NewStats: 3,261,915 , 8,175,545 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 May 2025 at 02:42 AM 482q36

mrmrmister:
Even if I lap Nicki Minaj, I won't get a boner.

I pray for u that this will not be your case, cos if that's not impotency, then I don't know what is.

KennyID17:


Oh lawd!!! When ever i bumbae1 & her ukwu

lefulefu:

Lemme go before they say Awa meme na blasphemy now ooo

KennyID17:


Lemme go before they say Awa meme na blasphemy now ooo

wetin dem pastors dem go dey do for such a thread.dont u know its a sin to allow a babe to siddon for ur lap or to imagine d act?
ops i forgot

I'll keep rolling those nice twins on the kondo till he excuses himself

NerdSciBot:
You ain't nice

Lol. I know

ideyhere:
I'll keep rolling those nice twins on the kondo till he excuses himself

Babe, You are wickedT

DylanMiguel:
Babe, You are wickedT

Aah. ..what else am I supposed to do naa?

Its not cool though

She probably wants to get pregnant

lefulefu:

wetin dem pastors dem go dey do for such a thread.dont u know its a sin to allow a babe to siddon for ur lap or to imagine d act?
ops i forgot

Lefulefu, mah crash

mrmrmister:
Even if I lap Nicki Minaj, I won't get a boner.

my bro pls dont be shy.... Come forward let me pray for you.. Your case is not normal.

KennyID17:




Lefulefu, mah crash

ideyhere:


Aah. ..what else am I supposed to do naa?

lool, the guy enjoy sha , free lap-dance

Lemme just book space

ZarZar:


Lol, I quickly removed my hand & shifted myself to sit on his knees. Funny thing is, he told me "It's alright". LOL!

That was some serious p-setting! U seem to hv enjoyd d experience.

ideyhere:
I'll keep rolling those nice twins on the kondo till he excuses hiymself

Lol.......Savagery 100!
You got no chill.

ZarZar:


It happens. It happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.

Hahahaha @ being on a long thing lol. Ezizibhanxa banned me for a day lol.

Augastianza:



Hahahaha @ being on a long thing lol. Ezizibhanxa banned me for a day lol.

Lol, shame. Banned you for the why? Wenzeni? Must have been the spambot thing.

ZarZar:


Lol, shame. Banned you for the why? Wenzeni? Must have been the spambot thing.

Ja that's what they said...mxm . I think i didn't answer nge serial killers in pta. Where were you last year when some guy who usually introduced himself as tshawe driving a decent merc wearing a suit terrorized women around centurion raping many and killed 3 . He gave them lifts and they paid heavily. Anyways pta and serial killers are

ZarZar:


It happens. It happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.

You s u all you assaulted the guy by involuntarily giving him a lap dance. lol

xynerise:


Are you kidding me?


I have friends that are females and I even carry some on my back when we play. It depends on your mindset

Please tell them!

It's just a thing of the mind! I see nothing wrong

Augastianza:



Ja that's what they said...mxm . I think i didn't answer nge serial killers in pta. Where were you last year when some guy who usually introduced himself as tshawe driving a decent merc wearing a suit terrorized women around centurion raping many and killed 3 . He gave them lifts and they paid heavily. Anyways pta and serial killers are

Hahahaha @ Pretoria & serial killers be like siamese twins. No, I've not heard of the Centurion serial killer but another one operating around Atterigeville, Pretoria west. Yhoo, that one scared me. I still wonder if they caught him. It's not safe to accept lifts these days, sana. Some people are psychotic .

Jst ing by

ZarZar:


Hahahaha @ Pretoria & serial killers be like siamese twins. No, I've not heard of the Centurion serial killer but another one operating around Atterigeville, Pretoria west. Yhoo, that one scared me. I still wonder if they caught him. It's not safe to accept lifts these days, sana. Some people are psychotic .

Very difficult to separate the two . Tjo why are they almost always from Atterigeville and Mamelodi , someone needs to do a study on this, maybe it's the water they drink loll. They usually catch them years later so you guys are screwed .

Yeah for sure, yazi i was shocked ngo Jan coming back here from the EC these ladies e Queens be hiker to Jozi with boards , like seriously approaching cars filling up at the station for lifts , I thought yaphela lo trend e EC after all the body parts scandal a few years back.

ZarZar:


It happens. It happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.

and what was his reaction?

Augastianza:



Very difficult to separate the two . Tjo why are they almost always from Atterigeville and Mamelodi , someone needs to do a study on this, maybe it's the water they drink loll. They usually catch them years later so you guys are screwed .

Yeah for sure, yazi i was shocked ngo Jan coming back here from the EC these ladies e Queens be hiker to Jozi with boards , like seriously approaching cars filling up at the station for lifts , I thought yaphela lo trend e EC after all the body parts scandal a few years back.

Smh. That is scary & sad. People never learn. They think they're invincible until it's too late. Who does that, honestly? For sure they even sleep with them on the way, oonotraki as they used to call them back in the days zoomama bethu lol.

Martin124:
and what was his reaction?

All he said was, "It's alright". He never reacted or said anything else.

ZarZar:


Smh. That is scary & sad. People never learn. They think they're invincible until it's too late. Who does that, honestly? For sure they even sleep with them on the way, oonotraki as they used to call them back in the days zoomama bethu lol.

Je ne comprend pas

ZarZar:


It happens. It happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.

U mean u mistakenly touch the guy boner. Ok if na him mistakenly touch ur punny, u go like am?

Redhot111:



U mean u mistakenly touch the guy boner. Ok if na him mistakenly touch ur punny, u go like am?

I thought it was a cellphone, duh. How could I have suspected it was a boner when I didn't even know him? Never knew people get random erèctions. So anyone would have thought it was something innocent like a cellphone or even keys.