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LastMumu:

Now that she's back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair,
hey, hey, hey
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that there's a time to change,
hey, hey, hey
Since the return from her stay on the moon
She listens like spring and she talks like June,
hey, hey, hey

But tell me, did you sail across the sun?
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated?

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star–
One without a permanent scar?
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there?


Was listening to this song some minutes ago and for some crazy reason Ferdyboss' name came to my head. I log on to nairaland, whose comment do I first see - same f**king Ferdyboss! WTF?
I guess all his talk about Mars, planets and all those crazy _shit is really rubbing off on me somehow.

Fear not.

tollyB:
lol that's if I vote sef....
I will vote you

You will vote. That's for sure.

Happy I'd el-Fitr to everyone and happy holidays.

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Ladyf, how far?

Ramadan Kareem

LastMumu:
Ladyf, how far?

Ramadan Kareem

Fine dear...Ramadan Kareem to you too Sir.

Why do you keep doing the blue texts and different font tho...

ladyF:

Fine dear...Ramadan Kareem to you too Sir.

Why do you keep doing the blue texts and different font tho...

It has always been my trademark writing style na... .. ... since tey-tey.


Wetin you find come our chatroom this night?

LastMumu:


It has always been my trademark writing format na... .. ... since tey-tey.


Wetin you find come our chatroom this night?

lol I just say make I stop by and wish everyone happy holidays...shey room dey make I spread my mat here for a while?

e be like say I go find my own unique style sha...

ladyF:

lol I just say make I stop by and wish everyone happy holidays...shey room dey make I spread my mat here for a while?

e be like say I go find my own unique style sha...

Abeg room no dey, just wish everyone happy holidays carry your flat yansh commot for road make person see front.


I don't know how serious you are, but you can try Helvetica font style. I feel it will fit your writing a lot.

LastMumu:


Abeg room no dey, just wish everyone happy holidays carry your flat yansh commot for road make person see front.


I don't know how serious you are, but you can try Helvetica font style. I feel it will fit your writing a lot.

Lwkm!!! How you take know say e flat? In fact, let me even it temporarily, make another person judge am. Ahh ann!

Anyway sha...let me see how this new font looks like.

My font no dey change o. How u take do am biko?

ladyF:

Lwkm!!! How you take know say e flat? In fact, let me even it temporarily, make another person judge am. Ahh ann!

Anyway sha...let me see how this new font looks like.

I know say your yansh go flat judging by your name. The f in your name means 'flat', right?

LastMumu:


I know say your yansh go flat judging by your name. The f in your name means 'flat', right?

lol the F actually stands for F9. Even ProudOlodo wanted to dash me his moniker the other day

ladyF:
My font no dey change o. How u take do am biko?

Hehehe, maybe you dey use all the fake chinko torch-light phone, that's why the thing no gree work. Not all phones Helvetica, obviously your phone doesn't.
I don change your font for you, you like this new one?

LastMumu:


Hehehe, maybe you dey use all the fake chinko torch-light phone, that's why the thing no gree work. Not all phones Helvetica

chai...that must be the issue.

Testing testing on my neighbour's device

ladyF:

lol the F actually stands for F9. Even ProudOlodo wanted to dash me his moniker the other day

Lwkmd

*sigh* Could I be doing something wrong.

ladyF:

chai...that must be the issue.

Testing testing on my neighbour's device

Times New Roman is old but still looks classy, what do you think?

LastMumu:




Times New Roman is old but still looks classy, what do you think?

Testing Testing

Only Georgia seems to work.

ladyF:
Only Georgia seems to work.

Times New Roman will work as well.

LastMumu:


Times New Roman will work as well.

Can you try with Times New Roman, let me see how you do it biko?

I need to get to the bottom of this.

ladyF:

Can you try with Times New Roman, let me see how you do it biko?

I need to get to the bottom of this.

Doesn't this font look just so beauriful?

LastMumu:


Doesn't this font look just so beauriful?

It sure does... Heavenly father, this thing must work for me o...

ladyF:

Can you try with Times New Roman, let me see how you do it biko?

I need to get to the bottom of this.

I can even choose to Italicize it.

OMG!!! lol...Ayam almost screaming here

LastMumu:


I can even choose to Italize it.

[size=15pt]lol. Even with big fonts and color [/size]

ladyF:
OMG!!! lol...Ayam almost screaming here

Lol, with that your chicken voice. Yeah Yeah.


I Italicized your post, do you like the new look?

ladyF:

[size=15pt]lol. Even with big fonts and color [/size]

Lol, big fonts look cool on mobile but very horrible on PC.

No go blind person papa on top say you dey comment for nairaland mbok.

LastMumu:



Lol, big fonts look cool on mobile but very horrible on PC.

No go blind person papa on top say you dey comment for nairaland mbok.

[size=20pt]hahaha... Dem go just hammer me ban!! [/size]