
tahrah go 2 bed, u're going 2 skool 2mao

Excuse me You miss road?

Tahrah:
Excuse me You miss road?

sori ma'am just kidin

Hmmmnn

@OP You are making sense here, d truth is dat we tend to forget all these as we move on. I hv had much female crush buh didn't notice.

phintohlar:
my guy e correlate with everything ooo no be only 3

all of dem


na wa o

carry on then

nothing does you

If i like a butch, i tell a butch i like her


Aint gat time to waste time,


Soft niggas keep playing thaT nollywood


And get their cardios ripped out in a min

phintohlar:
sori ma'am just kidin

I no know,my bad.

phintohlar:
Oh my world, so my boss has a crush on me. I better start searching 4 job else where

Are you sure its a crush? abi he wants to do hit and continue hitting

PromiseUche:
@OP You are making sense here, d truth is dat we tend to forget all these as we move on. I hv had much female crush buh didn't notice.

yea bro...........it happens

we fail to really notice these signs and when we do, we tend to overlook them

thepussyhunter:


all of dem


na wa o

carry on then

nothing does you

nothing does me ke.. Abeg oo make i sack myself b4 he sack me

Tahrah:
I no know,my bad.

when would get to see your pics sef


you just dey keep the entire nl-anders in da dark and uneccesary suspense on ur pics

u want us to die ni?

phintohlar:
nothing does me ke.. Abeg oo make i sack myself b4 he sack me

lol

ok o...

And errmmm are you done using the pad or you want help with it

thepussyhunter:



when would get to see your pics sef


you just dey keep the entire nl-anders in da dark and uneccesary suspense on ur pics

u want us to die ni?

Really?

thepussyhunter:


lol

ok o...

And errmmm are you done using the pad or you want help with it

haaaa since, haba

Kenyan, lala I see NL is going places already, op hope u dey pay Nigerian internet immigration fees, SARS no get chill again oh...!!

Tahrah:
Really?

yes na

or are you tryna tell me u dont know almost everyone on nl is looking forward to the day u post ur pics......

When would you do it ?

whitebeard:
Kenyan, lala I see NL is going places already, op hope u dey pay Nigerian internet immigration fees, SARS no get chill again oh...!!

na wa for una o


nigerians and fees / money be like....

phintohlar:
haaaa since, haba

ahh you couldnt wait for me abi

i ssoraite..........

You're a nurse right?

Op, we are complaining of the alarming increase in ''forming'' rate of ladies recently and you are giving them an extra motivation to uphold their cause,, e no bam baba...

thepussyhunter:


ahh you couldnt wait for me abi
i ssoraite..........
You're a nurse right?

lol........ No, am a stylis "hair stylis wey badt"

thepussyhunter:



yes na

or are you tryna tell me u dont know almost everyone on nl is looking forward to the day u post ur pics......

When would you do it ?

You dey make me feel like celeb so with dis your almost everyone on nl is looking forward to seeing my pics.
Whenever I feel like.

thepussyhunter:


ahh you couldnt wait for me abi
i ssoraite..........
You're a nurse right?

stylist i meant.. Sori

thepussyhunter:



na wa for una o


nigerians and fees / money be like....

i just dey play nah..!! Abeg so u won tell me say una no like money for Kenya..!!

whitebeard:
i just dey play nah..!! Abeg so u won tell me say una no like money for Kenya..!!

lol i know boss and i was kidding too


e get who no like money
but frankly though e be like say nigerians like money our people