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1. Owning a car makes you feel like you’re finally a real person . You can just go to places whenever you feel like it . You don’t need to ask anyone, or wait for a bus, or jump okada or walk. You can just drive there. In your own car.

2. You have a long list of new s in your phone. for example, Wale mechanic, Tunji beater, Seun rewire

3. Cars are expensive . The gas, you were ready for. The payments, you budgeted for. But when you own a car, one day it will start doing something funny—and not funny ha-ha—and you’ll realize that it’s your problem, because it’s your car. When the mechanic calls to tell you what’s wrong and what it will cost to fix, you’ll realize that you’ve now entered a stage of life where large sums of money will suddenly and without warning be required to simply maintain your current standard of living.

4. You'll always want to go out even when there is no where to go to.

5. For the first few weeks or months or years, you will always drive with perpetual fear of LASTMA and Police even if your papers are okay. You know how they used to do - always finding invisible faults.

6. Your guys will always suggest somewhere to go just because there is a car. It will now comman be as if you are their driver..

7. You become a flirt or gigolo. Always dropping and picking different females. Different shapes and sizes and heights and colours.

8. You will start feeling bigger than you really are. You will begin to underrate some people because they use Legediz Benz.

Lalasticlala Add your own

You can always enjoy your car absolutely far more better if you buy it "NEW"(tear rubber) regardless of the manufacturer or model.
An average of such vehicle might not visit any auto mechanic in ten years.
God bless Nigeria

pls i wanna buy a car today bt i have just #20 right nw, oya start contributing.

When I bought my first car, I parked it at the police station because of the fear of thieves!!

The next day, I saw it at the checkpoint!

The Idi0ts told me they were helping me warm the car like tho I sent them message!!

oyatmicah:
pls i wanna buy a car today bt i have just #20 right nw, oya start contributing.

u fit see car buy for #20 oo..


plastic or paper car

Whizpeter:
When I bought my first car, I parked it at the police station because of the fear of thieves!!

The next day, I saw it at the checkpoint!

The Idi0ts told me they were helping me warm the car like tho I sent them message!!

u wan kill person wit laughter?

lols.
*Every morning you wake and see your car just where you packed it, you say a silent prayer. Thank God it wasn't stolen before day break.

6. Your guys will always suggest somewhere to go just because there is a car. It will now comman be as if you are their driver..

This one dey pain o. In serious traffic, they'll just be gisting and you'll be doing all the work. Only for them to look up and still say you're not sharp, people just dey shadow you anyhow.
I'm like...oya comman come down

PaperLace:
lols.
*Every morning you wake and see your car just where you packed it, you say a silent prayer. Thank God it wasn't stolen before day break.


This one dey pain o. In serious traffic, they'll just be gisting and you'll be doing all the work. Only for them to look up and still say you're not sharp, people just dey shadow you anyhow.
I'm like...oya comman come down

on top my own fuel oo

and the friends that will come to borrow your car and then go and bash it

Whizpeter:

The Idi0ts told me they were helping me warm the car like tho I sent them message!!

Lwkm

HitlerIsBack:
and the friends that will come to borrow your car and then go and bash it

Very annoying oo. you won't even know what to say to them

True sha

non happened to me...

no. 2 is just funny

Etizz:
non happened to me...

then I doubt you are 100% Nigerian

spartoo:
1. Owning a car makes you feel like you’re finally a real person . You can just go to places whenever you feel like it . You don’t need to ask anyone, or wait for a bus, or jump okada or walk. You can just drive there. In your own car.

2. You have a long list of new s in your phone. for example, Wale mechanic, Tunji beater, Seun rewire

3. Cars are expensive . The gas, you were ready for. The payments, you budgeted for. But when you own a car, one day it will start doing something funny—and not funny ha-ha—and you’ll realize that it’s your problem, because it’s your car. When the mechanic calls to tell you what’s wrong and what it will cost to fix, you’ll realize that you’ve now entered a stage of life where large sums of money will suddenly and without warning be required to simply maintain your current standard of living.

4. You'll always want to go out even when there is no where to go to.

5. For the first few weeks or months or years, you will always drive with perpetual fear of LASTMA and Police even if your papers are okay. You know how they used to do - always finding invisible faults.

6. Your guys will always suggest somewhere to go just because there is a car. It will now comman be as if you are their driver..

7. You become a flirt or gigolo. Always dropping and picking different females. Different shapes and sizes and heights and colours.

8. You will start feeling bigger than you really are. You will begin to underrate some people because they use Legediz Benz.

Lalasticlala Add your own

end time first car

You come out by 12 midnight to check it out,smile and go back to bed.

Reminds me when my brother bought his first car, he became a male prostitue...Broda mi Segun, e karey

Theres nothing liberating as owning your first car especially if its the right car.

oyatmicah:
pls i wanna buy a car today bt i have just #20 right nw, oya start contributing.

no worry you go see my alert very soon

Seun rewire that got me laughing......

I hope is not the Seun I'm thinking?

God bless me with the car of my dreams so that i can drive it with the woman of my dreams you are sending me soon

Why seun rewire So no other rewire name's you can pick on NL

spartoo:
1. Owning a car makes you feel like you’re finally a real person . You can just go to places whenever you feel like it . You don’t need to ask anyone, or wait for a bus, or jump okada or walk. You can just drive there. In your own car.

2. You have a long list of new s in your phone. for example, Wale mechanic, Tunji beater, Seun rewire

3. Cars are expensive . The gas, you were ready for. The payments, you budgeted for. But when you own a car, one day it will start doing something funny—and not funny ha-ha—and you’ll realize that it’s your problem, because it’s your car. When the mechanic calls to tell you what’s wrong and what it will cost to fix, you’ll realize that you’ve now entered a stage of life where large sums of money will suddenly and without warning be required to simply maintain your current standard of living.

4. You'll always want to go out even when there is no where to go to.

5. For the first few weeks or months or years, you will always drive with perpetual fear of LASTMA and Police even if your papers are okay. You know how they used to do - always finding invisible faults.

6. Your guys will always suggest somewhere to go just because there is a car. It will now comman be as if you are their driver..

7. You become a flirt or gigolo. Always dropping and picking different females. Different shapes and sizes and heights and colours.

8. You will start feeling bigger than you really are. You will begin to underrate some people because they use Legediz Benz.

Lalasticlala Add your own

I just booked this space for no reason

that gigolo part op three gbosa for you...

GBOSA!!! GBOSA!!! GBOSA!!!

ok

I just dey observe

spartoo:

then I doubt you are 100% Nigerian

OK I be Togolese......

happy now?