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ZarZar:


It happens. I happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.

badoo girl. omo to soji

thesicilian:
Why is it so difficult to discuss with you nairalanders without you resorting to repulsive responses?

Na wetin lalasticlala teach us...Don't mind most of "our" choice of words here, @times we do that just to be on the offensive...To your question again, my gf can sit on a guys laps depending on who the guy is to her...if he's a guy that's been crushing on her then i'd go mad on her, but if he's one of my hommies then no biggie.

Thread is funny. of course, a lady can sit on the laps of a male friend.

@FTBOY, you have lied against me that I sent you threat messages. I use to give you your space but you have fallen my hands big time for condescending so slow to fabricate lies to malign me.

You also lied that hewhomusntbenamed gave me your number. He never gave me your number. I got your number from this forum.

MDCCCXXXII, ftboy lied. he lied against me.

@momentarylapse, I will back but I will ignore you henceforth. Quietly enjoying my ban. I want to be mod and I will not allow you to keep dragging me into all your mess. No grudges though.

firstking01:
Na wetin lalasticlala teach us ...

Haha... so you're blaming Uncle Lala abi? If dem ban you till 2023 don't mention my name sha
I ire your open mindedness though

ProfTea18:


Thread is funny. of course, a lady can sit on the laps of a male friend.

@FTBOY, you have lied against me that I sent you threat messages. I use to give you your space but you have fallen my hands big time for condescending so slow to fabricate lies to malign me.

You also lied that hewhomusntbenamed gave me your number. He never gave me your number. I got your number from this forum.

MDCCCXXXII, ftboy lied. he lied against me.

@momentarylapse, I will back but I will ignore you henceforth. Quietly enjoying my ban. I want to be mod and I will not allow you to keep dragging me into all your mess. No grudges though.

But I read you threaten him that you have his number and know where he lives when ShaqFu dissed you severely..

, screen shots don't lie oh. So think about your next post carefully before you post.

ProfTea18:


Thread is funny. of course, a lady can sit on the laps of a male friend.

@FTBOY, you have lied against me that I sent you threat messages. I use to give you your space but you have fallen my hands big time for condescending so slow to fabricate lies to malign me.

You also lied that hewhomusntbenamed gave me your number. He never gave me your number. I got your number from this forum.

@momentarylapse, I will back but I will ignore you henceforth. Quietly enjoying my ban. I want to be mod and I will not allow you to keep dragging me into all your mess. No grudges though.

Shut up and stop harassing me!


Lalasticlala! farano! rocktation! Seun!

Rule 2 and 19

MDCCCXXXII:
But I read your threaten him that you have his number and know where he lives when ShaqFu dissed you severely..

, screen shots don't lie oh. So think about your next post carefully before you post.

I didn't send ftboy text messages threatening him.

If that's true, let him provide screenshots of those messages. at least the numbers will be there.


I have never ed anyone outside Nairaland.

Everything starts and ends here.

thesicilian:
Haha... so you're blaming Uncle Lala abi? If dem ban you till 2023 don't mention my name sha
I ire your open mindedness though

Nahhh, lasisi's ma niqqie, but he no dey comment for thread iono why.

ZarZar:


It happens. It happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.

lol
bad child

ProfTea18:

I didn't send ftboy text messages threatening him.

If that's true, let him provide screenshots of those messages. at least the numbers will be there.

I have never ed anyone outside Nairaland.

Everything starts and ends here.

So you were making idle threats then? Is that what you're saying?

MDCCCXXXII:
So you were making idle threats then? Is that what you're saying?

I didnt threaten ftboy outside Nairaland.

HE IS LYING. Cheap lie for that matter. Unfortunately, he will get away with it as I have been banned and can't defend myself for now.

ZarZar:


It happens. It happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.

Lmaoooo!!! U eh!!!! But I swear if I lap u my stuff won't move at all! Care to try?

ProfTea18:

I didn't send ftboy text messages threatening him.

If that's true, let him provide screenshots of those messages. at least the numbers will be there.


I have never ed anyone outside Nairaland.

Everything starts and ends here.

ftboy You know I cant respond to you there.

make your posts both here and on the thread.

be sure to repost my responses too, even if it is damning on you. be fair.

ProfTea18:

ftboy You know I can respond to you here.

make your posts both here and on the thread.

be sure to repost my responses too, even if it is damning on you. be fair.

i never said you sent me those threat messages but since they came within that period we had a back-and-forth you're the first person i suspected...plus you threatened me on nairaland too and posted my number.

now you're claiming you got my number here. can you show me anywhere i ever dropped my digits on nairaland?

luminouz:

Lmaoooo!!! U eh!!!! But I swear if I lap u my stuff won't move at all! Care to try?

Huh? You sure?

FTBOY:
i never said you sent me those threat messages but since they came within that period we had a back-and-forth you're the first person i suspected...plus you threatened me on nairaland too and posted my number.

now you're claiming you got my number here. can you show me anywhere i ever dropped my digits on nairaland?

I never posted your full number. Go and check. Forget my plays here, I don't take issues beyond Nairaland and I respect people's privacy. forget our plays here, I am a respected guy in the society.

As much as momentarylapse_ maligns me, I don't take his issue beyond here. His number is readily available on the click of a button on Nairaland but I have never ed issues with him outside here.

And yes, I got your number from a chick, not a guy!! I won't reveal who. Sorry I won't.

I won't say more than this.

Now, be fair and post on the thread.

chai ! imagine say QueenSuccubus or maybe Bumbae1 come siddon for my lap
SINZ and kennyID17 una can both imagine the feeling na

lefulefu:
chai ! imagine say QueenSuccubus or maybe Bumbae1 come siddon for my lap
SI.NZ and kenny.ID17 una can both imagine the feeling na

Na we go help you imagine the feeling?

ZarZar:


Huh? You sure?

Lawd!!!!!
As big as DAT
Please speak mother confessor.....lemme be confessed!!!

ProfTea18:


I never posted your full number. Go and check. Forget my plays here, I don't take issues beyond Nairaland and I respect people's privacy. forget our plays here, I am a respected guy in the society.

As much as momentarylapse_ maligns me, I don't take his issue beyond here. His number is readily available on the click of a button on Nairaland but I have never ed issues with him outside here.

And yes, I got your number from a chick, not a guy!! I won't reveal who. Sorry I won't.

I won't say more than this.

Now, be fair and post on the thread.

no, you got my number from hewhomusntbenamed, not any chic...that much i know. only two girls have my number on nairaland and they don't know me as ftboy.

i've forgotten the matter, anyways. have always known that dude is your sidekick.

How do I react?
I would just position myself well on his lap, maybe movement would help calm the boner
Just kidding

luminouz:

Lawd!!!!!
As big as DAT
Please speak mother confessor.....lemme be confessed!!!

Kikikiki

My School Senior was getting married, so I was part of the bridesmaids, we were told to sit on the laps of the guys ( grooms-men); when I sat on the guy, I was feeling kinda shy,
So he told me that: no matter how big a woman is she's never too heavy for a man to carry. Lol, I took that as a flirt-line though.
I didn't feel any boner... but it felt awkward then...

NerdSciBot:
During my service year, there was this extremely hot chick with a stunning figure way above my league. So one evening, we were all watching a movie at a neighbour's place and at the same time I was engaged in a discussion with some guys. Then suddenly the said chick walked into the room, saw all the seats were occupied, then straight up came to me and sat on my lap. I went numb immediately, sweating profusely and trying to control my boner.It was the longest 30 seconds I ever endured. I eventually got my penis underneath my thigh and got myself back under control.
I've had other instances where i couldn't suppress my boner; some get up after noticing while some just remain there.

So Ladies, do you think its cool or awkward if you notice a boner on a guy you sit on(not your boyfriend or hubby).

You had a boner or a hard horn why twisting your words?

firstking01:
And what's wrong with it?, as far as you guys didn't fvck.

evrytin is wrong wit it.

Mrbehave:
evrytin is wrong wit it.

Ok, convince me.

davidadenrele:


You had a boner or a hard horn why twisting your words?

You meant hard on. They both mean the same thing so i wasn't twisting words.

Leriebloom:
How do I react?
I would just position myself well on his lap, maybe movement would help calm the boner
Just kidding

You ain't nice

ZarZar:


I don't if I had a BF @ the time or not, but even if I did, I wasn't going to tell him For the why? Get him jealous over the big news ? I think not!

zarzar, am the guy, you sat on his lap inbox me your digit let's relate

lefulefu:
chai ! imagine say QueenSuccubus or maybe Bumbae1 come siddon for my lap
SINZ and kennyID17 una can both imagine the feeling na

Oh lawd!!! When ever i bumbae1 & her ukwu